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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Lucasmuyiwaa: 11:44am On Apr 26
Hahahah O jina si sweetie O sunmor chicken pox tabi werey arun kogboogun ; I just wan use you catch cruise small. Stop using the drugs for like 2weeks and see reaction because me I no dey too believe in those drugs like that. Not until one time wey sweetie worry me wey I use local medicine and foreign medicine tire for like 8months. Sometimes I go buy cold pure water like 5 inside my cross bag. I go dey put the pure water inside my trouser and anywhere I sit down because I noticed that cold water usually suppress it cuz the way you go dey scratch your prick and koropon go dey intense. You go scratch am pass old recharge card. Pray make e no be sweetie sha. First of all try to buy benzyl benzoate at any pharmacy . You go bath with warm water in the night then you will let the water dry very well on your body. Stand naked in front of a fan if you have one. Then apply the lotion on your body from head to toes. I give you just two days everything go fit don dissapear. I trust that benzyl benzoate pass anything. Try it and get back to me cuz I go collect money from you for this update. Otilor✌️
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Arrests Bobrisky For Naira Abuse by Lucasmuyiwaa: 11:19am On Apr 04
AlvinOO7:
cheesy

Tooorrrrrrrr! Sepe looto ni.
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Arrests Bobrisky For Naira Abuse by Lucasmuyiwaa: 11:14am On Apr 04
Afefe tife a ti ri furo adiye
Crime / Re: I Was Slapped By An Unarmed Soldier by Lucasmuyiwaa: 4:09pm On Mar 23
superCleanworks:
unHarmed. 🤣


Edited already.
Crime / I Was Slapped By An Unarmed Soldier by Lucasmuyiwaa: 2:20pm On Mar 23
I was walking into a bar with two of my friends when we noticed some Soldiers in uniform though they were unarmed.

They were demonstrating their parade and we were minding our own business by just walking pass them until one of them called us.

He asked us why we couldn’t say anything to them and he also asked us if what they were doing sounds like a joke to us.

We told them that we were minding our own business and we didn’t even want to interrupt them to actually avoid what later happened.

Later on, one of my three friends who is not calm them started to voice out for them when they started threatening us with milliatary status and he was later calmed by one of them when they see how much he’s ranting.

Then, two of the military came to me and started telling me that they are military men until they tips me to remove my cap which I refused.

When we started arguing one of them suddenly gave me a slap which i really felt the pain.

I was about to give him back the slap then I pitied the milliatary uniform on their neck.

I really felt embarrassed and left the place and went starlight to the bar.

A calm one among the military men came later on to apologize to me and I gave him attention to talk to me.

He apologized for being so rude towards us and I accepted the apology.

Even though, after the whole film the army guys called me and I stood up again from the bar and they apologize again but the actual guy that hit me came back to us and he said wanted to talk to me which I didn’t give attention.

A friend of mine told them to forget it because I can’t be happy with someone that hit me by slap.

I went back to the bar feeling embarrassed because my friends were saying it can’t be them while I was also regretting the whole scene.

I just wanna ask if I can actually hit back an unharmed military men and also wanna know if I was too calm with them to warrant a slap from a young boy of my younger brothers age.

I think I’m too silent with them because I don’t want to attract noise.

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Autos / Re: 2021 Model Toyota Venza Limited Toks Full Option by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:58pm On Feb 16
How much does this cost in $$
Music/Radio / Re: Titles Of Rap Songs I Intend To Release by Lucasmuyiwaa: 4:38pm On Dec 17, 2023
You really tried bro but I suggest that you should cut some long titles short.

I can give you some beautiful song cover pictures brr that will match those titles
Celebrities / Re: Many People Ran Away From Me – Ogogo Recounts Battling Strange Illness For 8 Yrs by Lucasmuyiwaa: 8:18pm On Sep 18, 2023
I remember that time Ajeh i was very small and my mom with her friends used to talk about it. RIP MOM
Religion / Religious Leaders Are So Disrespectful To God...he’s Very Wicked.. by Lucasmuyiwaa: 4:35pm On Feb 08, 2023
“Anybody who doesn’t fear God is blind” they says. I believe there’s God and I believe in God Almighty.

But there are some people who are having different thoughts about God, they are thinking God is going to suffer us after we die and most especially the day of judgment and accountability. Like I’m not a saint but I believe in him and I also believe he loves me.

