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The fishes were sucked up into the sky and later released through rainfall.

Let's do the assignment together

What the hell is he singing?

3rdlegxxx:
Abeg ooo no call me, I no dey ooo

No qualms.

3rdlegxxx:
hehehehehe lolz, who tha fuvck is this, u are so funny, so damn handsome bawo

C'mon... Isn't she handsome?

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Hey peeps! How would you feel if you got an interview slated for April 1st, with the distance to the venue of about 10hrs from your place, only for you get there to receive the April fool prank from the Company.

I think that would be worstest April Fool prank.

I'll be like

Ahem...

akinszz:
I laff in bin ladin's voice*** oyinbo method. Person dey flog ur sister dem they prescribe yoga for solution. Are we in afganistan ni?

Sexy laugh

All she needs is serious Yoga

But, the following could help too: be patient, allow her vent, be a good listener, don't lecture her, increase your love for her x3, and discuss carefully with her, let her know reasons why anger solves nothing than compound problems.

I hope she doesn't smoke nor drink though.

VcStunner:
may I meet you ma'am

You're free sire

haconjy:
married

Marriage hunger

VcStunner:
Sounds good
Though I don't like Omojuwa's view most often,but then Lalasticlala has not always agreed with TonyeB, neither has Tonye ever agreed with NgeneU. But all the same, some day I hope they see that we are all interest in a better Nigeria irrespective of political affiliation. Good move Mr. Fix nigeria
Who will fix nairaland.
Just saying

One day, I will

Expecting a counter thread

Creative!

missbronze:
My dear, to spend unnecessarily, is one tin we can't help.


You know why? I will go a bit personal to you.

Last year, I carried my contribution in my office. I kept it in bank. I was determined not to touch it. But, alas, life have another plan for me, my kid sister fell seriously ill, we kept carrying her around from hospital to hospital.


And, that was how all that my savings went. I have to start all over this year again.


So, you see, is not easy.

Yeah!, I know it's not easy.

But, if there was a means for you to double or triple that contribution by spending with returns, before your kid sister fell ill... Perhaps, you wouldn't have the need to start over this year.

Not easy though

missbronze:
Hmmmm.


What do this Billionaires do that we don't do?

I mean, how do they acquire so much wealth?

Does it mean they are the ones that husstle most?

Abi, na dem get brain pass?


And, Yes, life is not fair. how can it bless one person with so much wealth and let another person be as poor as church rat.?



Meanwhile, why is it that the ratio of rich men are higher than that of rich women?

Is it that God or luck favours men most?

I guess they don't spend unnecessarily, as they would prefer to spend only if a return is expected.

Mistaken for Please

skyhighweb:
hi have u tried it?

Well, I tried... But I gave up

Confused girl dilemma

If that story is actually true, your gf needs an award (ULTIMATE PRETENDER)

But, taking a deeper look into the matter. Your gf MIGHT actually be innocent (probably a forgotten twin ) . If so, you're the mad one and a liar.

Instead of beating her, you can make her assumed husband (your friend's best friend) call her or simply tell the husband your gf looks exactly like his wife and also exchange pics.

In fact, your friend who invited you could help you reveal what's missing in the whole drama. There are more ways to resolve issues than violence.

You can try beating your fingers with a pen or bite it a little.

Driftingking:
Dj jimmy jatt posted this picture of wizkid running after the beat...he he
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.he captioned it "feeling the beat"
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But I no gree
I believe say nairalanders can caption it better...

Wizkid is pursuing his dream.

DJ Jimmy Jatt: Rokamba pitiosis... Wizkid! May your flow run away from youuu!

Wizkid: Lai Lai, I'm following it right na na na.

Pure Guilt

You probably don't like the idea of having sex before marriage... This thought keep replaying in your mind. You're just feeling guilty. Kill the guilt, you'll be fine.

lekjons:
1. Big boys of the 70s

2. Old naija football team

2. Origin of beach soccer

Dreamland

macbede:
it would be to go back in time and right all my wrongs.

Nice one

Very funny

Great!

So hilarious

freedom96:
Great...bye

Bye! Take care of your business