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adaksbullet:
Am whant too used thse too anounced that I we be contest for Mr nl these year

Am not opened tread too campane curse am and I we winned the conpetision


#saiadaksbullet

Vote for chnage



Asked adaksbullet eny quesion

Jus wans yu to kno dah yu are my bestes candidacy ... I loving your bullets very wella




Hehehe my head ooo

AlphaDex:
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Gracias Deo brova ...[/s] What's the matter , bleached out eutherian monkey?

Lolzzz, you dz people will not kee person with laff .... Which one kon be eutherian monkey again bikoo ..... And that word bleach you used up there cant stop giving me orgasm ... So shallow.



I really dont wanna join words with you so that it wont take the shine off some cogent points you raised, so dont push your luck puleaseeeee....




That eutherian thing you used there cant stop making me laff

adewumiopeyemi:
Thank GOD IS FRIDAY......clubbing things tonight... in ikeja.. after work... ANY BODY IN.trested to GO TO CElebrate my promotion in work....'#team adewumiopeyemi#

Your english is like a steroid, it soothes my pain easily

Tommfrench:
nothing G,

flex tight

Haute:
I hereby declare Mr. Nairaland 2016 contest open!

I hereby declare myself winner!!

I hereby declare Mr. Nairaland 2016 contest closed!!!

Sorry guys, try again next year.

My guy, abeg me too i need that weed wey you dey smoke ooo


Erniesmallz koman see your fiance

Theoritical:
Adverse effect of Babyoku bitters

That was deep brother....

AlphaDex:
[b][s]
I didn't read your post exhaustively, not just for its sheer length but for the weak premise on which the logic you tried to build around it stands.


There are no rules restraining any moderator from contesting, granted, but self-respect and morality demand you don't even think about it.

For one, you can even ban the organisers ( Dygeasy) such powers are in your discretion. You will have an unintended influence over his decisions.

Let me bring to your memory what happened in the last Miss Nairaland pageantry:

You, fynestboi, organised an illegal, unauthorized interview of the contestants without the behest or approval of the organisers. That was you abusing your moderatorship!!!

There's no guarantee you won't do it again when situations get dire. That single act has thrown your emotional stability and power management into the curbs.

Be a self-respecting moderator, don't contest. You have a HUGE advantage over the other contestants.

And when the bashing will start during interviews, you will ban off all your attackers or get your colleagues to ban them.


Fynestboi, fück off this contest. Don't drag it down the route controversy! [/s][/b]

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onila:


the thing is I am too classy for that
he believes white men are the best
and made sure all his students he brought here from Nigeria married white pple
thats y he enrolled all of us to schools in white predominately areas so we will hook up with white pple


the thing is I am too classy for that
I want to choose the man I want to marry
not some arranged marriage

anyways I will see what the future holds

ONILA and drama be like siamese twins

ErnieSmallzz:
oya gimme ur address, so i can come and collect it

Just look for the nearest church, i will be there waiting for you. You really need deliverance from the spirit of waka-waka

ErnieSmallzz:
Kip-kwayet! U fine reach am oya lemme c ur pics

Auntie ernie, shey na pics you want .....Koman kollet it

Dygeasy:
I think we have to shift back the date Verification and Nomination will end!!!

In less than 24 hours? Mehn!!!



[size=16pt]NOMINATION & VERIFICATION NEW ENDS ON SUNDAY JULY 3 2016 18:00 West African Time [/size]


Lolzzzzss, dem blood dey hot like kilode


In this buharian hardship, 50mulla is definitely a lot worth fighting for


Iamkingzlee my guy, slay dem all with those killer suits

Engrobiorah:
Is it by moniker?
Its actually Engr. Obiorah

lolzzzz, so you fell for it . I was actually playing with your balls





I nomate engrobiorah
Http://nairaland.Com/engrobiorah




Cc dygeasy


Goodluck brova

adewumiopeyemi:
LORDSCENT U AVE NOT BEEN VERIFY WHAT HAPPEN..

