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Besides, being given a choice between having Rayray in SA and having Giovanni, i would pick Ray anyday!! I mean Ray and Diego would make a class act Instead of the dull Amodu (Do we even have a coach ).

This WC should be fun, Drogs can do his Gorrilla dying routine Messi can begin to practice his diving skills (he could call C Ronaldo so they can begin ballet classes together) Kaka can begin to print his; "JESUS NA WETIN!? COME BACK ALREADY!" T-Shirts. The Dutch can start growing their allowed stash of weed (To ease up on their routine in house fights).

The Italians should practice "Titty pinching" techniques (Which was used to great effect against Zizou), so they can get someone else to head butt one of their players. The South Africans can start preparing to go out in the 1st round, having played well but getting beat each game (Same as the Algerians )

USA can invite Obama to come watch their game, but i am sorry; NO WE CAN'T!! Spain can start arranging for makeup for Torres, so that Rival goalkeepers can be like; Ohhh! Whose the pretty boi (as David Villa scores into an unguarded net)

Boy , this WC should be much fun!1 Pity Naija will ruin it for me with their presence YAKS IS FAT! FAT AS A COW!! FAT!! FAT AS A COW!!

GOONER 89

Coming from someone who had the "Winker" in his team, also Volleyball specialist Paul Scholes and Superman Wayne Shrek!! We take that as a compliment Besides what are you on about We didn't see anything Or my fellow Gooners, una see anything

Besides isn't Th meant to be playing for Barca, maybe na Pep wey dey teach him boys BBall

GOONER 89

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2009/nov/19/thierry-henry-ireland-barry-glendenning

I Love RayRay!!

Still didn't see it though

GOONER 89

TH Handball I didn't see it also Was it after the game I saw Gallas score, my TV went blank just before that And can't find any replays

OFFICIAL GUNNER LINE: WE DIDN'T SEE IT!! The same way no one sees Boringkanu Who feels Arshavin is the only player in the Russian team, no be one of your dream coaches dey train them!! Or Guus no go take blame, na only Arshavin!?

GOONER 89

Arrrrgghhh!!

Lets see by may who is more rated, besides if JE is as good as you all claim, Fergie will not bench him!! (That's the same kind of noise you all made about Nani being this and that I don't see Nani anywhere now )

GOONER 89

Number of titles my a## Did Flec win those titles for United on his own He was part of a team effort. Cesc is playing his role for Arsenal, so if Arsenal don't win a title then Cesc is to blame Stop talking rubbish before you get confused for that Nazi clown!!

We shall see at the end of the season if TV is not rated by his football peers in the Prem!! But knowing you, the story change to; "JE didn't play this and that amount of game!!", "Fergie was saving him for Christmas!!", "Rooney raped his (JE's) mother and he was grieving!!" Or some other "cods waddle"

GOONER 89

Sometimes stupidity rains random on this thread

How can someone in their right minds compare Darren Flec (or even Carrick) to Cesc Fabregas Flec and T Pain did this and that What utter bollocks

Fergie would give anything to have Cesc in his team (and Cesc would start every game for United if he were there)

Then another is the J Evans vs TV Have Coca Cola started selling "Retard Juice" in cans Even Boringkanu put his 2 cents in with the most embarrassing theory even postulated by any creature on this mother earth

GOONER 89

You guys are harsh oh

Hmmm!! DK you want to resurrect your nemesis from his slumber Kit will have you for breakfast But seriously Dayo, between you and i Bundesliga is Shyte (and you know it )

@ Debo

Good to be back bro, you guys have been holding the forth against these "Vermin s" quite masterfully

@ Muks

I no go save you from ur hussy oh!!

GOONER 89

Arsenal doing well Are we

@ HNIC

Sharon i understand, he is an "Undercover" Gunner, its Dayo i don't get One would think that supporting a joke of a club like Bayern is bad habit enough, but taking your frustrations out on other teams is downright

@ Sharon

Here is my prediction for this season; "UNITED HAVE AS MUCH CHANCE OF WINNING THE PREM THIS SEASON, AS DROGBA HAS OF REPEATING HIS SPAZ ANTICS LAST WEEKEND" His leg twitching was classic TV

@ Muks

You don find them!!

GOONER 89

Muks

Arsdeblogger only has that one , i have been looking for the rest myself.

HNIC

Good to be back bro What did i miss.

GOONER 89

They even say its a signed shirt How can he sign a signature when he doesn't even know how to pass a ball properly from A - B

NA WA FOR ARSENAL OH!!

Soon they will be giving you free Silvestre shirts (saying that he has rarely worn them this season, so they are as good as new )

Or win a free "Vito M" shirt that he wore on the day we played the Hammers (Where he actually saved a shot by pushing it to Carlton Cole" saying; "Here, abeg score this goal!!"



GOONER 89

@ Muks I blame you

WE ARE BACK!!!

Wait

Who is this person taking over from me in writing "Epistles!!"

