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Suleman, a great man of God

TechRez:
I have heard this story before, I never knew it was Dangote..

Idahosa proved that your church doesn't have to be in Lagos before you make an impact.

There was sanity in Nigeria churches when he was still alive. Nobody has been able to fill his shoes, even after many years.

You're very correct, one of his sons in the Lord, apostle Johnson suleman is really moving the work of God forward

tyconcepts:
God bless you bro.

Modified : Can't find it on tubidy. Plz where can I download it?

the song itself isn't yet out that's why you can't find it on tubidy. If you want to listen to how the song was made, you've got to go on freke umoh's YouTube channel. That's where I listened to it. The song hasn't yet been released

Humblesam:
OMG...That song always bring out the best in me.
Preye is one guy I always listen to. Bulie is a powerful song.

You're blessed my brother

tyconcepts:
Plz if anyone know who did this song let me know the name....

"I cannot call on your name and end up in shame...No way".

it was done by freke umoh. Freke umoh - No way. That's the song

denedene:
Is there any site where i can download gospel song?

gospelcentric.com. Busysinging.com

Glowreeyah braimah ft Nathaniel bassey - Miracle Worker. This song made me cry on Wednesday at church. Even when I got home and tried sleeping, I kept on dreaming about this song. That shows that's the song God has given to me for this season to sing. Happy Sunday guys

Timblaze:
pls were can i download gospel songs

gospel centric.com . Busysinging.com

Bulie - Preye Odede

tbagtbee:
Lovely shoes.... Still available

do you have loafers for men? Brown or black colour?

chiddye:
confirm my nigga, I subscribe to some of them but how would we move Nigeria forward with these kind of characteristics. but you are on point FAM bigups

thanks man

olumide81:
Incredibly funny! You hit the nail bro, just what it takes to be a politician in this part of the world.

lol thank you

The biggest mistake any person interested in politics can make is to apply rules generally applicable to regular human beings to Nigeria. Often, Nigerians in the diaspora wishing to return home to enter politics assume that just because they are black or have a second green passport, they can fit right in. This is a manual for persons hoping to avoid embarrassment as they enter politics in Nigeria.

GOD

This is the first and most important thing. A Nigerian politician must understand how to tap into and use God, both in times of peace and times of trouble, because with God all things are possible – from the relocation of funds from public coffers into your private accounts to making sure that you sometimes get more votes from a polling unit than the number of human beings who are registered to vote. The latter is not strange. Do not let anyone make you feel bad about it. Did Jesus not take 5 loaves of bread and two fish and multiply it until it could feed five thousand people in Bethsaida? Was that rigging?
A good Nigerian politician knows how to use God for protection. So, for example when you want the people not to revolt against you, remind people that you were sent by God. Declare that you could never have entered office without God leading you by the hand and personally giving you the seat. Those who voted – including those who adjusted figures and thumb-printed on ballots – are nothing but biros in the hand of God. They should know that no one gets power unless by God’s permission. This will make anyone afraid of questioning the authority of God.
God is also important when you have just won an election and you need to emotionally blackmail the out-rigged opponent. Give an acceptance speech saying that you thank God for giving you the victory; say that you cannot question God who decided that you were the only person fit for that office. Your opponent will feel bad and let it go. God is great.
However, you need to know when not to use God. If you have a task that you doubt you will be able to perform, say, “I will do everything humanly possible”, to remind them that although God is personally involved in giving you power, they should not be disappointed if you fail. Because you are only human.

BRANDING

Your hustle as a politician involves a lot of branding. Forget the elitist social media people who make fun of politicians who brand bags of rice. Those people do not vote. They sit in Abuja, Lagos and Port Harcourt with their iPads and expensive smartphones, making noise. Some of them do not even live in Nigeria. The real Nigerians who vote, not only do not mind, they expect it. They expect to receive items like mint sweets, coffee mugs, t-shirts, small bags of rice, beans, flour, sugar or salt, exercise books, pens, phones, bottled water (or sachet water depending on how poor your constituents are) and rechargeable lanterns branded with your name and/or photo.

