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CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 8:36pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Include your people in there as well. I wonder how you can commit crimes in India daily, publish them on NL frontpage but denying you've ruined SA, hence the violent reaction from the locals. Your time is coming in India as well. Ghana has already started.
And you didn't read how we condemned them here. They were bad ambassadors. But, we have Nigerians doing great things all over the world. Why can't you talk about that? See, We have bad and good Nigerians but you act like south Africans are better than Nigerians. You guys steal alot from Nigerians doing business over there. Stealing goods claiming to protest. Why is Canada, UK and US not complaining about Nigerians, Zimbabweans and Mozambicans? It always your blaming portion for stealing your jobs. Indians are top scammers and they collaborate with bad ones among us to commit crime. Didn't you notice that also? As for Ghanaians, they are still in large numbers in Nigeria. We only move there to do business especially automobile part selling.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 8:12pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Was Lagos even included in that survey as a serious world city? ☹️☹️☹️

And are Zimbabweans and Mozambicans not well documented thieves and hijackers, while Nigerians programme everything and clean out victims ' bank accounts using their online details after the robberies?

Like I said, you don't know history or SA.
@bold the blames continue. Damn!
CrimeRe: EFCC Re-arraigns Social Media Influencer, Adeherself, For Alleged Internet Fraud by lorenzobanks(m): 8:08pm On Feb 08, 2023
Most of this so called comedians are into fraud. You would see them with 500k followers on all social media handles with lesser views to their skits. Yet, they celebrate houses that worth millions. Even, Shaggi doesn't do such.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 7:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
LISTEN ⬇️⬇️⬇️ BBC SOUNDS

Half of South Africans who emigrated have returned home

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0dkgkdn?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile


HOW MANY JAPAGERIANS RETURN HOME? 😭😭😭
Lol! See. I belong to a Nomad remote job group. South Africa is the last place Europeans and Americans wanna do their remote work. Was laughing how they described how you would be robbed daylight in Joburg and Capetown. My friend lost huge money to robbers who came to rob him at his printing shop.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 7:45pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
You clearly don't know history.

Of course SA called on various expertise to come plug the skills gap after apartheid, just as the UAE uses global skills to develop its economy.

No one is stopping Japageria from importing skills, especially since it's taken you over 60 years to build an oil refinery but you're the biggest producer in Africa.

You could be miles ahead now as a country but are still competing with SA - a country with just 25% your population and "none of these brilliant blacks you brag of" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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https://www.nwivisas.com/nwi-blog/south-africa/top-10-reasons-why-south-africans-are-emigrating
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Psychos are migrants who japa, scam, sell drugs, engage in cultism and then insult their hosts as lazy. The Irish, Indians, etc don't do that.

Trevor Noah cant be frank in the US, the contexts are different and their cops shoot to kill criminal Japagerians whereas the democracy brought by blacks in SA protects you undocumented thugs.
You were begging for our professional to develop your learning institutions not quite long.

Erasmus Alaneme,Abuja — Federal Government has stated that all hope is not lost for Nigerians education sector, disclosing that plans are on the way to send teachers to help out in the South Africa education system.

Education Minister, Dr. Sam Egwu who made this known said that contrary to reports that Nigeria is worse off in term of teaching force, the South African educational system was in dire need of teaching personnel particularly at the basic education level.

As a result the Minister said there is plan to assist the South African Government in salvaging its educational system by offering to recruit some teaching staff from Nigeria that would be interested in going to the country to teach in due course.

Egwu spoke over the weekend while receiving the World Bank's African Regional Director for Education, Christopher Ihoms, who visited him in Abuja to intimate him on the level of performance of the STEP-B project in Nigeria. At the meeting, Egwu said: "Nigeria has been able to develop a new roadmap in education which principally seeks to enable the country reposition its educations structure.

https://www.nairaland.com/342277/south-africa-request-nigerian-teachers

Try and show respect to your big bro.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 7:11pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Let's talk the day it becomes a habitable place for humans. No one in South Africa, Kenya or Egypt is relocating to Lagos for opportunities. The traffic is one sided - mass exodus from Japageria ➡️➡️➡️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Compare that with all of SA under the black govt, not just in Johannesburg but the whole country and for blacks and whites (unlike your white gods who only provided for themselves).
Yes, we japa just like the Irish, Indians, Chinese and many more. Trevor Noah acknowledged Nigerians in his shows. He love them. Because, he dumped the Animal behavior in him in South Africa before entry the USA. I say it again. We are great people, just fighting to get the right leaders. But, you guys are nothing but a psycho blaming others for your laziness.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 7:05pm On Feb 08, 2023
zinaunreal:
Stfu werey nieh
Who is this one? Is your head paining you or what? Olodo jatijati
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 6:48pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
We elected a billionaire president from the private sector when WE OUSTED ZUMA.

