₦airaland Forum

elipheleh:
If you jump on me without taking my permission, I will sue you for rape and you'll go to jail. So you think this law permits a woman to touch the man anytime she wants?
If you even rest on my shoulder without permission, I will sue you

That's the point, make everyone just mad together

Women think men can't live without them, that's why they push SIMPs in govt to enact stupid laws. check everywhere in Nigeria, there are women who want to marry and are of age, but no one is asking them out. many men these days are not even inclined to marry again.

If you touch my pr*ck without my consent, I will call the police for you

Make all us craze dey go!

Feminists and SIMPs will destroy the marriage institution soonest and the women folk will pay direly for it

If you won't allow your husband to have sex with you at will then do not marry, it is that simple

Well, that won't happen in Africa because our women prefer the man takes care of them than contributing equally in a marriage

In the long run, this will boost the Olosho business, because even the women do have urges to have sex, it is not only a man thing

so in the future everyone pays to have sex and to have children.

I pay you to have sex, I pay you to have children for me and you walk away

Las las, everyone go hear am including the demonic feminists and misandrists

EmpressTitan:
What women tolerate and forgive men for, you men can't take a quarter of it. When women churn out your nonsense to y'all, then women are bitter souls? Look in the mirror, thou art the man! Husbandman what are you sowing ready to reap the harvest? If you sow joy, you'd reap joy. If you sow tears, what do you expect to reap? Men, y'all need to be intentional about your wives, marriages and family.

Women don't forgive

the ones that claim to forgive a cheating man did so because they can't survive alone if they walk away

A man will let most things and infractions pass, but a woman won't
A man will forget the wrong you did to him but a woman will remember every detail of it in the next 30 years at any little quarrel

FEAR WOMEN!

97% of women are bitter souls and rarely forgives

Its only someone who is not married that will doubt this man, although I think the man should have made more efforts by using the courts

Fear women!

Don't believe X's stories, this never happened

Its all for clout

Let's even agree that this happened, one year into a relationship is enough for a woman to ask his man where the relationship is going

If he is not sure after one year the kind of woman you are, he should let you find your level

The post is pure sensationalism to bash men once again

Remove Lagos from that list

TheBizGenius:
Why do I suspect that this was scripted to give this politician the public sympathy she needs for her next level?

#just wondering#

I think you are right, it may be scripted

If them wan off am, no be piss them go spray her

This one is not ready

let him continue making his money in Ignorance

btw, the society only rewards cash not certificates!

This one is already fanning embers of religious war even when he has not been selected to contest

I pity him.

Many Christians and moderate Muslims won't vote for him.

Sane Nigerians fears this one below:

ISLAMOPHOBIA

No be lie, my January net salary increased too

This never happened, the poster is just chasing clout

Firstly, why board a bus that obviously has no available seat as a pregnant woman in the first place?

Secondly, why demand a seat from someone else, she could have make an appeal not demand it.

You are poor and still doing drugs

Isn't that double jeopardy?

The terrorist party denying their chief bandit

The fact that guy has not been taken out all these years already shows he works for APC

This is Nigeria, you can get a job just by reading any course. Opportunity abounds!

The truth is, US sharing intel with Nigerian authorities is same thing as sharing intel with the Islamic terrorists

Nigerian Govt works for the Islamic terrorists, in fact we are ruled by terrorists

every Nigerian knows this

anything just to trend

was this really necessary?

well, RIP to the young lass

So are you both now HIV patients?

You tried all you can to avoid the trust issue in this story, if you are an HIV patient why hide it from your husband?

That's enough to break the relationship and marriage

Well, I wish you well!

Honestly, there is no difference btw Olosho and a GF in Nigeria today

1. You will spend on both, in fact you may spend more on a GF
2. Both can still give you STDs
3. Both can make you not have savings if you are not careful

In Nigeria, relationship is transactional, just choose the one that works for you at any point in time

btw, Olosho won't stress you, just be moderate, a bad GF can drain you financially and yet give you attitude or even pregnancy issues

Abstinence still remains the best option!

