₦airaland Forum

WORLDPEACE:
" kpukpuyeke". which dialect be that?

Delta... Don't know which of the particular languages but my Delta people go know!

LaRoyalHighness:
It is a special drink that makes people to blow hot... It cures all ills ... Example putting Miss P in her lane where she belongs. If you have any problem, drink TayoWater. You get my point?... #i sell.

Lmao... You well?

I don't get your point oh... What is your selling point?

decanta:
Finally....the original user has been unblocked.

Lol... Welcome back hommie!

LaRoyalHighness:
All you need is Tayo water... You get my point? Sip it.

Seriously, abeg wetin be this Tayo water?

Everyone keeps referring to it but I have no idea. Na me carry last for the matter oh!

forkadict:
Absolutely on point. That has been my reason of always emphasizing that I support only the Calm Tayo.

Seemed he was doing OK before the influx of the ex housemates. Their arrival ignited the aggressiveness he already suppressed to an extent.

Baba, I hail oh!

Quick question... How aggressive was Tayo if Biggie does not deem it fit to give him a strike?

This calm Tayo you are talking about is a mirage. He's there and then he ain't there when you look closely. So maybe you should stop caring about him because he ain't calm and he's not going to change now.

If calmness is what you're looking for, you can still support any of Trezagah or Idris (wey dey break door over babe matter) or Nhlanhla or Macky2 or JJ. BBA is not about patriotism. It's not treason if you don't support Tayo just the way he is.

Truth is I don't give a fork whether he hurts people's feelings in the house or if Africa is disgusted by him. If he doesn't care, why should anybody care. Is it not his life? Why are we trying to help him live it? Abi Tayo na small pikin?

Also, why are some people assuming? I'm not referring to you fork, but I know you agree with them on this. Who says he will not get sponsors or people to work with? Did y'all see this in your crystal ball? Did he kill or maim anybody? Does he have a criminal record? Abi na una wan give am the work and una don change una mind?

Everybody dey form code of conduct like sey Tayo na choirmaster. Ride on Ajani... Slay anything in your path bro'! Person say him na Lion, yet una want make e dey behave like kpukpuyeke (duck).

kheart:
we know dis already but u cant admit defeat before the start of a game. it will mess u up a little bit so we like to keep our hopes high and enjoy all d drama n tantrums d game will bring. Although i think sometimes d rate at which som pple take d game mehn is just so disheartening.

Bro, if they put me in a boxing ring with Floyd Mayweather, I will admit defeat all day before he even lifts a finger, talkless of throwing a punch. Infact, I will not only admit defeat, I go burst cry, piss for body and beg the ref to let me go back to my farming career.

Make we dey look sha, miracle fit happen. But if Tayo no win, Idris for the moola. Make Trezagah go sleep abeg! I prefer Nhlanhla wins instead of Trez.

CircleOfWilis:
No Nigerian will win bba again, stop wasting ur money and time on voting..they are just using u people, its obvious

I'm telling you brah. Which is why I don't understand all the criticism directed at Tayo. Why should he pretend and stay laidback for votes he will never get? He should do whatever the fork he likes in that house... Damn the consequences and what the public thinks. If anyone steps on his toes, he should walk all over their head.

Better to save the voting money and donate it to Tayo when he gets out of the house if one is really desperate to waste money.

Although, what if a new voting pattern is introduced where you are not allowed to vote your country's rep. Will countries be forced to re-evaluate themselves if they are placed in a position where they can only vote another country's rep? Does that make sense? I don't know if it's feasible but anything is better than what is currently on offer.

Obviously, the most logical thing is to make sure the regions are equally represented which will only promote further regionalism.

ShortPistolZA:
LMFAO. We all gonna die someday. Was it accurate though in other areas?

In addition to stating that marriage is not for me because it will surely end in divorce but I will have lots of kids?

I guess 90% of it is true because I always think of NOT getting married and I do love kids (Safarigirl, we dey together oh). Even though I know some of these things about myself, I couldn't help but be depressed after reading my natal chart report. Men, I hate all these fortune-telling crap for what they do to your head.

The one "consolation" is my financial success (ladies, una dey hear?) which will continue to support my craving for big-spending. #BossLife

Men, I plan to stop working and start wasting money from today. If I go broke, I'll be gunning for your asss because you led me astray and my pistol ain't short.

sholay2011:
*Shakes off the water I poured inside the bottle of JIK and sekems away.*

**Orders Dillish's alsatian dog to go after him**

ShortPistolZA clap for yourself oh. Thanks to you, I just read on CafeAstrology that death will find me in a foreign land or on a journey abroad. Now, all I can think of is how to get the fork back home.

Nairalanders, please if you guys don't hear from me anymore, na to arrest this S.A shorty chic!

sholay2011:
*Hands him a bottle of JIK*

Lmao... **collects it and pours it on him**

Phew! Just finished reading from page 694 to 827.

Somebody give me an award... Or a bottle of Alomo!

SilentBang:
Dude you knew so much yet you ignored the question only to jump on someone that obliged to give her opinion, not so cool if you ask me, that's by the way though.

Did Appreciate your response, we learn everyday at least I did today. And @thebolded, the plural of noise is noise/noises depending on the context, here its noise "different types of noise require special approaches to dealing with them" whereas in other situations, where the sense is different, the word noise can be plural. "I could hear lots of different noises coming through the door - bangs, clatters, booms and a series of whirring noises".
Then again who really cares, is it?? So long as we understand each other when we communicate. Godspeed.