You're willingly going to elect another frail sickly president who has already spent half of 2022 in a London hospital for bust up knees.

Get a life and a brain transplant with an orangutan, they could vote better in the Japagerian 2023 Elections.
Look at this one. Do you know, the economy of Lagos when the person you called sick took over? He sat with brilliant Nigerians to create a master plan for Lagos. Today, those plans are manifesting before our eyes. Lagos, house some of the best startups in Africa and fast developing infrastructure. We are on track not blaming foreigners for our woes but we hold our leaders responsible.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
Werey is gonna be the election result we gonna hear after Feb 25. Rest assured I'll be here to rub it in with multiple and specialised reaction threads from the RSA 👍🏾😎

Nigeria 2023 and Dying Octogenarian President-Elect here we come!
Your president is not performing better also so?
Economists See a 45% Chance of a South Africa Recession in 2023
Energy crisis threatens to further curb economic growth
Central bank seen cutting interest rates from fourth quarter

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-16/economists-see-a-45-chance-of-a-south-africa-recession-in-2023?leadSource=uverify%20wall

Stop acting like yours president is doing great. Watch out. We are ready also to defend our lovely country.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 6:08pm On Feb 08, 2023
WannaHowzit:
what does werey mean?
Ready to do follow up with Nigerians. Like, you got the strength to reply everyone back to back.
CrimeRe: SA Police Shocked As Thieves Dig Up Grave & Steal Corpse (PICS) by lorenzobanks(m): 5:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
South Africa: A country where the citizens blame other Africans especially Nigeria for their woes. TMKsouth na werey guy sha.
PoliticsRe: TheNation Newspaper Blasted For Posting Fake Pictures Of APC Kogi Rally by lorenzobanks(m): 5:08pm On Feb 08, 2023
ambale:
Remember hunger no dey know team ooo

The only reason I can permit you supporting this devilish party is if you are beneficiary

Even people wey dey comfortable sef dey complain, how much more puppets

The APC are not even ready for what would hit them this time around
And you think Obi is better?
PoliticsRe: TheNation Newspaper Blasted For Posting Fake Pictures Of APC Kogi Rally by lorenzobanks(m): 4:40pm On Feb 08, 2023
Tinubu still has better chance of winning this election. Though, he's corrupt, likewise Obi. But, he got great team who work with him. Tinubu, has some of the finest tech ideology guys who own start-up in his team. In my opinion, Tinubu is not olodo and wicked Buhari. He would, support tech and crypto. He's my man. Obi should go back to his buy and selling business, while Atiku should get permanent resident in UAE.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Emefiele In Aso Rock After Supreme Court Order by lorenzobanks(m): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2023
Obi is not a good person. Though not a Tinubu fan, but people with strong influence should use their voice when it matters. This idiotic policy of Bubu and Mr Gorimapa Emefiele would lead to revolution that no one would contain. Obi supporters, should try and have independent thinking so they can identify good and bad decision based on logical and critical thinking not emotional thinking.
PoliticsRe: Will Diaspora Voting Stop Vote Buying by lorenzobanks(op): 2:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
Moye715:
How will diaspora voting stop vote buying? If you love the country come home and vote. So called diaspora voting shouldn't even be discussed by Inec.
You're so insensitive. Diasporas should come back home before contributing to their country of birth. See, Senegal practice diaspora voting why Nigeria can't? Why can't BVAS operate at all Embassies all over the world. Change this your mentality.
PoliticsWill Diaspora Voting Stop Vote Buying by lorenzobanks(op): 11:32am On Feb 08, 2023
Nigeria is a great country with different tribes and cultures. But, I realized that we have a Northern Muslim versus Southern candidates. I realized, the northern leaders uses the falsely population figures to cajoled our leaders and their people in the south. But, I realized one thing that they fear the most; the Diaspora vote. Why are the northern leaders afraid of Diaspora votes? According to financial bodies in Nigeria; diaspora remittances is a huge source of foreign exchange in the country. They contribute more to our growth in the country. So, why are the northern leaders stopping the diaspora vote from occurring? We need to discuss this issue to stop vote apartheid of diaspora citizens.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/3/2/nigeria-senate-rejects-diaspora-vote-special-seats-for-women
HealthDoes Sickle Cell Only Affect Black People? by lorenzobanks(op): 12:23pm On Feb 07, 2023
I believe most Nairalanders would like to discuss about the importance of knowing their status as regards to sickle cell anaemia. Someone said, it does not affect European. So, let educate ourselves based on this research.

Sickle Cell Trait
Sickle cell trait is an inherited blood disorder that affects 1 million to 3 million Americans and 8 to 10 percent of African Americans. Sickle cell trait can also affect Hispanics, South Asians, Caucasians from southern Europe, and people from Middle Eastern countries. More than 100 million people worldwide have sickle cell trait.

