kristina1:

He ought to stopwen i said i cant access my mails,i was just being nice

nice indeed.

kristina1:

Not necessary.

c rubbishing. guy be like u r new 2 nl. nl babes ain't loyal at all.

Vikkyk10:
wat's he saying

let me put u tro n tank me later. he is sayin btw ur neighbour son wer u d do according 2 calculus neighbourhood test n ur long distance relationship wic r u referrin 2( wic of dem has dis qualities)

charlie y ask us. u said u hv a man if u luved ur man so well y did u nt tell him no n stand by dat. 4 d fact dat u hv a second thought over dat issue it means u d feel 4 dat boy besides becareful u fit bleep dat guy b4 u knw wat is goin on. stand ur ground of no is no n yes is yes. dnt ask us shit again except as sum1 as said if u wana bleep him dat is wat concerns nl(s)

well i agree wit d op on most of dose bt bow legs is a no no 4 me

A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to
his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he
realised that his wife was in her menstrual period.
So he decided to send a telegram to his
headquarter to extend his leave but with his
mother-in-law and other visitors around, he
decided to code his message in the military way.
This is what followed;
SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger
signal from the field, red alert in front, extend
leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend
leave.
HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one,
I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back,
resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back,
resume immediately! if u were d soldier wat will u do?

simplemach:
e don be for u be dat na or better still go to the seminary and giv ur life to God.

yes oo. i second d motion. cuz he never valued wat he had. dat a big lesson 4 d op neva let go wen no 1 be like her

op u sure say ur papa no circumcise u wen u d small.? if u r 4rm calabar.... infact make i close my mouth. i blame d guy 4 pretending. cuz me if u like be pope pikin so far as we r dating u hv 2 be active in romance ie kissin n hw 2 tease sum1. una wer d talk divorce most of d do d tin 4 nite class wit una illegal bf hw much more legal married woman dnt knw hw 2 seduce her husband n wetin vex me be say she refuse 2 learn. u wan tel me say u knw pass ur mma ettebom( pastor's wife). no be una virgin d say sex is ordain by God 4 married pple. wen d husband go cheat nw, na she go run cum open thread on hw 2 get her man bck. marriage is nt i big pass 18 nor am a graduate. is nt 4 kids ok. if u wanted dieing a virgin we hv many convent in nigeria. payin bride in calabar n akwa ibom no be "nkpo ntuk eyen". "ubo ifiok do" n save ur marriage

prettythicksme:
wake up boo then we do our morning excersice #sex we can just do without it except I am on my period.

no be u ur broda jxt impregnate gal lately.? sis plz r u 4rm edo? cuz is like is in d blood oo.

kossyablaze:
trust me,u ll be the first to know

cant wait 2 hear ooo.

pekeyim:
Please don't be misinformed.
Lokpobiri wasn't allowed at the voting Venue yday and another Primary was conducted in the same Sagbama where Lokpobiri was declared the winner.

So it is left for Abuja to decide.

Btw for the Record Foster Ogola was Handpicked by Gov. Dickson.
And Foster was the Chairman Bayelsa State scholarship Board. That held Students fees and stipend for 14 Months and with the help of his Boss Dickson refused to pay bursaries. I guess this is why He's been awarded.

and he is a pastor. pity 4 dis country. even d very people preaching honesty r nt honest demself. sha i no luk up 2 any pastor bishop aspotle. na me n my God.

all dis crush wer galz n guyz d open thread everi day make una stop am oo. action bt nt word. y i d vex be say all dis crush no 1 has cum bck 2 give us testimony of successful wooing of his or her crush

BackDatAssUp:


Al Qaeda was formed by the CIA to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan.

Al Qaeda was recruited in Benghazi, Libya to topple Qaddafi and recently they are occupied in Syria to topple Assad.

100 likes broda hmmm us n deir allies in d west kip on creating enemies seekin 4 regime change on presidents dat r nt in support deir evil scheme. d incubate dis hoodlums 2 hatch n wen dis pple start flighting. d us will cum n do as if d wana hlp 4 dem 2 luk b4 d world. i use 2 tell my friends so far as aso rock n white house r nt on d same page bh kip on intensifying deir attacks n white house will critized naija govt inablity 2 tackle d menace, bt if naija govt crushes d bh boiz d same white house tro human right watch dog will critized d army 4 killing bh boiz unjustifiablly. in a nut shell my pple be yea nt be decieved boko harm is affillated 2 Al qaeda

op r u openin dis thread 4rm d hotel rum or afta doin it u cum 2 ask u 4 advise. by d way in dis small naija a married woman leave her house witout goin on a biz trip nor seminar. booked an hotel rum 4 3dayz. wer was her husband?op remember in africa men dnt take rubbish oo. beside she got pregnant wen u wer datin her dat shows she was nt only fucking bt fucking witout condom. sha i only c dis on hollywood. wat is d title sha. once beaten thrice shy

i tink i can talk 4 most of d guyz her madam op u see guyz generally dnt like galz wit fallen boobz it make u looks old schooled. take note

Medunah:
Or u mean ur bestfriend betrayed you

dear u dnt hv a choice is a men's world. remember even in days of Jesus christ on earth a man n a woman was caught in d act. d woman was brought 4ward 2 be stone ask urslf wer was d man. another example is ur husband cheat on u n d family doesnt frown at it bt u d lady try am. "mma aya nkpo"

kweenkong:


Sweetie you dont want to go that route with me . Your writing is full of grammatical and spelling blunders i just couldnt ignore .
*blander - its bladder
*dreamt bad dream- when she has a nigtmare or she has a scary dream
*she just recently go for medical checkup and so many more that i cant be bothered to write here . *went

well babe free d op maybe she is using a touch screen fone witout key pad. trust me wen u hv such u r, vulnerable 2 dese common blunders. 2 most pple d errors wasn't a problem cuz we understood d msg

op tel her 2 take 2 spoonful of pure honey 3times daily and tankz me later. rem it work 4 my kid cousins bt since she is an adult deir is no wrong in tryin.

well mine, though long sha bt d was dis gal on d next flat 2 wic i stay. we wer close bt nt officially datin. dere was a day a sand particle enter her eye, she left her siblings 2 hlp her, cumin 2 me wit one eye open 2 hlp her blow d sand off. well i gladly did it. but dnt ask me wat happen later....

kakakoshina:

I can only remember dat I didn't give her that she finally ................... her in my bed!!!!

i give up oo. rem dat everi player has a leak in it's game jxt 4 u 2 look well. i akwa ibom we will say (bou ifiok) ie wisdom is profitable 2 direct.

ireneony:
am a student

torrh

ireneony:
i took him out on his birthday that was then o, but now no boyfriend

c advert oo. my sister abeg u d work 4 dstv?