₦airaland Forum

Paraman:
Obidients will be sad with this news... They wish Nigeria is occupying the first position

We pray we don't get there

but with the way Mr Balablu is going, we may take the first spot before 2025

God forbid BAT thing

Dogo Gide and Bello Turji are roaming freely in the North, collecting taxes from farmers yet the military won't arrest them

If it is IPOB, they roll out all Nigerian Arsenals to fight freedom fighters

Prayer kee una dere!

In one part of Nigeria, even after 5 years they can't remake their childhood photos because bandits or boko haram would have killed one or two of them already.

They are an endangered specie yet they rather kill anyone who insults Mohammed rather than fight bandits themselves

So after voting in an ancestor and a disaster, you have resorted to eating left overs from an Indian man's garbage

May Tinubu not win elections in 2027

TheChameleon:


Guide to doing Adam & Eve Kerewa with a Yamlegga.

Step 1 : My name is AdeOlu, I'm Yoruba.... she's already wet and dripping.

Step 2 : I will take you to Lagos... she's already in her birthday suit, preparing to rape you

Note: I don't want grown men crying over my mentions

And yet your rich yoruba demons are running after Ibo ladies to marry them. Your yoruba ladies are left for your likes, agberoos and mechanics to manage

Same yam legger snatched your Davido from Sophia. Is God not wonderful

We need his brain, we don't need his speech and debate capabilities, so said one party in Nigeria

It is now clear why Tinubu ran away from debates during the last elections, the incoherence and Bala blu bulaba gagaraga just was too much

Biden should rest, he's gone past his prime!

If you have lived in Lagos for up to a year, please go and be checking your BP daily

You may be hypertensive without knowing it.

ManirBK:
Bandits to protect farmers and the Villagers are celebrating

Are you not surprised?

The Military has always feign incapacity to arrest bandits while they always charge at IPOB.

This sound more like a cat protecting rats, it won't last for long

MT:
The worst of Biden is better than the best of Trump.

Yes, Biden rambled and sounded incoherent at some points but trump was a pathological liar. He was fact checked and found wanton 26 times by New York Times.

It’s up to the democrats now - either to stick with Biden or convince him to step down. Either way, the objective must not allowing that “evil” call Trump to be back in the Oval Office.

The highlight for me was Biden calling Trump an “alley cat” and a “convicted felon”.

That must have hurt terribly bad.

Hope you are not part of the rainbow movement? They are always critical of Trump.

tutudesz:
Rape accusations of a 13 years old. sentiment aside, he should face the music if guilty

This your comment coming from a man is even more disheartening. Hope you are not making this comment just because you hate Ibos?

this can happen to any man, a lot of men have been accused wrongly with rape just to punish them for what they know not about

If they have evidences, they should charge him to court let the Judge decide the case

Men are endangered species!

GABRIEL6036:
My advice for you is to take a two days off and knack her punna for the two days but don't drink enhancement drinks cos it will worsen your situation, watch how she will treat you with ultimate respect and call you all kinds of Kings name 😁😀😀. Thank me later ✌

Two days to knack woman for this Tinubu economy? what is he trying to prove that he hasn't got time to do for 3 years?

Two days without hustling for this Tinubulation is equal to poverty o

Send her to her father's house for a two-month re-training

after that she can return if she is remorseful

if she didn't agree to this, send her packing straight!

ElevationD:
I bet that she was not only supplying weapons, she was also supplying sex.

They give arms and pleasure to the same set of people, who in turn visit their villages with complete destruction. They then call on government to rescue them from bandits, part of who they are!

What a life.

Government must pass laws against these acts and people.

Again, I wonder how it is so difficult to wipe off these evil people, who prowl around villages.

Rather than spend money purchasing SUVs and building properties in billions for individuals, why not use the funds to provide modern war equipments. Our soldiers are humiliated on the battle field by these non state actors, as they are not properly armed. With such equipment, our military can have real time information and better success with destroying terrorists and bandits nationwide.

Bro the bolded wouldn't happen, you know why?

Those who controls the army and police in Nigeria, including their Sultan and Emirs are behind Herdsmen atrocities and bandits kidnapping nationwide

90% of Muslims up north including that MURIC professor supports boko haram and bandits, yet they are the biggest casualties

Illiteracy plus Islam is an exploding bomb, even the enlightened extremists among them are a timebomb

Break this country!

