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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw! by loyika(m): 3:59pm On Mar 19, 2010
The funny thing about all this is Cretins like Chac and all are having a little giggle, saying; United in the Final huh Reh!! reh!! reh!! Reminds me of the boys at SB and most of the press saying Inter will be battered at SB!!

In football anything can happen
and we shall see how this whole thing pans out.

Barca will be tough no doubt, but it will be a game filled with emotions and the best footballing feast on offer this year. This is the main attraction before the final!! Henry back at the Emirates and his beloved Club against his Mentor!! Cesc back at the Nou Camp and his Childhood club, against his Childhood Hero!! Yaya against the club his elder brother once played for and a club his has always been linked to. 2 coaches that respect the beauty of this game we call football!!

This will be a spectacle of 120 mins of pure football!! All in all may the best team win, most importantly; May Football win!!

COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE ARMY!!

1 game at a time cool 1st up Zola's Army cool

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by loyika(m): 7:57pm On Mar 15, 2010
Why does Arshavin's chic look like a dude in a dress huh

Muks kiss kiss kiss kiss

Welcome back love!!

Hull are idiots for firing a Manager with only 8 games to go tongue So what next huh Liverpool fire Benitez if they lose to Pompey tonight huh grin United Sack Fergie if The Scumtwats lose to Loserpool and Terry's Bandits on the trot huh grin These club owners are mental cases.

speaking of Prune Face tongue Can't he just shut his gob tongue Thought a while back he was saying the title was between em Scummies and Terry's Bandits huh

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/manchester_united/article7061811.ece

Even Berbasuck get mouth all of a sudden shocked

“There can only be one winner in the title race and I think it is going to be us,” he said."

See Baboon wey dem just dash banana dey talk!!

Oh well, off to watch the 2 fat clowns slug it out tonight!! Come on Torres!! Find form ahead of United please!1 Use Pompey for target practice ahead of visiting your 2 bytches at OT (Rio and Vidic)

The Arsenal march on!! 1 GAME AT A TIME!!

cool GOONER 89

P.s has anyone heard of Adebayor lately huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by loyika(m): 1:53pm On Mar 14, 2010
Cool to see everyone being level headed!! Like the mantra this season goes; It's the 3 points that count!! Title or no title, doesn't matter now, what matters is for the lads to give their all in the last 8 games and then we see where we are at the end of the day.

Word on the street is, if Spurs get into the FA Cup semis, our game with them will be postponed till the penultimate game!! shocked so everyone please pray for the Spuds to make it into the semis grin Not that i fear meeting the Spuddies now or ever, its just that they are so obsessed about us that they would love nothing more than being "Spoilers!!" tongue tongue (I know the Spuds will get knocked out in the semis, so no shaking on them winning anything grin And as much as i want them to also come good against the Scum and the Chavs, you can't rely on those Spuddies for anything embarassed)

Anyways, We should forget about the games the Chavs and Scum have left and concentrate on ours cool

Come on You Red and White Army!! cool cool

cool GOONER 89

P.S. Scouting through Arsenal Land i found this cool Youtube vid on Goonerholic's site!! cool Quite cool and funny; especially the guy that shouted at B52; "YOU ARE USELESS!!" cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

http://goonerholic.com/?p=2210

Enjoy guys and have a lovely Sunday cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Hull City Vs Arsenal [1 - 2] On Saturday, 13th March by loyika(m): 9:48pm On Mar 13, 2010
Criz huh

You can talk after the Shyte performance against Wolves last week by your Scumtwat team huh I do remember Scholesy saving your bacon. We were playing away against a team battling for survival!! Right now its the points that count, we shall deal with the goal differences at the end of the season!! grin

Nateevs huh

Need i remind you of Man City (and that was at your backyard mate huh) Beating the Hammers at your backyard again is to be expected and nothing to shout about (Zola's team selection was not only a joke, it was an insult tongue) Wishing you guys luck against Darth (Jose) Vader during the mid week. Hope Malu and Drogs saved some goals for Inter grin

1 game at a time guys!!

cool GOONER 89

P.s. Wouldn't it be bleeping hilarious if RVP doesn't make it back before the season ends and yet makes it to the WC grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley [3 - 0] on March 6 by loyika(m): 6:41pm On Mar 06, 2010
cheesy if name calling can give someone a heart attack Bentdner would have died about now the way ya'll been calling his father's name cheesy cheesy

