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naijaboiy:
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yeah u always say that to those who are more handsome I understand don't be too hard on ur yourself

epelumi42:
You make sense gan o. Seriously! 7 reasons for this post.

1. You feel satisfied and proud of yourself. Its good.


2. You have the three kinda girls. Side chick, fiancée and girlfriend.


3. Since you are irresistible, you find it easy to get the girls you want.


4. You are not faithful to a lady.


5. You wanna command respect and attention, prolly a visit to your profile to see how cute.


6. You like self evaluation and simply conceited.


7. You wanna hear others opinion to see how better off you are.

Above all, expect insults! Let's go there. Lol. Silly!

I know you admire me but you're free to pretend

phellamon:
Wacka55!!!

and you feel me from a gathering of malice

1 Am a romantic guy

I believe in classic romance. I constantly bring my girlfriend fiancee and sidechick flowers and chocolate and lighting candles during dinner. I call them often to let them know I am thinking about them and look into their eyes and tell them how i feel I hv been a bad guy since birth

2. I am Confident Guy
I am totally secure and sure of myself. I am
assertive in public and give off an aura of power
and control In a relationships both past and present I don't get jealous of other men; I don't feel threatened by my girlfriend fiancee and sidechick male friends or co-workers.

3. Am an Artistic Guy
I am spontaneous and live the moment Often i use my creativity to woo ladies like I did to my girlfriend fiancee and side chick such as the song i wrote about them or the painting I made for them

4. Am a half caste
My granddad comes from a faraway exotic country I have a cute accent and a unique way of seeing the
world. My social customs and everyday behaviour
Is a little quirky, but i always manages to come off as uniquely charming. Note that i don't
have to actually be half caste to fit into this category since I am well-travelled and speak many languages, I am able to pull off the charm as well as
any sweet-talking foreigner.

5. Am a free spirit Guy (aka the Bad Boy)
Since am a free spirit guy I go where the wind takes me— and the wind usually takes me on some kind of wacky adventure. Its either I go sky diving, or i
might skip work to take my girlfriend or fiancee or side chick on a last-minute road trip, but I don't worry too much about the consequences; i just see where my own devices
take me.

6. Am an Intelligent/Witty Guy
I instigates conversations that are intellectually
stimulating and listens to what my girlfriend or fiancee or side chick has to say in
response. I makes them laugh with my clever sense
of humour and i could make a conversation about
President elect General buhari seem interesting. I can shoot the breeze with them for hours and it will never get boring.

7. Am a Considerate Guy
I hold and open their car door and pulls out their chair. I foot the bill for dinner and makes sure to offer Them dessert. I always asks them out with
reasonable notice and picks them up at their door. I am generally sensitive to how they feel and
when they are ready to go home.

Don't know about you guys but this is me

Shortyy:
lmao.. see question.

u gave an instruction without telling me hw to carry it out

Shortyy:
squeeze the juice outta her

hw do I do that

MrFlavvor:
simple: you put your second hand one her head and begin to pray for her

hahahah am I sure I would want to do that

voltron:
If you love her - perform a bweast examination while you both are still in the mood... search for lumps. if found, have her go do a mammogram to know if it is a fibroadenoma or a bweast cyst. Early detection is the best path to treating bweast cancer. Do this as often as you get the chance.

If you just want to kpansh.. the suck on the bweast before she has time to react..

are u a doctor

There's this girl at my workplace and sometimes I put my arm around her as friends then she moves my hand onto her boob what should I do from here?

katzz2nd:
lol hope u over her

not really

God help us

elantraceey:


you need an asylum .

why? For saying truth

danyel09:
na wa oo, bet lemme check am shaa

what did u see

delishpot:
Na wa o. A girl is not allowed to move on with her life after breaking up again ba? Why not tell us truthfuly why you guys broke up?

look at my previous topics and you will know why we broke up

Tandullceblog:
And u felt this should make a thread on NL?

