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BREAKING NEWS!!

Sky Sports News can confirm that a purchase has been carried out by the Arsenal FC, Arsene has finally dipped his hands into his pocket to purchase a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries and a diet coke from Mikky Dees in Croydon. The exact amount of the purchase cannot be verified at this time but it is said to be in the region of (Pounds) 1.99 (Which is quite a bargain).

This purchase is quite significant as Arsene looks to push for a trophy for the club since  Yonks. This purchase is to address the dietary issues of the squad in a bid to firm up the players, to reduce the mysterious injuries taking place in the club. The club can confirm the unveiling of the Burger Wrapper by Mr Wenger will take place at 15.00 G.M.T.

Some players and observers have been reacting to this good bit of business by Le Prof;

SAF - 1.99 U're having a wee laugh aren't ya!! bleep me! I could have gotten it for 40 pence and still have some left over for Rio's stash of Herbs.
Benitez - You see what i am on about, for us to afford that kind of purchase we would have to sell El Nino and Gerrard. Anyways; WE NEVER WALK ALONE!! (Thank God for Whimpy)
Walrus - Arsene can buy whomever he chooses, as long as its not Gum and a Blue tooth Head Piece, its fine by me.
Alan Hanson (and practically the whole BBC Prats) - Burger you say; well then, if that is the case we still pip Chelsea to win the title (Why is that BBC) Cause they eat Steak.
Arshavin - I Hope it comes with Vodka.
Cesc - Hello, is that Barcelona FC, err you know what i said about waiting till the summer to join you, scratch that - COME GET ME!!
The Lip - I think i am a "Special One" (err Jose we are talking about Arsenal) So what, I still think i am a special one!!

MacDonald have not put anything on their website yet confirming this deal, but its hoped that it will be confirmed soonest.

GOONER 89

What a bleeping travesty!! WHY!

Who is scared of the snow? The African players have gone, the Mediterranean players are injured Arshalolololo and Dudu are use to worst conditions in Russia and Croatia So why postpone the game

They should have given all the players woolly clothing's

THERE GOES MY ONLY SOLACE THIS EVENING!! Boring CNN (and the potential Missus) i guess its just you and i tonight I HATE ENGLAND AND THEIR RUBBISH WEATHER!!

GOONER 89

Also watch the Lungberg against Chelsea, just look at the guy behind the goal as the goal goes in The way he ran, where exactly was he running too

And the commentator for Bergy against Bayern Lever sounded as if he was having an heavenly feeling

Memory Lane



GOONER 89

Darren Bent Why don't we just buy Berba instead if we wanted to be the laughing stock of the Prem

But funny enough i would rather we buy local than go foreign, we could raid Pompey and buy their entire 1st team (Plus Avram Grant as coach) or we could just piss off Harry and inquire about Defoe [i] RETURN OF ADEBAYOR ANYONE[/i] Or maybe Saha

I just think we need someone that already is used to the league, not someone that will find form during the off season.

As for Senderos, only AW knows wehat that boy has done to him, i don't buy the injury stories (Na only him get injury )

To wet your appetite folks, here is Goodplaya's Arsenal Goals of the decade;

http://www.goodplaya.com/

My choices are;

1. Dennis Bergy against the Toon Army.
2. Henry against Madrid.
3. RVP against Charlton.
Extra prize - All Lungberg's goals against Scum United

Heres to another decade of wonder goals Boy i do miss Pires, Bergy and all THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS!!

GOONER 89

P.S Check out the Arab commentary on the Arshavin vs Liverpool vid (This season) hella funny

When we lost to Chelscum the only way we could recover our form was to play the next game that came immediately after.

Do you think Citeh will just be there watching They will be getting their game plan ready. better to get that game out of the way, than have it when the games come thick and fast.

GOONER 89

How is that a let-off Is Mancini gonna enter a flight with another Mutallab Is Bellamy gonna be quarantined for "Swine Flu"

Now would be a perfect time to play Citeh, the game might come at the wrong time for you Scumtwats Remember the WC means that the Club footie has to be done and dusted earlier than usual, so your blessing might come back to bite you in the Khosh esp as games come in thick and fast.

