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Crime › Re: BREAKING: Wizkid Leads Over A Thousand #ENDSARS Protesters In London (VIDEO) by Luftwaffe(f): 5:35pm On Oct 11, 2020

Typical Yoruba man beating his chest after the war is over. By the way, I count 27 people...

Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Took EndSARS Campaign To Church (photos, video) by Luftwaffe(f): 5:27pm On Oct 11, 2020

That's a shrine not a church.

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Technology Market › Re: *sold**Hp Probook 440 G6 16gb Ram 256gb Ssd + 500gb Hdd -265k- by Luftwaffe(f): 5:26pm On Oct 11, 2020

mattywealth:
hp probook 440 g6 (clean USA used)
14 icnhes FHD IPS Display
Intel i7-8565U @ 1.8GHz base speed up to 4.6GHz max speed
16GB DDR4 RAM
256GB SSD + 500GB HDD
Intel UHD Graphics 620
Keyboard Light
Type C charging port
Fingerprint scanner

laptop and charger only

265k

Your wristwatch is fake

Politics › Re: Jegede Of PDP Overtake Akeredolu With Massive Margin by Luftwaffe(f): 1:12pm On Oct 11, 2020

Prompto:
Your father is free to come make me.

Yorubas truly their respect elders.

Crime › Re: BREAKING: House Of Reps To Dissolve FSARS. (VIDEO) by Luftwaffe(f): 11:21pm On Oct 08, 2020

Nah. They can't disown their children.

Technology Market › Re: Brand New Sealed Jbl Charge 4 55k by Luftwaffe(f): 11:18pm On Oct 08, 2020

Owodiran1:
Available available

20k & 2 SK.

Pets › Re: My Nsd Black by Luftwaffe(f): 11:17pm On Oct 08, 2020

Ezeaba:
please help my 7weeks Nsd can't eat I don't know what to do

Eat it.

Phones › Re: New Midrange Samsung Galaxy A71 Or Old Flagship Samsung Galaxy S9 Plus by Luftwaffe(f): 11:14pm On Oct 08, 2020

Venoms001:
Fellow Samsung users i need your advise on this. Both are of the same price range.
Please chinese phone users stay off, I'm not buying phone only to start ordering spare parts from Ali express

If you want peace of mind, go for the S9+.

Samsung places priority on its flagships. Any other Samsung asides the Galaxy S & Note series are Chinese rip-offs designed for Transsion/Xiaomi/Itel/LG/Umdigi fanboys. They are crap. The 105MP cameras quoted are still inferior to the 12MP on the S9 when you compare their pics. The battery won't last beyond a year. The processors are not mates. The curved screen looks cooler & is sharper.

After 2 years, you'll still find buyers for your S9+.

Go for the S9+ without thinking twice.

Romance › Re: Women, What Do Men Do That Turn You Off? by Luftwaffe(f): 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2020

nwaezeemmanuel:
Guessing this is your ideal body for a man.
Interesting to know!

You type like a simp.
She typed something, you still had to re-type it again in acknowledgement. Na wa.

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Technology Market › Re: Brand New Sealed Jbl Charge 4 55k by Luftwaffe(f): 12:40am On Oct 08, 2020

Owodiran1:
Brand new sealed jbl charge 4 55k

20k

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Science/Technology › Re: First Ever All-White Albino Shark Caught Off UK Coast (Pictures) by Luftwaffe(f): 7:36pm On Oct 05, 2020

Interesting. I wonder how it tastes with peppersoup & mortuary standard Trophy?

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Crime › Re: Traders In Computer Village Prevent SARS Officers From Arresting A Man (Video) by Luftwaffe(f): 7:28pm On Oct 05, 2020

Nigerian Runz girls are against ENDSARS to spite the boys. They forget that if the boys don't eat, they'll starve too.

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Politics › Re: Man Names His Newborn Son 'Buhari' In Honour Of President Buhari (Photos) by Luftwaffe(f): 7:26pm On Oct 05, 2020

How did the father arrive at the conclusion that the boy is a dullard?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: If Invited To Become Nigeria’s President, I Will Consider It A Demotion by Luftwaffe(f): 7:22pm On Oct 05, 2020

Before CAMA 2020, Adeboye & Oyedepo were silent on government matters. Now, they care about the country. grin

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Politics › Re: Buhari Issues Strong Warning To Adeboye, Others by Luftwaffe(f): 7:21pm On Oct 05, 2020

DLuciano:
can't you see how daft you are? that is why your likes are being reduced to eating grasses like the cows controlled by the herdsmen.

Why was your daddy silent before CAMA 2020? grin

Politics › Re: Buhari Issues Strong Warning To Adeboye, Others by Luftwaffe(f): 12:16pm On Oct 05, 2020

The only reason Adeboye is criticizing Buhari recently is because his Church business has been threatened.

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Crime › Re: Kishore Aman: Nigerian Arrested In India For Selling Drugs To Bollywood Actor by Luftwaffe(f): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2020

How about the Indian actor?

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Crime › Re: Woman Roasts Her 11-Year-Old Son's Hands Because Of Food In Akwa Ibom(Graphic) by Luftwaffe(f): 12:11pm On Oct 04, 2020

Well, she has food now.

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Crime › Re: SARS Shot A Young Man In Ughelli, Delta State (video) by Luftwaffe(f): 11:43am On Oct 04, 2020

airminem:
Add (share) at the end of the shares numbers

Lol. Thanks. kiss

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Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Scientists Develop Cheaper & Faster Covid-19 Test Kits by Luftwaffe(f): 10:18pm On Oct 03, 2020

Ehiscotch:
Sums what up?

How ineffective it is.
What's the point in having a test result out fast if it's inaccurate? I'd rather wait 24hrs for the full detection.

Health › Re: Skinny Diary by Luftwaffe(f): 9:17pm On Oct 03, 2020

MhisTahrah:
Please communicate in clear terms.Spitting what out?

https://playloaded.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/5e97cc797c4adf001edfc55f_PLAYLOADED.COM.png

Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Scientists Develop Cheaper & Faster Covid-19 Test Kits by Luftwaffe(f): 9:10pm On Oct 03, 2020

Macsjebs:
Although Salako added that the detection rate of the NIMR test kit is “a little lower than that of PCR

Sums it up.

Health › Re: Skinny Diary by Luftwaffe(f): 9:08pm On Oct 03, 2020

MhisTahrah:
Oh...what did you mean then?

I mean you should swallow if you want to gain weight. Stop spitting it out.

Health › Re: Skinny Diary by Luftwaffe(f): 9:05pm On Oct 03, 2020

MhisTahrah:
Thank you. I eat swallow a lot though.

That's not what I meant...

Romance › Re: What’s The Origin Of Boyfriend Day? by Luftwaffe(f): 9:03pm On Oct 03, 2020

missimelda01:
Your day?
Sorry sir..never knew such day existed

Not my day anyway. Mine will be Sugar Daddy Day.
But you get my point. Days reserved for men like Fathers Day are usually ignored but we have more than eight Mothers Days in a year.

IamD18:
How many times have you opened a thread to ask for the origin and reasons why women celebrate Mother's Day atleast 20 times a year. Or are you upset boyfriends were celebrated today?

Case in point. grin

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