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Fred166:
You talking out of the lane.

We're discussing sports, you're here talking about alcohol.

You have said it already that you don't watch football. Simple!

What's my business if you drink alcohol or not.

But why did you decide to miss the point now?

Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.

I Don't Watch Football.

I Don't Play Football either.

Played it when I was a child alot. Used to be a Defender. But did not enjoy it atall. Why? It felt like Work and not enjoyment. I still wonder how people enjoy it.

Running around, kicking a ball didn't just seem like fun to me. Also I ended up fighting other boys who could play better than me anytime they dribble me and I fall on the ground.

That was when I realized I could never be a Footballer in life.

Becos you as a Man enjoy eating drinking Alcohol does not mean every Man must enjoy drinking Alcohol.

P.S: I Don't Drink Alcohol Either.

Amaka you are a dreamer.

See ya head like sweet massage.

Amaka right now

Wow....so Groovy is taller than Chizzy?

Didn't know...just seeing their heights now.

Giddifaya is funny tonight.

Who is telling him he is going to be the winner of the show?

Abeg o....make them stop this rough play.

It's too early for this joke.

Giddifaya right now:

No wonder 90% of them are very STINGY...

If you ask any of them to please send you money, they will just ignore you yet when they want to come back home, they would be looking for you to help them in one way or the other.

That was how I asked some of them whom I know to please send me their some money for School fees last week (for am going back to school to atleast further and better my life) based on the fact that I have done lots of favors for them in the past.
Na so so story. Even if it is $20 it is something, I will add it to what I have. No way!!!
Stinginess is their name.

Yet these guys where people I was feeding while in University. They will drink my Pure water every night and finish it without replacing everyday.
They have forgotten.

Anyways, such is life. The Dice is still rolling.

In this life, just keep your hope on GOD for all men will fail you even those you have helped but GOD will never fail.

Also, I don't like getting Clients from Canada. They too dey price my market. Some of my products cured my MALE patient whose MANHOOD WAS DEAD BUT FINALLY ROSE UP.
HIS MANHOOD WAS NOT STANDING BUT after he took some of my heath products, it finally STOOD UP.

This man called me from Canada saying he wants to buy the product. Product is 25K. Come and see how this man was pricing something of 25K to 15K. I became so angry. Na so u stingy reach even to your own health.
Him telling me the Doctors in Canada told him he will do Surgery and he is afraid. He does not want to die now.

He sent the money but I did not rest. Every minute my phone will ring. Baba was policing me about. To even waybill it to him in Canada via DHL was another 23K. That one was another war. Shipping from Nigeria to Canada takes like 3 days. Those 3 days ehn, I did not rest atall.

After I shipped the product to him and he received it, I blocked his line biko. He was already stressing me, policing me and giving me headache.

If Canada is making you badly stingy even to yourself, PLEASE LEAVE FOR YOUR SANITY.

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sukkot:
I have had issues with 'mad' Nigerians over this madness. you will see people put tire on the road in front of their house so that you will not park in front of their house like did you pay for the road too? Is the road your property?

And when you park there they will leak your tire. Please, do these idiots know that their property does not extend beyond the fence you paid for? You don't own the road. I hate these people with this entitlement mindset. One idiot haas actually leaked my tire because I parked on government road that happens to be in front of his property. You will see these demonic sons of baal disfigure the whole place by putting tires on roads in front of their house so someone does not park there.

This has happened to me in estates too. When you buy a house in a gated estate do you buy the road in front of your house with it? I seriously need an answer to this particular question because I have had troubles with people in gated estates who think the road in front of their house is theirs and no one can park on it?

If you want to park infront of someone's house or property, just take permission from the owners. They will not refuse. Parking without informing them is disrespectful to me.

Opposite my house is a rented apartment filled with Yahoo Boys.
Anytime they want to park their Cars, they will leave their own front and park at our front.

Their compound would be Free. Their own front would be Free but it's my front they want to park their cars even leave it there till morning.

The worst is when they bring their Friends over or throw a party.

Until we had to make serious trouble with them before it stopped and that's becos we are nice people.

Some people will just go straight to the Police Station and make a report that a very large amount of money is stolen in their house and a strange car which they don't know off at so so time was parked and is always parked in front of their house.

At that moment, all fingers would be pointed to you and you will pay heavy for it.

Those Yahoo Boys thought we were causing trouble with them when we told them to stop parking but if we really wanted to cause trouble, I knew what to do and they would be in Police/EFCC net till now.

P.S: They are still living opposite us and Yes, their Landlord knows they are all Yahoo. But like I said...we are nice people

Instead of Sheggz to call his fellow man to order and talk some sense in to him, he instead took sides with his so called babe.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

There is a way you can talk to that Chizzy and he would even apologize to Bella right there.

After he will say he studied in UK...I see no difference between him and them that studied in Nigeria.

They should leave Chizzy alone.

