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rubi96:
yes class of 2003. You?

graduated in 2007

I remember putting sponge, pant or even sanitary pad in water...yet it would still be tapped. Hidding kegs of water inside ghana must go bag or travelling bag, hiding contraband in the ceiling, i remember the dining hall mongers who would usually go in through the window to massacre food. Saturday inspections....jumping out through the back window during break so that seniors wont send you on errands(walahi, by the time you deliver one parcel..like 5 more seniors would be queueing in line for you. you go do omodo sotay break go end). I remember friday nights nlaru, vals day(oyibo thing)...choko, runser, under g...3737, indefinite suspension and deboarding(the school had no authourity to expel any student). I remember the miserable tasteless tea that would always burn my tongue...bread with muccur...some people had guardians in kitchen cos of extra food....just too numerous to mention...i rep FGGC Ibusa.

rubi96:
No 9 especially, we call it sakpa then. Happens mostly during exam period. During that time students hide by corners of the dinning hall, once it's 6 o'clock, they enter and massacre the food.

are you a fedibu babe?

Hello, I wanna share the experience I had this morning on my way to work. I hope you learn one or two things from it.


So, I boarded this bus going from Ikotun to Cele express and sat down close to one church-looking holier-than-thou brother (I'm not judging o...just describing). Fast forward to when the conductor started collecting the fare...I politely asked this brother if he was paying the conductor with change, as i was with #200 note and the complete fare was #150. If you see the way this bro looked at me and said "forward any questions you have concerning change to the conductor" (choi! ayaf die). I really felt bad sha. I jejely paid my #200, praying that i don't forget my balance with the conductor. So this my bro paid #100 and told the conductor that he was going to alight at a bus-stop half way to express. In the course of the journey, i got carried away reading news on my phone, so i kinda lost consciousness of my surrounding. Just before my bus stop I remembered my balance and that was when I noticed that this bro was still sitting beside me. We had long gone past his said bus stop. I even alighted before him o. As I continued with my journey, I kept pondering...so this bro felt he cheated the conductor? Even IF God doesn't judge him, doesn't he have a conscience? A lot of us are like this my bro, believing that we are smart. Remember when that bread seller gave you more than your balance? Or when that your customer over-paid you. We pray everyday for blessings from God meanwhile we are the reasons our prayers do not go past our ceilings. There are a lot of principles that govern life, that your pastor might not teach you. Cheating the one who has less. He must have thought that the #50 was inconsequential...but he probably just deprived the conductor's child(ren) the luxury of taking biscuit to school tomorrow or probably, that luxury of having a little egg with their dinner for a change. It might not mean anything to you...but there are a lot of little things we do that really count.

Thanks and have a swell time today.

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Topmostt:
Bia nwa ngwa isi ukwu a, mechie gi onu

jhahahahehehihohuhohuhihihahu...ka m chiwa nu gi na asusu ngwa nwa ohuhu

finally!!! okezuola anyi!!! ndi ngwa nwere onu...victory at last!!!

They should just give the verdict na. This wait ain't funny.

#TeamOkezuoAbia

Adanma Okpara.

yemixi4real:
Patience is a virtue, you don't rush while eating a hot yam #team2016Diamondinterviewhopefuls.... God go do am, keep the faith

Amen o. The wait no be here o.

Great! One down, one more to go.

Sitting down at home jobless after completion of service year in October 2014 hasn't been funny. I would really love to start up a business. I'm thinking of going into the local rice business (ofada or abakaliki). The problem now is; i have never done a business in my life,i don't even know how to go about it. I need advice on how to start up such a business as i would like to purchase from local farmers, package and sell. I would also like your opinions on which of the two (ofada and abakaliki) would be more marketable especially in lagos and south-south. Thanks for your help.

Sitting down at home jobless after completion of service year in october 2014 hasn't been funny. I would really love to start up a business. I'm thinking of going into the local rice business (ofada or abakaliki). The problem now is; i have never done a business in my life, i don't even know how to go about it. I need advice on how to start up such a business as i would like to purchase from local farmers, package and sell. I would also like your opinions on which of the two (ofada and abakaliki) would be more marketable especially in lagos and south-south. Thanks for your help.

lemme branch here . God must bless our hustle this year.

Deejayprof:
It's obvious Ur own is not Sterling Bank.
Did they state the company name or venue of Ur interview. Can U guys deduce anything from the text U received, I mean to know the nature of interview U are going for?
It's when we know the company U are to be interviewed for that we can lend a helping hand.
Nevertheless, we wish U success in the interview as we await the result of our Communication and Business Writing Skill test.
Meet U guys at the Top

The interview is for a customer service position in a bank. We had a written assessment on Friday. We don't know the bank yet. Please who knows what their customer service interviews are like?

who is in the hall?

lovelyngeee:
Oluchi,what time is yours?

3:30pm

lovelyngeee:
Pls I just got an SMS from workforce an hour ago:

Hello,you are invited for an assessment tomorrow Friday 27/11/2015 by 3:30pm at Workforce Group,beside UPS Gbagada.Come with 2copies of your CV and writing materials.
DRESS CODE:STRICTLY CORPORATE
Contact 08176669495.

Anyone got similar message?
Any Ideas on what to expect pls?

I got the same text message. The nature of the assessment was not stated. I was just told to come with writing materials. Please, who has an idea of what their assessment looks like? Can i come along with a calculator? I applied for a customer service position. Any form of help would be appreciated as it's quite urgent. Thanks.

I got an invitation for assessment tomorrow from workforce. I wonder if it's for this opening.

crixtex:
Hmmm.... dats ok... wil u b going for it.. I m in lagos buh I m feeling indifferent

the sms for aptitude test was a mistake. i was advised to ignore it was not invited for interview. if you got an invitation for interview, you should go. who knows...

crixtex:
Hmmm.... dats ok... wil u b going for it.. I m in lagos buh I m feeling indifferent

the sms for aptitude test was a mistake. i was not invited for interview.

crixtex:
U shud b sent another for interview. . d first was a mix up... are u in lagos or benin..?

i was sent an sms saying it was a mistake. i'm in lagos.

pls, did everyone who received the second test invite also receive the interview invitation?. who has gotten across to them pls? i received a second sms for an aptitude test. i have not been receiving mails from dragnet.

i just got another sms for a test. i don't know if its an error. i wrote a test two weeks ago.

awwww jenny, jnr and jason looking so dope.#swag nation. I wish them an eternity together. BTW this jennifer's ukwu has been causing commotion since our days in fggc ibusa...my girl garrit.

Finally logged in...Apapa on tuesday by 1.00pm. Please, has anybody been able to upload his/her photo? I've been trying to...without success. Can i do that with my phone?

Yeahreen:
All D details u require is also in d text msg yuh received.

Its just my login details. No date, venue or time. I've tried logging in but I got an error message.

Hi, I got a text message early this morning to check my mailbox for my test details. I've refreshed my inbox and checked my spam folder but found nothing. Any other person with same issue?

Please, I need info on the admission details into the academy for 2015/2016 academic session. The requirements and how to apply. I can't really get a clear info from their website. Anyone with useful and genuine info should please help. Its really urgent. thanks

Vulu:
Unfortunately for you, Kelvin Ogholi is an Igbo and a graduate from Absu. It's 2-2 in a land where yoruba outnumber Igbo. Igbos lead on away goals rule.

kelvin ain't igbo. He schooled in absu but he is from delta state. One Nigeria bro.