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RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:11am On Sep 16, 2015
Sveen:
Orijin101
cool cool cool yessir
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:08am On Sep 16, 2015
Teempakguy:
No . . . .

Just . . . No.
Bro, hope I'm safe? embarassed
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:07am On Sep 16, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Ermm...how about a situation where your friend fuçks your girlfriend.? cry[/color]
*****unsheathes sword*****

You say? undecided Baba, na instantly we go settle that one sef grin I go just slit hin throat, nothing more!
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 10:35am On Sep 16, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Any guy that keeps beef with his homie for as long as a week has a Veejayjay somewhere in his body.. lol
Maybe in his armpit grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 10:27am On Sep 16, 2015
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 10:21am On Sep 16, 2015
MzRoyalHighness:
lol ode
Lolz, oponu.. .. ..
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 10:07am On Sep 16, 2015
MzRoyalHighness:
this is too old.damn
Ok ma, we've seen you cool
RomanceRe: Is This True About Most Lovers?(pics) by LordOfTheWeed: 10:04am On Sep 16, 2015
hbpeze:
you mean ur mama na goat
What's wrong with this unfed _imbecile? undecided I won't stoop so low to be foolish just like you, i will rather watch you show forth your inherited stupidity than to drag those innocent parents into this!
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 9:51am On Sep 16, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Awon Werey 100%™ cool[/color]
If you know what that means, then you belong cool
RomanceThe Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op):
What ladies conversations looks like:

*****phone rings*****

Girl 1 - Hello sweetie
Girl 2 - Heyyy babe, watsup?
Girl 1 - I'm fine honey, shebi you've shunned me na.
Girl 2 - Ahhh! Baby mi, It's not like that jhoor, ok don't worry, i will come to your house today.
Girl 1 - Awwww.. .. .. I'll be expecting you hun, enough gist for you.
Girl 2 - I'm sure you know my fav meal, just prepare it down for me.
Girl 1 - For sure dear.
Girl 2 - Ok baby mi, bye for now.

*****drops call*****

Girl 1 - Mbok, see this stupid girl oo, she thinks I'm missing her, that dirty thing, longer throat, mttcheeew.. .. ..
Girl 2 - Amebo girl, na only gossip gossip she sabi, shiiiooor!!!

---------------------------------------------

What guys conversations looks like:

*****phone rings*****

Boy 1 - Werey boy!!!!
Boy 2 - Ishii!!! How far you na?
Boy 1 - your guy loyal ooo, aw your own life?
Boy 2 - Baba, i just dey where you put me jhare. Wetin dey your house jhoor?
Boy 1 - Diz one dey mad ni? You keep anything for my house?
Boy 2 - Ode oshi! I dey come your place very soon, tell your babe make she cook ooo.
Boy 1 - Werey, no problem na, anything wey you see make you chop.
Boy 2 - Okay na baba, na you ooo.

*****drops call*****

Boy 1 - **looks his babe** That's my surest guy, i too like that guy (no homo).
Boy 2 - **soliloquys** padi of life.


Lesson: Almost all ladies conversations sounds lovely and friendly but deep down their hearts, it reeks hatred! But guys prefers being orijinal cool when there is misunderstanding, they easily sort out their difference either by few throws of punches or PARAlization grin and few minutes later, they've forgotten it!

Source: Awon werey 100%!!™ cool

Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Is This True About Most Lovers?(pics) by LordOfTheWeed: 11:38pm On Sep 15, 2015
hbpeze:
actually your father own was replaced with that of a buffalo.how your mama toto be now.them Don destroy am?
"your father" and "your mother" ? undecided