As for Sharon I heard the Nigerian Government want to do a deal with the Americans. Apparently Farouk's Parents have procured Sharon and have asked Dora to ask for a[i] "Prisoner Exchange" [/i]Thingy to take place so they can get their son back, it seems the American Govt have been on the watch out for Sharon (Aka Sha[/b]dow [b]Ron[/b]da) all this while, heard on CNN that he was on their, [b]"I'am A Clown and i know it!!" Watchlist Which is the 3rd level of Terrorism.

Sources (Amanpour who else ) says he was caught in Yemen bending over to get info from Bin Laden (Which is the deadliest routine in Terror Warfare). And the Pirates auctioned him to the Muttallabs.

So people lets pray against this dastardly deed by the FGN Lets show them that Money cannot buy life

Sharon or Ronda whichever it is, i light a candle for you (and United for that matter) mate

GOONER 89

@ Criz

"Rooney then screamed through the Villa defence — only to take a tumble with Luke Young nowhere near. The England ace was booked for diving."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2769583/Man-United-0-Aston-Villa-1.html


We (As in the whole world excluding you and She-ron) will agree to disagree

And please leave Nateevs alone, before he turns NL into an extention of Wiki and Websters

GOONER 89

@ Nateevs,

while your at it, you could also define these words for us; "Defensive Error", "Drogbatastic", "Cecherrorpronitis", "Cheklscummania" and "Bluenonsense" from your vast well of knowledge

Will think of more words for ya, but other NL memeber can chip in with words they don't understand. THE FLOOR IS OPEN GUYS!!

Blip Blippity Blip Blip!! Blip!! Blip!!

God i just love NL and their "Blippity!" arguements

@ Nateevs

ADMIT IT!! You guys are going through a  Where has all your; "Chelsea will do this and that claims gone to"

@ Criz

What the "Blip" is wrong with you Only you (And She-Beast) would say that Shrek did not dive

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article6954516.ece

"Earlier, Rooney had embarrassed himself — and all who pretend English footballers are saintlier than the foreigners. Englishmen don’t dive? Yeah, right. Having gone past Cuellar, Rooney touched the ball past Luke Young and swooned in search of a penalty. Martin Atkinson booked him. "

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/12/premier-league-manchester-united-aston-villa

"some of their early poise gone and a touch of desperation creeping into their play. Rooney was booked for ludicrously diving in search of a penalty when Luke Young had already pulled out of the tackle!!"

"25 min: Rooney is booked for a preposterous dive in the area. He goes past Cuellar at high speed, stays manfully on his feet, then as he reaches the byline swan-dives ridiculously the nanosecond he passes Luke Young. That's a good decision by the referee. I wonder whether he'll have to put up with N'gog levels of opprobrium over the next week or so?"

Shrek didn't complain against the card cause he knew he was looking for it and had dived, or else he would have spit blue murder (Even "Tomato Nose" didn't even complain or spit out his gum, cause he also knew it was a dive). STOP ARGUING BLINDLY ALL THE TIME!!

@ Debo and everyone else for that matter

Who knew a word like "Blip" could cause so much rancor!!

I hope Arsenal don't do a[i] "Blip"[/i] against Liverpool.

GOONER 89

P.s. Nateevs could you also define "Bleep" for me

I feel you D%ckkanu

Can't even say Bayern is bleeped and your are one big a@@wipe

The forum is becoming something else

GOONER 89

NIGERIA V SPAIN I would prefer Brazil

So what you are saying is i can't say "Privates" again

They can auto change my #$%$@# And kiss our #$$%#^

GOONER 89

Ahhhh Even "Br*ast" is banned Criz Come the Bleep on

GOONER 89

What the hell is "Mammilas" Who picks these words I SAID "TATTERS", "bosoms", "JUGS". T*TS" And not Mammilas

Nazikanu you are one big "Mamimilas!!"

GOONER 89

@ Sharon

They keep warning him to get his lips off Daisy's (The Cow) Tits!!