Blame Tinubu and Buhari for increase in kidnapping nationwide

The Fulanis made the crime more spread and popular recently, instead of the FG to arrest and prosecute them, they as usual looked away as with all crimes that involves Fulanis. even the army was providing cover and logistics for the Fulani kidnappers in our bushes

Today it is a free for all crime!

The federal government of Nigeria is aiding and abetting crime in this country, soon even the army personnel will be abducted!

Fight crime without ethnic and tribal biases

Yoruba demons keeps marrying Ibo beauties while their online e-rats and BATerias keeps hating anything Ibo

Offline is a different world entirely where reality happens, the poor and broke youths are usually used and dumped by APC politicians

Don't make your helpers your enemies just becuase of a Politician from your tribe that care less about your existence!

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE... as if majority of married men's joystick is not working.

what some of you yeye women dont understand is that, just because your husband's anaconda doesnt rise up FOR YOU, doesnt mean its broken... it just means that the way "you" look cant get this anaconda to rise any longer... or better yet, that anaconda don rise for some young cutie so tey, it has no more energy to rise for your baby hippo self.

LADIES... after childbirth, pls do work on yourselves and try your hardest to get back to your initial shape (by going to the gym, diet and trying to look as sexy as before), because NOBODY DESIRES TO MOUNT A FUGLY BABY WHALE

PS dont shoot the messenger!

Oga, just talk say your own generator no dey gree start. Man wey em joystick dey work, will rise all things being equal if woman near am, weda ugly or not.

You people should stop dating ladies with bi-polar disorder abi weting dem dey call am?

anyway na abroad people

Happy Slaves will now call him IPOB

Slave wey dem dey pay N70,000 to defend a fraud and a terrorist combo

yoruboid:
Is anyone holding you? Go and protest now

But the day you touch any property that is not yours anywhere in the SW or SS, that’s the day you will regret being born

A slave don drop quote

which property? the one you or your family owns?

By the time you start buying a paint of Beans for N35,000, nobody go tell you make you enter street

You think it won't get to that?

Sometimes you need to keep your haters within reach so they can help critique your hustle and make you better

What they said is not the problem, but how you reacted is actually the problem!

When she clocks 40 years old and still single, she will re-write that shit and delete the last paragraph

Noted, Agbani Darego wasn't the most beautiful girl in Nigeria when she won

To qualify, you must apply and also get brain.

Dem dey ask them questions and they also make presentations. It is not all about physical comeliness

It is about beauty and brain.

Can Dangote just produce for us, let the FG take back their 4,000MW

Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria!

There are thousands of Ibos that speaks yoruba fluently, so this shouldn't be news.

If a druggie can become President why not a Yahoo boy

Don't be surprised, one day a Yahoo boy may become President in this country

Once you have money in this country, even EFCC will provide bodyguards for you as a yahoo boy

Hope you have built or building your house?

Hope you are saving and investing too?

Even if you give a high maintenance woman N2m a month, she will still complain.

A day will come when you can no more afford to give her this much and she will despise you.

Provide a good life for your family if you can but don't be under pressure to do so.

Don't be a SIMP, if you are not happy with something, discuss it and set things right. If she wan vex make she vex!

Coming from a Dunce that has spent over N50B renovating residences that are already in good shape even when the citizens are suffering

Enough of this nonsense Mr Tinubu

Hope that's not Jaundice?

e be like sickness to me

I be RCCG member sef, but I will collect the N10m

why will I need his prayer when N10m dey ground? God sef dey answer my prayer too!

PressMyButton:
Lol, just because you invited him to your wedding and he came. What else he is doing?, i don't think Obi has a job that keeps him busy, he has all the time in the world junketing from one corner to another. Dear Ope, you smacks of low self esteem, do you know that without being invited, Obi wakes up, put on his clothes and takes the next bus to the north. If he could willingly turn himself into a second class citizen to northerners, bowing down in mosques, donating cows and boreholes. Ope, Peter Obi should be at your wedding washing plates to prove that southerners equally deserves the servitude he gives to the northerners.

Why you dey allow this gesture from PO pain you like this?

Hate kills!

You wey dey busy 24/7 since January what have you achieved?