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Business / Re: Fed Government N200 Billion Intervention Fund For Msmes 2024 - How To Apply by lukui: 12:30am On Apr 30
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6. Alert MFB

NA only that consumer credit i fit do for now bwcause of bad phone wey id ey use, and I no get data, I pray make BABA GOD bless me and u all!
Share with someone! Good morning Nairaland #itiswell!
Romance / Re: Do Women Get Hot In Public Like Men Do? by lukui: 12:21am On Apr 30
Yes they do, one day at my former workplace, one of our female staff was rubbing her clit with her fingernails, she didnt know I saw her, when her. She quickly sat down and swallowed the enjoyment.

Another one was on sallah day, my uncle's wife was giving him green light at our dinning table, we were very small then, and didn't know what she was doing, even I too didn't know till I grew up( matured) !
Romance / Re: Husband Scarcity Hits South-East; Igbo Women Lament Lack Of Sexual Partners by lukui: 2:37am On Mar 09
Bride price 1 billion dollars

No wonder most of them end up in broth.els collecting 500 naira telling guys to "do quick , another customer dey outside!"

Ehn shebi you no Fear God, keep using your brain

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Business / Re: The Official Dollar Rate Is Now Worse Than Black Market Rate Under Buhari by lukui: 2:46am On Jan 30
See all these set of funny people

Even high sch economics will tell you about laws of demand and supply, import and export?


How many companies are manufacturing in Nigeria,

Are they not all moribund and wallowing in squalor and redundancy? Some have even left



Every thing is imported and you are busy shouting the naira is losing value, even my Mtn sim , my china phone and chargers aren't made in Nigeria.


Is Nigeria producing anything to earn foreign exchange?

I was reading a report earlier that NNPC didn't remit any money to CBN up till this moment.


Can you believe that?

You are not working and you want to eat? Are you joking?

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Politics / Re: FG Working Hard To Bring Down Inflation, Exchange Rates - Mohammed Idris by lukui: 2:30am On Jan 30
Thank God I didn't even vote for Tinubu,

Sometimes I don't blame those who call Nigeria a zoo, anything goes inside the jungle



Eat or be eaten alive!

May God save and protect us!
Business / Re: CBN Releases $500m To Clear Verified FOREX Backlog by lukui: 2:13am On Jan 30
Many don't work again

All they do is buy dollars and keep it!


Well it's not their fault it's because of the kind of govt that we have.

#itiswell!
Politics / Re: Fulani Threatening To Stop Bringing Food To Yoruba Land by lukui: 1:53am On Jan 27
Where will they store it?

Tomatoes are usually plucked unripe

They ripen inside the trailers when they are being brought to Lagos and south Nigeria

So ask them how they will preserve their products?

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Politics / Re: How Is It That Tinubu Cannot Halt Naira Downward Slide? by lukui: 1:43am On Jan 27
First Tinubu didn't come to salvage the nation nor her economy, he came to enrich himself with power and fix his stooges and cronies into high places of power before he will depart aso rock.

Secondly, the naira dollar brouhaha isnt an on/off switch button that you just press and everything goes back to normal status quo
Alot of machinations are in play with the naira

Read what kingsley moghalu said in the news today about the naira.

And many companies are leaving our country, like glaxosmithkline, unilever don japa go Ghana, Dunlop and many others too have fled.


All those big guys are not concerned about the sufferings of the people save their own pockets, but unlike what the op said, the naira cannot reach 4k, last last na 2k and they , CBN can do some wuruwuru or magomago to it.

Some suggested decimation like ghanians did in ghana but that will still enshrine poverty the more as the rich will keep getting rich and the poor poorer.

Nigeriand and cbn all know what needs to be done!
But when will it be done?

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Phones / Re: What Is Your Experience With Nokia Android Phones? by lukui: 1:31am On Jan 27
Thought they are Microsoft coded and not google coded unlike tecno and Infinix,

E get one name then dey call them

Yes window phones!


Are they all window phones?
Correct me if I am wrong.
Food / Re: See The 100 Naira Onions I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi by lukui: 1:22am On Jan 24
Shebi they told you to go and farm, you are busy doing Yahoo Yahoo, later money ritual, will you eat your money?

Aliero, an onion farm town is just on the road if you are coming from sokoto to jega, still in kebbi state.

They mass plant onions there!
Benefits of single cropping which aboki guys are synonymous with.

You read book , read book sotey, na aboki wey no get waec dey rule una

#itiswell!

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Crime / Re: UNIJOS Student Stabbed By Female Neighbour For 'Making Noise' by lukui: 12:25am On Jan 14
Jos people and wahala be like Tinubu and Corruption
Politics / Re: CBN Moves Departments To Lagos State by lukui: 12:23am On Jan 14
Lagos na your mate?
Politics / Re: Betta Edu: Why I Approved Payment Of ₦‎585 Million Into A Private Account by lukui: 8:05am On Jan 06
Ghen ghen


Action film
Politics / Re: African Countries With The Highest Number Of UNESCO World Heritage Sites by lukui: 3:10pm On Jan 05
Definitely south Africa
Politics / Re: All Past Ondo Governors Dead Except Mimiko (see full List) by lukui: 6:51am On Dec 31, 2023
I spent a year in Ondo. If you are very familiar with their lifestyle you will know it's more of health issues than ju.ju. I don't say there is no ju.ju oh!