@ Nateevs

No one is saying this and that will happen, games have to be played, The Scummies outplayed ya'll and lost, THATS FOOTBALL MATE!! You guys played well against The Rovers but got knocked out of the Milk Cup!! If you don't know, CHELSEA COULD END UP WITH NOTHING AS MUCH AS THEY COULD END UP WITH SOMETHING!!

Like you said; lets see how things pan out and start talking when the new year rolls in.

Arsenal have it all to do, WE KNOW THAT! Lets see how the team does over the weekend

GOONER 89

Nazi

So we were knocked out by Barca

In short

GOONER 89

Ballack The born leader missed his pen to help get Chelsea out of the CC Terry the born leader missed his pen to lose the UCL

Born Leaders my a@@

GOONER 89

Nateevs

Are you smoking weed which EPL top 3 Apart from the CL semis against the Mancs, we always give them a game and have beaten them on a consistent basis. or is it Liverpool you are talking about the only club we seem to have this current Voodoo curse with is Chelsea

So which EPL top 3 are you on about, or are you adding Spurs to that list I don't get this, If we beat Stoke and win our game in hand, and Chelsea do not do the business against Citeh, things will get back to normal, so you guys can laugh it up all you want When Chelsea go through their dip in form, WE WILL ALL BE HERE!!

AFTERALL DEM KNOCK BOTH OF US OUT OF THE MILK CUP!! So guess we both have only 3 cups to look out for (Or una get extra one )

GOONER 89

How does one say "Dumba@@!!" in German oh well, since i don't know i will make it up. DK YOU ARE A REAL "VUNDESBUGGER!!"

GOONER 89

DK stupidity seems to be your forte Did Arsene refuse to shake Carlo did he refuse to shake Steve Bruce You should change your name from "Dayokanu" to "Lauren Hill" CAUSE YOU ARE A PSYCHO!!

GOONER 89

Ok stay here so you and Boringkanu can snuggle up and have "Triplets"

One question though Whose the "Butch" and whose the "Bytch" between ya'lls

GOONER 89

Kanu

SHUT UP Would Hughes dare do that to SAF   and get away with it Could Hughes do that with Sir Bobby Robson or some one like Clougie or G. Graham or even Daglish or Souness!! Sometimes you guys just talk bollocks for the sake of it

Stick to your Bun[i]"shyte"[/i]liga where the coaches sit next to each other and kiss after the games

GOONER 89

Yeah yeah!! Sharon (Yawns) Arsene is this and that (Yawns) We have heard you! Now kindly let our thread rest for a while!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

GOONER 89

Wengay the Pedo Boringkanu the Clown (One must be a clown to watch the Bundesliga )

Funny enough, Myles P is a real self-servicer Was he not calling for Henry to be removed from the Gillette advert Saying he can't share the same stage as Tiger Woods and Roger Federer Well guess Tiger's Dick doesn't agree with him, all thats left is for the news to come out that Roger is "Gay" and has been on the "Downlow" with Nadal (which explains his sudden loss of form) to complete the [b]"Trinity of Clowns" [/b]in that advert.

GOONER 89

She-Ron

You just love the MAN - Arsene Wenger Are you his "Love Child" or something, cause this is more than Beef

For all you "Handshake Wankers!"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/dec/03/mark-hughes-hypocrisy-english-outrage

ENUFF ALREADY!!

GOONER 89

She-Ron

You can suck our collective  

Arsenal this and Arsenal that Only one team can win a trophy each season, and despite what everyone says; THE SEASON IS STILL FRESH!! If not, who would have thought the Chavs would get knocked out by "Team Walrus"

No doubting that Arsene is stubborn and as M Palmer puts it; "The Architect of his own Humiliation!!" at times, no gooner will stand up and say it doesn't hurt to lose games (any game, even if i wasn't to bothered about the Milk Cup!! Big Yawn!).

