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sinaj:he wasnt a troll he left because he was being bullied constantly |
sinaj:do you miss him |
sinaj:do you miss him |
sinaj:Kingklent do you still remember him |
out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. |
sinaj:so you dont know even chris said your abusive nature attracted him to you |
what about ass it can still be raped |
Someone will jst wake up and open some thread I wonder hw comfortable they are doing this |
I once beat my ex sometimes I regret it |
1. Would you tattoo my name on your upper
arm?
That’s it. The worst questions to ask your boyfriend.
If you as a girl have asked one of these questions
before, I would suggest that you train your skill a
bit more. These are absolute no-nos. There are
plenty of questions you can ask without scaring
your boyfriend away.
As for you guys, in another article I will teach you
how to handle and react best to these annoying
testing-questions.
Until then, weigh up every answer. A wrong one
could get you into deep… trouble. 2. Will we be together forever and marry one day? I was asked this once after 2 months in a relationship. Man, I didn’t know that I could run so fast. 3. Can you explain to me how to handle a [complicated technical device]? Have the patience to explain or send her to an electronic store. Choose wisely. 4. How many people have you had sex with before me? Don’t mention that you’ve been in the Playboy- Mansion before. We all know what happened to Don Juan DeMarco when he confessed to Donna Anna. Don’t do it! 5. What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates and all are famished? Yeah, of course: "one must feed the hungry". 6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend before? Trick question. This answer to this one is of course "Me? I would rather die!" 7. If we were a Hollywood movie-couple, who would we be? This is a question only a woman can think out. The answer on this one? You better find a good one. I’d say "Beauty and the Beast". Leave open who the beast is. 8. Do you mind if your best friend joins us in bed? No comment here. 9. Would you like to go shopping with me? Uhh, this hurts. Going shopping with a woman is always pain. The trick is to find the perfect middle between, "this dress looks perfect on you", and "buy this if you want to go hooking". 10. Do you like my bottom? This is a classic. Who has not heard this question in his relationship at least once? A very attractive woman once said to me: "If we ask you how big our bottom is, you’d better tell the truth. If we ask how big another women’s bottom is, you’d better lie". You could get in trouble with a wrong answer. |
KashyBaby:I smell lies |
jennyama:STOP THIS beech |
ladyF:sorry but this aint going to front page |
henchamb:That beech be lyk say na muslim |
MisterMattew:Dude easy the insult is too much jst let her continue basking in her stupid hatred |
kestolove95:Shut up there |
1. "Should I get my hair cut?" Yes? No? We like ... your hair? If
you're just taking half an inch off or something, we're not even
going to notice (unless you already have your hair short ... like
half an inch short). This is just putting us in a situation where
three things could happen: We say "yes," and you get offended
because we don't like your hair as is. We say "no," and you cut
it anyway. Or we both happen to agree. None of those
situations are constructive and at least one ends in you getting
mad at us. 2. "Which dress looks best?" Our answer is always going to be the one that shows off your cleavage the most and then you're going to get mad we chose that one. 3. "Do you want to come to my mom's birthday party?" No. We're going to go because we're obligated, but we'd rather stay home and screw around. Please don't tease us with the illusion of choice. Just tell us what day it is. 4. Literally anything about your weight. Anything. You're good. You look good. And if you're asking, you're not going to believe us anyway. Just don't sweat it. 5. "Did your ex do this better?" As far as we're concerned, our ex is dead to us so it doesn't matter. 6. "Do find Rukky sandra attractive?" Please don't ask this, because the answer is "yes" and you don't want to hear us say "yes" and we're also bad liars. Plus, it doesn't mean we don't like you. It just means we have eyes. 7. "How often do you masturbate?" Literally anytime you aren't looking at us. All right, not literally, but it might as well be. We do it a lot. And we don't really want to talk to you about it because that's weird. 8. "Notice anything different?" The only time you should ask this question is if you literally want your boyfriend to shit his pants for some reason. We probably don't know, unless it's something incredibly obvious like you dyed your hair a (drastically) different color or surgically grafted your iPhone to your face. Please don't make us guess. 9. "Was that the best sex you've ever had?" Here's the thing: The answer to this is always yes. That's either because it's true or because we're lying. Save both of us the awkwardness of the question and just be content with knowing we're going to tell you "yes." 10. "What are you thinking about?" Something stupid. It's always something stupid and the reason we don't want to tell you is that it would take way too long to explain why we're thinking about what would happen if The Incredible Hulk were drafted to the New York Yankees and they played baseball on the moon and we are also all best friends. It's not because we were thinking of breaking up with you or even about you at all. We were honestly daydreaming about the dumbest thing ever and it isn't worth explaining. 11. "Can we talk?" This is frightening no matter who asks it. If it comes from your partner or your boss or a friend or even if your fucking mailman knocks on your door and asks this question. This is shorthand for "let's talk about serious business" and that's never fun. This is especially evil if you add "later" to the end of the sentence, making us walk around all day in a perpetual pool of cold sweat. 12. "Are you still going to the gym?" Nope, and now we know it's showing. |
grad2012:let the quest to see if ur right begin |
grad2012:its quite complicated and personal |
grad2012:at least I hv some explanations |
grad2012:I was just scrolling through the comment u were the first and I jst check ur profile nd immediately I saw ur dp I went brain dead nd was still conscious and aware of surroundings u know that medically impossible but seeing you that happened something tells me there's something special about you what do you have to say |
grad2012:thanks for the compliment |
I can my gf will have them the only difference is that theirs are bigger not all men are attracted to big things in term of bodily parts ![]() |
I can my gf will have them the only difference is that theirs are bigger not all men are attracted to big things in term of bodily parts |
Yeah spoken lyk a real dude these hoes aint loyal my ex is worst even though am richer than her present boyfriend she betrayed my love and trust I now thread carefully with ladies |
BANGERLEE1:I was just scrolling through the comment u were the first and I jst check ur profile nd immediately I saw ur dp I went brain dead nd was still conscious and aware of surroundings u know that medically impossible but seeing you that happened something tells me there's something special about you what do you have to say |
BANGERLEE1:probably he's a yoruba boy u know truth they say is bitter |
grad2012:hi turner of heads |
fucklikant101:follow this link bro www.mytopbusinessideas.com/ |
I don't find her calling me my hole digger comfortable especially in the presence of my friends |
Spaxon:who is it gonna be |
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