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Get an unknown sim and send him a well detailed text message warning him of the effects of his odour on mother nature and of course his friends n family

Sweetlemon:
I'm not done yet. Have we noticed that these appointees are not your usual politicians? Does that not mean that it won't be the "awon goons mi" business as usual? They were almost regular people until Buhari made them popular, meaning they don't have a never-ending list of goons they need to reward. I know most disappointed APC fans had placed their bets on Onu, Fashola, and Ameachi. They have erroneously seen Nigeria politics as a sport betting game or a fantasy football league where you conjure up your own "dream team". Smh.

If we still insist on this marginalization talk can we ask ourselves these questions?;

1. Is there more stable electricity in North than in the south?
2. The clean up in sectors so far, does it in the long run affect only Northerners? If the EFCC, Customs, pensions, NNPC etc are functioning properly does it not mean better for us as a whole? When last did you queue for fuel?
3. Buhari just ordered clean up of ogoni areas, (let's not forget we just had an ND son there for the past five years!) Are Northerners the ones to benefit from this exercise?

Can we please just relax our muscles a bit while we watch how things eventually play out?
I don't know why the average Nigerian does not think outside the box. These points here are things I pray each and every person reading this will ponder on with at least half an open mind. This is the first time I will be begging the mods to move my thread to FP. My message must touch as many hearts as possible.
Call me a hopeless Nigeria-lover. Yeah I know I am because I'm the type that loves with all my heart, I may get angry but I still love.

Good bless The Federal Rebublic of Nigeria!
Sai Buhari!

Cheers!


Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Obinoscopy.

God blesss you!!!!!!!!!!!!

You try sha... But this article can't help your evil and corrupt 'bosses', kirikiri maximum prison awaits them

People. Kiss everyday why so special

I enrolled in a bank promo God should help me I want to win with good health and peace of mind

Policy somersault, like father like son, like pdp like federal government

I need q10 I'm in port harcourt how much oo

Cool thread

mysticgal:
My own is Initial Garagara*IG*

Your own aint too bad...

This is totally uncalled for....u can't change shit live with it

kelechiMarie:
I won't but it's hard not to friend zone some people,I can't date a person out of pity

Sure thing! But the people you friendzone should not be playing 'OTHER' boyfriend roles

kelechiMarie:
Pet zone :oPet zone

Please don't do it to anyone

Win after win after win...and that's how the premier league is won

sheunfemix:
Pls modify the topic, it should be Did you HAVE a primary school sweetheart?

The Guy bin dey busy with crush for English class

1. The "I Bought You A Freakin' Car" Zone

Just... no... this can't be real. This guy "Charm" bought a girl a car. A nice car. A new, nice car. Reading the comments is painful and makes you cringe. This guy tried to woo a girl with a car. That's desperate, but somewhat understandable. Then Rod comes in. Her boyfriend. Then you just can't help but shed tears for Charm.

2. The Pet Zone

The Pet zone. This guy hit her with the "I love you" and she curves him so hard with the pet zone. Couldn't even say "I love you, too." Had to go with the "ily2" before she shooed the guy back in his little kennel and fed him a treat. Surprisingly, this guy made a stand, and for that, we salute him.

3. The Sister Zone

Dan... I'm so sorry. It's one thing to be like a brother to a girl, but a sister? She's gonna have you painting her nails and brushing her hair. She's gonna be walking around practically naked around you, taunting you because you know you will never get that.. sister.

4. The "Mega Best Friend" Zone

This poor man just wanted to give it a shot. The female straight up was prepared with an answer. Ain't no way she was ever gonna say "girlfriend and boyfriend." She was gonna "super-uber-giganto-titano-enormo-extreme-mega best friends" his ass before she'd say twords boyfriend and girlfriend.

5. The Friend-Gagement Ring Zone
Oh man. Now this poor guy is holding back tears typing out that Facebook comment. Poor guy dropped racks to propose to her. Even dropped the extra bands to engrave their names on the rings. She just turned that engagement ring into a friendgagement ring. She probably called him "bro" too and gave him a friendship hug. Maybe even a kiss on a cheek. There is no mercy out here in this cruel world.

6. The Blur Zone

Dear sweet Jesus, please bless this young child who was just done so wrong. She did him too dirty. She just flat-out blurred him out. His hand was right there. He was so close... So close.. Then she just turned him into some watercolor painting and put it on Facebook. She got 60 likes for his pain and suffering. Girls are too brutal.

Most guys know the feeling of being friendzoned. It's a sad and painful experience, but you'll recover. Unfortunately for theseguys, I don't think there's no way back from these harsh new levels of friendzone they have achieved.

7. The Food Zone

Oh Lord, please have mercy on this poor man. A bitch done food-zoned him. He wined and dined her and gave her his number for the second date and she stuck that number in her phone as "Free Food." Doesn't get much worse than this...

I hardly carried a school bag...just one jotter under my armpit...like a boss

Only

The Only in your post seems sarcastic

50/50
Nice tho

Looking great is easy when you have unlimited resources.
However, most of us live within limited means where every kobo is accounted for.

So how do you build a wardrobe that serves both your professional and personal needs without breaking the bank?

What can the average guy do to look sharp without investing too much in clothing?

