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PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Sworn In As 16th Nigerian President by lorenzobanks(m): 10:51am On May 29, 2023
Obidients how far? Who will arrest Tinubu? You guys are just too dumb walahi
Politics10 Thoughts From Me On The Bola Ahmed Tinubu Epoch For Nigeria. by lorenzobanks(op): 2:47am On May 29, 2023
1. Insider activities and events show that Atiku Abubakar was actually the underdog of the presidential elections and not Peter Obi. He was supposed to be the beneficiary of a clandestine set of events which would have shut out a win for Asiwaju Tinubu.

2. The Muslim Muslim ticket was the trap of failure that fitifth columnists planned to hinge a Tinubu loss on. How was he, a Southern Muslim going to fly a running mate ticket? The expectation was that he'd go with a Northern Christian. This was his biggest dilemma.

3. Tinubu demonstrated uncommon political sagacity and uncommon courage in averting the trap of going for a Norrthern Christian. There was no way that that ticket would have helped him win an Atiku in the north. He saw through that and opted to go hard. Going hard was risky but that was his only way to victory.

4. The election of Bola Tinubu again has shown that Igbo people and Yoruba people are really not 'Southerners' in a strict sense. These ethicities have ingrained stereotypes against each other and which need to be treated. Many will be praying for Tinubu to fail in order to justify the current positions they hold about him but POWER is POWER. At this stage, it is deaf to sentiments. The groups need therapy.

5. There is no way that a Tinubu government will tolerate recalcitrant hires. The Tinubu that I have come to know is Disciplinarian and a Lion. He bids his time, he takes his time, he studies events across different dimensions and he STRIKES. Nigerians can expect decisive actions and firm decision making starting from the first week of the administration. He will be DIFFERNT from Buhati in more than a dozen ways.

6. I have my real worries about his health as much as I worry about even my own health. I see him needing rest a lot too but the Tinubu that I have come to know is not one that will rest in the middle of failure. I expect him to take his breaks but the progressivism we will see will be sufficient compensation.

7. I am projecting focus on the strength of the Naira and that within 2 years, we should be looking at the Naira plateauing at N500 to the Dollar. Could even be better.

8. Lagosians will understand what it means to be at the center in small, incremental but wholesome ways. Security in Lagos will be very enhanced over the next 4 years. Investing in Lagos will be very good now.

9. Nigeria will return to a respectable position in the comity of nations over the next 4 years as well. Security will improve and strikes will hardly happen at Federal Universities. I suspect that there will be a huge political crisis within 2 years as well hut it will clam out by the 3rd year.

10. The United States, will face China squarely now on Nigeria.

WTA
28.05.2023
PoliticsRe: Buhari Regime: Many Promises, Few Achievements by lorenzobanks(m): 5:53am On May 27, 2023
May we not see this kind disaster again. A total liability on the country. Buhari should be a prayer point for every organization, Country and individuals never to come to their midst or hold any leadership. What a shame on Nigeria to have such a man. Tueh!!!!
PoliticsRe: Give Former First Ladies Some Privileges - Aisha Buhari by lorenzobanks(m): 3:11pm On May 26, 2023
You see thief. This guys married off their children to billionaire during their tenor. Aisha, you're feeding fat on our resources. Enough! You and your liability husband are going back to Daura or Niger republic. Either, e no cosign me
BusinessFunding A UK Base Account Issue by lorenzobanks(op): 6:14am On May 25, 2023
Hello Nairalanders,
I have a major issue to deal with. I just open a naira account with a British firm base in the UK. I noticed that it is very difficult to fund the UK base naira account from Nigeria. Please, how can I fund this account? I need help with this as virtually all fintech app are not doing it. They only receive fund but cannot send.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Accuses South Africa Of Supplying Arms To Russia In Ukraine War (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 8:03pm On May 11, 2023
But, western country are greedy mehn. They wanna weaken Russia but empowering Ukrainian soldiers. This is a proxy war between Western countries vs Russia. But, I know, South Africa is on the spot light and they dare not look at the US and it allies. They got no ball to do that.
ProgrammingSalesforce Admin Voucher Exam For Sales by lorenzobanks(op): 1:00pm On May 07, 2023
Salesforce is a great CRM software that power major industries allover the world. Have the certification is your pathway to tech industry worldwide. A salesforce admin help to struxture organisation by creating password for employee and restrict them when it matters.

