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Please who are all these new "girls" on this thread?

I neither trust nor believe any of you until I see proof.

spade:
Dude, are you really 23 years old like you said? Cuz you look 54, and from your posts, you sound 12.
What a paradox!

Hahaha... He tried to climb out of the rug but still got swept under. I can run through every one of their blunders. Mistake number one is we've got no love for their anti-Nigerian outlook.

I read something posted by a South African here about being a "typical Nigerian". My SA homeboiz (especially you, 14), try to understand we ain't mad at y'all but the same old magic will not crack the maze. One thing y'all should never do is diss how we (Nigerians) live. From coast to coast, we can boast of being the most explosive here. Ferocious is our lyrical prognosis and we'll infuse you with a dosage that leaves you mentally unfocused here.

Just a warning, but as usual some cats won't heed it. The hard-headed always gotta feel it to believe it. Don't wait until we figuratively smash your face against a cement wall before you literally start nodding in agreement. Cause in a minute, there's gon' be some real trouble coming out. We could play nice and decent, or dirty like the Nigerian police.

Get the picture, sit in your seats and just observe the thread if you got only hate towards Nigerians or keep on scheming.

Call it a day or make it a long evening when I get back here tonight for the floccinaucinihilipilification of your inherent beliefs.

To all those worried about the SADC bloc... Don't worry, nothing lasts forever!

They will surely turn on each other when one or two countries begin to realize they are not benefitting from the alliance and feel the need to flex their muscles independently.

Watch 'em self-destruct eventually. Twats!

pseudome:
I disagree, she was not entertaining @ all, too loud, she thot only twerking was going 2 get her d heart of Africa. Thot she was beautiful too but afta 2 days in d house that changed, even Butty is more beautiful than she is. Regional voting had nofin 2 do wiv y she left. There was no passion for one to vote for her frm her country talk more of oda countries.

Hope Ellah has gone 2 bed, she has embarrased herself this nite enuf.

You are so on point. Sometimes I wonder if entertainment translates into being the loudest and silliest.

Didn't give a hoot if she was saved or booted out.

Couldn't stand her particularly raspy voice either.

spade:
By the way...

Frankie is such an iidiot. Are you guys watching the rubbish he's doing right now as he's quizzed by Ellah over his feelings?
For goodness sake, mumu, the girl wants you to tell her you like her, because she feels you've been leading her on.
Don't be a dullard.
Set this P, faggott!

Abegi! That girl wants all the guys to want her to satisfy her beauty queen cravings.

And please, where did this whole gay accusation come from? He's never looked nor acted gay to me.

labelledame:
7th DEC so i heard

Thank you.

What date is the grand finale? December what?

LaBellaMafiaZA:
I uploaded one for you in my profile. Check quickly before I take it down. No shame in my game

This is not funny... I disappeared after that last post and had no idea you did this.

Sorry. Hopefully, another opportunity will arise.

forkadict:
Ok bro. Since you missed the party the other time, i deemed it would be nice of me if i treated you to a solo buffet. You may visit my profile and God bless you as you do so.

One more thing! Please remember to stick to 'average' like you always do in case you got any comments or yabs.

Bro, you must be a huge fan of cunninglingus... See your shiny lips. You be yoruba man?

You are the first poster I've seen on this thread. Now I can put a face on your posts. Remain Ochon, Spade, that LabellaMafiaZA chic and Safarigirl aka flat belle.

Looking good bro'. Nice photo. I thought you were one grandpa when everyone was commenting about how old you looked the other day. Surprisingly, you be guy man sef.

I'll reciprocate this gesture soon... Very soon.

forkadict:
@lumeviewscom

hwdy bro? Please confrim your availability. I have waited till eternity for @reincarnated without sucess.

We mobbing bro'... Which way?

Reincarnated was here a couple of days ago. He disappeared again.

I'm here for the next 30mins if you're game. I'm also cool with waiting for Reincarnated whenever he shows up.

Usually, I'm here between 7am-10am and from 12 midnight (GMT) but I can be flexible if it is pre-planned.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Okkk. You didn't call her ugly though, I did...so what's the problem, again? If she is clairvoyant or has an active 3rd eye, let her murk herself over my post here. Eyeroll.

There is no problem. The likelihood of her seeing your post is 0.0001%.

Was speaking for myself. Not saying you shouldn't call her ugly if you want. After all, she ain't pretty.

Ksslib:
Some ll say its for Law/arts students but na lie. Iam at the other side and still enjoy it ALOT. If you have the time, try it.

Ok brah. Good to know.

Men, Suits is one of the best series out there.

If an episode is released while I'm out, I don't wait to get back to my apartment to stream it, I stop whatever the f*ck I'm doing and download/watch it on my phone, then go home and watch it again on the big screen. #ThugLife

ochon:
Hmmmm..nice..

Next question.. Are Kenyan women endowed like Annabóobs? I'm thinking of settling down in few weeks time and it might be with a Kenyan woman.

Hmm, dey decieve am oh... We'll still be here when this situationship bites the dust.

ochon:
The filters are annoying, like we are kiddos..

There are kids here, bro.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
"Average" never looked so strange. She'd be called fugly in my block.

Out of principle, I'd rather not refer to anyone as 'ugly'. Folks get suicidal over sh*t like that.

So I stick to 'average'.

spade:
Ellah? Oh well... Different strokes for different folks. But frankly, Ellah does nothing for me

Yo', chop knuckle!

Checked out this Ellah chic several times and I'm still wondering why some people consider her to be extremely attractive.

On a scale of 0-10...

Body = 6/10

Face = 4/10

Comportment (bearing) = 7/10

Personality = 5/10

Skin Tone = 3/10

Total Average Score = 5/10. Shawty is soooooo average.