This article in the Times puts a bit of reasonable calm in all the bullshyte storm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/arsenal/article6797106.ece

The picture can change with one game, a win against Stoke and Chelsea not doing the business against Citeh puts everything back on

GOONER 89

Ya'll should give Razoor a break I bet half of you couldn't even sit in front of a mirror talkless of camera sef to analyse shyte!!

Both my girls are doing their stuff on TV!! so more grease to their elbows (and other body parts )

Arsenal are out of the Milk Cup (Yawns)

GOONER 89

@ She-Ron

when you start quoting Arsenal Bloogers i begin to get scared!!

Anyways, Sunday was a real F*ckfest show if there ever was one Only player that really covered himself in glory was Alex Song.

We were out thought, out fought, out   everything, and on that evidence we would even be lucky to win a Tin Cup

We have Citeh in the Milk Cup, that game feels me with worry as Sparky will unleash those "Big Bastards" against the Young Un!! But i feel the Young Un will show more bottle than the doofus oldies in the 1st team.

Are we out of the Title race, far from it, but we have given ourselves a Shyteload of hill to get over. and if "Stingy Whinger!!" decides not to spend in the transfer window to get us a "DAMN STRIKER!!" Then we might as well just kiss the season goodbye

I pray he also gets PV4 back, even an old Viera will do more for Fab than what Denilson does When was the last time we had a player looking to get Red carded Flect and Mikel are in their teams as Spoilers, if Song goes off to the ACN who will do that job

BOLLOCKS ALL ROUND!!

COME ON ARSENAL!! [/b]Get back on track!! ([b]Starting with the Fake Scummies)

GOONER 89

She-Ron and Boringkanu have formed a new Tag Team crew; "Bottoms Up Bois!!"

Expect their new DVD in the market very soon, "Bottoms Ups!! The Original!!" also featuring; Emperor, Presido(n't) with guest appearances from the "Chelski NL Crew bois"

EXTREME PG!! Esp as it involves a Nigerian Nazi

GOONER 89

BOLLOCKS!! FLIPPING BOLLOCKS!!

Well guess we just had to get shafted by that ex spuddy

Silly game, silly goal CAN'T WE EVER DEFEND CORNERS PROPERLY

3 dropped points, oh how i hate November Anyways, Thank God we have a game mid week, lets book our place in the next round of the CL and then wait for those Chelscum Twats over the weekend.

Hopefully we can stop the "Bollocks Express" called Chelsea.

GOONER 89

P.S Found this picture extremely funny (Someone shuld pls tell em "Argies" to get a room!! )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/8371992.stm

Scroll till you get to Carlito and Javier

|Nothing to do with Le Arse, but i found this quite funny

CLASSIC KEANO!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/8370710.stm

COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE ARMY!! (Not Sunderland )

GOONER 89

@ She-Ron

League ask me again on Xmas day For PFA well, all i can say is; [b]IT DEFINATELLY WON'T GO TO ANY SCUMMY!! [/b]Maybe Henry will get it, as he is now the most popular footballer in the World and the British might as well give it to him as their press is so obsessed with him right now!!

GOONER 89

Keano has spoken CLASSIC IRISH!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/8370327.stm

And you all can listen to blogger's Arsecast, quite funny As he said, How come England have suddenly become chummy with the Irish Its like Cameroon being chummy with Naija

http://www.oleole.com/blogs/arseblog

Anyways, enough of this rubbish.

SUNDERLAND tomorrow Gonna be a toughie!!

Will look more at this later, Dudu up front 4-4-2 or 4-3-3

GOONER 89

Sharon are you and DK taking turns to wear the "Retard Hat!?" was the goal a Handball or did Henry score it Divino got Rooney sent off and handicapped England, TH used his hands as an advantage to enable him square the ball to Gallas, both incidents are wrong Wait a minute What Handball? TH passed the ball, Computers Graphics were used to give the impression he used his hands, and the IRA threatened his child, so he had to come out and say he used his hand, before his Renault is blown up as he puts the key in the ignition

Anyways, a WC without Robbie Keane (Spuds Scum) and John O Shyte (Super Scum)!! is a much better place, too bad we have Evra (King of Scum) in the French team

GOONER 89