₦airaland Forum

Joelsunnys:
[s]I have been with this lady for the past 3yrs and she is the type that is not open minded to me untill recently she changed after much separation and settlement. My question now is that while I come to visit her I get full hug, then when am to leave her the good bye hug is usually not as good as the welcoming hug. So ladies, guys what do you have to say on this. Mind you criticism is allowed.[/s]

Mr. Man stop wasting my time.

I ran in here thinking you wanted me to contribute money for you & not this rubbish.
What a waste!

I'm so disappointed right now.



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This kettle is still manageable.
Dear Nairalanders, anywhere you see the kettles below, RUN!
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As for me, I don't even waste time.
Once I see those evil kettles, I push pregnant women out of my way, trample on little babies still learning to crawl & take to my heels.

No time.


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marvelck:
[s]Let's save lives by reposting this till it get to the authority. This is Carter Bridge in Lagos State. Before it collapse, Government do something...

Please Lalasticlala kindly move this to Front page.

Thanks[/s]

Oga move naa! Sheybi space dey your front!!
Abi whish kain rubbish be dis wan?
Stop blocking other vehicles for Christ sake.



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Once he / she is old enough to masturbate, it's time to leave

I see Widal Reduction is ticked which indicates typhoid.








You are going to die soon and there is nothing you can do about it.
Drop your account details before you go.

Thanks.

The only thing every American whether black, white or red agrees on is drugs.


Ask Tinubu.

Afonja & domestic violence na 5 & 6



By the way, is that a feeding bottle transfusing sepe into his bloodstream?
These Afonjas no go kill person with innovation!


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This is not Lagos.

Judging by the attire of the ignorant mob watching, this happened in Northern Nigeria.

Not just any northern state like Kaduna or Kano.
This happened where formal education is a taboo, where poverty is a way of life, where human life can be exchanged for promises of virgins, where puberty translates to sexual consent, where religion is a valid excuse for violence...

This happened in one of Kebbi, Zamfara, Sokoto, Gombe, Bauchi or Jigawa.



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egbarison:
A friend of mine needs help

You need to man up!


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It's called delegation.

A good manager / administrator delegates effectively to his subordinates to achieve set targets.

In this case, the SUG President delegated death to this hapless simpleton & he carried out his task with minimal stress.

We need more selfless employees like this if Nigeria is to move forward.

Cheers.

I will never make a report or put him in trouble with the police

Further proof of stupidity.
Seems the dude has a Benz and a very big preeq.



Awon E-warrior pocohantish feminists.

Na online dem dey get mouth.
Auntie, why didn't you tell him all these to his face?

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Why is this in the Romance Section?

Tiwa Savage in 6 years time...



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While people are looking for money all over Nigeria see what these elderly babies are doing with their time.


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Officialgarri:
Your mum is a gold digger and I see the trait in you too

I doubt if she agrees with her mom - reason she opened this thread.
She is obviously battling that African mental slavery notion to always "obey one's parents" no matter how illogical their actions may seem.

1. Your father remarried but your mother couldn't shows that she is the one with the issues
2. Your mother is materialistic
3. Your mother wants you to remain as miserable and unloved as she is (a feminist trait)
4. Your mother is scared you will achieve something she couldn't so she is out to ruin it by any means necessary


Verdict: Your mom is bitter she cannot keep a home and doesn't want you to get a happy & long-lasting marriage - something she doesn't have.


Solution: Align with your father & siblings, get married. Ignore her rants. Make sure you build your home.
Once your marriage is about 5 years and 2 kids old, she will either swallow her pride & embrace you or commit suicide.



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FlyingTOMATOE:
[s]Good morning I heard Nairaland does a lot of wonders when looking for people.
In 2009 I traveled from Kwara State to university of Maiduguri for Post utme exams. After the post jamb exams, I decided to wait and worship at the Catholic church on the campus.
That Sunday, I met a lady whose name I can't remember but we talked a lot and she told me she was from Kaduna. She had a special way she talks that I find very hard to describe. She asked me if I had a phone and honestly I had non then and I even forgot to collect her number too.
I was hoping I would gain admission to the school and would see her again but I wasn't admitted. Later graduated from the University of Ilorin.[/s]

No name
No picture
No department
No physical description
No notable landmark
No notable event


Sadly, Nairaland is not a babalawo shrine where we can conjure spirits from a calabash at your behest.

10 years (including 4 years of Buhari) means she's probably dead sef.



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officialflex:
[s]I am a fresher in the university of osun state and we are about to start exams. My dad had it all planned he is already talked to a friend and he promised to help by giving him loan to pay by February ending and he called telling us to forget it that he could not come up with the amount. I am supposed to pay about 250k including tuition and other fees required, I paid for my acceptance fee out of my personal money so it not something I can back out on. I really do not know anybody on here but I will appreciate any assistance in case you need a proof you can text me on 08128508787. I will show you my admission letter and all. It took me a great deal to come on here and say this I really do not have a choice[/s]

Oh.
So you even have parents.

All I see here is you were given your school fees but you squandered it & now you want to play on good people's intelligence.
You can't eat your cake & have it.

I pray you drop out & your parents refuse to send you back to school.

Rubbish!



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psalmsmiles:
you forgot "spits" bro

Thanks.



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So this is where Banky fvcked Adesua?


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olowolayemoh:
Pls share ur candid advice, I want to invest my money on business, probably buying and selling, but dont know what kind of business I can put my money on

Skull mining.

All I see here are two men with black preeqs getting ready to play football.


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Obara Jesus!!!

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No be Rochas?


He go arrange Oluwole Certificate of Return.

Watch.

No be Rochas?


He go arrange Oluwole Certificate of Return.

Watch.

Which of them wrote all his exams for him?

Stretch marks
Dirty skin
Black craw-craw patches / blots
Slippers breasts
Burnt plantain knuckles
Black lips



Shift! Shift!! Shift!!!



















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A dwarf is wondering why she is unloved.


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Why will I want to meet faeces eating girls?

Nah.

We all know what he'll prepare.

Ambulances and First-Aid boxes should be provided within that vicinity ASAP.

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