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Nairaland / General / Man Dick Burned With Hot Oil Because He Cheated: Damm Serious by Lsyters: 1:05pm On Dec 08, 2010
Man dick burned with hot oil because he cheated on his woman, hahaahahahahahha what do you expect from a woman that is in LOVE men bed warned.

Politics / Re: A Reaction To Chief Gani’s Death by Lsyters: 4:15pm On Sep 11, 2009
Somebody should tell this man not to kill us with grammaroooooooooooooooo
Nairaland / General / ~~ Everything Happens For A Reason ~~ by Lsyters: 3:46pm On Jul 08, 2009
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Its just that if we start thinking positively we’ll see that whether it’s Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of our soul and bringing us something positive in the end. If we think practically then we’ll admit the fact that without being ill we never realize the importance of good health in life, similarly unless we face failures we cannot have a real taste of success, and after being hurt, hated or cheated by others we understands the true meaning & value of love in life…
Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.
Sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart. These problems are sometimes to test us by God because in return He wanted us to be rewarded something much better.
I have seen many around whom over react, got worried or hyper whenever they have to face any problem in life. Similarly people who are lucky enough to achieve their goals in life think of themselves someone extra ordinary, superior then of others and they become proud but forget that nothing is permanent in this world and unfortunately when that thing is been taken away from them they start blaming or become frustrated or extremely depressed and loose all their interest in rest other things in the world, so what I think is that its just a matter of thinking, we should think and understand deeply the outcome of each n everything in life very positively because everything happens for a reason, what if something bad happen to us or anything precious is being taken away from us then in return for sure our God who loves us more then anyone in the world do bring us something better, we all do mistakes in life but mistakes are to teach us lessons and after learning our lesson which is off course a positive outcome we should move further we new ambitions in life rather then regretting & loosing hope, Whatever whether positive or negative we experience in life teaches us something or bring us something positive in the end. So rather then looking into the drawbacks or losses we should find out what we are achieving besides loosing anything, all it’s a game of faith in God and positive thinking,
May God help us all to start thinking and taking things positively in life (Amen?)
Best Regards,
Nairaland / General / Okada Wedding by Lsyters: 2:02pm On Jul 02, 2009
One of the biggest Okada wedding i have attended.

It wont be a bad ideal for the single once that is about to wed.

Nairaland / General / Dead Mermaid Found In Malaysia After Tsunamiand Adorn by Lsyters: 2:57pm On May 26, 2009
I believe this is one of the

reason why GOD allow 'TSUNAMI' to happen, so that people that worship

And adorn mermaid (Iyamoja) as their god could see what

they served, and to turn to God and Him who is 'JAHOVAH' only

Religion / Dead Mermaid Found In Malaysia After Tsunami. by Lsyters: 2:38pm On May 26, 2009
This will show that we dont serve a dead GOD

Mermaid as found after tsunami

Villagers there stumbled upon this creature think of this creature!!!!

Our GOD is a good and wonderful GOD, i believe this is one of the
reason why GOD allow 'TSUNAMI' to happen, so that people that worship
and adorn mermaid (Iyamoja) as their god could see what
they served, And to turn to Him who is 'JAHOVAH' only as there God.

Jokes Etc / 'the Obedient Wife' by Lsyters: 3:24pm On Apr 30, 2009
The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. One day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t foolish enough to put all that money in there with that man.”

She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian; I can’t life. I promised him that I was going to put his money in that casket with him, and that’s what I did.”

Her friend was amazed, “You mean to tell me you put all his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I wrote him a cheque.”If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
Jokes Etc / What It Takes To B An Obedient Wife by Lsyters: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2009
The Obedient Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. One day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait just a minute!”

She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, “Girl, I know you weren’t foolish enough to put all that money in there with that man.”

She said, “Listen, I’m a Christian; I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put his money in that casket with him, and that’s what I did.”

Her friend was amazed, “You mean to tell me you put all his money in the casket with him?”

“I sure did,” said the wife. “I wrote him a cheque.”
Celebrities / Re: Liz Benson Re-marries Atlast by Lsyters: 11:50am On Apr 30, 2009
Pls can somebody send the pic of the Benson's wedding.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Didn't Attend Pastor Kumuyi's Wife Burial by Lsyters: 4:38pm On Apr 28, 2009
ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO DIRECT THE QUESTION TO ME?

DO YOU KNOW IF HE WAS AWARE OF THE BURIAL OR NOT

OR DON'T YOU KNOW THE WAY DEEPER LIFE BEHAVES

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT HE IS THE ONLY G O THAT DIDN'T ATTEND
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Didn't Attend Pastor Kumuyi's Wife Burial by Lsyters: 3:40pm On Apr 28, 2009
have asked if he is in town or not why do you people like gossip.

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