THE GODFATHER

Unless you ARE the godfather, you always NEED to have a godfather. If you do not realize this then you are standing on slippery ground. The identification of an appropriate godfather is the beginning of political wisdom. Show your loyalty by donating money at events organized by your godfather or his children and close relatives. So if your godfather’s child is getting married, you must make sure your large donation is seen and acknowledged. If your godfather is running for office you must sponsor billboards with his large photo and your small one in the corner where it says “Courtesy:”
If you ever meet your godfather’s wife or child at a shop, whether in Nigeria or abroad, make sure you pay for whatever they buy. Even if they say no, insist. Beg if you must. Tell them if they do not let you pay, you will kill yourself.
Pay for full page color ads in newspapers on their birthdays and call them a blessing to all of mankind.
A godfather can be the blessing to your hustle or the tool of your downfall. Never ever allow anyone to print your photo in the same size as that of your godfather on the same billboard or newspaper ad. Your photo must always be smaller and beneath that of the godfather.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Now I know I have said those people on social media are good-for-nothing. I insist that in real voting terms, they are useless. But it is important to have people who fight for you in the media. In Nigeria there is no good or evil. There is only for and against. An evil person is one that has no one fighting for them. There is poverty and unemployment in the land, so getting people to post tweets and Facebook posts for you is not very expensive. Many will even do it for free. Avoid those hustlers who call themselves social media consultants. They just know how to blow grammar. All you need are motivated guys who have internet connection and the hope that when their oga’s hustle is blessed, it will reach them. It is these ones who will identify any bad thing said about you and attack appropriately.

SCANDALS

When a real scandal happens, like say, foreign police caught you with stolen money, or people identify you as a sponsor of terrorism, the best thing to do is nothing. It does not matter how bad it is. Those who support you do not need your explanation, and those who demand an explanation will never support you. Plus, Nigerians have the shortest memories among human beings worldwide. Just be patient, and they will forget everything. It is more important to forget than to forgive. Of what good is forgiveness is people can remember the wrong that was done? That is why Nigeria is such a great place for politics. Yesterday’s murderer can become tomorrow’s statesman.

CATCH PHRASES

There are phrases that every Nigerian politician must use. I will give you a list which is by no means exhaustive:
Dastardly act
Campaign of calumny
Nascent democracy
Gratitude to God Almighty
All hands on deck
I have set up a committee
I remain committed
God (As in God-sent, God-willing, God’s grace etc)

SHAME

Do you sometimes feel shame when you are caught doing something wrong? If the answer is yes, then you are not ready for Nigerian politics. Can you look at a crowd when you are caught with your fingers in a pot of soup, and tell them, while licking your fingers, that in fact, you have never entered a kitchen in your life, talk less of a pot of soup? No? Then you are not ready for Nigerian politics. A good Nigerian politician who is caught on camera stuffing wads of dollar notes into his cap, knows how to say ‘it wasn’t me’ without blinking. Nigerian supporters, especially those of your tribe or religion, do not need evidence of your innocence. Once they support you, they themselves will come up with reasons why you cannot be guilty.

RELIGION

Do you have doubts about the existence of God? Keep it to yourself. If you have a Christian background, find a few churches and start attending. Go to Jerusalem. Take a photo there and hang them in your office. If you have a Muslim background, then make sure you are visible at least once a week at Friday prayers. Go for the Hajj. It does not matter that when you are on holiday in London or America you enjoy bacon and lots of alcohol. Appearance is everything. Nigerians would rather a fornicating, lying, thieving Christian or Muslim, than a clean atheist. Keep your other beliefs to yourself, but claim one of the two foreign religions.
It is important to always have a good friend of the other acceptable religion. That friend will come in handy when people accuse you of favoring only people of your own religion or of being a fanatic. If you can’t find a friend, then have employees of the other religion, like a cook or driver. Otherwise, sleep with women of the other religion. That way, if someone says you are a fanatic, just say, if I hated the other religion, would I have slept with their women?

CAPS/HATS

You may take this for granted, but close your eyes for a minute and think of a successful Nigerian politician who doesn’t wear a cap? When was the last time you saw the bare head of a Nigerian president? I don’t know what it is about a cap, but it cannot be a coincidence that everyone, from our founding fathers to the current destructive fathers, wears a cap/hat. Better to be safe than sorry. Find a cap or hat and wear it often.