Ondo is a nice place, even my best life memories were when I was there, cool place, friendly people.

Beer, alcohol, cigarettes, smoking weed, womanizing, prostitution, all those things kill a man more than ju.ju.

My own opinion!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FRSC Ranks And Salary: What You Need To Know Before Joining The Federal Road Saf by lukui: 12:28am On Dec 30, 2023
Is the website still going ? It says error here
Education / Re: Worst Fruits Globally For The Diabetics And Obese With Pictures And Details by lukui: 12:35am On Dec 24, 2023
Eat fibre rich fruits like dates to lower blood sugar level
Politics / Re: Tinubu Announces Plans To End Food Insecurity In Nigeria by lukui: 2:04am On Dec 16, 2023
BALABLU



This guy doesn't know people are suffering oh

Where is palliative? Where is the rice?

The grant 50k that the president said he is sharing, them padlock it with cac certificate

What about those who dont have cac?




E be like say we are living in different world with this Mr president oh
Politics / Re: We’re Only Able To Transmit 8,100MW Of 13,000MW Generated Electricity - TCN by lukui: 2:00am On Dec 16, 2023
MOHBAD: even nepa self no get light,
Even Alfa self no G again.





Nothing works in my country again. Chai!
Music/Radio / Re: Giza - Burna Boy - Feat. Seyi Vibez (Official Music Video) by lukui: 1:56am On Dec 16, 2023
I stopped downloading burna after he collected Grammy,

I couldn't believe my eardrums any longer

Or may be I became deaf

Check songs like "Gba " "Chase " by Dj jimmy jatt ft burna, and so on, 2015, 2017

But these days may be the weed is too much I don't know
Politics / Re: God Has Departed From Wike’ – Primate Ayodele by lukui: 1:47am On Dec 16, 2023
Dey play, even a neonate knows politicians don't worship God or play by our rules.


Don't be surprised if he keeps soaring high.

Those guys are evil!
Politics / Re: NNPC Delegates Meet Anambra State Government Over Natural Gas In The State (pics by lukui: 1:43am On Dec 16, 2023
Chetas81:
AVENUE FOR THIS GUYS TO KILLED THEIR SELF MORE


Or go to B*AFRA!
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Return To Lagos, Abduct Two, Demand N500m Ransom by lukui: 1:41am On Dec 16, 2023
Don't abuse Sanwo Olu


May be his statement was made to flush them out


Revere psychology

!
Health / Re: The 10 Most Abused Drugs In Africa by lukui: 1:31am On Dec 16, 2023
One of the bad quotes I learnt from NAIRALAND


EVEN IF DEVIL SMOKED A TRAILER LOAD OF WEED, HE CANNOT BECOME THE MOST HIGH!


GOOD MORNING!
Romance / Re: Indecent Dressing By Ladies Seen Everywhere On The Streets This Yule Tide! (Pic) by lukui: 2:20am On Dec 13, 2023
I miss the north

It was when I saw women in the market that I knew I am in the south.

You can spend months in the north , without hardly seeing any woman or naked woman
Politics / Re: Senators Under Pressure To Pass 2024 Budget Without Scrutiny - Sahara Reporters by lukui: 2:21am On Dec 06, 2023
Jagaban himself

You are checking today's date on your phone

Tinubu is already in 2024,


You are shouting budget, budget, budget,

Jagaban is thinking about snatching Kano and winning 2027.


Like Yoruba proverb "iya n ronu Omo n roka, irony opapo!"

Art of war : NEVER LET THE ENEMY SEE YOU COMING, BE STEALTH AND DEADLY, THE UNSEEN PUNCH HURTS THE MOST!"


#ITISWELL!
Politics / Re: Full Details Of The 2024 Budget by lukui: 2:14am On Dec 06, 2023
Relooted funds

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Celebrities / Re: HISTORY: How OLIVER DE Coque's Most Kept Secret Took Him To An Early Grave As by lukui: 2:09am On Dec 06, 2023
RIP

THE KING OF HIGHLIFE

GOOGLE CELEBRATED HIM POST HUMOURSLY SOME YEARS AGO I THINK 2021



WE DONT VALUE OUR PEOPLE TILL THEY DIE!

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Education / Re: Frustration, Mass Resignation Have Hit Public Varsities – ASUU Tells Tinubu by lukui: 2:02am On Dec 06, 2023
Brain drain is affecting almost all the sectors, many with talents and skills are leaving novices behind

I went to a computer shop today to repair a computer, the boss was scolding his apprentices, they misbehaved.

The guy na one In a million

And I am very sure it's almost like that for every sector, the old and knowledgeable are either dying or JAPAing to greener pastures

Nobody wants to die in this sh*t hole

God bless Nigeria! #itiswell!
Education / Re: Frustration, Mass Resignation Have Hit Public Varsities – ASUU Tells Tinubu by lukui: 1:59am On Dec 06, 2023
Xscape1993:
Their president can be employed as one of the lecturers.

Make him dey teach students BALABLU?


ARE YOU K*DDING? LOL!

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Phones / Re: Just Landed,phone Deal In Bulk And Unit by lukui: 1:52am On Dec 06, 2023
How much

Post the price list or pictures or your contact or whatsapp

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