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yiwaldecanta:
And what will you call yourself when eventually it turns out I was right?
Will you call yourself a dumb spinster?
A brainless heterosexual woman?
Or a mumu housewife?

I don't sit around calling myself ANYTHING. The right to do that is reserved solely and exclusively for mad people like one guy called Ifeanyi who talks to himself when nobody cares to listen to his crap.

ShortPistolZA:
I didn't say "noises" was a slang, neither did I say my opinion in this matter was correct. I'm not an English professor like I stated so you jumped in for nothing, really. Personally, I'd use "noises" ONLY as a verb outdated or not.

See Labella, I don't have a problem with you or your opinion. But it was a question that required a factual response and not an opinionated one.

If you say "noises" is used informally and is not a recognised word in Queen's English, then what were you implying other than it being a slang.

I didn't jump in for nothing because whoever asked that question in the first place will now use his/her own brains to decide which of the answers to accept. Like you said, you shared your opinion while I presented the facts.

Lastly, you can use it as a verb if that's your personal preference, nobody will arrest you for culpable homicide when you murder English in your zone.

P.S: I have not seen your picture. Remember you uploaded it based on my request the other day. So how far?

yiwaldecanta:
Empty headed lesbian? Was that your opinion about me?
You are really on a long thing......even in my sleep my mind is far more active than yours in your most intelligent moment.
Now why not shut the hell up and watch the game and see if am proved wrong..

LMAO! I guess you were sleeping when you typed that nonsense and thought you were showcasing your "intelligence".

What you eat don't make me sh*t!

Forwetinnah:
You're also forgetting Idris and Ellah are East Africans

Doesn't matter if Trez and Sheillah stays till day 63, it makes SADC votes split. All Tayo needs is just 2 other countries asides Ng, Gh and Roa. I forsee him getting a 6 country votes WIN

Tayo will never get 6 country votes... Just forget it!

yiwaldecanta:
I always say that the money is between three people,idris tayo and Ellah.Now sadly I have to pull out Tayo.The money is between just idris and Ellah.
Reason 1....his game plan has regressed considerably, he has become bland and predictable, throwing tantrum at one minute and crying the next.People are used to it and they are not entertained rather annoyed.
Reason 2.....he has failed to make alliances,every single person that was his friend has another person that he or she was closer to or another country man still very much in the game.
Reason 3.....his fans,they don't make anything easy for him by presenting him as a demi god.Africa and many voters will take out their anger on poor Tayo.
Reason 4....wrong strategizing ,Nigeria bleeped up hard in the people we voted for, neither Mozambique nor Botswana will return the favour cos both sheila and trezegah will reach the final.
( waits for safarigirl)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Safarigirl always said you were not a fan of Tayo. Now sadly, you have decided to come out. You claim not to give a sh*t about people's opinion so why did you come here pretending to be a Tayo fan when it's been clear you are not. You couldn't even mask your preference for Ellah throughout your charade. I've been waiting for you to come out from the closet. I think your spat with Spade prolonged this but you have finally blown your cover.

As for your reasons, all na hogwash. There's only one reason Tayo won't win and that's regionalism.

Please go and sleep. I liked you better when you came across as an empty-headed, trouble-making lesbian instead of trying to form Mr/Mrs analytical.

vandalZA:
are you crazy its that a 25litre??

Bros I beg you, don't be angry. Sometimes, my country people's actions exasperate me. But in this case, I believe she was joking.

That was how I went after 14 and your fellow South Africans over the "typical Nigerian" thing, next thing I know, Nigerians were saying thrash about South Africans and generalizing xenophobia. Nothing but love from most of us.

Y'all one of the coolest peeps in Africa.

But brother, why are you guys drinking coke like lil' b!tches...? At least one hard liquor should be in the mix.

This Trezagah must be a huge pretender/liar.

At first, he couldn't speak English.

He also claimed he never watched big brother nor understands what the game is about.

Whereas, his actions point the other way.

ShortPistolZA:
Informally, she is correct, but if you're talking "the Queen's English", then "noises" is not a word IMO. I believe it's a verb. Someone noises when they make a lot of noise or they're noising. I'm not an English professori though.

Who died & made them Shakespeare anyway? Fact is nobody is going to speak English in it's proper form in this day & age, not while slang is the order of the day. Meh.

Madam, 'noises' is a noun. The plural of the noun 'noise'.

Noises can be used as a verb in the 3rd person present form but this is an outdated form of usage which has been rendered obsolete.

You also said it is used informally which is 100% wrong. It is part of the "Queen's English" vocabulary. Noises is not a slang.

Sorry for jumping in like this. Just want to set the record straight. I don't like it when people are miseducated...

Forwetinnah:
Infantile joke...really hope you're done like you said. Pity some people are cheering you on

Abeg free yiwaldecanta... I go miss am if she go!

Meanwhile Spade, what is wrong with Samantha's eyes? I don't see anything oh. Na Ellah get eyes like ojuju.

yiwaldecanta:
Lol what is that?

It is the cookie that comes out of Brieaoreos' yansh!

If you taste it, you will never let go of his yansh again.

I thought you knew this... Or did you school in France?

yiwaldecanta:
Now I have truly reported you and I will keep on till you are banned as well.... in fairness we both deserve ban,anything short of that ,is unfair leadership and partiality and trust me I won't take it lying down......unless I report brioris too for failing to do his job.

Do you like Oreo cookies?

GoodGirl2:
I think BBA organizers should change the "constitution" to something more fair and workable. I hate the fact that it has come down to voting for unlikable housemates simply because they are your "brothers across the border". Nxa!