Unlike sickle cell disease, a serious illness in which patients have two genes that cause the production of abnormal hemoglobin (the substance in red blood cells that helps carry oxygen), individuals with sickle cell trait carry only one defective gene and typically live normal lives. Rarely, extreme conditions such as severe dehydration and high-intensity physical activity can lead to serious health issues, including sudden death, for individuals with sickle cell trait.

If an individual has sickle cell trait, it means that he or she carries or has inherited a single copy of the gene that causes sickle cell disease. It is not a disease. In general, people with sickle cell trait enjoy normal life spans with no medical problems related to sickle cell trait.

https://www.hematology.org/education/patients/anemia/sickle-cell-trait
FamilyRe: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Lord — Nigerian Man Tells Women by lorenzobanks(m): 1:47pm On Feb 05, 2023
indigenous234:
Funny enough, I told my wife (my brother's wife) the same thing and she took it badly. This is nothing but the truth and I agree 💯.

Your husband ceased being your (Boy) friend and became your personal lord and savior the day he paid your bride price and made you his wife. ( Argue all you want).

Whatever you cannot do or say to your father or your pastor, don't dare it with your husband. Because he plays with you, sucks your breast and playacting a baby in your privacies does not make him your baby or your playmate in the completely social sense of it. He's your Lord.

Nothing keeps a man sane and happy like *Respect*. Not sex (you can't fvck more or better than a hooker ( they can fvck up to 15 to 20 men a day, 365 days, a year. Can you?). Not food.. there are certified female chef in 4&5 stars restaurants that are single. Besides, can you cook better than Iya Basira and mama Nkechi ?. Man can get sex and good food outside and be contented. Respect?, It's his right in his house. (Argue all you want).

Respect is non negotiable in a home. He does not earn it, it comes with the marriage package. (Did your father earn his respect?. Did your pastor earn his respect?. again, not food, not sex but respect keeps a man and your marriage healthy.
Blessed You are among Women. Respect!!
ProgrammingRe: Impact Of Online Naira Card Purchase Restrictions On Tech Space In Nigeria by lorenzobanks(op): 9:01am On Jan 09, 2023
truthCoder:
You are a tech guy.

You don’t let stumbling blocks limit you.

Yes, Naira cards are no longer working but tech guys like you have solutions already for this mess. There are virtual dollar cards.

And when you say your client doesn’t want to buy at black market rate, pardon me but that is superfluous.

Were you quoting at 400 NGN to USD? Everyone pays at the black market rate. If he cannot buy at 740, tell him to pay you in USD or he is not ready to buy

For my Nigerian transactions, i charge in USD and collect via my USDT wallet or you transfer to my international account.

Your costs are in USD so why charge Naira?

I took some jobs when parallel was 525. It got to 900 before falling to present 740. How do you expect me to manage the monthly payments with such fluctuations?

No matter what the CBN does locally in Nigeria, you must find a way to survive because your target should be global.
Your points are valid. But, you should also know that clients varies according to their willingness to do business. The man worried about the stress of black market rate and careful for the fee not not affect his profit. He doesn't know the power of Salesforce in business drive, even though, I gave him list of companies using it.
ProgrammingImpact Of Online Naira Card Purchase Restrictions On Tech Space In Nigeria by lorenzobanks(op): 4:51am On Jan 09, 2023
The central bank of Nigeria (CBN) policies especially on the foreign exchange market is killing the tech and startup communities in the country. I would use my case as an example.

I am a certified Salesforce administrator and have done several projects as voluntary or personal to boost my profile and résumé. One of my project I designed as an app using salesforce ecosystem that enabled small/ medium size companies to take daily audits of the sold goods and expensive activities and share the reports of the weekly audits via emails (automatically) to the managerial team. Showed it to a client to get a business deal.

The business owner was impressed with the design but, he's new to Salesforce and still need to understand how it work when fully deployed. So, he wanted me to give him a trial version which Salesforce provided but I melt a stumbling block when all cards to pay for the lowest subscription fee for the Salesforce got rejected. I tried for two weeks but could not subscribed. The man got tired and said next time and he's not ready to buy black market rate on a new services he will be paying for every months.

