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Harmvirus:
Lol! Thanks

You're welcome.

Harmvirus:
Yes o no christmas chicken.. Lol

How abt turkey? E get ebola too?

I guess Turkey is immune to Ebola

Anyway, happy birthday.

Pathetic

He looks like an Agbero

[quote author= post=28164404]Anything happens in naija. This is bad, its too much. You shouldnt do that to a woman talk more a police. Those people should be arrested asap
Help me check my signature abeg[/quote]Checked... It's intact

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justphillips:
Please fellow Nairalanders, am about losing my provisional admission due to financial difficulty.
I left secondary school five years ago and couldn't proceed to the university even though i was offered admission. Please Nairalanders, i really don't want to loose this one. I lost my father when i was 9, my mom is not financially bouyant right now.
Please i'm calling on kind hearted Nairalanders to please help a brother...


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Richiez
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Suen
Berem
Aljharem

It's "Seun", not "Suen".

Good luck.

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So simple...
...you're just being irresponsible, the whole issue is your fault, because the lady didn't impregnate herself.

If you weren't interested in fathering a child yet, you know what you should have done.

The right thing to do and the hard thing to do, are usually the same.

You don't need anyone to tell you what you did wrong.

I suggest you go with your husband on this , since you're unemployed @ the moment... you can teach your child what you think she ought to be taught in school before she clocks 2.
Good luck.

Don't fall for that... It's an indirect speech.
All she wants is a security with a RING.

Let me go ask the council of elders

You again.

Hadizy:
Alive and Getting well.
He drank the drugs. But was not enough. Left the hospital now

Thank God.

...not to make her look so cheap

OchukoisBlack:
LMAO...... This is the most stup1dly funny sh1t I've read in a while.......
Silly talk!!!!

you can say that again.

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No Insults.

First Information Report: Persons In Nigeria That Have Committed Gross Human Rights Violations, Genocide And Crimes Against Humanity: Preliminary Appl
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 13:05:01 +0100 (WAT)
From: Imam Abubakar SHEKAU <bokoharamghq247a@gmail.com>
To: visits@icc-cij.int, mail@icj-cij.org, information@icj-cij.org
The Head, Information & Evidence Unit,
Office Of The Chief Prosecutor, International Criminal Court (ICC), CM
2500 The Hague,
The Netherlands (Holland).

Your Lordships:

In The Name Of Allah, The Almighty, The Gracious, The Merciful, The Creator Of All The Worlds And The Universe, To Whom All Praise Belong , The Judge Of The Last Day, To Whom All Shall Submit, I do make this very truthful, most honest and utmostly accurate presentation, application and transmission of issues to the above subject – matter appertaining and to the events and occurrences there with connected or incidental thereto.The Official Motto of Boko Haram Is: People Committed To The Propagation Of The Teaching Of The Holy Prophet Of Islam (On Whom Peace Of Allah Be).

I, Imam Abubakar SHEKAU, by the powers and rights vested upon me by GOD,The Almighty Allah, as the Head of Mission and the Undisputed Leader Of ‘’Jama’atu Ahlus–Sunnah Lidda'Awati Wal Jinad(Boko Haram)’’do solemnly make this truthful, most honest and utmostly accurate presentation, application and the transmission on the above subject – matter believing all of its contents to be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help us Almighty Allah (GOD).

Paragraph 1: Actually, Boko Haram(with its affiliates of AlQaea in The Maghreb(AQIM) and Al Shaabab (Somalia & Kenya) and Hizbollah (The Party Of GOD) Would not have been capable, or have the ability to carry out some of those most daring and blood- chilling attacks at various parts of Borno, Adamawa,Yobe, Kano, Kaduna States and Abuja, The FCT, Nigeria if we do not enjoy the protection and authorization of ‘’The Power That Be, That is The Head Of The Government Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria and His Cohorts’’ to do these things

Paragraph 2: Actually the first Offer Made to support us Boko Haram by President Goodluck Jonathan after the murder of our Founding Leader(Mohammed Yusuf) was conveyed to us by Former Vice President(AtikuAbubakar), Chief Anthony A. Anenih and Vice President NamadiSambo. Boko Haram thereafter having accepted the offer, we received large Supplies of weapons, ammunitions, provision and fundings indirectly from President Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party Of Nigeria (PDP) through foreign and domestic Middlemen/Agents.