How she take win beauty pageant?

braindamage:
..hehehe...misleading examples .. Just felt she already knows what UFO means. To my dog, they are UFO's I guess

Haha... Bro, I just say make I scratch your back.

ochon:
LOL. I'm not moved by his tears, everyone has their own sob stories. But I like the guy, he speaks fluently, looks matured and he's cheerful. He's among those I'd want to win the money.

Totally agree. Frankie is my kind of guy.

Aitee1:
Heheheh...guess that's ur personal acroynm

Afternoon to u too...stay cool!

UFO is a universal acronym and it stands for Unidentified Flying Objects like braindamage pointed out. But it doesn't refer to crickets or whatever he used as examples. I think NASA first started using it.

Just thought I'd chip in so you don't get confused from his misleading examples.

GHKWAME1:
What do you people have against the zimbos? Please, Zimbabwe is not a basket case, they are only having artificial economic challenges. Zim with all its flaws still has the most educated people in Africa by virtue of their quality education system. Don't you think four million economic migrants in SA have better things to worry about?

It just baffles me the way they keep insinuating the Zimbabweans migrated to all those countries just to vote on BBA.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
LMFAO. What swag? Dude, what's "swag" to you, is 100% not considered swag by everyone else. Like here in SA, Nigerians are known to wear pointed shoes, which we have rechristened "Kick & mboboza". Nobody thinks that's swaggalicious. We have our own way of dressing & doing things. We pay very little attention to what others are doing. I think people don't understand the extent of how self-absorbed South Africans are. We do not only feel detached from the rest of Africa, but the world as a whole due to living for so long in seclusion. It will take a very long time for most South Africans to truly care for anyone else other than themselves.

PS: Nigerians are not taking over ANY city in South Africa. They are confined to certain parts of every city, just like every national who feels much more "at home" in places where his countrymen are found in large numbers. Same thing with the Chinese, Pakistanis etc, they are found where most of their people chose to settle here in SA.

Certain leasing companies even refuse to lease flats to Nigerians, Pakistanis & Zimbabweans because they do not know how to keep buildings clean. Go to any Huurkor offices & they'll turn you away if you show a passport from any of the mentioned countries. This has led to many of these people to live in certain areas ie. Sunnyside & parts of Pretoria-west around PTA for Nigerians, Laudium for the Pakistanis & the dirty Naz property flats for the Zimbabweans.

I've got 5 words, 3 dots and 1 exclamation mark for you.

Tell it to the birds...!

WORLDPEACE:
Why is everyone who is a foreignerNigerian if you have more Zimbabweans in SA. I think someone on this forum said that there are 300k Nigerians in SA. Surely there must be some of your closer neighbours who are more than that in your country. enlighten me.

There are 4million Zimbabweans in SA so I am as confused as you on why they refer to every foreigner as Nigerians. Maybe na the swag. We taking over one city at a time.

Petrelli112:
hehehe..... this Petrelli is a female actually, just a silent observer

Oh, I see! Thanks for clearing that up.

At least, you finally made your first post.

Ciao.

safarigirl:
we're tired of hearing theirs. I never heard a sob story from Melvin or Hakeem or Annabel last year. These housemates just bring up sob stories at random times. Perming lotion's story was unnecessary at the time it was brought up. People have sob stories, but they don't throw it into every conversation.

Melvin that was crying about always coming 2nd in competitions and how a girl broke his heart by cheating on him?

Abi Hakeem wey dey talk about how hin dey suffer for Zimbabwe and it was tough building his career and getting into the BB house? Remember how he portrayed Pokello like an ajebo while implying he is from the lower class of the Zim nation.

Annabel kept referring to how things weren't easy after she lost her dad.

Anyway, I hear sey you get flat belle... It's paramount that I see it to confirm the veracity of that claim. I go tell you why after!

Aitee1:
Hehehehe...inspector general of nairaland

Lol... See this assistant inspector general. Behave oh!

I no fit watch the BBA live feed again for the past 10 days so I gat to depend on peeps like dynamitee and olegunner for updates here.

There's one Petrelli112 always viewing this thread but never commenting... Peter from P.H (Uniben alumnus), is that you?

Coz that's the one and only "Petrelli"... Holla!

spade:
O boy, who come be dis one?
Well, from another male perspective, I think Rhema Network is the channel you should switch to.

I agree with WorldPeace. Leaving something to the imagination is a huge turn-on compared to when it's all hanging out.

safarigirl:
everyone in that house seems to have a sob story

Don't you have a sad/bad experience in the short time you've existed on this planet? Everyone has a sob story... Life is not all about chocolate, champagne and caviar.

Smoe poeple trinyg to outdo ecah ohter grammatically hree end up usnig wrods/phrases out of context or eevn wrose, tpynig garbage.

The best writers are those who write in simple, understandable English... Ask John Grisham.

Good day y'all!

waxdude:
Na u get ur fingers so..........

Guy, rest abeg! Na you suppose get my fingers before?

spade:
When I posted mine, I left it for, like, several hours.
Wetin be all this "Going down in 43 seconds" una dey do here now?

I swear man!

Please you guys should stop disturbing this thread with photos that you upload for 3mins, 5mins, 2seconds on short notice. Shuuu! Wetin happen!!! With my skewed logic, I can categorically say that Fork Addict is one guy above reproach on this issue because he gave enough notice to everyone before uploading (although I still missed his photo due to my schedule. Bro abeg choose new date to post am again) but all these other sneaky posters doing what I don't even understand.

I never see one single poster photo from this thread (na the thing wey dey pain me be that), yet I will come here to see people making noise about uploading. If you are ashamed of how you look and can't leave it for a few hours then get the f*ck outta here with your photo and stop bugging the BBA thread.

Just wanna hail my hommie, Mr Renaissance aka Spade aka Psychedelia.