yes

I saw my ex this afternoon with some dude with a hideous look and I stopped my car and guess what I told her in spanish eh perra es que su nuevo novio se puso una cara
como un accidente de tráfico
which means hey bitch is that your new boyfriend he got a face like a road accident though she didn't understand I didn't have the balls to tell her in english cause she would create a scene katzz2nd isn't this great

Change ur locks nd call the police

No matter how much i might want to whine or complain, the truth is that men and women can’t live without each other. There are also certain women out there who are total specialists
at playing men like a fiddle. They know what men like, and they know the things to wear, how to behave and what to say to get men hooked from first sight. Some women just simply know how to dress in order to attract the opposite sex. In the following article, we talk about several items of clothing that men find absolutely irresistible on a woman. They are mostly simple items of clothing – short shorts, knee-high socks, gym pants, etc. But there is something about these garments that get men aroused and totally love crazy. Without further ado, check out the article below.

Stilettos
I love a woman in heels. There’s nothing fiercer or more sexually attractive than a confident and beautiful woman wearing a pair of stunning stiletto heels and a seductive outfit. Perhaps some of the attraction here is that a guy like me is probably
scratching their head trying to figure out how these sexy ladies are able to even stand, let alone walk, in these imposing shoes. All the ladies out there who maneuver flawlessly in heels deserve a standing ovation.

Mini-Skirts
Nowadays, it’s a fact; women are dressing in more revealing clothes than ever before. It’s a trend that i absolutely love because it leaves very little to the imagination. Mini-skirts in particular are a favorite among guys, because they tend to
reveal and accentuate the curves on a woman’s body. If a heterosexual man ever says that he doesn’t like a woman in a mini-skirt, there’s a big chance that he’s prevaricating.

Matching Lace Underwear
Some of the biggest fashion brands in the world happen to be lingerie brands. Do the names Agent Provocateur and Victoria’s Secret ring a bell to you? For women, these are household names, and I am familiar with them too. These two companies make some of the sexiest lace underwear around. And quite honestly, there are few things i find sexier than a woman in matching lace underwear.

Little Black Dress
Every woman has one of these in her closet, and if they don’t, they should. It’s the one item of clothing that is extremely versatile and never goes out of style. A little black dress can be sexy, elegant and sophisticated all at once. And the great thing
is that there is a style to fit every body size and shape. I love to have a woman in a little black dress in my arms because it makes them look good too. In the ever changing world of fashion, this garment is a staple that has withstood the test of time.

Thick Frame Glasses
The explanation for this one is simple. It all stems from the sexy librarian fantasy. I am always turned on by the idea of a woman who’s a good girl on the outside, but a naughty lady in the bedroom. Most often, thick framed glasses are associated with intelligent good girls, but a lot of the time, outside appearances can be very deceiving.

Tattoos
Now this is not so much an item of clothing as it is something that i just find super sexy, and i couldn’t leave this entry off of my list. Within the last few years tattoos have become so mainstream that its more difficult to find someone who doesn’t have one than someone who does. Men and women alike find them super sexy when done tastefully.
When it comes to the courtship and attraction that happens between guys and girls, neither the man nor the woman wants everything to be revealed all at once. We like to discover new things about the partner we are with and be surprised and titillated as the courtship develops. I especially love
finding a hidden tattoo and finding out the story behind said tattoo. It’s almost like having my own personal “bad girl” and I like this idea a lot.

Tight Leather Anything
Women are the most beautiful creations on earth. Every curve and every unique characteristic comes together to make women these stunning enigmas and nurturers that i can’t live
without. When i see women wearing tight leather pants, jackets – or for that matter, tight anything, they can’t help but be instantly attracted like moths to a flame. Like i mentioned earlier, it’s a matter of body chemistry, and it won’t change till the end of time.

Workout Pants
We are in that era right now where almost everyone is dedicated to eating healthy, working out and living a really healthy lifestyle.i love a woman who takes care of herself. If not, then just know that men simply love a woman in yoga pants. When i spots a woman at the gym wearing her tight workout pants and flaunting her curves, it’s a
natural aphrodisiac. So ladies, if you’re trying to have me fawn over you, stock up on the workout pants, and you’ll see
Me coming up to ask for your phone number.