These children will never have regards for their elders

"Gooner" notin do you my brother

@ Boringkanu

If you ever choose to support Arsenal 90% of Gooners will leave and become Spurs supporters . Before you infect us with you "Bundesliga" mediocrity Bayern Muns*&t supporter!!

We would rather have "Sharon" accepting his dual sexuality than you saying nice things about the "Arses!!"

@ Muks

They didn't see Cesc's shirt or that of Song, its Diaby Maybe his shirt is not moving in the Arsenal store and they want to free up space Quote me they will soon start giving it free on match days (as a complimentary gift with your match day programme) 

GOONER 89

Ruudie

"Get thee to a Monastery!!" But seriously guys the PMT is too much to bare Hope the lads are up for this one!! And does anyone have any idea what Manu Almunia actually did to Arsene

GOONER 89

Ruudie where is your love child "Ali (are u) der? Is he still playing in England?

Ochu

If you are a "Gunner" as you claim, then you must be the funniest one out there

Not to down anything you have said (As you are very much entitled to your opinions), but i would say that; "If you love Ade so much, you might as well jump ship to Citeh with him!!"

Kolo T was playing for Citeh, and he got a good reception by the travelling Gooner Army!! Bobby Pires got the LOUDEST OVATION EVER!! For an ex Arsenal player till date, when Villareal came to the Emirates for the second leg of the CL. Hasn't Kanu ever scored against Arsenal for different clubs HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM BEHAVE LIKE A GOAT

Shrek was sanctioned (Verbally) for his "Hand to Ear" celebration against Everton, so why should Ade be cut some slack? Even the flipping Manchester Police were not pleased. DO YOU KNOW THE TROUBLE THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE STEWARDS DIDN"T CONTROL THINGS!?

Ade was unprofessional, even if it was a human instinctive reaction!! If Madrid plays against Scum United, do you think Divino will dare try that shyte at OT Even Fergie will spit on him

Whatever Ade gets from this, he deserves.

GOONER 89

Yes Sharon!

Whatever you say!!

After 5 games, Citeh and Tottenham will lead the charge to Prem Glory!!

Anyways, there is no point having an arguement with you over this. The team didn't perform today and thats it!! No stories!!

GOONER 89

Disgraced by whom United CHAC STOP SUCKING COCK!! Even in your "Deluded Scummy World" talk with a little objectivity Citeh can lay claims to that, not your "Shrek Diving Team" United did Bleep all to Arsenal

Chac!!

Shut it!

The only team that is reliable now is Chelsea!! Even you Mancs can't be said to be in good shape (Beating The Spineless Spuds doesn't count for much!!)

You as anyone will know its early days. Citeh like Everton and Villa before them will learn that 5 games does not mean you will end up in the Top 4

GOONER 89

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/van-persie-reaction-to-adebayor-incident

Guess we won't hear the last of this. Ade sure went over board in trying to prove a point and eventually ended up in isolating his team mates (Kit you can't defend his "Bush Man behaviour oh!! Even if i feel RVP is just having Sour Grapes!!)

I see a fiesty return leg at the Emirates THERE WILL BE BLOOD THAT DAY!!

Apart from that, Gasme was "Shyte!!" or should i rephrase that; WE PLAYED SHYTE!!

Thk God we have a game in hand to at least make up some ground. Hope we win that though.

GOONER 89

Oh!! I forgot!! Bleep THE SPUDS!! Must they always bend over against the Scummies Every flipping time

What is your point Chac

So Mike Dean bleeped up to let AA23 score a brilliant goal Ok then why didn't he decline Ron a pen, as he could have scored a brilliant goal as well!!

Dean is a self-servicer!! Pure and simple!!

GOONER 89

Like i said, cause its a Manc you'll will never fess up!! Its all gravy though!! Lets see when the decision goes against ya'll how everyone will react!!

Nice game though!! Especially the end bit!! I see enuff YouTube vids over the next week on Arsene's sending off!!

GOONER 89

Chac!!

You're only having this arguement because it was a Manc involved Anyways, its all water under the bridge, score still says 2-1 to united.

But its sickening when folks defend Rooney and divers like Stevie G, but castigate foreign players for Diving

Did the same shrek not dive over Sol Campbell to get you your pen in the battle of the Buffet PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

A dive is a dive, whether it be Eboue or Divino!!

GOONER 89

Like this poster said;

"Maybe I am wrong, but I saw Rooney started his butterfly diving well before Almunia demonstrated (once again!) his lack of intelligence"

SUMMED UP THE INCIDENT TO ME!!

This had me laughung though!!

The late kick off was deeply unfair to Arsenal's young team who would normally be having their baths at that time.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/aug/29/manchester-united-beat-arsenal

GOONER 89

Sharon you self-servicer

Guess you decided to not see the rest of the article

Take away the three points, however, and how happy should Manchester United fans be? Their team were outpassed and outplayed. Yes, Manchester United are traditionally slow starters. Yes, the season is still young, but it's already obvious that the problems Manchester United had in midfield in the Champions' League final last season weren't all down to Barcelona's brilliance. Can Ryan Giggs still cut it? Can Nani rise to the challenge? Has Antonio Valencia ever had it?