Mr Steve needs help and rescue

Congratulations to 2 minutes Men, we won las las

That's to tell you, 'never believe a woman's story until you from the other side'

Penis captivus is a real medical phenomenon, though it is extremely rare. It occurs during sexual intercourse when the muscles of the vaginal wall contract so forcefully that they trap the penis, making it difficult or impossible to withdraw.
Key Facts
Cause: It is primarily attributed to intense, involuntary contractions of the pelvic floor muscles (the levator ani). It is often associated with vaginismus, a condition where vaginal muscles squeeze persistently during penetration.
Rarity: There is very little modern clinical evidence because it happens so infrequently. Most accounts come from older medical literature or isolated hospital reports.
Myths: In some cultures, it is mistakenly believed to be a "mystical punishment" for infidelity (such as the "magun" belief in Nigeria).
What to Do If It Happens
Medical experts recommend the following steps to resolve the situation:
Stay Calm: Panic causes further muscle tension, which worsens the "clamping" effect.
Relax: Wait for the muscles to relax on their own; most cases resolve in a few seconds or minutes as excitement levels drop.
Medical Assistance: If the couple remains stuck, medical professionals may administer muscle relaxants to either partner to ease the contractions.

Ibehchizzy:
Since October?
She’s most likely dead
Looks like a hookup meet and greet

I think so too

most of these girls do hookup on the low in disguise

If you are meeting someone for the first time on a date, insist you meet at an open place like a Mr Biggs and the likes

with the way things are now, never date any guy you can't verify what they do for a living

The problem of most ladies is that they are moved by flashy things and money

secondly as a lady, try meeting guys through your male friends, that way they can give you all the info you need to consider before dating

Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo needs to be seeing a Psychologist and a Mental Health Specialist at least every week

He has gone through and seen a lot in his lifetime, may God strengthen him

Unfortunately, his counterparts in the SW like Adeboye, Oyedepo and Kumuyi has kept mute in the face of consistent slaughter of Christians

They would rather defend tithing than defend fellow Christians and the faith

If they can't speak out in the open to defend the faith and our people, don't tell me they have a way of reaching Tinubu

Even if they do, has Tinubu done anything right to protect the citizens? Why have Adeboye not called Tinubu out?

Our God is not a respecter of persons, the first shall be the last!

AsomughaChuks02:
Great President. How a foreign President cares more about the lives and well-being of Nigerians much more than the Nigerian President is still a mystery.

My brother, even me I am surprised

Trump cares more about Nigerian lives than the pooing and drug sniffing BAT

A Maduro treatment would have been fine, but the VP is even a terrorist

He better run

nothing wey him go explain wey go make them leave am

nairalanda1:
I know you won't be happy to hear this, but the reason why nigeria cannot divide peacefully is because of the nature of our economy, which is basically sharing the money at abuja.

If all the states were producing industrial goods and services, and had good transport links and were not relying on oil money, maybe I can hope for peaceful division. But that is the problem. All states rely on oil money, and division is going to trigger fight for oil money.

Plus all the advocates for division comes from the oppositon. Once upon a time tinubu when he was in oppositon was saying that Nigeria unity is problematic, now check out what he is saying.

And many of them biafra advocates, once it is election thime, they forget about biafra...and start chanting Nigeria.

It's all about sharing money, which is why any division will end in tears. See Sudan and South Sudan. Even me thought the division was for the best. Instead both of them are in crisis, North sudan essentially is a fight for resources between the army and RSF and also between Arabs and Dafuri, and South sudan is a big fight for oil control between one big tribe and another big tribe.

LIke I said, you can say I am talking garbige...but the problem with division is simple. Not one of the parts of nigeria can stand on their own without oil. Until they can do that, forget about it.

You have a point but at this point almost everyone want it divided since the North and the FG are hell bent on killing everyone else for their religious aspirations

If the FG had remained neutral and worked for the unity of Nigeria, maybe we could consider your point

If there is division or a religious war today, the Northern Muslims caused it and I can tell you for free, they will suffer most when Nigeria divides

Nigeria is a secular country and not a religious one