Oh! I see!!!! This is what happens when goat sperm mixes with human own.
PetsRe: What's the best dog food for a puppy by LordOfTheWeed: 10:04pm On Sep 15, 2015
Milk, egg, cereals, pap and every other foods rich in calcium, vitamin and protein.
RomanceRe: Is This True About Most Lovers?(pics) by LordOfTheWeed: 9:36pm On Sep 15, 2015
hbpeze:
True they want money.they can't think of achieving or getting theirs.lord they will continue to get raped and they won't see marriage partners till they reach menopause especially the ones on naira land misspicy the gold digger halafrica the ashewo,kwencypresh the most ugly girl with big teeth
Your brain has been replaced with chicken's intenstine, right?
PetsRe: Dog Meat Is Very Nutritious by LordOfTheWeed: 3:49pm On Sep 11, 2015
BOUNTYDOG:
This should not be in the pet section.you can as well eat bats and cockroaches,its ur choice.one mans mint is another man's poison.
You can get cockroaches in volume and cook in ur pots with vegies its also very nutritous lipsrsealed
you forgot to add vultures, maggots, rats, grasshoppers, frogs, and other forsaken animals like that.
PetsRe: The Most Painful Decision I Have Ever Made by LordOfTheWeed: 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2015
Stop animal brutality! cry
CelebritiesRe: WIZKID Or ICEPRINCE ? who rocks better in white.(photos) by LordOfTheWeed: 11:32am On Sep 11, 2015
Why is ice prince putting on "tonotono" ? undecided Those shoes we wore those days when we were between 1-5years old
PetsRe: Introducing Our Kennel To Nairalanders... Iroyalkennel by LordOfTheWeed: 10:37am On Sep 11, 2015
Nice one tho, but just make sure you are always with them whenever they are unchained so as to avoid irrelevant cross-breeding.. .. ..
CelebritiesRe: Facebook Ranked Nigeria And Kenya As Tops Active Mobile Users In Africa. by LordOfTheWeed: 6:46pm On Sep 10, 2015
What do you expect in a country where there is high rate of unemployment? Some people just don't want to commit suicide, that's why they choose to always stay online throughout the whole day just to see things that will cheer them up coz if they should start thinking of the current situation of this country, mehn, many people go don migrate to the dead country.
PetsRe: Advice On How To Take Care Of This New Born Kitten Cat by LordOfTheWeed: 5:10pm On Sep 10, 2015
HenryDion:
Thanks but that link is for cats with mothers. This one has none. Am the papa and mama for now. I think the cat is 3-4 weeks old. Right now, am looking for appropriate food that won't upset her tommy. They eyes are well open and her ears pointed. She can walk around and has develop canine teeth. (the long pointed teeth) NL come help oo
Bro, the link was divided into 3 parts, you didn't go through it carefully that's why you couldn't see the aspect that discussed about taking care of an orphan cat.
PetsRe: Bizarre! Chicken Lived For 18 Months Without A Head!(picture) by LordOfTheWeed: 5:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
Heard the story long time ago. The bird later died when the farmer went for a journey and there was no one to feed it. For those who doesn't know how it was being fed, the farmer fed it by injecting food into it tongue
CelebritiesRe: Photos:toke Makinwa Met 50 Cent In Her Hotel...arrived At Laguardia Airport NYC by LordOfTheWeed: 12:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
Lion bloggers!!!!
PetsRe: Advice On How To Take Care Of This New Born Kitten Cat by LordOfTheWeed: 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2015
http://m.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-Kittens
Check that link bro, i guess it would help. wink
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity Look Alikes? Wow!!! Or Wakanow!!!? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:48am On Sep 10, 2015
WULE BANTU!!!!!!! grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: World Sexiext Nurse Flaunt Her Huge Asset Online (see Photos) by LordOfTheWeed: 10:46am On Sep 10, 2015
World's sexiest? undecided you must be dreaming!
PetsRe: Please Help by LordOfTheWeed: 10:32am On Sep 10, 2015
I can help you.. .. .. ok, you have 10k already, now add the t-fare you will spend from kaduna to Lagos to the cash you have at hand, at least, it should sum up to approximately 20k, then get yourself an Alsatian within your vicinity.

Thank me later wink
PetsRe: Pls Who Knows What Specie Of Turtle This Is? by LordOfTheWeed: 9:27am On Sep 10, 2015
INDUSTRIALFAN:
I noticed it doesn't withdraw its head in fully but to the side and its always trying to escape even when in the bowl I put it which it cant climb out of.... Carried it on my palm today an it was trying to walk off.... Lol....
Lolz.. .. .. Enjoy your new pet bro, and please, don't starve it cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Curiosity by LordOfTheWeed:
***coughs***

This is a very educative thread, i must confess, but IMO i would say, even the most intelligent person in the whole or universe rather haven't used up to a % of his brain capability! That sounds odd right?

Humans brain's usage will always remain at that range till eternity simply because all the events we still stress our brains on are the things we see around us but what about the paranormal things and some that we don't even believe they exist at all?

Any man that can use 100% of is brain is a "GOD"

Abeg, just stick to what you know at the moment coz if you attempt to find knowledge beyond your limit, you go just mad! grin

cc: lekinz
PetsRe: Pls Who Knows What Specie Of Turtle This Is? by LordOfTheWeed: 8:46am On Sep 10, 2015
INDUSTRIALFAN:
bro its a side neck African Turtle just like you said.... Just looked up both on Google
To be fully sure if your turtle is an African side neck turtle as you proclaimed, observe if it fully withdraws its head into its shell at all time, if it doesn't, then it's indeed an African side neck turtle!

After being sure of that, then you have to determine the perfect habitat for it, the habitat must be out of reach of other dangerous reptiles coz your turtle may be harmed due to the fact that it can't conceal the whole of its head underneath its shell, provide a large swimming space for it also as they love spending most of their time in water.

NB: This turtle you just got yourself may be very aggressive for now until it gain total captivity, it may try as much as possible to get its freedom, and it would if you are not watchful. grin grin grin
PetsRe: Urgent!!!...Female bleeds after mating....Is it normal? by LordOfTheWeed: 8:16am On Sep 10, 2015
barcaboi:
her vulva.....the male was bigger. ...
Was she a virgin dog before you mated her?

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