Hello Nairaland, if you want to write a Salesforce admin this year but thinking about the $200 cost. Well, I have one voucher code but would sell it at $150. I need buyer before 10/05/2023. Check my signature to contact me.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Nigerians More Corrupt Than Other Africans by lorenzobanks(op): 8:46pm On May 06, 2023
Jennymine:
We're the cause of everything
How? Please elaborate more?
PoliticsRe: Why Is Nigerians More Corrupt Than Other Africans by lorenzobanks(op): 8:46pm On May 06, 2023
Felabrity:
Only the laws of the land can change it but our judiciary is more fuçked

Imagine someone that stole 90 billion was arrested and released 2 weeks later, in a sane clime, he will be sentenced or stoned to death
It still goes to the foundation of contended. How can we start the contended and good citizens revolution?
PoliticsWhy Is Nigerians More Corrupt Than Other Africans by lorenzobanks(op): 8:25pm On May 06, 2023
I noticed one thing among other Africans that is missing in most Nigerians. Other Africans tend to be contended with want they have and not too keen in flashy lifestyle. For instance, when you dress modest and spend according to your earning like buying motorcycle as transportation means, Nigerians would call you poor and disrespect you. Your neighbor would feel like he has more money than you, so he can oppress you. You can never see this happening in Benin, Senegal and other west African countries.

Our leaders respresent the majority lifestyle of most Nigerians.

If you look at our leaders, you would agree with me that they behave like most Nigerians who have access to power and wealth. They like to oppress, disregard rules and regulations and show flashy lifestyle. Other African countries, rule of law is supreme. The leaders are first the respecter of the law, then the citizens do same.

Our security force personnels are the typical Nigerian behavior, who doesn't have money, but has power of gun to oppress and steal from you. They are willing tool for hire for oppression and extortion. Most African security force are modest and respected by the citizens.

Now, to Nairalanders, what do you think we can do to change our behavior and make this strive for flashy lifestyle that breed corruption among us ends? Remember, when the citizen change, it spread to the leadership sphere. I need intelligent contributions.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Urged Not To Body-shame This "Dedicated" Obese Police Recruit (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 5:44am On May 04, 2023
WannaHowzit:
That's why you're Brobisky's husband. You can't tell a man from a woman.
But you confessed to me that you're a gay, why tag innocent me into your indeed. WannaHowzit don't be a bad guy. You love Brobisky, you guys are in the same group.
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Urged Not To Body-shame This "Dedicated" Obese Police Recruit (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 9:12pm On May 02, 2023
WannaHowzit:
BannedLozenges, you're still alive old foe 🙃

Clean your glasses a bit - that's a man and not a wo[s][/s]man.
Took the shape of a woman. This can only happen in Xenophobic South Africa cheesy grin cool
Foreign AffairsRe: SA Urged Not To Body-shame This "Dedicated" Obese Police Recruit (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 9:02pm On May 02, 2023
WTF is this. How can she response to crime incidence. Some occupation like force requires fitness no matter how you try to amend it to accommodate people of her kind.

WannaHowzit, can she perform in a high crime country like south Africa? This is a joke!

