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Sveen: yessir |
Teempakguy:Bro, hope I'm safe? ![]() |
naijaboiy:*****unsheathes sword***** You say? Baba, na instantly we go settle that one sef I go just slit hin throat, nothing more! |
JeffreyJamez:Maybe in his armpit ![]() |
MzRoyalHighness:Lolz, oponu.. .. .. |
MzRoyalHighness:Ok ma, we've seen you ![]() |
hbpeze:What's wrong with this unfed _imbecile? I won't stoop so low to be foolish just like you, i will rather watch you show forth your inherited stupidity than to drag those innocent parents into this! |
naijaboiy:If you know what that means, then you belong ![]() |
What ladies conversations looks like: *****phone rings***** Girl 1 - Hello sweetie Girl 2 - Heyyy babe, watsup? Girl 1 - I'm fine honey, shebi you've shunned me na. Girl 2 - Ahhh! Baby mi, It's not like that jhoor, ok don't worry, i will come to your house today. Girl 1 - Awwww.. .. .. I'll be expecting you hun, enough gist for you. Girl 2 - I'm sure you know my fav meal, just prepare it down for me. Girl 1 - For sure dear. Girl 2 - Ok baby mi, bye for now. *****drops call***** Girl 1 - Mbok, see this stupid girl oo, she thinks I'm missing her, that dirty thing, longer throat, mttcheeew.. .. .. Girl 2 - Amebo girl, na only gossip gossip she sabi, shiiiooor!!! --------------------------------------------- What guys conversations looks like: *****phone rings***** Boy 1 - Werey boy!!!! Boy 2 - Ishii!!! How far you na? Boy 1 - your guy loyal ooo, aw your own life? Boy 2 - Baba, i just dey where you put me jhare. Wetin dey your house jhoor? Boy 1 - Diz one dey mad ni? You keep anything for my house? Boy 2 - Ode oshi! I dey come your place very soon, tell your babe make she cook ooo. Boy 1 - Werey, no problem na, anything wey you see make you chop. Boy 2 - Okay na baba, na you ooo. *****drops call***** Boy 1 - **looks his babe** That's my surest guy, i too like that guy (no homo). Boy 2 - **soliloquys** padi of life. Lesson: Almost all ladies conversations sounds lovely and friendly but deep down their hearts, it reeks hatred! But guys prefers being orijinal when there is misunderstanding, they easily sort out their difference either by few throws of punches or PARAlization and few minutes later, they've forgotten it!Source: Awon werey 100%!!™ ![]() Lalasticlala |
hbpeze:"your father" and "your mother" ? Oh! I see!!!! This is what happens when goat sperm mixes with human own. |
Milk, egg, cereals, pap and every other foods rich in calcium, vitamin and protein. |
hbpeze:Your brain has been replaced with chicken's intenstine, right? |
BOUNTYDOG:you forgot to add vultures, maggots, rats, grasshoppers, frogs, and other forsaken animals like that. |
Stop animal brutality! |
Why is ice prince putting on "tonotono" ? Those shoes we wore those days when we were between 1-5years old |
Nice one tho, but just make sure you are always with them whenever they are unchained so as to avoid irrelevant cross-breeding.. .. .. |
What do you expect in a country where there is high rate of unemployment? Some people just don't want to commit suicide, that's why they choose to always stay online throughout the whole day just to see things that will cheer them up coz if they should start thinking of the current situation of this country, mehn, many people go don migrate to the dead country. |
HenryDion:Bro, the link was divided into 3 parts, you didn't go through it carefully that's why you couldn't see the aspect that discussed about taking care of an orphan cat. |
Heard the story long time ago. The bird later died when the farmer went for a journey and there was no one to feed it. For those who doesn't know how it was being fed, the farmer fed it by injecting food into it ![]() |
Lion bloggers!!!! |
http://m.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-Kittens Check that link bro, i guess it would help. ![]() |
WULE BANTU!!!!!!! |
World's sexiest? you must be dreaming! |
I can help you.. .. .. ok, you have 10k already, now add the t-fare you will spend from kaduna to Lagos to the cash you have at hand, at least, it should sum up to approximately 20k, then get yourself an Alsatian within your vicinity. Thank me later |
INDUSTRIALFAN:Lolz.. .. .. Enjoy your new pet bro, and please, don't starve it |
***coughs*** This is a very educative thread, i must confess, but IMO i would say, even the most intelligent person in the whole or universe rather haven't used up to a % of his brain capability! That sounds odd right? Humans brain's usage will always remain at that range till eternity simply because all the events we still stress our brains on are the things we see around us but what about the paranormal things and some that we don't even believe they exist at all? Any man that can use 100% of is brain is a "GOD" Abeg, just stick to what you know at the moment coz if you attempt to find knowledge beyond your limit, you go just mad! ![]() cc: lekinz |
INDUSTRIALFAN:To be fully sure if your turtle is an African side neck turtle as you proclaimed, observe if it fully withdraws its head into its shell at all time, if it doesn't, then it's indeed an African side neck turtle! After being sure of that, then you have to determine the perfect habitat for it, the habitat must be out of reach of other dangerous reptiles coz your turtle may be harmed due to the fact that it can't conceal the whole of its head underneath its shell, provide a large swimming space for it also as they love spending most of their time in water. NB: This turtle you just got yourself may be very aggressive for now until it gain total captivity, it may try as much as possible to get its freedom, and it would if you are not watchful. ![]() |
barcaboi:Was she a virgin dog before you mated her? |

Baba, na instantly we go settle that one sef
I go just slit hin throat, nothing more! 