Here are 5 of my favorite tips for upgrading your style and your wardrobe on a budget.


1. Know your "Second-Hand" Market


Second-hand, charity, consignment, and other used clothing stores can be a gold mine for sharp-looking menswear. If you’re patient and thorough, you can find everything from a conservative-looking business suit to trendy party clothes.

The odds of walking out with something that fits and looks good on any one trip are vanishingly small. It takes multiple trips and an open mind to start building a wardrobe from second hand stores.

Ideally, you should get to know these vendors, calling in to know when 'new' stuff arrives, they are relatively cheap and could be as valuable as brand new clothing


2. Know Your Shoe Restoration Options


A nice pair of leather shoes is an instant upgrade to any outfit. Even a guy in blue jeans and a plain white T-shirt looks like a respectable man if he’s got some nice black leather shoes or boots and a matching belt on.

Trouble is, good leather shoes are also one of the most expensive wardrobe items out there (and cheap ones just don’t have the same authority).

The solution? Second-hand shoes, plus a good knowledge of re-crafting and restoration specialists.. Advanced repairs aren’t cheap, but they’re still a bargain compared to buying new. For the price of a cheap pair of shoes, you could end up with something much nicer and sturdier



3. Maintenance, Maintenance, Maintenance

Do the little things. They matter.

Shoes get polished. Frayed cuffs get hemmed. Little rips get stitched up or patched before they turn into big rips. Make it a habit to brush your suit jacket after wearing.

This doesn’t build your wardrobe or expand your style, of course, but it keeps your wardrobe from shrinking while you’re on the lookout for new pieces.

4. Raid the Family Closets


Clothes handed down from father to son are as traditional as it gets. If you don’t have a father with a suitable build (or wardrobe), check around with brothers, uncles, cousins — any male relative in about your size.

Of course, you do have to be careful. Once word gets out that you’re a dab hand with a needle, they’ll probably want you to start working on their clothes, too. But that’s not a bad trade if you’re getting a good supply of lightly-worn pieces for your own wardrobe.


5. Find a Skilled Tailor

Just like shoe repairs, a professional tailor’s adjustments can turn lightly-used clothing into something resembling a brand new garment fitted just for you.

The trick is finding someone who is good at it.

Look for experienced outfits and take the time to build a rapport with the tailors you find. The extra time is worth it in the long run.

Every person who’s been cheated on has been forced with making a decision: send their philandering partner packing or surrender to a second chance at love, hoping that monogamy will be their guy or gal’s friend the next time around.
While saying “everything you own in a box, to the left!” seems like a no-brainer, for some, the rapture of love is too hard to dismiss so easily. If you’re grappling with such a choice, here are a few things you ought to consider:


1. Privacy Protocol

When Toya Miles’ husband of three years committed adultery, Miles, 34, demanded unlimited access to her spouse’s email, cell phone and social media accounts before finally deciding to restore the relationship. While it’s normal for someone to police their partner immediately after infidelity (experts say 1 – 3 months is the norm), more monitoring can sometimes mean more problems a. Not only does long-term policing shine a spotlight on a partner’s unresolved trust issues, it is also a key indicator of low self-esteem, a lethal combination that could result in a partner or spouse cheating again.

2. Shutout the Naysayers

Like kryptonite was to Superman, entertaining outside opinions can be just as detrimental to a relationship. For LaShaun Booker*, 27, it was the side-eyes, whispers and negative comments from family and friends that prompted her to end a 4-year relationship with her fiancé following his one-night stand. “I began to feel guilty and ashamed for taking him back and I felt like something was wrong with me,” she said.


3. Slow Down on the Sex

You don’t take a child on punishment out for ice cream and you don’t have sex with your cheating partner while your emotions are still a roller coaster. Jumping back into the bed prematurely is a surefire way to complicate matters if trust and betrayal issues are left unresolved, says Clark-Faler.. Besides, there’s no sex like emotionally healed and restored make-up sex.


4. Consider Professional Counseling

A trained professional that works with infidelity over and over knows that it is a product of something larger going on in the relationship. [Therapy will] start unearthing the truth and why someone went outside of the relationship.

5. It Could Happen Again

Though the “Once a cheater…” saying may not always hold true, when returning to someone with a philandering past there is always the risk that history may repeat itself. The key to making your odds better is consistency says Tiffany Alexander, a professional clinical counselor. “There’s nothing that is 100 percent guaranteed,” she said. “What you can look for when you’re having discussions about why the affair took place, and what you want, is whether the person is putting fourth the effort? If they are, and are doing it consistently, that can be something tangible for you to hold on to and say ‘That’s a relationship we can work for.’”

6. Were You Put At Risk?

Before rekindling a relationship post-infidelity, i will advise couples to take inventory of all outside risks they may have been exposed to as a result of the cheating. HIV and STD testing are a must for any couple considering reuniting, along with a full disclosure of other potential threats such as financial mishandling and other safety concerns.

7. You Can’t Save ‘Em All

Not every relationship is bound for recovery; particularly those where the cons outweigh the pros. “If you feel like being back in that relationship is causing you to question who you are as a person, making you feel like you can’t express yourself, or is forcing you to give up a lot of your happiness, then that is not a relationship worth getting back into, And the truth is Half the battle is knowing when to let go.