I like and prefer him to both Sheggz and Bella.

I used to like Bella before but when she started following Sheggz, I started disliking her.

As for Sheggz, I have never liked him right from day one.

I dislike Sheggz

internationalman:
Does it ever occur to you that they may be starring at you in disgust?

Because overly tall people are not as attractive to people contrary to the internet belief

Really
Let me not start with the Favors I get from them.

I'm Tall. I'm 6ft.3.

Anytime I walk on the street, everybody loves to stare at me. Especially when I wear Shorts and show off my straight legs. OMG...I don't rest atall. I become everyone's Television. I get uncomfortable atimes.

Now I know what girls face when guys stare at them. It's not easy.

In conclusion, people find tall height attractive.

There is a CURSE when you sleep with someone when you are not married to them.

There is a CURSE when you sleep with a married man.

There is a CURSE when you sleep with a married woman.

There is a CURSE when a married man or woman goes out and sleeps with other people.

After in the future, you people would be asking why your life is the way it is.

Some women right now are suffering for what they know nothing about and is as a result of how their husbands slept with different people while single all in the name of dating.

That's why you hear of even Pastors sleeping around. Ask those Pastors to tell you how they lived their single life, your ears will fall on the ground. Becos you have started going to church does not mean your sleeping around will automatically stop. IT WILL CONTINUE. Infact it will trigger it sef.

Marriage does not end or stop the sleeping around you were doing all in the name of "dating" when you were single. Infact it worsens it because at that point you get tired of your wife and start craving a fresh or different woman like you used to when single.

So many innocent men are suffering innocently for what they know nothing about as a result of how their wife's lived her single life, sleeping around with boyfriends all in the name of "dating".

These men and women have carried ANCESTRAL CURSES they know nothing about and have passed it to their children.

Who can define Leadership?

Who is a Leader?

shogsman:
Oh hush it, what is your business with what a grown up man does with his life you bigot, billions of people smoke cigarettes and it is legal every where in the world so say something else or shut up

I can see you have nothing else to say.

You are hilarious I must say

Look at the habit in the person you are supporting right in your face.

You should be ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF.

You are one of the problems in Nigeria.

A Big Disgrace that's who you are.

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Let me talk to you personally?

I know what causes your HBP.

Right now so many young people are battling HBP but they don't know.

Once I tell you and you stop it, it would be gone.

What causes this things in youths lives among us and now it's rampant. So many youths now are battling with HBP. Some don't even know they have it until they go for testing and the sad part is that it has nothing to do with bad way of life atall.

The day I found out, I was so shocked.

P.S: I would not be giving you this information for FREE.

shogsman:
What is this one saying,so he's smoking something that is legal for every adult and you see the need to bring it up

Is he leading by example?

We don't want such person as our Leader.

I wonder what he would teach the younger generation and for someone like you to see rubbish and support it. I wonder what u teach your own children

edoairways:
Sorry to derail a bit, I want to make inquiry concerning a university called Olwa University in Nigeria. I learnt they award degree for registered nurses and midwives in Nigeria.

This should answer your question.

She needs Organic Stem Cell Therapy immediately.

We have used it to treat and cure several patients who battled different kinds of CANCERS and they are all Cancer FREE, healthy and Alive today

The first thing is to balance the Acid-Alkaline Count in her body system because her system is very Acidic at the moment.

She will spend for the treatment but she will be fine.

They should act fast ooo before it is too late.

I'm looking for a student Accomodation at Ijebu-ode, Ogun State.
Anyone near Omo Owo will be nice.
My contacts are on my profile.

This Giddifaya Laugh den eh

dboY1123:
HI, I want to know if it is possible for me to get a job without my school original certificate, but with my Nysc discharge certificate and statement of result because I am yet to pay my graduation fee and schools are on strike.
I also need a job, a good paying job. I am a Bsc(Ed) degree holder in Chemistry, any good paying job please.. I have 3 years experience in teaching. I can also start somewhere if the pay is attractive.
Thank you.

YES...YES...YES.
If it is teaching...yes...
Just carry your CV and NYSC certificate and also statement of results.

I have always wondered, all of you that go to gym to workout.

Doesn't the place smell of bad foul body odour

How do you guys and ladies cope?

I'm just imagining 15 to 20 people exercising in an enclosed space or in a room.

I can only imagine the kind of multiple body odour due to sweat that would fill the whole room.

It's just like playing football in a room with a group of 11 other guys and girls.

I'm just wondering.


Anyways as for the picture above, I feel a gym freak is celebrating his or her brithday.

What other way will a gym freak celebrate his or her day if it's not with his fellow gym freaks.

Or

They are just opening an it's an Opening House.

I wonder if one can get same at that price at Ijebu-ode?

I like this kind of pear. It's best eaten with roasted corn. Very delicious.

Anyways, I need a good place to stay at Ijebu-ode. If u know any, kindly dm.

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