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Why will you see, the question should be how many people voted.

You don't want to tell yourselves the truth. The truth is that the real Biafrans boycotted the election

Who is this chain smoker again, see lips

Trying to defend a person that stated and invented 97% and 5% ideology

ladybee98:
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Go ahead, are you taking permission for that, is your life.. .nonsense. I just discovered i wasted some mbs on this thread.

, Anambra Apc chairman is from orumba north, the traditional rulers has also been compromised, you know what i mean.

python1:
Where is cownu hiding?

You usually piss me off with your reasoning, is your cownu holding any position in Nigeria govt that you are asking for him, anyways you and the nig. Military should be held liable of his disappearance.

Back to topic, liar Mohammed family has warned him to stop disgracing them, maybe he is abiding Now. Time shall tell

You don't have the right to talk to her until you talk and advice your own brother. Where is your brother, the husband. You only told us the woman is flirting, what about your brother, maybe they are playing the same game.

You don't have right to advice the wife of your brother unless you have spoken to your own brother and he tells you that he has done his best, that you can help him.

Bunch of confused things, you can imagine this propaganda and lies analysis.

These illiterates are taken us for granted, i taught i should see names and portfolio.

I don't know reason behind the defence because this man called buhari has said his appointments and treatment should be 97% and 5%. He has also been abiding by it so for me no biggy.

sarrki:
@ Tonye please remember to break it to each geo political zone

Not lumps everything as north

We should also be matured in our analysis

It is obvious that you are irredeemable Zombie, you can no longer think and see.

Please reduce your ignorance in such a well researched and articulated write up.

Zombies should learn how to restrict themselves to illiterate threads. Let intellectuals handle a good write up

Scarce ke, ,be deceiving yourself. It seems you are yet to see men that women turned down.

Husband material is scarce just like wife material.

We know Sir, thanks for speaking up.

buharis cup will soon full. The consequences of his evil will also befall on his children, children that is not telling him the truth

Is not our business, that is what they wished themselves.

Animal ,is this anwuka thing back after squandering our money in oversea medical trip.

Buhari, buhari, buhari, your cup will full soonest.

You see people terrorist has killed

Women and lies, must you be a virgin, what is the biggie making noise with it.

Is your husband to be a virgin too. Women are always the cause of there problem.

Your mouth.

He has tested it before marriage and he wishes to continue so why are you still blabbing.

I will be withdrawing all my monies in my Gtb account anything i will be free this week, i will move it to another bank, i bank with.

Gtbank have poor services these days, for almost 6months + now, i have not received any SMS or mail of my balance with them even despite my several mails to them.

Interesting, money is speaking.

Air Force 1,are you there

Politics, only northern states

Buhari is up to something soon, he want to empower them thus this cooked story, he want to soil his ground for 2019.

How come is it only the northern states that claimed to be feeding the whole nation.

This people don't know we are wise, we are watching

Who is this one again

Since is kogireports, i won't take them serious, they have been compromised by that disappointment they call governor.

I was so happy when this man became gov by chance thinking he will use his youthful age to achieve so he will open doors for other youths, i never knew he is ..........

sarrki:
Am a patriot

I don't stand with any party

I stand with performing individuals

Performing individual indeed, so can you name the individual performing in this government.

As for obj, i have stopped taking him serious for long.

*WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!

*...ODIDERE AYEKOTO...*

*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.

*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.

*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:

*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.

*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.

*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.

*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.

*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.

*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.

*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.

*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.

*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.

*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*

*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.

*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.

*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.

*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.

*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.

*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.

*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.

*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.

*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.

*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.

*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.

*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.

*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.

*The list is almost endless..."*

*This is Nigeria of 2016*

*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*

*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*

*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*

*The Minister of Power studied Law*

*The Minister of Communications studied Law*

*The Minister of Transport studied English*.

*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*

*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*

*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*

*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*

*IGP studied Agriculture*

*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recess*.

*THANKS*

_~#copied***_

Who is he writing to, buhari ,hmmmmmm.

He will sweep it under the carpet.

nwizu042:
Hi nairalanders, I want to start my uber business and don't know how or where to start.. Please advice me on everything including best car for it, cost of registrations and what to expect from the business... Thank you.

Nothing oooh, my advice don't near them, you can do your own thing, go to airport etc.

Uber isn't worth the hype, they take 25% and they don't charge higher, so you will discover you will end up suffering to even get fuel money.

Atimes there app is poor, you can drive 15mins to a place you will pick someone at end either the rider cancels it or the app will still tell you that you have more 5mins or more ahead.

Seriously the person i know that did it, the stories wasn't worth it.

If uber can reduce their commission to 15%.

You loved him bc you saw wealth in Ghana, so you quickly opened your legs without him doing the tradition, you are a disgrace to womanhood.

Would you have loved him if he is poor, when he was booking flights for you, you didn't tell us

Can a man who is cheating on the wife also kill her.

Nonsense, learn how to consider both parties

Next thing is to come to nairaland for advice of unwanted pregnancy or HIV etc. Now is enjoyment time, no need to think of implications.

How dare him declare, he knows the agreement between him and Jagaban