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Hello nairalanders, I create cartoon illustration portraits, just send me a good picture and I'm on it. It's not free thoughIf you're interested. It's 2k only.

wow this is awesome work bro....I just started mine but I only use illustrator. yours are so realistic. So far one of the best I've seen, what autodesk software do you use and can you offer some tips for me? Thanks

kevincal144:
Make i just drop this one here. December last year my girl friend of more than three years broke up with me. There is nothing i didn't do to make her change her mind but it seems her mind is made up already. I cried like a baby, you can imagine that. Lolz. Me that didn't even cry when my mum died, infact i can't remember the last time i cried real tears, but this girl made me to shade tears like a baby. Lolz. No be small thing. I cut all communication with her. I vowed never to call or contact her, till the end of my life again. January passed, no communication, february she flashed me one night. I called her back to know why she did flash me, she said she just want to know if my number is still going through. I said ok. She told me she is already engaged to be married soon. I told her ok, god bless your union. Long story short, she's been calling me often to know how i'm doing and always tells me, it's been long we talked...i go just dey laugh for my mind.

this one wicked o, she's getting married. so why is she still bothering you.

austyn0:
Laughs....Where did you get these thoughts from?? Your head??.....You are damn sweet man....

I feel like sharing our love experiences....As I was reading OP's words,, the voice of my ex was echoing,, like she was the writer.....

First love truly never dies buh thank God I am a fighter...Do I still love her? Seriously I don't know,,but I just still feel that urge to protect her,, where she is,, what she is doing,, is she safe?....Laughs,, fvck love mehn.

lol nicely said. fvck love and a happy sunday to you all

i know how you feel, it's hard. next month will make it a year since the break up. it's hard to let go especially when you've invested so much of your time and heart into it, but that's how it is.
I haven't completely gotten over it. I fear I may never really do. Haven't been in a relationship since the break up, I have friends and most are girls but I just end up zoning them out. it just doesn't feel worth it. Even with all the joy and infatuation of a fresh relationship, there's only pain at end of the tunnel.
I'm sorry if you were expecting some hyper positivity from my message, but I just can't seem to find it. Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. I've lost hope.
Time will eventually blur those strong feelings but the space will remain, you need to try and fill it with other things.
My advice to you is to focus on other parts of your life. Your family, career goals, anything that can give you a sense of fulfillment.
Just live your life, don't look for love anymore.
"Love happens only once, and the second time is
always a compromise made to forget the first."

Mztarstrechy:
A Nigerian man,Itemuagbor,who lives in Port Harcourt took to Facebook to share the story of how he was beaten by SARS in Port Harcourt.According to him,they collected 150k from him and accused him of being a Yahoo boy.Below is what he wrote...

'Scars and bruises I received from the hands of SARS once again. second time since this year!

I am the hardest worker in the room. my weeks are dominated by 18-20hours work days. that's how I have gotten this far in life.

I studied Plant Science in school.
realized the knowledge I was getting from studying plants wouldn't be enough to build the life I want for me and my family.

I took up computer programming. entirely Self Thought
I have learned and mastered Multiple programming languages to the point where I am officially one of the most sought-after Computer Programmers in Nigeria.

I WORK VERY HARD.
To have to endure this much torture on a monthly bases from the hands of those who have been charged with securing our lives is just sad. Am fed up with Nigeria.

I have Reported this incidence to The Nigeria Police Multiple times nothing has ever been done.

This particular incidence has been tabled with Public Complaint Rapid Response Unit  - PCRRU, Nigeria Police Force,  and all I get is silence. nothing can be done.

You are a young man you drive a car and stay in Port Harcourt. you must be guilty of some crime. that is their justification for beating me up.

"Admit you are a yahoo boy and write it down here else I go continue"

Those are the words he repeated continuously as he raised his hands and landed multiple blows on my body.

at the end of the day, they took 150k  from me. and asked me to write that i offered them a bribe to facilitate my release.  all this happened in under 3hours on Sunday.

Very sad and depressed.
A country of animals and illiterates'.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/sars-officials-beat-man-in.html?m=1

looks like you have have a tattoo on your arm......makes you look very suspicious. Look responsible, Act responsible and people will treat you the same.

hello please is there a scholarship for current nysc corp members for the HSE and project management course? if there is i would like to enrol this January if possible.

solar2005:
List it on flippa or afternic.

Thanks

solar2005:
Yes

How?

i have a website thats been dormant for a long time, can i make any money selling the domain? Thank you

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Apple-iPhone-6s-16GB-Silver-Unlocked-Smartphone-/162685574832?epid=216278768&hash=item25e0d0deb0:g:OFQAAOSw47dZyAhw
Hello please i'd like to place a bid on this phone to buy and have it sent to abj. remaining 5hr till expiry. my limit is $200. Thank you

ramzylipi:
Bro try to change your number and it will be activated. It happened to me and I changed my number

So did you later use a Nigerian number?

Hello please I'm interested in this....I'm at the part where you have to input your profile information, but I can't get passed the first phase. Every time I click continue. It just shows a little loading circle and does nothing. Please what's the problem.

Not every snake is a cobra

cutestcuty84:
Honestly I can't go except I wanna kill myself and mum.You won't understand.
can't even enter bus to say m travelling to kastina laye laye.Dont worry,November is almost here

Wise choice,I heard that some locals beat and cut of a corper's thumb finger cuz he was living in the same room with a female corper...in Katsina

wildchild1:
If you got posted to Abuja, join us here

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Close the gap between / and 9 and you're in the group already

Pls just add me 09025637014

NwamaziNwaAro:

Please is she wearing a bra in the third picture


I am so confused

Go and ask her

NwamaziNwaAro:

After beating Anne Njemanze endlessly in front of this child as a toddler 16years ago..

Do you think this kid will ever forgive you or respect you.


WARNING

Never beat your wife in front of the kids, they will forever harbour a resentment.
If you must beat her, do it when the kids are asleep or when they've gone to school

But never, Never in front of them.

*if you must beat her* huh?