But really, even Adebayor would have scored like 6 of those chances (Francis Jeffers could have scored all of em grin grin) Oh well! cesc and Arshahoho have added points to my Fantasy Team (not that it makes a difference to my position on the league tongue)

Right now its the points that count, i will take the 3 points

1 game at a time boys!! cool

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City [2 - 4] On Sat, 27th Feb by loyika(m): 10:45am On Feb 28, 2010
Nateevs tongue

Put a sock in it and have a coke and sit down tongue Being realistic sometimes comes with the territory. Pre the game against Stoke, i called Kit up and told him; "If Arsenal lost against Stoke, we don't deserve to win anything and i would hang up my support for the club" Now in reality i won't do that, but Kit got my point AND AT THAT MOMENT I MEANT WHAT I WAS SAYING!!.

Ibime is just saying that, the way Chelsea has been playing of late, THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE CHAMPIONS!! Anyone in the top 5 still has a chnace of winning the league (mathematically) and i am replacing Spurs with Liverpool in my own league table of the top 5 grin grin

Arsenal lost badly against The Scum and Chelscum and folks were all gutted!! But i still had no problems with that, where i had problems were the draws against Villa and Burnley and the earlier loss to Sunderland. If we don't win the league, i will look at those 3 games as turning points for us. The same way i put the game against Stoke as a bigger game for us than against you guys or The Scumtwats. tongue

What Ibime is simple saying is that, this Chelsea team is so inconsistent, it makes Turai look like the best thing to happen to Naija since Cassava bread was introduced!!

Does that stop him from being a Chelscum fan huh will that stop him from celebrating if Chelscum win a trophy huh HELL NO!!

Face it, your club has been a disgrace all season long with the scandals and all!! Jose might put the last nail in CA's coffin if Inter knock you guys out of the CL. And least i forget grin You guys have to face Stoke in the FA Cup grin Oh what Joy! Capello feels youR English players are a joke;

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/international/article7043921.ece

Craig Bellamy summed up what the rest of the World (apart from Chavs part) thinks of JT and do you honestly think JT, Hilario your backline can win you any trophy huh Drogs should know that he isn't playing Arsenal always, and other defenders can shut him up like the B$tch he is tongue tongue

This Chelsea team are on the brink of imploding and if you do end up empty handed, i see a mass change in the squad come end of season (With JT being the first one to leave, followed by that Geezer Cashley Cole and then with Lamps being their mate and all, guess he will leave based on loyalty)

Season still a bit to go!!

lets see how it all pans out.

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Porto Vs Arsenal On 17th February [2 - 1] by loyika(m): 10:34am On Feb 18, 2010
While not taking sides, HNIC and MrCrackles i do see Asscend's point!!

We don't shoot enough huh Most of Fat frank's goals have come from deflected shots, We didn't have a player in the Scholes or Gerrard mode in the game last nite. (With Arshahoho being injured and all) Rozzi was the only player happy to take a pop from distance.

Thats why i decided to switch off the team immediately RVP got injured, cause even if Arsenal lose with him on the pitch, you are at least sure the keepers hands (or Bar/post will suffer some bruising)

Diaby could have taken the shot (crowded pen area or not) WE HAD NOTHING TO F^CKING LOSE AT THAT STAGE!! If you say he was tired, i agree, but crowded area or defender running at you (What were they meant to do in the first place) doesn't cut it!! If you aren't prepared to break you legs for the team  grin then get the hell out. If that chance had fallen to either The Verminator or RVP, I CAN BET MY GRANS A**  tongue they would have taken a couple of defenders heads off with a shot.

We score a lot of goals, thats not being disputed, but when you are 2-1 down in a CL game and have only 5 mins or less to play for, BY JOVE I DON'T CARE IF YOU BALLOON ALL YOUR SHOTS!! SHOOT THE DAMN BALL!! Scholes scored with his standing leg FFS!! That didn't stop him celebrating as if he had won the UCL trophy!!

Having said that, the performance wasn't that bad considering the personnel we had out cry Song would have protected Cesc (Delnilson doesn't just get it does he). Gallas can be given a rest as Sol seems pumped up cool GOD PLS WHEN IS RVP COMING BACK!!! cry cry cry cry cry

As for Lukas tongue tongue If Vito is not made first choice keeper till the end of the season, i will always switch off my TV (and count to 50 before putting it back on grin ) anytime we are being attacked or defending a corner or free kick.