Guys be free to add yours

rubey:
I belong to five of that categories especially the mum

what about the remaining four name them pls

As a man, you will will find yourself dating a variety of women. It is rare to find your perfect match at a young age, and most people need to date around in order to find the right person for them. Many think that men are different from women in the sense that they aren’t looking for “the one.” They may not have been dreaming about their wedding day since
before they can remember, but all guys want to eventually find the perfect girl for them.
However, there are so many different kinds of girls, so I narrowed it down to the girls you are guaranteed to come across and most likely date throughout your single years. There are countless reasons why relationships don’t work and most of them boil down to compatibility. Men are not as quick when it comes to reading the opposite sex as women, so sometimes it takes them a bit longer to figure out how horribly wrong a girl is for them.
The girl you end up with may have little qualities of each of these next categories but she will have the perfect amount of each for you. There is nothing wrong with enjoying to party or being a bit nerdy, however it all depends what kind of girl you are looking for. The following categories of girls are
guaranteed to remind you of someone you know.
If you are discouraged in your attempt at finding the perfect girl, don’t be, she is out there. Just keep on dating and you will know she is right once you find her.

12. The Party Girl
You meet this girl at some over-priced club one night as she is dancing on the table. You strike up a conversation after she stumbles past you. The two of you start taking shots together and next thing you know you are making out like teenagers. Every time you see her she is wearing something tight or short,
or tight and short. Every song that comes on the radio is “her
song” and she has no problem blasting it in her Mercedes- Benz. You will date this girl for a bit until you realize she is not wife material and you will end things. She will be sad at first, but history will eventually repeat itself when she meets her next victim at the club.

11. The Snob
You meet this girl somewhere pretentious like an art exhibit or a wedding occasion. After a short amount of seeing each other you begin to notice her trying to change you. She is condescending
towards both you and your friends and never appears satisfied. Regardless of what present you buy her, she never seems to be happy. She bases everything on monetary belongings and after
a while her good looks fade and her shallow and snobbish core is exposed. You try and help her find joy in the simpler things in life and after a while her demanding behavior becomes exhausting and you run for the hills.

10. The “One Night Stand”
The danger with having a one night stand is having one that turns into a relationship. You meet this girl when you are belligerently drunk and your standards are no longer existent. You wake up in the morning with no recollection on who she is
or how she got in your bed. She is sweet, kind and a little slutty and the two of you date for a while regardless of how little the two of you have in common. When you decide to break up with
her you are in shock with how badly she takes it. Although you may not remember the first night you guys met, she does and for her it will always be the most special night of her single life.

9. The One Who is Out of Your League She is sweet and kind and she is that perfect mix of sexy and cute. You meet her in class and her sweet nature instantly draws you in. The only problem is that every man that meets her is drawn to her. The two of you date and she is totally into you, yet you have no idea why. Every time you guys go anywhere, you feel as if everyone around you is wondering what she can possibly see in you. After a few months your jealousy and insecurity begins to get the best of you and she eventually breaks up with you because she can’t handle it. The worst part is that the next chump she dates is even worse than you!

8. The Crazy One. You don’t even know how you met this girl, she just sort of appeared in your life. After a month of dating she has redecorated your apartment, told you she loves you and has already spent hours on the phone with your mother discussing your childhood. The thing about the crazy ones is they are usually the hottest girls. You can differentiate a crazy-hot girl from a hot-crazy girl by looking at their eyes. Crazy girls have
crazy eyes. There is nothing specific about crazy eyes, it’s one of those “you know it when you see it” things. You date her only because you fear what she will do when you break up with her. Eventually you can’t take it anymore and you let her down as easy as possible, which doesn’t help. She goes nuts either breaking something you love or trying to hurt you, either way it’s worth it to get the “crazy one” out of your life.