I believe, emefiele and Buhari have caused to so much pain to the tech space and startup communities. So, what do you think guys about the impact of the naira card international transaction restrictions on tech space in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Xmas Message: Vote For Who Will Sustain My Legacy, Buhari Urges Nigerians by lorenzobanks(m): 9:52am On Dec 26, 2022
That means minus 1 vote from me then to the agbado republic candidate.
PoliticsRe: Two Nigerian Arrested In India For Duping People On Social Media by lorenzobanks(m): 11:30am On Dec 14, 2022
Name checker association of Nigeria, south west chapter reporting to duty...thread following.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With CBN Governor, Emefiele (Photos) by lorenzobanks(m): 4:42pm On Dec 08, 2022
Emefiele is the tool of destruction powered by Buhari evil disaster desire for the country. Every policies carried out by the criminal CBN governor are target at Poor Nigerians to get below living wage. Na God go punish him and Buhari together. Evil men.
PoliticsRe: Sowore Flags-off Campaign In Kano { Picture } by lorenzobanks(m): 10:08am On Oct 30, 2022
Reading the comments of people who have being crying that they want total eradication of criminal elements from the political space in Nigeria about Sowore. It really breaks my heart. I believe, they is a curse attached to several Nigerians that evil must prevailed and continue to exist in country. Such a shame! You want Pitobi, but Pitobi likes the thieves. You want Tinubu, but he want the resources of the country for himself, and his family + cronies. You want Atiku, but he also want to corner every infrastructure and resources of the country for himself + cronies. Who bewitched the Nigerian youth?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lost My Job Today, After Few Months Of Employment by lorenzobanks(m): 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2022
See, I was once in your shoe. Got a job, still learning on the job in just few weeks. The boss wife had her own candidate and I was finger out to be replaced. It hurts, but I made promise to better myself and improve my wellbeing. God be the glory, things improved but slowly. I would advise you to let go and see the horizon of hope. You're better than that place of work. Engage yourself now to a skill that you can also be a consultant in less month.
PoliticsRe: Money To Fix Nigeria Stolen On Daily Basis – ICPC by lorenzobanks(m): 3:55am On Sep 23, 2022
ICPC are just plain useless. Enough of this statement without action. It is frustrating.

I would use this opportunity to beg for assistance from nairaland folks. I lost my job not long ago even as I started learning my salesforce skill. I sold my computer last month just to pay for my rent, but the landlord rejected it saying that he has increased the rent to 200k from 150k. He said, if I want to pay the new rent I would also pay another agreement fee (50k) because, I'm starting as a new tenant. It is so depressing for me right now. I hope nairaland would come to my rescue. I thought about this before posting this, as I have done everything in my little capacity to get money. Sold my computer 90k still need right now more than 150k to pay for the rent which the landlord gave me October 15 to pay else to throw me out. Please help me.

Here is my account details
United bank of Africa ( UBA)
2139972049

God bless you. Thanks!
PoliticsRe: What EndSARS Protesters Should Have Done – Yahaya Bello by lorenzobanks(m): 5:28am On Sep 20, 2022
The Nigerian youths have been insulted again. Imagine a well known criminal like Yeye Bello telling Us how to channel our frustration due to government failure. First, the Nigerian constitution was design to sideline genuine people into government, where the president is the alpha and omega of decision in the country. The institutions that suppose to provide platform for the youths with genuine interest have been rigged by those criminal old men. We can only change the scope of government if we go the revolution way like the Sri Lanka. But, we have many useless youths shouting APC, PDP and their mini demonic parties when they know that they can never get an opportunity to become the party flag bearer at the highest level. It is well with Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Stop Acting As Wike’s Aide, APC Tells Makinde by lorenzobanks(m): 8:14am On Sep 19, 2022
Let me do open confession!!
I may not like Tinubu due to his greed, but let me say the Truth. As a Sowore person, we only get angry at corruption, but Tinubu have eyes for standard, it is evident from the progress Lagos has made after him. The federal level might be different as in the case of Fashola, but, in Lagos state, I would advise people who have a working brain to stick to APC. They are the winning team right now and have shown that advancement is their top priority. I give this credit to Tinubu, and his predecessors. Eko o no baje.

Note: I am not an APC member, but a patriotic citizen, non tribalist.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Passes DNA And Forensic Centre Bill Into Law by lorenzobanks(m): 7:05am On Sep 17, 2022
This is commendable. Bravo to Lagos State government. Now, I would plead with LagGov to make it easily available to low income earners, so Paternity Fraud would becomes a thing of past. Nice one! Lagos government!!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Buratai Meets APC Presidential Candidate, Bola Tinubu by lorenzobanks(m): 8:36am On Sep 16, 2022
Mummiesboy:
And killings of thausands of shitte Muslims in Kaduna and Abuja. Still fresh in our memory, jail awaits Buhari, buratia and Hellrufia.
You're right. No peace for the wicked. He's running to and fro to avoid prosecution.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Buratai Meets APC Presidential Candidate, Bola Tinubu by lorenzobanks(m): 5:11am On Sep 16, 2022
International criminal court (ICC) will be Buratai final destination. I know, he went to Tinubu just in case he wins to cover up for him, else he mentioned all actors involved in the Oct 20.2020 massacre, which I know Tinubu was among. But no matter how hard they and their slaves try to kill the case, Judgment is inevitable. They must answer for their crime. #judgement4slainLekkimassacre

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