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MrCork:
....bro looookat yor mouth....u loook to friendly meanin u 10000% g@y. I lie?

yes u lie, am not gay is it because I look friendly that makes me gay

MrCork:
....bro..this is how u kiss yor boy friends?.....how loooong u been g@y? (no oofeinse)

am not gay! what's makes you think am gay

You've seen it done in the movies and probably even in public — the French kiss, a timeless and passionate gesture of romantic affection where partners kiss while using their tongues. Whether you live in Paris, France or Paris, Texas, you can learn how to kiss like the French do without an
embarrassing faux pas! If you want to know how to French kiss follow the steps below

1 Keep your mouth in a kissable position: Pucker just a little. Push your lips forward slightly, so that you feel the slightest hint of muscle tension around
them. Open your mouth slightly. Instead of
aggressively going in for a fully open mouthed kiss at first, keep your lips just barely parted enough that a tongue could slip between them.

2 Lightly brush your lips over the other person's: Keep your movements slow. A lot of quick, light kisses don't have the same level of sexiness as a barely-restrained build in tension. Act like you have all the time in the world—the kiss will speed up soon enough

3 Test the waters: Open your mouth more widely.
Offering unrestricted access invites the other person to make the first tentative tongue contact.
Lock lips, so that the other person's lower lip is between your two lips. Then, lightly sweep the tip of your tongue over the lower lip. Do one smooth, swift motion so that the contact lasts for less than a second. If he or she is interested, they'll
reciprocate. Know when to pull back. If you've tried
both of the above techniques and your partner hasn't responded, simply leave it alone until next time and focus on regular kissing. Avoid making a big deal of it, or guilting him or her.

4 Explore with your tongue: Stay playful. "Tag" the other person's tongue lightly and retreat back, inviting him or her to make the next move.
Tongues are loaded with nerve endings, and the mere act of touching your partner's tongue with your own will be very pleasant. Don't go too deep jamming your tongue down the other person's throat is a big turn-off. Stay shallow and light
at first. See how far your partner wants to go, and follow suit

5 Breathe: Take small breaths through your nose
as you kiss. Don't be afraid to take a break. If you
do it right, it can still be an intimate and sexy moment. Pull back slightly so that your foreheads are still touching, make eye contact, and smile.
As you and your partner grow comfortable with the kiss, you can try breathing through your mouth a little sharing breaths as well can be romantic
(but not everybody likes it)

Enegod:
did she just turn him down?

yes she did, you can imagine after the wonderful write up

Enegod:
did she just turn him down?

yes she did you can after the write up

1. What is your definition of commitment?
You and your partner define your relationship. Know
what your relationship means to each of you, to
avoid repeating past mistakes, getting stuck in
uncomfortable roles, or fighting about what your
commitment is. Talk about what you mean by
relationship, commitment, love, and faithfulness.
You’ll be amazed by what you learn.

2. Have you discussed finances?
Money is a big generator of problems, arguments,
and resentment in long-term relationships. Don’t
assume money should be pooled. For many couples,
separating the money makes things run smoother;
you don’t wind up struggling for control of who pays
or whose income determines your lifestyle. Different
financial habits (one likes to save, the other spends
more, or doesn’t keep track) can generate fights.
Whether you split expenses evenly, or on a
percentage basis, learn to talk about money in a
businesslike manner.

3. What about household responsibilities?
Drastically different decorating styles, neatness, and
organization levels can become sources of argument,
as can housekeeping and chores. Different tastes
may require creativity and negotiation to decorate a
shared home that makes both of you comfortable.
Negotiate before moving into your partner’s
established home. You may have trouble feeling as if
you “belong” in a home previously established by
your partner, unless you participate together in
reorganizing and redecorating it.

4. How close are you to family or friends?
If one of you has a lot of family or friends, and the
other does not, or if you both have big families, find
out what those relationships mean. Where will you
spend holidays? If there are family members who
have problems, such as financial stress, addiction or
mental illness, how much will that impact your
relationship?

5. How do you handle anger and other emotions?
We all get upset from time to time. If you are usually
good at diffusing each other’s anger and being
supportive through times of grief or pain, your
emotional bond will deepen as time goes on. If your
tendency is to react to each other and make the
situation more volatile and destructive, you need to
correct that problem before you live together.