7. The Athletic One
You meet this girl at the gym or while the two of you
are training for a marathon. Although her face isn’t incredible her body is outstanding which instantly draws you to her. Her perfectly shaped ass and toned body makes you dream about what it would be like to sleep with her. She works as either a
yoga instructor or a spin teacher. However, her obsession with fitness slowly becomes a problem when you realize that she is stronger than you. She forbids you from eating fattening foods and more importantly forbids you from drinking beer, she even uses the expression “empty calories.” You eventually snap at some vegan restaurant and break up with her. The worst part about the breakup is that now you need to find a new gym.

6. The Promiscuous One
This girl has either slept with one of your friends or a family member, and for some reason you thought you could change her. You date her because you genuinely like her, however it worries you that she cheated on her last boyfriend with you. However, the two of you end up dating for longer than anyone
thought you would and you have genuine feelings for her. The one thing you don’t like about her is that every party you go to,
you feel as if someone in the room has slept with her, and you feel that way because it is probably true. You guys ended breaking up the same way you began dating, however this time you are the douche she cheated on.

5. The Brain
You meet this girl at the library or bookstore and you are immediately attracted to her exquisite mind. At first you find the intellectual challenge to be a turn on, almost as if every time she speaks you fall deeper in love. The problem is that the fact that she is so much smarter than you makes you feel as
though you are not good enough. You constantly find yourself wondering if what you are saying makes sense and you are afraid to show any sign of stupidity. As much as this girl motivates you, you will never be able to be yourself around
her, which ultimately ends your relationship.

4. The Insecure One
This girl is the definition of insecure. She is obsessed with her weight and is always comparing herself to models. She is constantly asking if “you find her prettier than me” every time you glance in the direction of another girl. She freaks out when
you are out and convinces herself that you are going to find someone better. She doesn’t realize or accept how much you really like her and after a while it becomes exhausting trying to make her see in herself what you see in her. The two of you eventually part ways but you always think of what it would have been like had she been a little more confident.

3. The Mom
No, this girl is not a mom, she just reminds you of your mom. You don’t realize it at first because you were enjoying her cooking too much. Slowly her comforting nature becomes slightly familiar. She begins to use expressions your mom uses
and starts doing motherly things like laying your clothes out for you and packing your lunches with notes inside. Although you are able to handle the good aspects of dating a girl like your mom, everything changes when the two women in your
life meet. They are so alike that your girlfriend can no longer arouse you because you will only be able to think about your mom every time you see her…not sexy.

2. The Sweetheart
She is legitimately the sweetest girl you have ever met. Your friends and family adore her and she always manages to make you feel good about yourself. She is a nurse or a school teacher and she honestly has not one bad bone in her body. You are completely enamored by her sweetness however
her innocent bliss becomes slightly annoying. You miss the challenge of being with an opinionated woman. Breaking up with her is one of the hardest breakups you were ever part of and when you see her months later she completely shuns you.
That is the thing about sweet girls, they sour easily.

1. The Bitch
I saved the bitch for last because we didn’t want to insult
her. My ex belongs to this category back to the matter, You love her because everyone fears her and dating her is like being with mama G talking about nollywood star, you never know
what you are going to get. The bitch usually comes from money and her parents have never disciplined her. Your friends hate her, your parents hate her and every waiter that has ever served the two of you hates her, but you couldn’t care less. You are so
mesmerized by her brutal honesty and ability to scare people that you don’t even realize how whipped you have become. After her brief spell begins to fade you start to see how emasculating she really is and even though it is the best sex of
your life, you need to cut to cord quick or you will end up marrying the bitch.

Ladies which category do you belong

Midehi:
so you are the biracial abi

kind of

I'm in the mood for something that'll wreck my feels
and make me rethink my role in the universe and in
the lives of others. Please recommend me any movie that have romance (must) and fit this criteria.
Thanks.

ireneony:
biracial guys are exotic in nature.
biracial guys are in vogue now.
biracial guys are the best.

am vacant u know