FITNESS

Especially if you plan to be a legislator at the state of federal level, it is important to be fit and strong for the occasional fights that will break out. You don’t want to be the one who ends up in hospital after a fight in a House of Assembly. Everyone has a phone with a camera these days and it would be a tragedy if you were caught on camera unable to fight back. Sometimes also our democracy means that you may need to break maces or climb over parliamentary gates. If you are currently unfit, register in a gym or start doing yoga.

Follow these tips and I assure you, you will be properly positioned for God to bless your political hustle.



Mynd44 OAM4J take it to front page

As the elections edge closer, vote wisely with your index finger!!

I think the APC body are on the right track. The man who came second at the primaries, should be put in place for the remaining polls.

macaranta:
Not being aware of the G-factor (God-Factor),without which all your efforts will be futile.


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exactly

damton:
There is little difference between graduates and illiterate in the Nigeria of today.
They both have the same condition of living.

lool

Funny people. Do they think this is a monarchical system of government were ascension is hereditary. This is democracy man.

CACAWA:
Sorry..mostly biafrans

looool

shley:
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What about for Android devices?

lofty900:
So that means they are in level 1500. They deserve Guinness award

looool

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iamlhorng:
hello guys. Afta bin troubled wit my 4ma tecno f7 wich lata dvelopd a panel problem a month ago. Was told to gt a new one. As at nw v accumulatd 22k . Wat gud fone cn i gt at dt rate wit 5 inches screen and average camera spec can i gt with d price of 22k. Thinkin of tecno camon c8 heard it has problem multitasking.. Plz any opinion?

tecno L6

BrosPeter:
Lets hope Buhari doesn't re-arm them before the army takes control of Sambisa.

looooool

SmartMugu:
Just to say these leaders are really dumb. Why do they need Facebook to train them on how to use facebook?

It's like paying Microsoft to train you on how to use Microsoft Word.

If they really intend to save governance costs, what happens to watching a 1 hr free video on YouTube to even know what 'this devil called Facebook' is?

What happens to just calling young Nigerian men and women with vibrant spirits and an ability to train beyond what Facebook can train them on learning how to use facebook?

How do they intend creating job opportunities for Nigerian when they prefer foreign hands to the existing skills in Nigeria?

Even a 5 year old Nigerian knows the bolts and knots of Facebook today, how did we end up with these old leaders that needs Facebook training in 2015?

better still, they should call their kids that are in London and America to come and teach them how to use Facebook. If need be, also teach them to open email address and use instagram. Dumb folks making laws for nigeria.

dammie200:
What a waste....Confused senators

confused old men and women. What a way to use tax payers money. I can't wait for judgement day

These people are just drunk. They want to you use tax payers money to learn how to use Facebook? Come on! If they want to learn how to use it they should meet senator Ben Bruce of silver bird, he'll teach them for free. Lazy people. Soon we'll hear that they want to teach them how to open email address. The jokes in the legislature never ends.

tydi:
Okafor Okechukwu
If BBM was there in bible times, some
posts would
be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned
into a
pillar of salt.. # Shaking !
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I
come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount
Sinai..Miracles be
going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate
from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!?
# Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark..
The
view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions
keep staring
at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How
do you
kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear
Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love,
Can't
believe I served her father for 14 years
just to get
her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed
me.. #
SelfieWithLamb !
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a
Long day..
Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now
chilling
with 'em bro's..
Them guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing
Like
Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my
messages
on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated..
Grow Up
Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out..
Iam
going to bring the roof down on this
party..
# TurnUp !
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!
#
Smh!.........

lol I'm laughing my intestines out. This is so freaking hilarious. How on earth did u come up with this? Looool

Djbaka:
C'mon... SET DA P!!

lol yes oga

Annais:
Yea, I'm good, thanks.
Hope you are too.

yeah, I am

Annais:
May 7...Just a day difference

lol basically. Hope you're doing good?

Season of fines. Next up is PDP. Lol