6. How do you show love to each other?
Talking about which actions and words mean love to
you may be surprising. Discussing how you give and
receive love will improve your relationship, and help
you understand what makes each of you feel loved,
and how to express love effectively.

7. How well did you discuss these very questions?
These questions are excellent tests of your ability to
define and work out problems. Constructive
discussion that leads to a mutually satisfactory
solution means you know how to solve problems in
your relationship. If you fight, get counseling before
going further.

[quote author=Blackett post=30955059][/quote]what do you mean biblical problem

Blackett:
Idi very _stupid.

Love what? You were foolish enough to fight for a girl that gives no fvck about you, and still left with the guy. You got injured in the fight, and now she wants to come back. What if you had been beaten to death? On top of the matter, you talk of loving her?

If you were close to me here, I for slap you silly. Nonsense.

why are you guys behaving like my family members that has refused to understand haven't you people fell in love before nairaland is my last hope and it's not help why

Kingklent:
OP are u mad forgive what u got beaten because of her nd u are saying forgive

But I still love her

ronald4lif:
I remember the story you posted few days ago.

Why is she tryna be back? What are her reasons for disrespecting you that much in a public and even left with the guy that beated you up. Bro, forgiving her isn't the issue but letting her back in your life.

But I still love her

Last week I got into a fight with a guy because he took my girlfriend number in my presence nd was beat up real bad worst of all my girlfriend went with the guy, just yesterday she called me telling me that she's sorry but is scared of coming to my house because my parents warned me to stay away from her and threatened to arrest her if she seen with me again she's saying she's sorry but am confused if I should forgive her and beg my parents on her behalf as I made up my mind to marry her before the incident pls I need ur advice

Guys thanks for ur advice I ve done so much for her things which a husband would do for a wife I was planning on marrying her after she finishes frm the university she attends BIU to top that I am the one paying her bills as someone born with a silverspoon would for somebody he loves my mum got to know I was beat and warned me to stay clear frm her and that she will arrest her if she comes back and she charged my two brothers to keep an eye on me I've made up my mind to end the relationship I sent her a text message already informing her it's over.

wemmieslim:
Good girl,couldn't be more proud of her,any girl will dump your sorry ass cos u don't deserve a girlfriend yet,u need a whole lot of growing up to do,you're hereby grounded for 2years,you're not allowed to go on a date with a girl or even ask a girl out until u'v proven to be matured enough to handle a relationship, you don't have a say in this cos anything you say now will be used against u in the court Law..


Case closed

is that the best advice u could up with

Yesterday I got into a fight with a guy in a bar because he was taking my girlfriend number and I interrupted him and was shouting on top my voice at him to his face and also hurled insult when he couldn't take it any he punched me and I retaliated in kind we fought and I was beat up real bad until we were separated right there my girlfriend dumped me and still went with the guy I've been calling her she isn't picking my calls what do I do please I need urgent advice

Hazardd:
then stop teasing her na...
Since your girl want to use you as punching bag lol

Is there anyway u will have a girlfriend and not tease her even for once

naijaboiy:
Wait I don't understand

what don't you understand she punches me jokingly and her punches are painful am trying to make her stop this play I need ur advice

Sunkyphil:
u no b guy again?gal dey box u u dey complain she get power pass u

wait do you mean I should punch her back I can't besides she not serious when doing she jokes

Good evening my fellow nairalanders pls I have a problem with my girlfriend though we are not quarreling the problem with her is that she kind of rough when ever we are together alone and occasionally with my friends whenever we are talking if I tease her she tend to start boxing me though jokingly and I will have to beg to stop while running round the house even when you yab her she will do the same thing and her punches are very painful we have not quarreled once but I don't like this rough play pls how do I stop this my friends tends to laugh at me because of this naijaboiy tonye2much ur advice are needed pls