Bros, this issue don pass now... Make all of una no vex. I nor get anything to do this weekend and you know what they say about the idle mind...

Cheers bro!


#Free DannyXY

safarigirl:
http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/article/day-41-task-edutainment-extravaganza-20141115

Click on 'online form' it's down the page. Tayo's team is Team B on the poll

Thank you... Just voted my hommie. Team B!

Want him to get that message from his fam'.

WORLDPEACE:
That's nothing less than four sluts per day.

Word on the street is Charlie Sheen has gone through 5000+ sluts so far. Charlie doesn't joke around!

He could afford to because before he left the series, he was earning 1.2mill USD per 30min episode (with like 7mins advert inside oh). So technically, that was his fee for 23mins.

cutemii:
Samantha ur girl??

Well I just pity ur lips cos she might bite them off during kissing with that her teeth shooting out like bullets

About her surviving...remember 3 people leaving as usual except biggie switches lanes...well no need arguing Trezy baba has already given us the list of those to be evicted!

If she goes, better for my homeboi, Tayo... Less negative vibes!

Nhlanhla just said Charlie Sheen from "Two and half men" went through 800 sluts in 6 months.

Idris looking dumbfounded, with a look in his eyes wishing he was Charlie Sheen.

How do I vote for the extravaganza? Team A!

pwettytemmy:
Our bro n sis from the entertainment section.
spade
ochon
safarigirl
forkaddict
ksslib
kslib
forwetinnah
njokusboy
decantan
worldpeace
braindamage
PROFESSORlabamba
lumeviewscom
Msnas
russello

please make una shake body n help our bro either in cash, kind or both

Wow... Just read up on this! Wow!

Ma'am Bea will be up tomorrow judging by the way Nhlanhla, JJ and Trezagah are talking about her in the dining area.

My girl Samantha complaining about how "Figgie" criticised and called her lazy. Wait till she finds out what her award is for!!

She might just survive Sunday. I have a feeling she'll make it one way or the other.

Tomorrow will determine a lot for Idris. That guy na dark horse!

Figgie dealt with every single one of them after the 2nd team's performance and then asks, "Who have I not run through? Have I run through every one of you?"

The housemates all grumbled like well-spanked kids. "Yes".

First time I'm hearing Figgie speak live. Damn! The voice no bad oh.

ShortPistolZA:
I don't hold grudges over the internet. I reserve that side of me for the people that SHOULD know me better, real life folks. Now I deal with THEM like a mafioso

Great...!

yiwaldecanta:
Or at the gathering of ignorant friends ( this place for example) the have professional everything here even analyzers ,investigators ,escorts and of course our English professor

Lmao! You are on a roll.

ShortPistolZA:
Fare thee well, Sire

I'll be back... No hard feelings!

yiwaldecanta:
Don't mind the thing most of them on this page are like that, Mr and miss know all....at the end of the day ,they know even less than a first grader.I like the way you are standing up to her,drag her to hell and back .

Haba! But I want to be a lesbian too... Why are you treating me like this na?

Don't you know you are my mentor? I really look up to you and hang on to everything you say. You will make me suicidal if you don't accept me. Please be nice to me... I am on my knees.

ShortPistolZA:
Then why are you acting like you know all there is to know about the English language? The title suits you like a glove since you came out guns blazing like you own a degree in English literature.

How did we even get here with something as trivial as this? Abeg, I don tire...

I am going to cry somewhere now because you called me Professor Lambaba and bunked my class.

Buhbye!

ShortPistolZA:
Still NOT caring about the English lesson, Prof. Holmes so consider your class bunked.

Let me know when you're ready to show your face & I'll post mine then.

I like how you're blowing that particular bit out of proportion...

yiwaldecanta:
Hate is a very strong word,I can't hate someone I don't know,you might be anything from a robot to a ghost ,I have no means of verifying .
Besides you are a non factor to me,so go ahead and upload ,I won't even check it.....if you look like the rest of the nairalanders I've seen, am guessing I won't be missing much.

I am the second most beautiful woman (after you) on the face of this earth. But I am not yet a lesbian. D*ck irritates me. Will you teach me?

ShortPistolZA:
Dude, I don't care.

Mind you, I didn't volunteer my opinion to the poster, he asked me to give a reply & I did as asked whilst also letting him know that I am no expert. Whatever answer he takes is solely up to him, my duty is finished as far as the matter is concerned. Didn't know this was about whose answer takes the gold star. You can have it if it means that much to you. Making an issue of such a trivial matter. Oh my. Life must be popping for ya.

I'm still going to use "noises" as a verb whether it is ok with your understanding of English or not. Simples. Now go lecture somebody else on the proper use of English words because I'm not interested.

Regarding pictures, I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Lol... Gold star my foot. Like I said, I set the record straight (if I can) when one is getting miseducated.

I was planning to upload for fork adict this weekend (today) but since decanta showed up, I can't try that nonsense before s(he) uses my photo on another forum and claims to be gay.

Still, I'll do it same time Spade is planning to upload his own. At least, s(he) hates him more than me so it's his photo that will be at risk.

Yiwaldecanta, I just dey catch trips oh. Abeg nor vex, you are full-headed, beautiful/handsome and sensible. Oya rest!