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Health › Re: Igho Ubiribo Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure In Thailand by Lovit(m): 10:51pm On Sep 05
The wife would have said to him "baby enlarge it for me"

Never kill yourself trying to please a woman!
Phones › Re: Amount Of Workdays Needed To Buy An Iphone 17pro by Lovit(m): 11:07am On Sep 05
what's this craze for Iphones?

I still prefer my android over my iPhone 13 pro
Business › Re: See How Many Bags Of Cement ₦1 Million Can Buy In 2026, 2022 And 2014 by Lovit(m): 10:47pm On Sep 04
Place a Monkey and Tinubu on the ballot come 2027, I will vote for the Monkey!

Tinubu is a calamity!
Politics › Re: Fuel Price: Petrol Marketers Have Put Tinubu’s Subsidy Argument To Shame — Atiku by Lovit(m): 1:50pm On Sep 04
Obi is failing to take advantage of this subsidy return drama and I pity him

Atiku's take on returning the fuel subsidy is catchy and many Nigerians are happy such is coming up but the problem is many Southern Nigerians don't want Atiku irrespective of his laudable promise to return petrol subsidy. To many of us, another Northerner and a Fulani shouldn't enter Aso rock, irrespective of what he promises

Obi should key into this subsidy removal thing and see himself cruising to victory. For us that will be an advantage for his campaign to become President. We are tired of PBAT, every sane Nigerian wants PBAT out.

Obi!, Obi!!, Obi!!!

How many times did I call you?
Romance › Re: Lady Tied Wrapper On Her Neck To Date As Boyfriend Refused To Buy Her New Dress by Lovit(m): 9:53pm On Sep 03
Na content sha

btw, wrappers are easier to offload once the show is about to go down

Just bend, raise and enter shocked
Romance › Re: Why Men Are Tired Of Chasing Women? What Does This Mean Modern Dating? by Lovit(m): 9:49pm On Sep 03
Why should you be chasing someone that will bill you?

Men chased in those days when love was natural, all you needed then was to show interest in her, write her letters while she enjoys the chase by forming hard to get

These days things have changed, relationship is about money, so everyone is going transactional

las las, it is the women that will be the greatest losers!
Celebrities › Re: Limpopo Boy Apologises For Sex Tape With Married Woman by Lovit(m): 2:03pm On Sep 01
Don't cheat!

But if you must, put the camera away!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do People Overly Stare At Me? by Lovit(m): 12:40pm On Sep 01
Attach your pix and then we will tell you what they are staring at
Politics › Re: If Jesus Christ No Introduce Himself Well, Peter Obi Go Win Am - Mama Pee by Lovit(m): 12:35pm On Sep 01
Leave am like dat, Jesus no ask you to fight for am

We are Christians and we will vote for the OK ticket en mass
Crime › Re: Mother Caught Smuggling Colos Into Prison For Her Son On Death Row In Ogun by Lovit(m): 7:05pm On Aug 31
She may even be unaware a substance was stuffed into the Milo refill sachet

May God help her if she is innocent
Food › Re: Why Is 1k Worth Of Suya Bigger That 1k Worth Of Raw Meat by Lovit(m): 5:52pm On Aug 31
Na camel and donkey meat dem dey use do Suya o!

abeg, eat suya wisely!
Christianity Etc › Re: Marry A Second Wife If Your Wife Continue To Deny You Sex Pastor Told Members by Lovit(m): 5:40pm On Aug 31
Guestmale:
Solomon and David were not christians. No room for a Christian to be polygamous. Any pastor telling his member to marry more than one wife doesn't receive that from Christ.
And yet you sing... Jesus son of David

So David na Muslim?

Abeg! Abeg!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Marry A Second Wife If Your Wife Continue To Deny You Sex Pastor Told Members by Lovit(m): 5:35pm On Aug 31
I support the Pastor

There is nowhere in the Bible that God said every man must marry one wife, the Europeans passed this doctrine to us

Even in the bible, Paul gave as a requirement for a man to be a Bishop that he must be a man with only one wife, that means those who were not Bishops then were allowed to marry many wives

The Patriarchs of the Christian faith were all polygamous, Abraham, David, Solomon, Isaac, Jacob etc
Politics › Re: Yoruba And Hausa Clash In Ikola, Lagos by Lovit(m): 1:51pm On Aug 29
Na family fight

The two tribes that mismanaged Nigeria are now fighting, I trust Tinubu to defend the North against his own people
Romance › Re: I Don't Like Being Hugged by Lovit(m): 8:34am On Aug 29
OP is probably avoiding been embarrassed by his di^k

some males are triggered by mere handshake from females, talk more of full hugs

@OP, get the hugs, with time your di^k will get use to it and behave
Family › Re: From First Wife To Sixth: Co-wives Unite For The Trending Challenge by Lovit(m): 8:29am On Aug 29
This may be content

They are all almost of same age, did the man marry all of them within a year period?

