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PetsRe: Mating In Progress... Golliath N Lucy 4rm Iroyal Kennel by LordOfTheWeed: 8:15am On Sep 18, 2015
IRoyalkennel:
Well I really cant say much, buh to what I Av notice two days ago as seen in the pics attach to this post below.

Wen Golliath was mating her, all his Pen** came out and there was something like balls after wen the pen** had came out finish as its in the pics, so my thought is that I think its is wider part of the penis dat hangs in the dam V**** so it hangs until he had cum finish smiley
Yea bro, the head of a dog's penis is usually swollen whenever it's inside the vj of the female which makes it uneasy to pull out, but during that period, the penis is still releasing some semen into the vj. Then after the whole shooting has taken place, the penis would shrink and the penis could be removed easily.

But the size of their d!cks also determines the rate of the pulling ooo cheesy
PetsRe: Spirit by LordOfTheWeed: 7:59am On Sep 18, 2015
Hmmm.. .. .. That shows how dearly you loved your dogs bro, and BTW, that doesn't worth creating a thread for undecided
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 8:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked shocked jack must hear dis!! grin dammm i dont knw u belong to dat crew,i wnt to see ur pics tongue maybe ur legs r k cheesy
Not only k, it's w you will see tongue

But i thought I've once uploaded my pix for you over here.. .. .. huh
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:49pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol,whatsapp no dey chop mb naw btw i am not managing just dat d messages too dey gv me heart attack when dey comes in grin grin abi u wnt me to die? grin
If not because of Jack, i for talk say make the heart attack kee you but i won't. tongue
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:32pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
NOOOOOOOOO no time jare grin
You too lazy jhoor! Abi you dey manage MB? cheesy
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:27pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
So una no get life bf? grin grin dammm i feel like crying when d messages pop in grin grin na so i halla for jack make he comot me! cheesy
Lolz.. .. .. make i holla jack to add you back?
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol,i no see u jorrr cheesy u dey lie.Na d messages pissed me jare cos my nrtwork is always on most time,i hardly off it.
But seriously, the messages are not much like before anymore, all of us don get life now unlike before.. .. .. Na only for night we dey chat now.
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Save your disclaimer for the birds oga grin
You still generalized when you said 'most' or whatever
How would you know what we talk about or how we feel

I as a gehl, am telling you now. You're welcome. grin
Ok ma'am.. .. .. I'm too tired for this lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:58pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
This is an utter fallacy of hasty generalization and you guys are just rubbing your overstimulated egos with this grin

Untrue, we even talk better with each other than we do to males, so just get that straight.
I'm 100% sure you didn't read the concluding part of my sentiment before typing this. Go through it again and you would see where i wrote "Almost all ladies" I didn't generalize dear.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Vice-versa: This Is How It Would Be If Gels Love Sex And Boys Ove Money by LordOfTheWeed: 6:52pm On Sep 16, 2015
ggrin:
dem fit hide weed?undecided hell no grin
Werey re ooo.. .. .. How far na? I hear say you don finally remove your toto, na dick you be na, wetin happen na? grin
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:40pm On Sep 16, 2015
wristbangle:
Am fine my brother. Hehehe orijin baba u don beco lordoftheweed again?
Egbon, na so we see am ooo.. .. .. orijin no sell again, na why i return back to my initial business ooo cheesy

Wetin dey for the boys na?
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
wristbangle:
Hehehe. O ma se o! Eventually bobo yi fe ya werey
Oga mi sir, it's not easy to be a werey ooo.. .. .. Longest time, how have you been bro? cheesy
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:25pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes una try!! grin but i neva see u for once there!u just join? or maybe because i was there just for two days.
I don dey there right from Adam, i sabi when you join na, i just dey observe your belongitivity, but you fvcked up.
RomanceRe: Vice-versa: This Is How It Would Be If Gels Love Sex And Boys Ove Money by LordOfTheWeed: 6:20pm On Sep 16, 2015
ggrin:
oh lawd of orijjin grin
cry cry cry cry cry As i do dodging reach, una still fish me out.. .. .. Make una lemme rest na cry
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:19pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
hmmm cheesy u think?na d messages dey vex me pass!!d thing dey giv me headach grin
But we don minimize am na, before it was 350 messages per hour but now, it is 349messages per hour grin

