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Opportunity comes but once they say, I've been very confused on how to maximize a rare opportunity that came my way few days ago. Pls, don't ask me how; I got direct phone numbers of David Mark the Senate President, Patience Jonathan the first lady, some State Govs and Senators. If only I know the exact thing to tell David Mark or Patience Jonathan, I would easily get my own share of the National Cake; my millions. A friend of mine has been begging to take me to a powerful herbalist in Ijebu Igbo. He said they would be remote controlled to favour me through the call. Another, told me to go to Indian temple, to get and use "do as I say" Indian charm. He said with that, I will just text Patience Jonathan my acc details, call her and say "Go and send N650Million into my account right now!" and she'll do instantly. Yet, I think there must be a better legitimate things and services that I can offer them and get prosperous pecuniary reward; this is where I need the suggestions of intelligent Nlanders. Pls, advise me on these:
1) If they ask me where or how I got their Nos, what do I say? Because I must NEVER disclose how I got their numbers else...
2) What irresistible guaranteed legit services, advices and/or business can I offer them?
If ur idea works, I promise to share the bounty.

He's in a unique class of his own. I love this guy.

I can't stop laughing at this funny but true thread. The lady is a funny genius!
https://www.nairaland.com/2187631/advice-please-should-she-confront#31466129
This should be on FP, it would help so many marriages.

Women are not hard to satisfy, if only some men r ready to learn.
I can see some tongues wagging and abusing women here. Our men should not be so wickedly selfish, just after 2 minutes u don... be brave enough to face ur problem, find a solution to erectile dysfunction instead of hiding under ineffective ego. You have sisters too, so be up and doing to make her happy.

The dilema of Wole Shoyinka, is the dilema of all Nigerians; between the devil and the deep blue sea. We are faced with a very diecy situation, to vote a grossly incompetent incumbent or to vote a suspected fanatic? However, all wise Nigerians have concluded that BokoHaram exceses can only be stopped by Buhari because the everly timid Goodluck did not even arrest let alone prosecute the identified major BokoHaram backbone (prominent PDP member). So many people now commit evil with impunity; curruption and ritual killings too much, everyday I see the annuncement on TV "Missing Person" THIS MUST STOP! We NEED urgently Change now or never!
I've finally made up my mind too. I'll vote Buhari APC.

The dilema of Wole Shoyinka, is the dilema of all Nigerians; between the devil and the deep blue sea. We are faced with a very diecy situation, to vote a grossly incompetent incumbent or to vote a suspected fanatic? However, all wise Nigerians have concluded that BokoHaram exceses can only be stopped by Buhari because the everly timid Goodluck did not even arrest let alone prosecute the identified major BokoHaram backbone (prominent PDP member). So many people now commit evil with impunity; curruption and ritual killings too much, everyday I see the annuncement on TV "Missing Person" THIS MUST STOP! We NEED urgently Change now or never!
I've finally made up my mind too. I'll vote Buhari APC.

The dilema of Wole Shoyinka, is the dilema of all Nigerians; between the devil and the deep blue sea. We are faced with a very diecy situation, to vote a grossly incompetent incumbent or to vote a suspected fanatic? However, all wise Nigerians have concluded that BokoHaram exceses can only be stopped by Buhari because the everly timid Goodluck did not even arrest let alone prosecute the identified major BokoHaram backbone (prominent PDP member). So many people now commit evil with impunity; curruption and ritual killings too much, everyday I see the annuncement on TV "Missing Person" THIS MUST STOP! We NEED Change urgently, now or never!
I've finally made up my mind too. I'll vote Buhari APC.

The dilema of Wole Shoyinka, is the dilema of all Nigerians; between the devil and the deep blue sea. We are faced with a very diecy situation, to vote a grossly incompetent incumbent or to vote a suspected fanatic? However, all wise Nigerians have concluded that BokoHaram exceses can only be stopped by Buhari because the everly timid Goodluck did not even arrest let alone prosecute the identified major BokoHaram backbone (prominent PDP member). So many people now commit evil with impunity; curruption and ritual killings too much, everyday I see the annuncement on TV "Missing Person" THIS MUST STOP! We NEED urgently Change now or never!
I've finally made up my mind too. I'll vote Buhari APC.

Good. In another news, so many guys are confessing crazy love for Buhari's daughter. The must see tweeter pics: https://www.nairaland.com/2118412/many-guys-confessing-crazy-love#30217210

prewtyjulie:
what amechi said sounds like d tale of nnkechi dat was caught runnin out of a married man's house witout her pant and claims she removed dem 2 receive fresh air.

Epic!!! Lol...