Well if true, I wish them well
Crime › Re: Masquerades Arrested And Detained In Nsukka, Enugu (video) by Lovit(m): 5:43pm On Aug 28
If only Sanwo-Olu has balls, this should be replicated in Lagos state

In suburbs of Lagos like Mushin, Isolo, Ikorodu and other local areas, you will always find masquerades flogging people unprovoked
Politics › Re: I Have Evidence That Tinubu Is 90 Years Old And Sick- Atiku by Lovit(m): 4:02pm On Aug 28
Tinubu wey don reach 94 years old?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda's Tooro King Oyo Dies At Age 34 by Lovit(m): 3:49pm On Aug 28
So at 34 he wasn't married? what was he waiting for?

A king with all the kingdom's wealth for that matter
Politics › Re: Since Tinubu Became President, I Kill Chicken Every Week - Market Woman by Lovit(m): 9:34am On Aug 26
expect more propaganda from the Islamist party loyalists as the election campaign season kicks off

I trust Nigerians to investigate that woman and expose her for what she is
Crime › Re: Swimming Coach Molested My 10-Year-Old Sister At Amazing Grace Park Ipaja - Lady by Lovit(m): 11:36am On Aug 25
Sicklebear28:
No. It doesn't work that way. He needs to be dealt with
will you say this if it was a woman caught molesting a young boy?

They should caution him and leave him. he is already on the sex offenders list
Politics › Re: Sheik Jingir: I Don’t Hate Christians by Lovit(m): 11:12am On Aug 25
Blame APC, the Islamic party for this nonsense!

In a sane clime, this man should be cooling off in jail by now

we don't really care, the battle line has been drawn, 2027 is going to be a showdown

All Christians should avoid voting the Tinubu/Shettima ticket!!!!
Health › Re: Enugu Health Commissioner Clarifies Perceived Rise In Kidney Diseases by Lovit(m): 10:39am On Aug 25
Eat more cooked foods; that helps

I don't snack anyhow and when I eat out, it must be Nigerian cooked food

In an attempt to show that we have arrived, we sometimes eat many junk foods and consume a lot of alcohol

The reason our forefathers lived longer was because they eat organic foods and they don't sit in one place all day; they sweat daily!
Crime › Re: Swimming Coach Molested My 10-Year-Old Sister At Amazing Grace Park Ipaja - Lady by Lovit(m): 10:25am On Aug 25
when girls full everywhere?

well they should caution him and leave him alone
Phones › Re: Why Do Some People Turn Off Their "Read Receipt" On WhatsApp? by Lovit(m): 3:23pm On Aug 24
drlaykay:
Don't always see things from your angle alone. There's a reason it was installed by the designers of the app. It's called privacy.

We communicate through text messages and emails without necessarily getting the validation that the message has been read. So why WhatsApp?

Some people monitor your online presence and use it against it. "You came online at 2pm and refused to read my message". I was simply not ready to reply or I was doing something else on WhatsApp or I mistakenly got on the app without knowing or I was in a meeting and couldn't reply but could only read. Sometimes I just want to be online without anyone knowing I am online. Is that too much to want for myself? You sometimes go to places you don't want people to know you went to. Should you be crucified for that?

There are lots of unnecessary commotion as a result. Every since I activated mine, I have lived a peaceful life. Respect people's privacy. If they care to reply, they will do at their convenient time. If you can't wait, don't send them messages next time.
Yeah, it is fine but don't use that line as a business line

Your customers won't take you serious
Politics › Re: Laundry, TV And Traffic: The Bridge Home That Has Everyone Talking by Lovit(m): 2:33pm On Aug 24
AI will cause international war one day
Crime › Re: Omaha Man Who Used ChatGPT To Plan Bank Robbery Gets 10 Years In Prison by Lovit(m): 1:13pm On Aug 24
charge open AI as an accomplice
Crime › Re: Onne Youths Force Alleged Thieves To Dance And Kiss In Public Humiliation by Lovit(m): 11:05am On Aug 24
its like this method of shaming thieves is working o! grin grin grin

Stealing and arm robbery will drop drastically soon
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are These People Real? What Do You Know About Them ? by Lovit(m): 10:45am On Aug 24
Run O!

No be only Avalon Outsourcing, Na Corolla Recruitment services grin
Politics › Re: We Can’t Keep Counting Bodies – Obi Tackles FG Over Benue, Plateau by Lovit(m): 9:07am On Aug 24
yarimo:
Hypocrite but you like to be counting bodies IPOB and ESN killed in your state abi ? Obi you are the biggest hypocrite Nigeria
The Fulas are at your backyard and may soon kpai one of your own

This 30k wey Tinubu dey give you no go reach you buy casket
Romance › Re: If You Are Not Earning Well, Stay Away From Women - Lady Advises Men (Video) by Lovit(m): 8:50am On Aug 22
In the real sense, relationship wasn't meant to be about how much a man earns, in sane climes; people find love naturally

Two adults can be friends without money pressure but in Nigeria and Africa, the case is different

Poverty has made many women think love equals money, so in this context she may be right

hardly these days will you find a lady that will love you without the money question coming into play

so guys, don't get furious with her takes, it seems the truth for those in Nigeria even when it shouldn't be

But guys, whenever you make it, knack as much women as you can, DON'T LET THEM TRICK YOU O!

The women that told a broke man not to find love should not tell a made man how to find love too

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