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Romance / Re: . by lurex2rhyme(m): 8:11pm On Dec 24, 2014
beautycrush24:

Lol
me d fear if 99% of romance section gals on nl r virgins who r dese galz wer guyz who write bleepin stories on nl alwayz bleepin?
Romance / Re: . by lurex2rhyme(m): 7:40pm On Dec 24, 2014
woky:
virgin plenty 4 NL oo grin
maybe 4 next yr we will rename romance section 2 virgin land section. hw abt dat?
Romance / Re: Is It Right For Christian To Date by lurex2rhyme(m): 12:22am On Dec 24, 2014
plz who r christians n what is datin @op. anoda question as a christian shld u hv friends around u?. wat soever ur ans will be rem christ ws social
Romance / Re: I Just Can't Resist Her Sister by lurex2rhyme(m): 12:10am On Dec 24, 2014
dis is 1 of d reasons i disagree wit luv at ist sight. friend zone ur intened luver 4 atleast a month 2 be ok wit d seen qualities. she is nt lively blah blah fucken blah afta u bleep d cookies. ws she nt d same gal u claim 2 luv d ist 1week of relationship b4 u saw her vjay
Romance / Re: Drop An Emotional Message For Your Future Spouse by lurex2rhyme(m): 11:38pm On Dec 23, 2014
.................... short of words
Romance / Re: How Young Girls Hinder Their Growth Without Knowing. by lurex2rhyme(m): 7:38pm On Dec 21, 2014
charlie dnt jxt cum 2 tel us wat u wer taught by ur lecturer witout carrying out beta visibility study. did u even undastood d topic wen u wer taught. no offence oo cuz u cant prove 2 us beyong reasonable doubt. secondly dnt pick 1 or 2 samples n generalize on d rest cuz even in mathematical sciences summation sumtimes doesnt giv u d correct tin. 4rm wat i tink oo diet plays an important role in one growth.n overfeeding alwayz can cause it too.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Would Be Your Nairaland Personality 2014 And Why? by lurex2rhyme(m): 3:22pm On Dec 21, 2014
Agybabe:

Now this is gonna make me cry. Thanks Ken.
u r welcome. dnt cry oo u deserve it

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Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies (strictly For Ladies) by lurex2rhyme(m): 1:02pm On Dec 21, 2014
Harbosede02:
u are funny in a funny way
wow LAFIA ni
Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies (strictly For Ladies) by lurex2rhyme(m): 12:50pm On Dec 21, 2014
Harbosede02:
keep ur concern to urself pls...angry
aunty no vex oo no be fight. jxt like d gud reverend will say be ur brodas n sisters kipper. so if am nt concern, who will?
Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies (strictly For Ladies) by lurex2rhyme(m): 8:16am On Dec 21, 2014
Harbosede02:
yup,am an arsenal fan currently schooling in france....any p?
notin dear. jxt concern abt d level of ur economics.
Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies (strictly For Ladies) by lurex2rhyme(m): 11:38pm On Dec 20, 2014
Harbosede02:
Smart$1
Faithful$2
Tall$1

make someone borrow me $1
sister plz r u related 2 Arsene Wenger or r u an arsenal fan or u r or hv u schooled in france. ?
Romance / Re: Pls Help Nairalanders! I'm Kinda Confused. by lurex2rhyme(m): 11:11pm On Dec 20, 2014
english plz or beta still wari pikin.
Romance / Re: Make I Waka Or Stay? by lurex2rhyme(m): 11:14pm On Dec 19, 2014
kokoA:
you read d post upside down?

@OP

If you never ready to born again na big risk to go o. You fit go dia now na so God go arrest you like Saul grin All your future runs don fuk'up be dat o..
apologizing 2 d op den.
Romance / Re: Make I Waka Or Stay? by lurex2rhyme(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2014
op u be senator yerima pikin cuz na only him bin take 11yr old 2 bed. my pple wetin 12yr old get wer reasonable person go lust over? jxt askin.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Would Be Your Nairaland Personality 2014 And Why? by lurex2rhyme(m): 2:25pm On Dec 19, 2014
well since my mum is nt on nl den it will be my vry gud friend, agybabe. reasons she is reserved bt nt like crude oil, intelligent, good looking. name it

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Jokes Etc / Re: Light Joke(one Word For Dis Man) by lurex2rhyme(m): 9:47am On Dec 18, 2014
jasper7:

If a hear say I no do am. grin
badt man. bt madam fit decide 2 go sleep security post oo till day break n trust all dis aboki na. her life will neva remain d same. hahaha
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by lurex2rhyme(m): 9:44am On Dec 18, 2014
KingBish:
I couldn't have imagined that a thread like this would get to 30+ pages and no one has mentioned me.
Issorait
dat is wat u get wen u r anti social oo. though i dnt knw u 4rm adams 2 affirm my claim bt i guess it is wat it is. comot bottle 4 eye make we c u clearly who knw u could be one eye sunday. haha. jxt jokin. bt d truth is u carry front n u carry bck.
www.nairaland.com/kingbish

satisfied?
Jokes Etc / Re: Light Joke(one Word For Dis Man) by lurex2rhyme(m): 9:20am On Dec 18, 2014
jasper7:
Sharp guy cool
loz hope u wont do such?
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by lurex2rhyme(m): 9:11am On Dec 18, 2014
Djhack1:
Dafuq is dh?
english plz. wat do u mean bt dat. no vex if she is ur gf oo
Jokes Etc / Light Joke(one Word For Dis Man) by lurex2rhyme(m): 8:08am On Dec 18, 2014
My neighbor knocked at their door at midnight. His
Wife shouted from inside the house;
Go back to where you are coming from Mr edet
replied: Open the door or I will throw my body into
the swimming pool!
His Wife shouted; Go ahead and kill yourself, do
you think I care?
Mr edet stood near the dark part of the gate and
waited for 2 minutes, he then picked up a big stone
and threw it into the swimming
pool. !!!!..Kpaaaaka..!!!!
The Wife heard the sound and opened the door and
ran towards the swimming pool, mr edet quickly
sneaked
into the house and locked the door.
His Wife shouted; Open the door or I will shout!
Mr edet shouted back; Shout till all the neighbours
wake
up and come here. Then You will tell them where
you are coming from by this time of the night with
only pant and bra.
Describe Mr edet in one word.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Prettiest Faces by lurex2rhyme(m): 3:48pm On Dec 17, 2014

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Romance / Re: What Have You Learnt From The Romance Section This Year? by lurex2rhyme(m): 1:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
clevvermind:
dnt mind me. i know that. i'm just joking. she should nt take it serious.
torrh
Romance / Re: What Have You Learnt From The Romance Section This Year? by lurex2rhyme(m): 8:25am On Dec 16, 2014
clevvermind:
that is, u are nt a virgin.
guy na wah must she say everitin use ur common sense. technically dat statement is self explainatory

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