she call me hun n i call her her excellency.

annycase5:
hmmmm,hi lurex

hi anny

passionate88:
It's not only about "better meals". I have a friend that married an Akwa Ibom girl, she's from Oron, when they were dating, she'd come to his house, sweep, wash cloths, cook, phock the guy head scatter... My friend's brother will always tell him "this girl na beta girl o, she go make u happy if u marry her"... They got married in 2012, the guy has grown grey hair, I'm now fatter than him, he rarely sleeps at home, she snores like a rhino, she hardly sweeps the house, expects him to bath the kids while she's still in bed, buys breakfast from mama put... My mom's friend that's from Akwa Ibom told me that even the guys from that girl's village hardly marry from their... This thing called marriage is just useless in this modern time.. People pretend just to get married after that they change.

God will help us o, even though we don't attend Church/Mosque regularly

u do hv a point is in individual nt tribes or religion.

if u ask me d guyz r nt easily found nt wit most gals mentality. d better guyz might be poor in dressing sumtin english n no cash at such be shy 2 approach a gal. bt d players u knw na form phonetics borrow 2 impress etc. so d gud gal shld change deir might set. deir is ntin wrong in approaching a guy u like n seem cool bt naija babes hmmmm sabi die in slience oo.

op permit me 2 ask wer is ur ex from cuz is vry rare 4 any tribe be it majority or miniority dat will reject an akwa ibom gal 4 a daughter inlaw nt bcus of 4rm akwa ibom bt i hv my reasons n i travel alot so hv seen our daughter scattered all over nigeria in d name of marriage. who no wan chop beta meal. secondly is nt abt d guyz alone even d ladies r guilty of dat personal hygiene has ntin 2 do wit gender. imagine a gal wearin sleeve less 2 sch n her pit is nt shaved or sum wearin one bra 4 months witout washin. hook up wit d right guy n nt humble n low self esteem fellaz. personal i hv doch 4 2 blind dat cuz of u knw it all.....
it pained me bt is wat u went tro dat is y i 4gave u.

Agybabe:
Age 15, it was so embarrassing. I prayed against it then it stopped

jxt passin ooo





comin 2 tink of it me feel say fyn galz no d bed wet oo. honesty is d best policy though. bt if u happen 2 be a kid again afta bed wettin roll any of ur kid sibling 2 d spot change ur cloth asap. tongue out.

stop at 6 bt occassionally like once in a 2weeks wen i do hv a dream of playin footbal after wic i will go 2 pee on a plaintain stem n my brodas na so i go d pee 4 real life oo on bed nt until at 10 my jss1 my mum disgrace me b4 my church crush n i swear say all die na die no peein even though once a year. dat is hw it stop ooo. d funniest tin is dat weda u change ur short 4 dat nite afta peepin mumsy go hear d smell. dat woman ehn....

am interested oo. wat is d location of d job ie wic state?. subject willing 2 teach physics

dis is a true example of wat olamide awolowo will call story 4 d gods. op u wat tel us say u be virgin nw right? u no d watch movies wer dem d kiss b4 or wat. i hate forming mbok. anyway jxt passin

mma zara idem fo? ist i wana say as a learned fellow plz be very prayerful n careful. cuz God might used ur 2 be hell bent in hatin u 4 u 2 giv a quit. so plz a beta man might cum wic ur inlaws will cheerish u. like sum one b4 wicked inlaws r worse dan anytin. d practically blame u 4 any misfortune n later deir son might see reasons wit dem n u knw d rest. babe u r still a student n probable shld be 20 so calm dwn u meet pple everi day. u bf u didnt born wit him if u tink of any guy n die of heart attack jxt some day he will get ova u. rem d God u serve n perseve urslf 2 worship cant let u down. wat am i sayin dnt bother u self abt d mum or him leave ur life loosen up smile cheerish up meet pple get busy if he was 4 u let God fight 4 u ok.

MzNelly:


With my C1?

oh u hv a c1 oyah use ur neighbour fone n and add me 4 whatsapp make we d chat +2348136291679. hope dat settles it?

MzNelly:


Let's just say: I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet.

That is, if you don't get on my bad side.

hahaha. nicest hmmm. wat is dere is d most nicest? ok oo let me c hw u gona be nicer dan her. hope u r on whatsapp or bbm?

MzNelly:


The summary is: You're crushing on me?

yeap. jxt wana be ur gud friend. hope u r nt d type dat giv polite insult

MzNelly:


What is special in all I listed?

It's not like I listed some karate styles undertaken on the mattress; I just pointed out the obvious.

(How does he know my age sef?)

u knw d lord work in a wonderful way. maybe he has bin followin ur post 4 a while nw bt nt as a crush oo. second if u knw d listed technically u fit d fight karate oo. who knw e no d shw 4 face na

MzNelly:
Okay! I have someone in mind.

Can we get a picture?

BTW, you weren't specific as to what you needed the guy for- Magarizm? Friendzoning? GoldDigging? Playing Poker? Real Relationship?

u dis small virgin. na u knw all dis ? no wori turn 18 we d wait. lips sealed.

kilokeys:
mtcheew

too late..

its gonna fall to 40 naira

and it wouldn't still make sense if pple don't have jobs.


i fvcking hate the sensationalism and activities happening at this time

imagine Jonathan playing with kids
Buhari wearing ibo clothes
some governors famzing with roasted plantain sellers

lemme go and sleep joor

sometimes i am happier in my dreams.. what a country

i feel ur pains man dose guyz call politicians r jokin wit our integlect. bt hope sure has a warrior

Nneka123:
This guy's matter no be for here! unibenstudent, are you sure you in uniben? because, you're a total disgrace to them!!!

wat is dis one sayin sef 4 sumone 2 ask question nw is a disgrace 2 his or his sch. wic sch did u even attend sef.?anyway i knw ur type. op no mind d small gal ask anytin u feel like who no like throw away face. d force u cum d thread.