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sylvalord:
[color=grey]Hmmm, this case is critical. well the best friend MIGHT actually be banging ur girlfriend So this is what you should do

1. Get a BESTFRIEND too and give her more time than u give ur girlfriend, chat with her and even say naughty things to her in the presence of ur girlfriend. DON'T AV SEX WITH HER UNTIL YOU CARRY OUT NO.2
2. Confirm if there is any sexual relationship or anything more than friendship btwn them.
3. if no.2 is in the affirmative, then bang ur newly found BESTFRIEND and make sure ur girlfriend knows. Bang other girls too and make sure she knows
4. At this juncture, she will either beg or want to end the relationship; if she wants to end the relationship, grant her wish, u guys were never meant for each other. if she begs, dump her sorry ass, u guys were never meant for each other
5. After this, you will be the happiest man in the world


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dudesexy1111:
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dudesexy1111:
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bobo65:
contact luvlyoracle

Thanks for calling my attention.

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Daracimi:
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ceo003:
so how do you want to pick it up ?

don't know.

ceo003:
10 freedom street osapa london lekki 5th roundabout.

Am in Enugu.

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ceo003:
N6500 last

location?

chuxyz:
Here I have a list of some ridiculous ways [naija] ladies prove they are not cheap. The list is actually inexhaustible but these are the ones I could come up with for now. Feel free to add to it.
1. Refusing to give out their number
This really piss me off. I simply believe those girls who think giving out their number makes them cheap actually have cheap senses. There are other better ways of proving you aint cheap. To the ladies who fall under this category I ask you "so if not for the advent of GSM technology you have no other way to prove you are not cheap abi?". On your behalf, I thank God for GSM technology o. Else your worth would have been 10kobo.
2. Claiming hard to get
Many girls think proving hard-to-get is a way of proving they are not cheap and this makes me laugh in swahili - bwahahihihihihiha! In fact, you are just like the ab0ki who brought necklace to me to buy at N7000. Not interested, i priced it at N150 just to let him go. He got angry and left but came back to ask me to take it for N3000 but I insisted at N150 he left again and came back up to 5times and ended up begging me to take it at that N150. So no matter how hard-to-get you try to play, your worth remains your worth. Sorry to tell you ladies, playing hard-to-get does more of reducing your worth than even increasing it.
3. Try as much as possible not to stare at a guy
This is another ridiculous way ladies try to prove they are not cheap. Imagine group of guys walking down the street and group of ladies coming opposite. You notice the guys break-off from their discussion while the ladies get engross in theirs as if they just attain the peak of an important discussion/issue. I have seen guys hit their head against an electric pole while staring at ladies; I have also seen ladies fall into gutters while trying not to stare at a guy. Ridiculous indeed!
4. Being rude
Most ladies resolved to being or acting rude just to prove they are not cheap. But my dear, you've not proved anything. You only proved how arrogant, rude and unfriendly you are.
5. Not asking for a guy's number/calling a guy
Haaaaaaa! Abomination! That's exactly what most ladies will scream on hearing this. I tell you, i have seen occasions where a lady needs my help and still expects me to ask for her number or call her as the case may be. In such case, I tell them "Sorry ma'm I no be chinco. Go look for a Chinese cos I heard China goods are very cheap". Yipee!
Asking for guys number only shows how friendly, hospitable and jovial. Shikena!

Chai!

Rasbajan:
A great nuisance and annoying something.

Everyday, Every night. Dem dey call/text my phone.

Wetin na?

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bobo65:
I go enter ziks avenue by Tuesday
make we deal

I think im d 2nd nairalander to buy this stuff and I enjoyed till my twin sis ran away with it

so no dulling
lets hope this ur own doesn't select phones o
hope it charges bb
cos mine did
but lotta ppl said theirs dont

Don't know if it charges bb.
I have not tested it on any blackberry.

Neva!
I go just chop clean mouth.

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bobo65:
sell 2500 for me na
we know as e dey go down

Abeg naa...en no good.

Ehya!!
Who rock am pass me?

W=WITCH!

ceo003:
thanx. its very negotiable

5k excluding the ball.

Nice.

Hmm!!

Mykcool:
dem don wipe am since morning dia head don correct

Na wa oh!

Mykcool:
it's true o!! I just burn my last 23mb so I can auto renew to confirm and YES it happened

is your 300gb still there?

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