Olawrites:
The woman is an idiot. A she-goat that incite ladies against men. F*k the bitch. Feminist biatch.All they do in that group is to gather, one of them brings up a juicy story to deceive ignorant others about how Evil Men was in their life and the hatred on men begin.
They even advise the married ones on how to deal with their husbands, kill him, deprive of something, tackle his mother & siblings etc.
Some of those bitter women eventually spilled into Nairaland.
Needless to say, none of them was married and the few that were had very dirty marriages.

She no let us enjoy ladies.

She dey craze

Hahahahahaha

I like this guy.

snrman:
Everywhere is smelling fish

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This was one of the pioneers of the aggressive & frustrated feminists you see in Nigeria today.

I once sneaked into that evil group & witnessed first-hand, how she brainwashed fish-brained females to hate men.
All they do in that group is to gather, one of them brings up a juicy tale about The Evil That Men Do and BOOM! hatred unleashed.
They even advise the married ones on how to deal with their husbands, kill him, deprive of something, tackle his mother & siblings etc.

Some of those bitter women eventually spilled into Nairaland.
Needless to say, none of them was married and the few that were had very dirty marriages.

I can't waste precious RIPs on this hell-bound idiot.



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MyVILLAGEpeople:
That bouncer at the back is even fresher than Small doctor.

Smell his towel first...

I disagree.

99% of Nigerian females due to their high body count and addiction to sex, have their wombs drooping lower than the normal womb.
Some of them have their wombs even coming out of their vagina & once you brave the stench of rotten fish to take off their underwear, you are greeted by this sight...

Every Nigerian female above 13 years old has sucked at least 10 different preeqs.
3 in every 5 Nigerian girl aged 16 & above is not a virgin.
4 in every 5 Nigerian girl aged 18 & above has had at least 3 abortions.
4 in every 5 Nigerian female aged 25 & above is bleached.
2 in every 5 Nigerian female aged 25 & above no longer has a womb.
2 in every 5 Nigerian female aged 25 & above has an unwanted child.
4 in every 5 married Nigerian female is an adulteress.
5 in every 5 Nigerian female aged 18 & above has slept with a landlord, boss, pastor, lecturer, policeman/soldier, gateman, taxi driver etc for favours.

So he couldn't sign all these bills but presented a NEPA bill to us in 2015.

bahagoboy:
dear nairalanders am new here I have been reading about lala the mod can some one pls help for his picture for me to know him

Are you happy now?

behza:
[s]Am looking for a cheap used laptop for 15k, its urgent and I need it in good working condition around lagos. if you know of any available one or you have one to see with good battery and charger, pls indicate with your number below.[/s]

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So for your church mind, you can get a laptop of 15k abi?
If dem scam you now, you go open thread to dey disturb us for Nairaland.


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Adejare0559:
and I'm still at home still hustling

Oh, so you even have a house and a phone to type this trash with.
Sell that phone and the house and you'll have more than enough for your school fees.

Scammers everywhere.

You get luck say we no dey face to face.
Idiot.


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I always thought lesbians had taste?



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obembet:
[s]Barcelona will once again take on a side in the Champions League who bring back good memories.

The Blaugrana won the 2009 Champions League final 2-0 against Manchester United, and followed that up with a 3-1 victory over the same opponent in 2011.

However the Camp Nou also invokes good memories for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, United's head coach, as his 93rd minute goal, after Teddy Sheringham's 91st minute leveller, won the Red Devils the 1999 Champions League final.
Now on the dugout, he will look to eliminate the Blaugrana after resurrecting the fortunes of United.[/s]

If Manchester United could threaten Barca you wouldn't need to create a thread about it.

I haven't seen any "How Barca can hurt Man Utd" articles.

You wanna know why?
Cuz Barca WILL hurt Man Utd.
They don't need a thread to tell them.



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yarimo:
Announcement all vaseline crew members of Sambisa Forest branch should report on this thread immediately. Announcer chairman Vaseline crew Sambisa Forest branch.

We dey here

Afonjas will cross Sagamu, Ore, Benin, Asaba, head bridge, Onitsha just to steal pant.

Haba!


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Davido sef.

Your hits are everywhere already.
Must we also see you everywhere?


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He must win the FIFA Best Goalkeeper Award this year.


If not...

Ambode is releasing dirt little by little...

All the answers are here:

https://justpublishingadvice.com/can-you-find-all-27-figure-of-speech-examples



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