hehehehe .... Dis guy ehn. Your sense of tenses get as e be. *lolzzz*



Me no dey contest naa, i just dey hia to give my peeps moral and military support

adewumiopeyemi:
hunn NW THAT AVE BEEN VERIFY WHAT NEXT....

na to go price fine tokunbo okada for market remain oooo

Engrobiorah:
Somebody should nominate me na

Your moniker sounds like EBORA OWU


#justSaying

Engrobiorah:
Somebody should nominate me na

Your moniker sounds like EBORA OWU


#justSaying

hilaomo:
scent wetin concern me concern am,you no ask am why him spam my post before i bash am...UNDERSTAND before you post.

Lolzzzzz .... Never knew dem dey spam post again oooo


All the same brova, was just asking you to give him a fighting chance.

Stay well,
Cheers.

donbenedict:
guy please stop spamming my mentions! I don't like your character. You are a very insultive person.

That was harsh hector, habaa ..Be your brother's keeper naaa

hilaomo:
we both know this is 1 futile ambition you are pursing ,so I'd advice you make a turn and join my team while you can bro.

Synzu:
If you can't see through all that sarcasm then..

Btw, how did MUVA offend you?

Tommfrench:
damn!

My oga at the top , what i do naa

Synzu:
Do haters wish each other well?


Happy new month hun

falconey:
na scent remark o

adewumiopeyemi:
need ur support.....

please tell me those things on yur chin are not teddy.....puleaseeeeee


Brova a candid advice from some who admires your courage:#1. One of the gravest mistake you will ever make are the first set of pictures you release to the public, just like you just did. They are way below the guage...WHY? ...Its hard for NLANDERS to pitch their tents with a particular candidate at the inception of the contest like this because whether you like it or not, the list of contestant might swell up to 20 before the deadline which further makes it difficult for most nairalanders to be identified with a particular contestant. Then it all boils down to how goodlooking and the quality of the picture on your dp. If its sub quality and blurr, my guy forget.......Its what they see, that will tie them down coz nobody wants to be in a team that sells a bad product.

SUMMARY : You are ok by looks but if you actually takes competing in this year's edition i say you ditch all these pics up there. Bath up, look nice and get the service of a professional digital photographer to do justice for you. Try out so many outfits as you will many of those cute photos along the way. Please learn from my mistake, dont rely on your 13MP phone camera.




#2. Get your offline whatsapp team up and running asap. Dont tell me you dont know how to get their numbers ooo coz thats why we have the pm button. Be friendly enough to disarm those you meet by being direct, yet subtle. With this, you can be rest assured you aint flying solo any more.



#3. Delete the impression that a certain person can put the crown on your head by himself. No one has that power, na the whole of NL fit make you win. Pay equal attention to everyone and never underrate anyone's influence.




EVEN AFTER DOING ALL THIS, I CAN NOT GUARANTEE YOU SUCCESS. THOUGH THEY ARE LESSONS I LEARNT THE HARD WAY, EVERTHING IS IN THE HANDS OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD.



If i have taken my time to type this long epistle for you brother, definitely you are blessed beyond your contemporaries.



Stay well.

agarawu23:
[s][/s]

The ugly Agarawu took the first runner up. The bleash desperate gawt took the 5th position. Who is the boss?

I have always wondered What your life outside this confines would look like....But taaarrrr, small life like diz uno get.

Ok just so we are clear, a lot of factors went down. You rode on the back of popularity and sympathy votes. I still remember i had to vote for you personally at some point when i saw the way you were begging people profusely and carelessly like your life depends on the 10k prize money.


So agarawuruwuru , its an online contest and majority of those that you think you came on top of, were barely active prior to the contest. You have every reason to be proud though, else how will everyone know about your greatest achievement in life so far.



Yes i admit you are the boss --- when it comes to comfortably speaking from the anus