Paragraph 3: Truthfully, some of the bomb – blasts that destroyed churches and mosques and killed mained innocent persons were directly carried out by our (Boko Haram), whereas most of the other bomb –blasts, indiscriminate by killing of many innocent persons were and are still being carried out by the‘’Alternative Boko Haram’’ which is directly controlled by President Goodluck Jonathan and his cohort.

Paragraph 4: Accurately, the abduction of the 276 girls from their dormitories in the Government Girls Secondary School,Chibok Town, Borno State was directly carried out by the Alternative Boko Haram
that’s firmly controlled by President Goodluck Jonathan on April 12, 2014 and these girls are still being held by the Agents of President Goodluck Jonathan, until they are to be released to him to score a cheap political point in December,2014.

Paragraph 5: The recently attempted assassination of General MuhammaduBuhari (former Head of State and the prominent Islamic Cleric Sheikh DahiruUsmanBauchi in Kaduna was carried out by‘’the Alternative Boko Haram of President Goodluck Jonathan, this he did because he has been truthfully briefed by honest patriots that General MuhammaduBuhari is the only Presidential candidate that can beat him decisively in the oncoming February 14,2015 Presidential Election.

Paragraph 6: Accordingly, since the assassination attempt failed, President Goodluck Jonathan secured the service and cooperation of AlhajiAtikuAbubakar and two other former PDP Governors (now in the All Progressives Congress) to ensure that General MuhammaduBuhari’s effort to secure the APC’s Presidential Ticket is fraustriated and brought to nought.

Paragraph 7: Very factually too, the collapse of The Guest House Building Complex, The Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) Ikotun – Egbe, Lagos State, Nigeria on Friday, 12 September, 2014 was not due to structural failure or defect. A day before the incident, the Agents Of President Goodluck Jonathan’s Alternative Boko Haram had fused and pasted the latest type of ‘’ Plastic Bombs’’ on Strategic parts of the building ( from the ground floor to the last. The Signal for detonation was only given when a strange unmarked aircraft piloted by one of his Air Force Officers had circled the building three times.

Paragraph 8: Thus the reasons for President Goodluck Jonathan having to target and destroy the SCOAN Guest House was traced to his having been misinformed by his Agents that ‘’ The Man In The Synagogue – Senior Prophet T.B. Joshua ‘’ was providing sanctuary to several South Africans who opposed President Goodluck Jonathan’s inordinate ambition to self succession in February 14, 2015 and also, that many prominent APC members rely on the Synagogue for special prayers , anointed oil and holy water that will help them defeat President Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP in 2015.we have been reliably informed that the Aternative Boko Haram of President Goodluk Jonathan shall later make repeat visits flying over SCOAN Grounds

Paragraph 9: In conclusion for now, we have confirmed and had independently verifiedsome aspects of this presentation that we are not directly involved. However, we are assured of the accuracy of this presentation and we shall be very factually expose the sponsors and funders of the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) and others floated at a cost of N 1 billion a week since 2013 for their operations within and outside Nigeria. Our Geneva, Switzerland based legal advisers are already in possession of hundreds of documents pertinent to these matters. They have been duly authorized by us to bring up proper criminal charges against all persons connected with these matters at the International Criminal Court (ICC), The Hague, The Netherlands before middle of December, 2014.
In The Name Of Allah, the Almighty (GOD), I remain .

Yours respectfully,

Imam Abubakar SHEKAU,
Head of Mission & Leader,
‘’Jama’atu Ahlus–Sunnah Lidda’Awati
wal Jihad(Boko Haram)’’
Maiduguri,
Kanem – Bornu Caliphate/ Nigeria.

NOTA BENE: The Second Part Of This Presentation Shall Vividly Detail
‘’ How and Why President Goodluck Jonathan and His PDP Cohort Assassinated Retired General Andrew OwoyeAzazi ( His National Security Adviser) on the 5th December, 2012. All other matters related to this presentation shall come very shortly hereafter.


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Your friend is Abnormally Certified Killer.

Preciousone4ril:
Op, were is d endowment?

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Sam Smith - Stay With Me

I think the title is misleading... It should be WEB DEVELOPERS AT WAR

These guys are only observing siesta... #That'sAll.

Genevieve or Kate Henshaw

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