It all boils down to this: in an early season game between title rivals is it just the three points that matter or does the quality of performance offer a more reliable guide to where these teams will finish?

Unleash the hounds.


And Criz!! Get it right!! Rooney dived, just that he was professional enough to lead Almunia down the path of stupidity, BUT IT WAS A DIVE!! The ball was going nowhere, and Rooney was already going to ground!! So if Manu didn't touch him, and Rooney fell, should Dean have booked him

Was it a pen? Yes cause Almunia evetually made contact, but that still doesn't remove the fact that Shrek easily went to ground!! That was a dive, not as classic as Dudu's belly flop, but a dive no doubt!!

GOONER 89

and where were you when you were losing to Burnley

Arsenal's first loss and everyone has mouth The only fans that have the right to talk right now are the Chavs and YIDS

GOONER 89

And i say he did, can't remeber what game it was now! United equalised in the dying seconds of the game and Fergie turned and gave the finger TWICE!! Like in; Up Yours!! He was accused of doing it to the opposition fans, but most said he was just doing it out of releasing Tension and stress from the Game!!

I will look for the Youtube Vid and paste the link up here!! The FA almost called him up to answer for the gesture, but guessed it wasn't necessary, as it wasn't brought up by anyone

GOONER 89

Sharon you want to deny that Fergie gave the finger to some fans

GOONER 89

SHARON

Shut it!! twas it not the same Fergie that gave the finger to some fans (Was it against The Hammers or Fulham ) When United Equalised Fergie would have slapped Mike "I LOVE UNITED" Dean if he was Arsene. Dean was just lucky it was Harry redknapp or Joe Kinnear he was standing infront off He would have surely been Headbutted!! Even Brian Clougie would have kicked lumps out of Wacko Dean

The guy is and will always be a big tyme WANKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

What does Eboue keep thanking God for The ability to DIVE I never knew this was part f the gifts of the Holy Ghost

Can  we get rid of Diaby now? Boy is skillful don't get me wrong, but he is too lazy and error prone!!

When will Clicy ever learn how to cross a flipping ball

WHY IS ARSENE KEEPING JACK WILSHIRE ON THE BENCH

Is Denilson such a weakling, the fake brazilian kept getting muscled off the ball!!

Sharon, do you feel that Ando's time is up at OT Not many players get into it with Old Prune Face andf live to tell the tail I feel he is just counting down till the end of the season to ship him off to Madrid!!

Oh well, another (Bad) day in the office Int Break coming up next (If i see Cesc or Rozzi play for their individual countries, i will be damned pissed with Le Poof sorry i meant Le Prof

THANK YOU MIKE "self-servicer DEAN!! THANK YOU Despicable Diaby!! Nice one Shrek See you are taking over from where Divino left off!! Too bad Manuel is such a diffy that he feel for it

I Hope we take it out on Citeh!!

GOONER 89

Scumtwats should exchange Mickey "Mouse" Owen for Defoe

I am sure if Fergie asks nicely Arry Kidnap will do an exchange (Or he could beg Mark Hughes to loan him Tevez for the season

GOONER 89

1 SIMPLE QUESTION!! Why did the Ref give 4 minutes as ET

This Prem League is begining to worry me with its obvious bias

Another day!! Another dollar!!

Still early days, but it sure feels good!!

At least we will hear word for some days at least!!

GOONER 89

Sharon

Whats that line from Gladiator again "Is that not why you're here!!"

Let the games begin But really, Liverpool vs the White Scum is the game of the weekend though!!

GOONER 89

Nice one Muks

Whats up with the "Nazikanu fascination" with Debo and HNIC (No Homo!!)

Seems we are being seen as underdogs guys!! Loving it!!

COME ON YOU GOOOOOOONERS!!

Let the war begin!! Victory will be ours (Starting at Everton)

GOONER 89 (When last )

P.s. DK just tell Debo you love him and want to be his "Sex Slave" and be done with it and stop boring us all with you "double meaning" pictures and innuendos

Debo

No mind me jo!! Work just dey turn me insane, can't even do nothing else!! But hopefully i will be with you guys far more frequently on the forum soon enough!!

I see Sharon is his usually feminine self, Always moaning like a

Kit

Abeg tell Ade to hurry up and go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!! Holla me later hombre

GOONER 89

Tsk!! Tsk!! Tsk!!

All these transfer stuff is as interesting as the "Kokolet Masion" silliness on cable

I don't know why Gooners always bother themselves on this and that!! Wenger will always be Wenger, so just pray Pre Season rolls by quickly, so we can get to the serious stuff with the squad we have at hand!!

Melo or Jelo!! Doesn't make 1 damn difference to what we need, and that is "A FIGHTING SPIRIT"!!

GOONER 89