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ennyhola:
Right now, am charging my phone in my neighbor's room and he is giving me sign to leave his room because his girlfriend is around.
But no way! I will not allow fornication to happen. God is against it!

Lool please don't leave oh. This is change Era, fornication must not occur. Lol

Happy birthday PAPA

Match fixing! 40 odds on that game. Tickets have played lool

OlajumokeBread:
Why are Nigerians so foolish ??

No drug can make a man go nakeed, if you smoke weed from now till next year, it will make you eat and go to sleep, that's it

There are no drugs in Nigeria, if you live in America, you will understand what I'm saying.
What drugs are in Nigeria ?? Marijuana(only two strains of weed, regular and SK ), codeine and cocaine ?? that's it
The only drugs that comes to Africa comes through Ghana and crosses the border to Nigeria, drugs import doesn't go through Murtala Mohammed Airport, and Nigeria is the only country that exports/distributes Drugs all over the world, don't ask me how i knows

Africans are very wise, they don't mess with drugs.

I know for sure there are no cracks, lean, krokodiles, Vicodin and Oxycontin, mushrooms, opium, khat, LSD, Bath salt, Heroin,PCP,Ecstasy,Methamphetamine

In summary, Don't do drugs, drugs are for losers

Lol ,Don't pass your ignorance around. My school mate, smoked one nonsense like that, for six months now, man has been mad and he's struggling for his sanity at a rehab in ph. And who told you there are no drugs in nigeria? These days when some secondary kids even take drugs and smoke shit more than some US based rappers sef.

Kenya and funny stories

This guy don kolo finish, make una hol am oh. Before him run enter market. But how in earth will the dog even take selfies with the iPhone lol.

oluwasegun007:
hmmmm, later u'll hear boko brake machine inside barrack

Lol my thoughts, really

federal9:
So sad. My friend just sent this to me how a nairaland mod banned him. Just look at the below and see d date d ban will expire.
And my? Is how old will my friend be by then?

Lmao this is mean

Funny governor. Appointing so much, in these hard times, especially with dwindling federal allocations? All I can see in these his appointments are excessive duplication of functions. Which is actually one of the demerits of the Nigerian federalism. Because I believe very well, that each of these his aide, will have a PA, that will have a PA, that will have even an SA or PA. How does he expect to pay salaries of his new aides and their load, coupled with civil servants salaries? Mr governor please rethink. In the long run, he'll be running the state into debt

finally got your admission through the predegree or post ume stuff to UNN, I once advised you on? have a nice evening.

Happy birthday Sir

This man's rise to power though. From FRSC boss to aviation minister now to the Senate.

TonyeBarcanista

These their cars never have plate numbers. Okay.

Ehuatamuigunisi:
YES my wife uses Tecno because it serves her well and she loves it pretty well. As a career woman, it helps her get her job done. Besides, she is a woman of inestimable value who will never allow pieces of metal called phone define her personality.

best reply ever

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PLANETMARS:
bros bros I hail o. Hunger don strong o beta leave musik and enroll for unizik

OMG loooooooool lmaooooooo

refiner:
I Lov u for d last statement u made....fanx dear I Wil try to get d form,, its Jst dat I Dnt knw Hw much it cost.....all dis re Jst challenges cos I culd remember during my sec skul days I always com top,I wrote all my external exams ones nd scaled thru,,,,I never thought i won't be admitted...Buh I knw I Wil scale thru dis no matter what

Just get it as fast as you can. May God be with you. Bye

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docbindl:
I'm a big fan of MADE IN NIGERIA products. My clothing are by Nigerian tailors. Only thing in clothing I buy are polo tops. Formal office wears are made.
So here I'm looking for the right person to make my shoes for me. I had stumble on a dude who claim to be good at it but what he produced for 8k, I won't advise my enemy to wear it.
My search continued until I came across this post buried in page 8 of the fashion section.
Waited a few days while I read the review of other ppol.
Called him, showed him the picture, made initial payment and GBAM the shoe.

I must say I was actually impress at first sighting. I didn't have the time to wear it coz I was at work. But when I got home and tried it on. I was SUPER impressed.

Just perfect, absolutely just perfect.

If I'm allowed to make a few suggestions sir.
That inner part that logo are drawn or written, if u can create urs.... Something like MEXION®.... MADE IN NIGERIA. That would be good. Every fashion designer started like this.

For those contemplating on doing business with him. Take it from me... You will never regret it.

can you post pictures of the shoe on here? I'm about to initiate a deal with the guy

Infomaz:
False prophet! I watched him prophesied that Jonathan would win the 2015 election, only to turn around after he lost, that he was the one that adviced GEJ to concede defeat.

I pity his followers.

his followers also pity you

These pictures were taking during the last presidential elections. They travelled back to vote for Buhari. So nothing like any mass exodus crap

smsomega:
This is just one of the many reasons the father looted the nation dry, so that the children can feed fat. Imagine traveling to Cameroon to eat this!

did she specify that she travelled all the way to Cameroon to eat that?

TheMascot:
End time lier.. Lion abdulai elijah lai lai you too dey lie

chisos!! Looooooooooool lmaooooooo

Mikkyboy008:
Pheals,killing the english language since 1882.

)LMAOOOOOOO. Looooool

Wada! How did you win the election? This is so unprofessional, coming from someone like you. The elections were announced to be inconclusive by the electoral body(INEC). Therefore supplementary polls should be carried out when the APC produces it's candidate for the polls. Till then, Wada just take a chill pill and pray luck shines on you. Rest in peace Audu. Faleke and yahya should also pray.