The only way is for votes to be counted individually. Everybody should vote for who they want.

safarigirl:
They should have BBA 10, another All Stars. After that, they can pack it up. Meanwhile, did y'all know that someone suggested to Tayo that he should audition for BBA in January of last year? He laughed it off then. But just imagine if he had taken that shi seriously. Chai! He would've frustrated O'neal, flirted with all the girls (he never get baby mama then)....if only.

He didn't laugh it off... I remember watching him tell the story some weeks ago except he was lying and has now changed his tale.

He actually bought the form, filled it for 7 days (according to him) accompanied with fasting and prayer before submitting it.

He said he totally forgot about it on the day of auditions and only remembered after they were done auditioning in S.A... That was why he decided to fly to 9ja for the auditions this time around so that he would be focused on what he had to do to get into the house.

Omo, yiwal is here to stay whether you guys like it or not.

Yiwal sorry jare. Nor mind spade. If he does it again, we will flog him.

But wait oh... You served when you were 17? You must be a genius! Please tell me some of your inventions.

spade:
...and eyes.

Abeg free Samantha joor.

You dey hail Sheillah up n down since with her pot-belly and buns-head.

Samantha is cute... Despite her mouth.

Reincarnated:
Lol una still nor even dey sure. Chai ah don carry last sha. wish say i dey here when everything dey go down.

For my mind, s(he) be mixed-breed abi na hybrid... Until anytime I get proof beyond reasonable doubt.

Reincarnated:
LMAO. Well its a brawl that I missed so I can't really say shi.t about it and being that I have been a victim of falsified "cia" info on this thread, i'm def not gonna conclude anything. I tried going back a few pages but it seems some stuff had been cleared so make we jus forget the matter. Your post about groundnut oil was fuckiiing hilarious tho.

To be fair, yiwal fit be babe oh. But men, s(he) too get wahala!

For the first three days after she waka come, I nor even know wetin to type anytime I come here for my daily dose of BBA. Na so she scatter the whole place like beer parlour for ajegunle.

yiwal:
Why would fork addict be wearing Pampers, by chatting with a moniker he was never ever gonna meet...you guys have been friends here for years ,have any of you meet each other? I get it you are trying to be funny and all but seriously be more creative....

How much will you pay me to be your creative director?

Am I required to be a lesbian too before I can apply for the job?

PROFESORlabamba:
one human being like that enter thread, e come dey disturb say she be lesbian, any small thing "I am a lez", "I am a lesbian", "do you know I am a les",
naso I vex come dey shook am yarns, we fight sotay them ban me.. the girl no stop, e still dey disturb us, e no gree us hear word with "I am a lesbian", naso spade baba vex come disgrace am, e post the face book account of the human being, e post the guy picture here, we come find out say na guy, the guy rub groundnut oil for him body, come carry guitar, we come find out say the baba dey find yansh to kpansh, na oluwa save egbon forkaddict, na him for fall first victim..

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

By now, Fork Addict for dey wear pampers go work to dey wedge the blood flow.

yiwal:
Tayo cannot dance but has enough swag to mask his shortcomings... Melvin on the other hand the less said about that guy the better.Melvin is the worst dancer in my opinion.

But you are also the worst pretender/poster on this thread... So why do you hate Melvin?

You're making me very sad. Please, I am on my knees begging you to like him otherwise I will not have any appetite.

Should I send you a picture of me kneeling down?

spade:
Naaah, not running
Just clicking on that cute little Report button as I was advised by the moderator UjSizzle in one of her mails.
I hope you've got enough IDs in waiting?
We sabi say you no get any other life except NL nau, so better get ready to get yourself another ID, homeboy.

Ciao.

Spade you fall my hand.

A whole agbaya like you reporting our 18y.o Super Falcon... You need cane!

yiwal:
Even the toilet has cameras... Every area of the house does, she is trying to hypnotize them into having sex once they are tipsy by getting them hornnnny now. ...I know that, that's my specialty. How many people have I seduced when they are drunk? Many

You like ugly women... Why do you have such a poor taste in women?

yiwal:
The question was not directed to you but yes my armpits are shaved ,I believe in good hygiene.

So who was it directed to?

Are you a director?

yiwal:
Sex with an athletic woman is the best.Are you a man or woman?

Are your armpits shaved?

WORLDPEACE:
which one be super falcons own for the matter again. Hahahaha.

She dey play for fe(male) team na.

Yiwal come back. No need to go and open another account.

The Super Falcons need you.

Seems Tayo can still win this.

On twitter, he's garnering more fans daily from the SADC and EA region.

The surprising thing is they are quite vocal about it. Most Tayo fans are LOUD! I'm amazed girls from the SADC region are actually saying stuff like wanting to have Tayo's baby. Some are even fighting with their southern counterparts in defence of Tayo.

What happened to change their minds? I thought they didn't like him (Nigerians).

Lastly, Tayo deserves to win the funniest award. I don't see how either Trezagah or Idris is funnier than Tayo. People just say Trezagah cracks them up because of the permanent look of surprise on his face and the rest jump in on it. Mob mentality . Tayo makes me laugh via his sense of humor, not because he has a "funny face".

GoodGirl2:
Why do I suddenly get the feeling that you and decanta(n) are one and the same person?

Hahaha... So you don't know?

MsNas:
Which side you dey play for? Cos I don't understand the wavelength at which you're moving

For the Super Falcons!

Yiwal, what led to Sheillah saying Tayo is stupid and in what context did she use it?

decantan:
I don't really get this ,do you nairalanders have a place you meet and have sex or what ?
Why would fork addict be admiring a person he will never get to see and a lesbian for that matter? Am I in some funny planet or what!

I will tell my mummy you bullied me online.

The funniest thing about this whole incident is the way some previously enthusiastic "admirers" (e.g Fork Addict) bailed out of the situation with regards to the accused fe(male).

Fork, you fall my hand... These bruvs ain't loyal!