Oh just saw that he's a male. Well, it is south Africa. Anything is possible.
PoliticsRe: The Incoming President Most Do These Things ASAP by lorenzobanks(m): 4:42pm On Apr 29, 2023
Nice write up @OP. The border opening is very needed as at this period. We need as many food stuff to kill inflation on food stuff and others. The president-elect must empower Venture capital or partner with them to fund the smallest startup ideals to engage youth and create SMEs companies.
PoliticsRe: Corruption, Criminal Conspiracy, Forgery Impersonation In Nsitf by lorenzobanks(m): 6:54am On Apr 28, 2023
Ministry of labour is filled with nepotism. Ngige, appointed his kinsmen or rather women at top position. They perpetrated various corrupt practices. The German federal agency for immigration and employment left the place due to their usual corruption. Every contract must pass through their cronies. Visible one was the one at their office at Sabo-Yaba. The Igbo, should not shout marginalization because Ngige as proven what nepotism is. This is what they accused Buhari of. Nigerians are indeed corrupt.
PoliticsRe: President-Elect Bola Tinubu Has Arrived Nigeria. by lorenzobanks(m): 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
I can see Obidients frowning their ugly faces at this news. Abeg, you guys should drink cold zobo to cool your heart and brain due to excess heat of hate.
RomanceRe: What Are Signs That You Have Been Friendzone? by lorenzobanks(m): 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2023
She call you bro or paddy. She always remind you about it every now and then.
PoliticsRe: Sowore, The Greatest Loser Post Jonathan PDP Thinking He Will Be Treated A Hero by lorenzobanks(m): 4:24am On Apr 23, 2023
This OP is in several pains. Sowore has his standard, and his known for it. Sowore has not joined or decamp from any major party like APC or PDP which most of you obidients called corrupt party all of a sudden because Obi left PDP. One thing is constant, Sowore represent truth and would do well as regards to a patriotic leader not someone jumping from APGA to PDP then Labour in a desperate move to be president using religion and ethnicity to advance his trade. For your information, the Yes daddy leaked audio is now in Hausa language and are in majority of northerners phones. Just know that Sowore has better chance than Obi now.
PoliticsRe: See Julius Malema's Bold & Proud Fashion Statement (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 4:49pm On Apr 15, 2023
WannaHowzit:
I didn't leave no "babe" coz I was never into "babes". Check you Neanderthal language and reasoning around me ok.
Well, your life your business. I love the pussy!
PoliticsRe: See Julius Malema's Bold & Proud Fashion Statement (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 4:36pm On Apr 15, 2023
WannaHowzit:
I'm gay.
kiss kiss kiss I said it. Damn! So left those round butt babe for a fellow man. Gush!
PoliticsRe: See Julius Malema's Bold & Proud Fashion Statement (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 4:29pm On Apr 15, 2023
Looks like wannaHowzit is a gay or a gay lover sad angry
PoliticsRe: Igbos And Impersonation On Social Media by lorenzobanks(m): 4:25pm On Apr 15, 2023
Busted! We know them no be today.
PoliticsCan Labour HOA Members Push For Regional Government by lorenzobanks(op): 1:44pm On Mar 26, 2023
I would like to see how the members of labour party whose supporters are people that want to have total access to their resources push for a bill that support total resource control. Can the South East house of representatives and senate members push for regional government that will allow the south east not to shout marginalization at federal level again. I think this should be the campaign from southeast to their leaders at federal level.

So people of southeast, start clamoring for total resource control bill from your representatives at federal level, so this issue of sea port and Lagos will have a natural death.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Are The Nicest People Ever by lorenzobanks(op): 9:19am On Mar 21, 2023
Obaaderemi2:
You get time. People that are in serious pain. They're not talking about unknown gunmen and ipob destroying iboland, but crying about election in Lagos. How else does one know a mad person? huh
I have never heard any Yoruba person who usually goes to eastern part of the country with good appraisal about the Igbo people. They fight for lands like a civil war among themselves. They have bad records and reputation among all tribes in Nigeria, yet they claim they are hated. They should just know their boundaries else forth. We give them fire for fire.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Are The Nicest People Ever by lorenzobanks(op): 8:59am On Mar 21, 2023
Israel07:
Agbero in the Morning, civilized at night. Lol.
I'm sure your lazy ass have never left the creeks of Ogbomosho to actually mix with people if different tribes and actually know the Nicest people but let me educate you. The nicest people I know based on my experience so far are the Hausa's, pure breed Hausa then North central people and South south people, Igbo people are not so nice but the worst set of people are this 2'faced snakes called Yoruba. Jealousy and Envy has eaten them to rot spiced up with laziness. They're only nice to you when they know they can gain from you. I just taught one idiot a lesson, he's lucky he didn't loose a tooth. Envious bastards.
You guys are stubborn. @bold those lines are the reasons more Yorubas are joining the tribalism bandwagon. You call them lazy yet major successful startup are owned by yorubas. Top 1 - 10 richest people in Nigeria are dominated by them. You guys just draw hate to yourselves with your arrogance. Learn to know your boundaries. Stop provoking the Yorubas.
PoliticsYoruba Are The Nicest People Ever by lorenzobanks(op): 7:58am On Mar 21, 2023
Nairaland is a great place to really know the content of people's heart. Many yorubas like myself were neutral prior to the election. I use to hear about the tribalism from some quarter from both end of the Yoruba's side and the Igbo's side. But, I realised that, the Yoruba's are more open to engagement than the Igbo's. I noticed, when you have upper superior augment than theirs, they switch to insult and blackmail with your religion and culture.