Oh well, The Red and White Army moves on to Sundrland and Darren "Flipping" Bent tongue tongue Hope there are no Balloons in the ground on Sunday oh grin before any of the 2 clowns (depending on who Arsene picks in goal) decides to do "The Reina"

Lukas and Manu can form their own keeper's Tag Team - "Legion of Doom" with Silvestre as their Manager grin

grin GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. by loyika(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2010
Hmmm!!

See what no Footie for a week has turned the Arsenal thread into huh

Guess[i] "Age ain't nothing but a number"[/i] grin

Saw this vid from "Blooger" thought to share it!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8oGGm13qWo

cool GOONER 89

P.S. Could one of you brilliant guys give me a list of the Under 17 Naija team with their ages (Real or otherwise grin)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 7:24pm On Jan 24, 2010
Nuff said embarassed

embarassed GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 7:14pm On Jan 24, 2010
Nazi huh

The Mancs are "Dumb", The Chavs are "rogues" YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE A BUFFON!! huh

tongue GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 7:11pm On Jan 24, 2010
Dayo huh You forgot to put your name on that list tongue

@ HNIC

Even "Kid n 4Play" has risen from the dead huh

tongue GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 6:56pm On Jan 24, 2010
Sorry Your Darkness!! grin

Anyways, you are still a muppet for trying to give logic to Mick's selection!! He will only be justified if Wolves don't go down at the end of the season. Besides the statements were for TKB and not for your Darkship huh  Hey!! Go take a dump grin, Jay Bees is sticking his tongue out!! huh .  Guess he is hungry or something. grin

We lost!! Shyte happens!! tongue

To use your logic; if we beat Villa during the week, Arsene will be justified huh.

grin GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 6:46pm On Jan 24, 2010
Sharon cheesy cheesy

How many timews have we told you not to let all thses your illegitimate children out on the loose grin DARK LORD!! cheesy cheesy

Do they bow to you as well cheesy cheesy

Jay Bee cheesy Do you kiss Sharon's ring cheesy Or lick his bum clean when he takes a dump!! cheesy

cheesy GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 6:39pm On Jan 24, 2010
It seem when you become a Manc supporter you get a free "I am Dumb" T-Shirt along with your membership pack huh

Wolves decision to field a weaken team had consequences for 19 other teams in the league (which is based on points) Arsenal fielded a weakened team (No Excuse for the defeat) in a cup game huh HOW DOES THAT AFFECT ANYONE ELSE huh Or you think if Arsenal had won, other teams would have loved to get picked against Arsenal in the next round huh

Anyways being a Scummies comes with being "Foolish"

At Sharon huh

I really see tha Harmony among the United supporters, what with all the debts and Glazer bashing. I can imagine how MUTV will cope if United win nothing this season and have to flog Rooney to service their debt.

Arsenal lost to Stoke in the Cup!! We move on.

Tkb huh

When was the last time you beat us at the Emirates in the league mate huh Sunday can't come quick enough tongue tongue

tongue GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 6:11pm On Jan 24, 2010
Sharon

Shut it tongue If Stoke fans sang that, what were Leed fans singing huh Anyways lets see how you do against Citeh during the week.

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup: Stoke City V Arsenal [3 - 1] On Sunday, January 24 by loyika(m): 6:10pm On Jan 24, 2010
Arsenal lose to Stoke in the FA cup and the "Bozos" are all out to play huh

We were beaten and unlike you Scumtwats and Chelski hoodlums we make no excuses. Stoke beat us fair and square and the boys deserve to be knocked out with that perfrmance (Especially Lukas who was piss poor tongue tongue)

No true Gooner will make any excuses for that performance. We take it on the chin and move on to Wenesday!!

Lets see if you all can say the same if your team gets beaten.

cool GGONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by loyika(m): 11:58am On Jan 24, 2010
Sharon's World's Best Rankings!! As verified and approved by N.I.F.A!! grin

grin GOONER 89
CareerRe: Who Is More Promiscuous? Female Bankers Or Nurses ? by loyika(m): 11:40am On Jan 24, 2010
This has to qualify as the most silliest thread on this forum for a long while tongue embarassed

These Bankers and Nurses are people's sisters, mothers, wives and daughters.

So if you guys want to waste your time dissecting baldderdash all in the name of posting, be my guest!!

Most of the guys claiming stuff have never seen the whites (or any colour for that matter) of any of these professional ladies underwears.