Many religious leaders have changed lots of the human beings mind and brain and made them believe indirectly that God is very wicked. If your biological father or mother is wicked don’t think God is the same like him or her. How would you even think God will purnish you for every single mistake or things you do all the time of your life and put you inside hell fire. Believing in him and adoring him all the time also with some good doings is a very comfortable zone on itself. I speak to God and address Him in my room like a I’m a funny guy to him whenever he makes me smile or makes me sad on my kneels. If you believe he’s a savior as you preach he will save you and also if you believe in all the beautiful names you address Him with, why don’t you believe he’s very kind? No Pastor or imam is having same believe as me cuz I look at most of them and feel they can’t prove to me that they are clean and who knows maybe I even believe in God more than him. I do my things my way and say my minds to him when I’m happy or sad. I don’t believe in Soap or whatsoever, and I also don’t people who believe in juju sef. whereas, I believe everything that happens is grace of God and also believe he’s very mysterious Mheeeen my thinking go far on top God matter but avoid doing lots of bad things and also make my believe in Him above all things I do.
Travel / Re: Going To Ibadan For The First Time by Lucasmuyiwaa: 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2023
I started my nursery one in Ibadan when I was a little boy I was just 6 years old because my parents divorced at the year 2003 and some mild of possession of kids argument started, and I guess my father later won the argument because of a man he is and I grew up to see that he’s rich too. I was very small then but later I grew up to understand that I was taken to a boarding house for security purposes because I was a Boy. The Boarding house are not who they said they are, it’s quite an expensive Boarding school because of the school fees parents pay and I can manage to tell you that a son and two daughter of a popular Fuji Musician were also a student there but the suffering is very much from the school staffs to the seniors maltreatment. The meals are something else too.

To cut the story short, I was a student there and I experienced all sorts of sh*ts started from the following week I was admitted to the school. I also graduated from the school from nursery one to ss3 (no be beans) and I was in a boarding house for that matter. I came from a very far state in Nigeria all the way to Ibadan and I earn some respects with that cuz the staffs sometimes like me for being from such town and also call my names with the town name LoL... I’ve passed through most places in Ibadan but I don’t know their names despite all the years I used there and when people talk about Ibadan I mention some places I’ve been and also describe some places I don’t know the name. The funniest part is that when I graduated I love Ibadan so much even though when I was very small I used to be a crying baby whenever we have an holiday and going back to school. But at the end of everything when I graduated, I’ve stayed with some friends since I was in Ss2 and you know we are already gaining some confidences and getting matured, all the trips and cruise I had then don’t want me to leave the city again and I decided to be in Ibadan, my father as a very strict man got me back to my hometown and after some years of finishing my ND and HND In a polytechnic in the town I’ve been a bad guy on my own and i cashout from home or from my G stuff work and also feel different from other people who attended public schools. I’m very smart and rugged. One thing that happens to me is that I always travel to Ibadan if i feel like eating a popular food or when I have any anything to buy and sometimes I go there just to relax for two days and come back to shaki. I’m very crazy so tey I feel just feel vibes go Ibadan and come back same day without any good reason but just to see things around and I will come back to my town same day cuz it’s just 8 hours to and fro while I enjoy every pleasure I want for the journey. This I have seen from your first visits to.......see more

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Culture / Re: Why Are Arab Princes And Royal Families So Rich? by Lucasmuyiwaa: 8:51pm On Jan 14, 2023
grandstar:


The reason is simple.

Remember how rich Akwa Ibom was a fear years ago, how the the governor Akpabio was constructing projects right, left and centre?

Now, consider if you have 20 times more money with only a third of the population you are fully accounted for? That is

Kuwait has about 2m people, with only about a third of the population are Kuwaits, and yet produces as much oil as Nigerian which has over 200m people. Even out of those 2m people, only about a third are Kuwaiti citizens. The rest are foreign expatriates, who do most of the work because kuwaits are lazy. 93% of Kuwaitis who work are civil servants with very generous salaries.

Also, their kings are absolute monarchies and their kings treat the country's wealth as theirs.

Their monarchs earn legitimacy by spoiling their subjects silly and in return can live as ostentatious as they want. Their citizens pay no tax, so can't demand representations.

I stopped reading your comment when I saw Akwa Ibom in your comment....We are talking about Saudi Arabia not akwa ibom
Religion / Re: Don't Let Anyone Lick Your Private, It's Demonic - Rev. Bernard Achiuior by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2022
Pastor, how do you know that people lick plates ?
You’re also not safe in this situation o Abeg make we dey try clear ourselves sometimesz
Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by Lucasmuyiwaa: 8:27pm On Dec 19, 2022
tammie24:
I'm interested too
How uch does it require for a start sir

It doesn’t require much money but can you text me through that WhatsApp line
Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2022
remele2:
First, Bro u bleeped up by calling the Boss.....


But really did she threaten to lock you up That was so kind of her oooo she must be a very nice person.....


Bro its better you allow her lock you up for you dnt have sense....

But trust me, she will later come to bail you, by that time u will understand what boundries are..

But i promise you after that, the love will be so strong, she will apologize for locking you up and you will also apologize for crossing the line..


When diz works for you.. pls call me to send my account details ok..

Goodluck


You be werey guy but na true you talk
Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by Lucasmuyiwaa: 8:52pm On Dec 17, 2022
From your write ups, you lack love education and also lack a courtesy for love.

Calling her boss at the first place na FK for you cuz what if she doesn’t give you access to her google accounts doesn’t she have relatives, associates you already know with her?

Firstly, you’re not a man as you claimed to be and you’re the type that a lady can control all in the name of love. You’re not manly and I also feel you can be compromised easily by any Nigerian lady.

