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When I was in Uni. There was a guy in my hostel. He had what you have "DADA" not dread.

I always avoid the guy cos I don't like dada.

One-day I entered bathroom to bath. This guy was also in the bath. Only two of us. He started by washing his hair. Immediately I entered and saw him, I quickly rushed to the end of the bathroom cos I didn't want to bath close to him.

Then he innocently poured water on his head and started flinging the water off his dada. The water stated flying all over the place.

Na so I do 100m race rush comot for bathroom. I didn't even think sef. They way I was dodging that water ehn. I didn't want a single drop of the water in his dada to touch me.

When I got to my room, u need to see the way I was panting like I was been chased.

Next semester when we resumed, Baba was on SKIN CUT

Can you make friends with guys who plait their hair, wear earrings and tattoo their body?

Help me judge this case o.

A patient told you his Manhood is not standing atall.

You remember you have treated a case like that.

You give him a product that will help his MANHOOD to stand up.

After 4 days he comes back to say he has stopped taking the product because his MANHOOD is now standing up every morning and his wife has travelled.

He is now asking me what is he going to do now?

Is Ogun State a safe place to live in especially Ijebu-ode?

I am going to be going to school there soon

But wait o....

So some people actually travelled from Nigeria to USA just to attend this Headies show and come back the next day?

Yet these same people will join us and be shouting Nigeria hard...No Money.

Hmmm...it is well.


Well, I like Don Jazzy. Infact I joined Twitter because of him after I heard he gave a lady who begged him for cash about N500K.
I also hear of how he gives people money freely and it made me open Twitter but ever since I joined in 2017 till date, I never see anything from Don.

But I still like him regardless.

Last year, I watched his closed door almost 3 hours interview with Ebuka where he opened up on his whole life. That was his most honest interview ever where he spoke about how he lived in the same house with DBanj and they both never quarreled but the love just started dwindling and he never knew why.

He went on to say, they would eat from the same kitchen and go on weeks without speaking to each other for no reason until he had to part ways because it was no longer working. The love between them had disappeared for no reason and this was a man (DBanj) he really loved so much and was building his career.

It was after the interview that he posted some days later about his marriage to his first wife whom he later divorced after 2 years. The marriage didn't work becos according to him, he was married to his music.

He posted about her because he said he promised himself to be as honest as possible with that interview but he left out the marriage part of his life but he was done holding things back and wanted to be as open as possible.

He was also sorry for leaving her the way he did and felt bad.

Now that singular act of his brought back that beautiful lady whom he married at 20yrs old. She was 22yrs old. And they now at a speaking point in life because Nigerians went on her page to beg her till she had to post on her page appreciating Nigerians love for her.

Don Jazzy recently posted a video with her at a radio station where she was called to speak. He was all happy and smiling in the video like he had won a lottery.

Power of Honesty!!!

I think there is an age you reach when money is no longer want you desire because u have it in abundance but u start craving the simpler things of life u once had like love, family and genuine friendships.

EtinosaDLaw:
Dbanj is 3 years older than him and still looks younger and fresher.

Yeah...Exactly what I mean.

I like it when Don Jazzy was Slimmer in the last picture with D'Banj.

Being too fat makes a person age.

No one will believe Don Jazzy and D'Banj are age mates because of his large size.

The man in Suit must be the Local Govt Chairman

Just saw this on Twitter now.

How can a student get Accomodation at Ijebu-ode?

Don't Joke With Your Health

Nigerian's and Homo Stories are like Beans and Bread.

Before una start with una usual hypocrisy.

Check if your moniker is here and watching

I will miss Diane's English...quite funny to hear.

What happens to the 100 women now?

Are they married?

Stop Suffering In Silence

If you drink it, you will be GAY...

Whatever you consume is what you will be.

It starts gradually.

What do you mean by "A Water Child"?

I don't get...