You see say we don try cheesy
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:07pm On Sep 16, 2015
prettythicksme:
Hmmmmmmm awon werey crew,all of una no get work!!!d place is so boring to me! grin grin
It's because you don't have what it takes to be a "belonger" cheesy
RomanceRe: Im Auctioning My Virginity To The Highest Bidder. "(ladies Only) by LordOfTheWeed: 6:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
softapples:
HEllo ladies im willing and ready to be disvirgined by any of you, so im autioning my virginity to the highest bidder, ok ladies start bidding. "the lady with the highest bid gets to disvirgin me anywhere and anyhow she likes. "so keep the bidding rolling. "whoever disvirgin me will be automatically blessed and favoured by GOD.
Funny dude grin
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 6:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
MrBasketball:
Stale yarn.
Lol, ok sir.. .. .. cool
TravelRe: How To Survive In Lagos. by LordOfTheWeed: 4:30pm On Sep 16, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Thief ke.....all na "hustle"...I Don get this reflex action for my body system to always touch all my sensitive parts and properties including Olympus anytime person jam me for villa o..... grin.....
Hahahahahahaha.. .. .. Baba, no be only you ooo, since dem comot my Z10 for my pocket for that alagbon area, na since den i don adopt the gentleman style, my hands dey everly dey my pockets, make i see how person wan take enter the pocket without passing thru the hands.
TravelRe: How To Survive In Lagos. by LordOfTheWeed: 3:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Hahahaha especially all those Men for villa! wink
Dem no be thieves ooo but if dem pass, something go lost grin
TravelRe: How To Survive In Lagos. by LordOfTheWeed:
OP!!! It seems you are forgetting something, but anyways, i will help you.


Well, i don't have the guts to call them thieves or pick-pocketers, but i will rather call them PROPERTY OWNERS, these set of people can come in any style or dimension, the main reason why i call them property owners is that, whenever you are about to leave home for work, always believe that everything on your body at that are not yours, the real owners can take it from you at any fvckin time.

That was how they took back their phone from me some months ago, a new Blackberry Z10 that haven't used a month with me cry

If you observe an unusal greeting from any strange person, a suspicious act from anyone sitting beside you in a bus, uncomfortable adjustment or any suspicious act, please don't hesitate to verify the items on your body coz some might be preparing to take their flights at that moment grin

cc: jeffreyjamez
Jokes EtcRe: My Book Of Bible Stories *twitter Edition* Hillarious Pics by LordOfTheWeed: 12:44pm On Sep 16, 2015
Iffa hear say i no laugh grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 12:33pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sveen:
That's the result of his hardwork, maybe it's high time we also work hard so that we can relax when the time is right.
That's true bro, I'm just envious of his success, lolz, not as if I'm hating tho wink at least, man sef gast chop na
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 12:11pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sveen:
It seems NL is now a shadow of its former self. And like you, I also seem to just drop by once in a while.
Lol, that's how it's meant to be bro, i can't be here surfing the forum all day while one man is relaxing on his bed receiving credit alert from the so called fun I'm having.
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:52am On Sep 16, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Then he go come kill you back grin[/color]
And the cycle continues.. .. .. .. .. .. grin
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:50am On Sep 16, 2015
Sveen:
Bro, long time o, me think you were gone for good.

How body?
Yea bro, i decided to abstain from Nairaland for a while and face reality jhare, i was so addicted to this forum with my previous moniker and it caused a lil damage to my life cry But anyways, I'm partially back now, unlike before wink

Body dey kajad ooo, and how have you been too?
FashionRe: Wow! Men Now Wear Lace Wigs Too (photos) by LordOfTheWeed: 11:28am On Sep 16, 2015
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Vice-versa: This Is How It Would Be If Gels Love Sex And Boys Ove Money by LordOfTheWeed: 11:24am On Sep 16, 2015
Hazardd:
Who told you girls don't like sex..

Op, whenever you smoke weed try an adhere from nairaland for a while.. Next patient pls
I'm right here sir cry
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:22am On Sep 16, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]gringringrin

The beef go end instantly. grin[/color]
And we go dey settle the rest maybe 70years after me sef don die cheesy
RomanceRe: The Discrepancy Between Ladies And Guys Conversations. by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:19am On Sep 16, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
What if he beat you untop? grin
Chia! Two losses? Anyways, i will concede defeat cry coz any attempt to act funny once more might send me where i don't want to go.

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