Secondly, when you guys were dating haven’t you seen any of her family members or friends that you can run to and share this kind of story to and see what happens after? No friends nor relative? And you decided to call her boss directly.

You’re very wrong to have done that by calling her boss and telling him what you didn’t tell us here.

Moreover , what if she doesn’t give you access to her google account will you run to check her at her place of work? Meanwhile her boss and yourself are strangers to each other.

What if the boss is also dating her ? Or what if if the boss knows someone that dates and cater for her more than you do ?

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee And My Friend What Is Going On?? by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:34pm On Nov 13, 2022
My own view is that you are too forward to judge with your mind..and secondly if you supposed to be a man enough you could confront your friend and ask him why he’s doing shit that shouldn’t be done..but if you’re an understanding man you will be gangbanging your b**tch fiancee with your friend but your friend is not like my best friend that could run that parol with me...The girl actually deserved to be treated that way because she seems to lack relationship OT
Family / Re: I Ran Away From Home With My Sister by Lucasmuyiwaa: 7:59pm On Nov 09, 2022
You’re not even bold, you’re not kala, you’re not daju, you’re not a man...me I’m very mad so tey ideas will keep running to my head in this kind of situation...if I were you i will never call anybody...after all you sound like you’re financially okay..so live your life and make more money and you will never care.. but be successful and make sure you watch over your sister too..after that call a family me ever that you’re okay and explain things to them but never allow your disinter go back to that house
Family / Re: Parents Who Share The Same Room With Their Kids, Do You Feel Okay? by Lucasmuyiwaa: 2:18pm On Sep 30, 2022
It’s nothing joor...the kid will grow up and get wiser and he or she will definitely get married too....she would understand better when she’s getting mature that there’s no big deal in what her parent did in her presence...Afterall they are ur parents and I believe they can’t do that in the presence of another kid while another person parent won’t do that in front of him or her...Moreover, teach ur kids sex education indirectly or directly.
Food / Re: Who Knows The Name Of This Fish? by Lucasmuyiwaa: 3:19pm On Jul 23, 2022
You dey eat something wey you no know the name chai ! Una fit eat corpse seff if they don’t tell you the name. Yoruba adage says don’t smell what you don’t eat. Smh in peace
Health / Re: What Is This On My Nose? (Viewers Discretion) by Lucasmuyiwaa: 8:27pm On Jun 08, 2022
Plaunontyw:
Ok

How far boss. Let’s run business
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Stay Awake At Work During My Night Shifts by Lucasmuyiwaa: 4:22pm On May 24, 2022
Ice ice ice ice ice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Stay Awake At Work During My Night Shifts by Lucasmuyiwaa: 4:04pm On May 24, 2022
Yamleg:
The rates at which workers are now getting sacked at my place of work is alarming. I can't afford to lose my job due to sleeping on duty.

Guys, kindly state things you do to stay awake all through the night.
I look forward to your replies.

Take ice ...one ice sef you no go sleep for two days.

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TV/Movies / Re: Mr Macaroni Deletes Skit About Nurses, Apologizes by Lucasmuyiwaa: 10:42pm On May 23, 2022
Video or I curse you
Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by Lucasmuyiwaa: 10:37pm On May 23, 2022
Kriss216:
I can sell all my family lands for C

You no see F abi ? Una don blind grin
Science/Technology / Re: Asteroid Twice World's Tallest Building Will Pass Through Earth On Friday (Pics) by Lucasmuyiwaa: 10:35pm On May 23, 2022
I still never see anything wey scientists say go happen...There was a time they said this particular thing go hit the earth and my roof self no shake that day.

Now e want to pass through earth again and you wan com divert am Divert am go where Abeg ?

You want to divert am make e go back to God ?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Buys New Car For A Man After Hurling Insult At Him by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:27pm On May 23, 2022
Skyview01:


I no live for a barbaric and lawless society were people beat each other.

Regardless of whatever village you live If you Bleep up dem go treat your Bleep up.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Buys New Car For A Man After Hurling Insult At Him by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:17pm On May 23, 2022
Skyview01:


If any celebrity insult my mama. I go block am or stop following him and my self esteem will prevent me from accepting any gift from him.

I am a proud person with a high self worth.

I

Some people go beat you join your proudness.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Buys New Car For A Man After Hurling Insult At Him by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:11pm On May 23, 2022
farem:


Stage your own and buy anything for someone. Even if if na mathematical set of N250.
E easy?

Mathematical sets don turn 250? Omo where are we going
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Buys New Car For A Man After Hurling Insult At Him by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:09pm On May 23, 2022
Skyview01:
You no get shame. Bloody man-SIMP.
Your fellow man insult ya mama come buy you car and you are happy about it.

So if I insult you now and gave you 3m cash later to apologize you no go collect am? Ori iya e gbale and I no go give you anything

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Buys New Car For A Man After Hurling Insult At Him by Lucasmuyiwaa: 9:07pm On May 23, 2022
Uniquetani1:
Nice
Make I insult wizkid maybe I can get private jet

Private jet wey you put for hin hand abi....ori Iya e gbale

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