I guess when the single ones among you intend to get married, you will ask God to specially manufacture your own "Virgin Compatible" Spouse, who will have no career and will be satisfied in just being a housewife, locked up from the outside world, whose duty is only to serve you; OGA!!

NAIRALAND!!

Rubbish Thread!! Rubbish Postings!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 11:52pm On Jan 20, 2010
Nateevs huh Vampires sleep during the day, not at night bro. What has Chacal been teaching you huh grin

Muks

Chelsea and their supporters are like little girls grin and you know what/how Kells feels about em little girls grin grin

grin GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 11:33pm On Jan 20, 2010
Nateevs

You are slowly turning into Darth Sharon huh This and this will happen huh Play your own games and let us worry about ours. If Scum United lead the table, hats off to them, if you lead tongue well  huh we will pour some "Golden showers" on your jersey to show how much we acknowledge you guys.

BUT AS IT STANDS THIS MINUTE!! Arsenal are top cool And you can't do anything about it (but rant)

cool GOONER 89

Muks kiss kiss kiss

Yse oh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 11:21pm On Jan 20, 2010
huh Nateevs huh The Prem did not start when Chelsea won the league huh How many times have we told you to stop reading the Gospel according to Maureen huh

The same pressure that turned John Terry into a crying B@tch in the CL final huh

Wonders shall never fail to amaze me shocked Soon Spurs fans will believe they are the next footie meesiah huh Nateevs, as Goonerholic would say; You guys are nothing but a Bus Stop at Fulham!! grin grin

Pressure ko!! P@ssy ni!!

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2010
You guys should let Nateevs be!!

When Chelsea get on the field against  huh whomever, expect the usual Nateevs vs Ibime epsitles grin grin Scholari is better than Guus who is better than Maureen who is better than Carlo who is better than Avram, who is better than grin You catch my drift grin

Or their usual, Diamond vs Gold vs Platinum or whatever formation Chelscum play cheesy

Nateevs cool NOTHING DO YOU!!

cool GOONER 89


cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 11:07pm On Jan 20, 2010
We love you Arsenal!! We do. We love you Arsenal!! We do. We love you Arsenal!! We do. Ohhh Arsenal WE LOVE YOU!!

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 10:35pm On Jan 20, 2010
COME ON YOU bleeping GOONERS!! cool

What the hell is happening at VILLA huh

Nateevs

You can come out and play now.

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2010
Debo

S.hyte ain't even funny no more!! Lets kill this bloody game jo!! NA WETIN huh

huh GOONER 89 huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Bolton [4 - 2] On Wednesday, 20th Jan by loyika(m): 10:17pm On Jan 20, 2010
Come on you bleeping Gooners angry LETS GO TOP!! COME ONNNNNNNNNN!!!

angry GOONER 89

Nateevs

Have a coke a smile and shut the Bleep up tongue Well until after the game!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup Semi: Man City Vs Man Utd [2 - 1] On Tues, 19th Jan by loyika(m): 12:11am On Jan 20, 2010
TKB Is giving us the "Sharonlite!" version of the twaddle that will surely come out of the mouth of the "Scum Master!!" himself. (When he is done with having a slight sob in his beer cup) So pay him no mind folks.

As always Chac will come in tomorrow and say he was up at Sheffield or helping young orphaned girls in Haiti (or some other bullshyte twaddle).

Oh well!! 1 down, 1 to go Scumbots cool cool

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. by loyika(m): 6:31pm On Jan 13, 2010
I Present Arsenal FC's latest signing!! THE ONE!! THE ONLY!! SOL CAMPBELL!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1028776/Footballer-Sol-Campbell-shows-love-handles-Caribbean.html

grin GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. by loyika(m): 7:09pm On Jan 12, 2010
shocked shocked huh shocked

Some jokes are too expensive oh!! angry

tongue GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. by loyika(m): 7:02pm On Jan 12, 2010
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Debosky by loyika(m): 6:03pm On Jan 08, 2010
Debo cool

Happy Bday bro!!

Have fun and more blessings wished for you and yours!!

cool GOONER 89
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. by loyika(m): 3:58pm On Jan 07, 2010
Debo cheesy

You no serious oh!!

Merida = Cesc clone with glitches
Diaby = Paddy V clone with glitches
Eastmond looks like Gibbs who looks like Traore who looks like Clichy huh

Please Arsene whatever you do, DON'T CLONE SILVESTRE!! grin

grin GOONER 89

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