Blackett:
Guy, welcome back. The girl you proposed to, is actually a man. Congrats

who's the girl I proposed to

Yesterday cklent declared love for seriousbabe and from the look of things he was truly in love with her Today he was replied by her and he replied her back but some people didn't seem to like the union between this two guys and so bashing started I read the comments by everyone they were both insulted badly but I want to ask why were they insulted some said cklent openly declared love to a lady and that is foolishness what about celebrities that propose openly are they foolish some of you who were even intimidated by their love reply went as far as uncovering that they copy nd pasted who's in this forum that hasn't copy pasted before and you guys are behaving like saints some of you are even worse than they are I was on valentine with my Gf nd missed most of the drama by the way forget the copy paste saga cklent is intelligent if you have read his other post beef with his love seriousbabe you would comfirm I hope he comeback I really liked that guy

Tandullceblog:
??

come on. stop the question mark comment

Djicemob:
I dont seem to get whats happening in the romance section.Am i missing something? Did i miss the announcement? Are they celebrating NAIRALAND'S DUMBEST THREADS in this section? Its been from one dumb thread to another,i love this.., i love that...

why don't you create ur own thread about what you lyk? so we can see remember people are expressing their feelings.

jaykaylegend:
abeg when you take her dere dnt forget to take pishures and pst them here ooOoooo

u want pics well am gonna take permission frm ritababe first of all

Tandullceblog:
From when?

I don't know, u tell me

ritababe:
its nonfictional

no problem am taking u there

Tandullceblog:
Before

lol u are now a big gurl now ryt

FriedPlantain:
*I Intentionally called my babe this night just to pick a fight with her *
Me: Hello baby how are you

My girlfriend : Honey I'm fine, how about you?

Me: whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee, right? You don't even have respect for my mum, It is over between us!

FriedPlantain

lol

Tandullceblog:
God forbid! Which one is miz nairaland. When my mates are winning real things?

hmmm baby with big dreams

Is it more important to love … or to be loved? Most of us would agree with George Eliot’s words, “I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am
loved.” Valentine’s Day is the occasion when you can experience both. I asked FamilyLife Facebook
friends and Marriage Memo readers to share some
of their favorite Valentine’s Day ideas.
With a little help from my friends, here are 25
creative ways to tell your spouse, “I love you.”

1. On small pieces of paper, write down every kind
of kiss that you can think of (examples: passionate,
on the cheek, etc.). Then fill an inexpensive red felt
bag with your “kisses” and give it to your spouse. Ask
your spouse to pull several pieces of paper from the
felt bag, and then give your sweetheart whatever
kind of kiss is described.

2. Make a book about why you love your spouse and
why you are thankful for him/her. The woman who
sent this idea wrote, “He loved it! Said it was the best
gift he has ever gotten. And it helped me to focus on
the things I love about my husband and not his
shortcomings.”

3. Take your sweetie on a scavenger hunt. Ask him/
her to answer riddles to find the clues to items that
you placed somewhere around town. The last item
should give instructions that lead to your Valentine’s
Day activities.

4. After enjoying a candlelight dinner for two at
home, give your spouse a massage and watch a
romantic movie. The woman who suggested this
wrote, “Last Valentine’s Day when I got home from
work, my husband … had our bedroom set up with a
candlelit table for two. He is NOT a cook but he
made an awesome meal … grilled steak, sautéed
shrimp in lemon, garlic, and butter, a vegetable, and
[he] bought a chocolate fountain that was flowing—
surrounded by fresh fruit for dipping. After dinner
he led me over to his homemade massage table. …
We ended our special night with a romantic movie.

5. Surprise your spouse with a special getaway
together. The man who suggested this made
reservations at a bed and breakfast, arranged for
childcare, asked for time off from work for himself
and his wife, and packed his and her bags. When he
asked his wife to go to lunch on Valentine’s Day she
was in for a wonderful surprise. “The little bit
of effort I put into that weekend paid off huge for
weeks to come.” (For an extra special experience,
take your spouse to one of FamilyLife's Weekend to
Remember marriage getaways. It's one of the best
investments you could make in your marriage.
There are seven scheduled around the country for
Valentine's weekend, and many more throughout the
year.)

Some of the advice cannot be carried out in nigeria there is no familylife weekend in nigeria

ritababe:
underwater restaurant USA

Like seriously? dat ain't a problem anyway anywhere u choose fictional or not fictional

ritababe:
yes!

So where are taking me to

you choose where u want to be taken