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Pridestorm:
What has happened to INEC Chairman that I no longer see him on a live broadcast? Did guys also noticed it?

cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

Renew your GoTv subscription ogbeni.

Stop watching your reflection.



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Belongs to a Navy man.

The odds of him coming back to rob me two weeks later is 1.18


I'll pass.

pocohantas

Rubiesangel:
A very lovely event. I hope by this, women will begin to rise to take their place in the society.

Your place is in the kitchen. Nobody is dragging that with you.

Rise, enter there and prepare me a heavy meal before I shift your jaw with a backhand slap!

Imagine the kind of stench that will ooze out of that hall from the combination of numerous rotten fish smell.


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And just like that, she is already pregnant for TuFace.



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Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



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So what happened after he rolled himself in mud, yelled at the top of his voice and finally emerged from the grave empty handed?

Did the mob just stare at him & let him go or did they...
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This is old naa AutoJosh


Anyway, I deserve my seat because the pregnant feminist should have fvcked someone with a car, the old hag should have raised better sons to take care of her in old age, the wounded man needs to learn the hard way why fighting over a politician is stupid.

And that's no accident victim AutoJosh, that's either a homeless man or a zombie(correct thyself).

The homeless dude should first tell me where the hell he is heading to.


Verdict: None of these idiots deserve my seat.



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He voted Buhari no doubt.

They are still celebrating.




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21. Everyone masturbates. Anyone who tells you he / she doesn't masturbate is a liar.

salah101:
[s]pls someone should help me with some good ashawo locations in Awka city....
I need it asap.[/s]

Again, every Igbo girl (married or single) is an ashewo for the right amount.

Easy peasy.


1. Wear a wire.
2. Seduce the Islamic goat-raping heathen with stockings, fishnets, school uniforms, pigtails, lunch boxes or anything that arouses the paedophile in him.
3. Make sure you do not UnCloth completely and risk exposing the wire
4. Give him a mind blowing position (preferably the leapfrog style) until he loses his senses and gets to that stage where we promise to buy you private jets & pet dragons
5. Make him promise to let Zaina go. Make sure you get this part on record.
6. Replay it in court.

Problem solved!
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NEXT!

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This is how I will tear pocohantas' face on our special day.
I'll make sure the slap is strong enough to expel feminism & preeqhunting from her flat skull in the form of dandruff.

Then I will cap it off with one of my award-winning secret recipe of early morning halitosis-laced spit.

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I can't wait to get married!

Five almajiris voters down, millions more to go.