This election was not suppose to go this way, but Obi took it to the next level by saying taking back Nigeria to the Christian community. That alone created what we now have as regards to tribalism.

I have been on this forum for several years, but I learnt more about the Afonja word here, because it was used most time. I believed, GRV learnt it here also. Yoruba's never took it as offense, they only use superior augment to buttress their lines of augment.

Now, What is really happening is that even non APC members that are Yoruba's are provoked by the arrogance by the Igbo's and would no longer overlook their harsh words like Yoruba women are dirty, Afonja and several others. They are all out for the Igbo's. The only solution to this is for the Igbo's, to learn to know boundaries else you face stricter repercussions. Learn to know boundaries!
PoliticsRe: If Your Dad Is Yoruba And Your Mum Is Another Tribe, You're Omo'ale by lorenzobanks(m): 10:17am On Mar 20, 2023
Localemperor:
We have 3 type of Yurobas grin cheesy

Yuroba Christians

Yuroba Muslims

And the Omo'ales

One interesting thing about the Omo'ale is that he/she could be a christian or muslim but he is omo ale because his/her Mum is not Yoruba.

Will the omo ales fight or allowed to be pushed around from their fatherland. My friend Tunde is angry because i called him an omo ale, but i showed him prove of how double parentage yorubas called those of half parentage yoruba an omo'ale.

If the omo ales don't fight back, they will be purged.

omo ales form an association now ( National association of Yoruba Omoale liberation congress grin grin cheesy cheesy)
You are wrong. No Yoruba is Omo-ale until you act llke one. Even if you mother is Igbo, and you show respect to your father's Yoruba culture and tradition; nobody will call you Omo-ale. You become Omo-ale when you insult and disrespect your culture and tradition. Understand this and live in peace.

Note: we have explained this several times that; Yoruba are too advance to create religious tension among Us. Most Yoruba's have several families that are Muslim and Christians. They have no issues with that as long you don't create problems with it. Do you think they call us Sophisticated for nothing!
CrimeRe: Moment Nigerian Guy Disarms White South African Police by lorenzobanks(m): 12:38pm On Mar 18, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Why are Nigerians so rotten?

If it was a black cop they would say he's a "lazy slave" who is "jealous" of Nigerians ☹️☹️☹️

But because it's a white man, houseniggas will make all sorts of excuses - even throw their criminal under the bus.
I only tag you to the post to read comments of Nigerians. Nigerians always criticize bad character no matter what. We do not worship white men. I believe, the Nigerian should have corporate with the cop whether the cop is white or black. Read, the comments again and see that we do not support bad behavior of our compatriots allover the world. One love brother.

The cop should have shot him dead - no South African would care.

Are you this heartless or what?
CrimeRe: Moment Nigerian Guy Disarms White South African Police by lorenzobanks(m): 2:17am On Mar 18, 2023
Wannahowzit
PoliticsRe: Lagos After Tinubu- Who Will Be Next Emperor Of Lagos State? by lorenzobanks(m): 9:17pm On Mar 15, 2023
Sevenworldpower:
Who are cownu and Simon Empa? Are they your brothers, uncles, or elders in your family?
Go and ask your Father. Arindi! Be ready to stay at home next Monday. You dare not disobey the potopoto republic emperor command. IPOB regime reign forever.

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