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It's not only nin that the phone number is linked to

The phone numbers are linked to "YOU KNOW WHO! " too

Welcome to Nigeria

You will just be explaining tire!

#itiswell!

Nothing new about it, those working in the banks too know the meaning of the word " December" in the Nigerian calendar. The way they will be looking for cash, they will even want to rob you if you are passing jejely on the road for cash.

Thats why I love hausa guys, most of them dont use banks, they just open accounts there for opening sake!!


Stupid banks

If you pass in their front, some of them will debit you!
#itiswell!

When did I even load their voucher last, na bank recharge many people use these days.

For Airtel 200 naira one gig, code just dial *141# then select my offer, then select 4 my data offer, at no 3 u will see 500 mb for 100 naira, subscribe it twice that is one gig,

But E dey select Sim Sha

Share with your loved ones.

Thanks

Keep deceiving yourselves

The ones that will spoil, decay and waste or turn useless will even be more than the ones they will eventually exchange?

Many Hausa guys don't use banks,

I work in a bank before. Many of them don't believe in banks. What of bandits sharing the old notes to people?

Buhari and Emefiele are just fighting the air, they can't win,
Crime will still continue, and corruption will still continue, a house divided against itself cannot stand, he buhari has failed the anti corruption crusade, all he is just doing now is stubborn "snake venom",
#itiswell!

Mumu buhari he is still thinking that we are in 1985 when he is Commander In Chief
Court told him to release Nnamdi Kanu, he declined, release Zaky Zaky, he said no, release Sambo Dasuki, he refused

Stubborn like Devil,

You can't loot a bank or house without holding the ground? It can't work, he wants to crash the roof on the house whilst the householders are still inside? Can it work?

He will leave office on May 29, the governor's will just hold a meeting amongst themselves and allow him, the mumu man to leave office, when he has left, they will tell the new president, to remove the "good policy" and let us keep "sinning" .

You want to fight our corruption, our darling corruption? Mee Sunnaana Buhari nne? Waaak a sheege!

As for political guys, I am supporting THIEF.NUBU,
I AM INSIDE MY FACE ME I CHOOK YOU HOUSE, COME AND BEAT ME!

Please tell STUBBORN BUHARI, (buhari, buhari, buhari, how many times did I call you? Your father!!!!!!)
#itiswell!

Toor

We thank God!

Couldn't even remember when I last used my Twitter

It's us using the social media that s giving them edge

If everybody ignore them

Their shakara will reduce

#BeGood!

Human beings are just like HIV/AIDS, you can't diagnose them/it by mere looking at their faces

Like a doctor you have to go to the lab, collect their blood samples, do series of tests, use heavy machines and wait for the results to emerge before coming to conclusion.

They are hydra- headed like the devil's hair, they are very very complicated.

#BeGood!

It's not impossible but the chances are very slim and it's 50/50


Best advice is even if you later meet her, just go offline and start REAL LIFE dating from the scratch!

Even the person sitting in front of you, you can't know his or her character till you have lived together or cohabitated together for months or years

Some people, you can't even know their character because they change every minute and hour.

It's very very risky and dangerous

#BeGood!

The dancing senator himself


He almost won oyetola that time if it weren't for inec' s inconclusive brouhaha


DAVIDO would have become a SA on dancing by now


#itIsWELL!

Payperboii:
Who has fb account for sale?
Payment after confirmation of login details.
WhatsApp +1(775) 238-3862

You mean after hacking the account and you will still end up paying nothing


It's not only computers that writes or speaks in codes, HUMANS too code and decode!

#ItIsWell!

Welcome to Nigeria

Where humans self never chop how lions wan eat?

#ItIsWell!

Money don enter him account!


Babban buro banka!


#ItIsWell!

Payday for Twitter

Because they hated, Trump ,who cares?

They banned him

He launched Crowe, they removed it from playstore

Que Cera, que Cera, what goes around comes around

#ItIsWell!

They told you to fear Nigerian women you no gree you say you get strong head



Let me just sleep on my bed in peace

#ItIsWell!

Na today?

What about Roman Catholic Reverend sisters ?



Holy sisters who never slept with any man before?


Are they too hypersexual? Or are they too having high libido?


#ItIsWell!

Bigredmachine:
I pray this guy don't fail o

WHO BIG PASS CORRUPTION



EVEN MESSI WITH SEVEN BALLON D OR NO SCALE THROUGH



CORRUPTION NA THEIR MATE?

is it entry level?

lol


his party won in 2015, 2019,

NOW you are shouting as usual in 2023 that he wont win


what is your problem?

havent you learned a bit from history?

he is a thief, yes we all know, but he is a smart thief

you said you are fighting govt
and you threw your region under lock and key

you always vote for opposition , lose and then claim marginalization after election, boast of being sidelined during governance forgetting that compromise is part of politics

GROW UP!


SHIT IS GETTING SHITTIER

Its only he on whose face its smeared or rubbed on that will be jested by the crowd





AS FOR THE YOUTHS,

JUST BUY TRAMADOL, CODEIN, MARIJUANA FOR THEM, INVITE NAIRA MARLEY FOR THE PARTY AND PLAY BIG BROTHER NAIJA FOR THEM, THATS ALL

SHIKENA!

i dey inside my room come and beat me!

#ITISWELL!

remove women from your life issues and half of your problems have been solved




some of them dont even know what they want


you go just kill yourself and she will still go dey fxck another person

best thing is to enjoy your life and move on

KILL AND CHOP AS USUAL

thank GOD i am an ARSENAL fan,









yeye dey pain someone now, ehn you enter champions league final loose,

ehn me too lost to barcelona in 2005.


BEAT US 100-0,

WE STILL HAVE THE HIGHEST TICKET IN LONDON!



WHEN PEOPLE, LOVE YOU,

EVEN IF YOU BAD PASS DEVIL,

THEY WILL SURELY LOVE YOU!


#ITISWELL


(BEFORE YOU BASH ME, WE , ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE UNBEATEN, BEAT THAT FIRST!)

which kind wahala be this?




lol!


#itiswell!

thank GOD i didnt watch the match

who arsenal help?

if them like make e turn basketball 70-0

heaven no go fall, their board or management go still cash out and smile to the banks, monkey dey wail, SMART BABBOON DEY FLEX

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

ah before i go

#upgunners!

#rubbish

ororo min

because the earth is 70 PERCENT WATER DOESNT MEAN THERE WONT BE SHORTAGE OF WATER



GLORY BE TO GOD

i pray make then no do you strong thing





the person that thunder stroke for him face wont be among those abusing god of thunder

#itiswell