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HOCUS-POCUS: Meaningless talk or activity, typically designed to trick someone or conceal the truth of a situation.

AirborneLacer: Working my socks off for you, good to know your charm is still effective

Aww sweerie, but you know am too old for these lines, stop wasting them on me



FUNGIBLE

AirborneLacer: You have to get me lunch b'cos I'm your responsibility.

You were Brenda's Chief Bride's maid when we got married remember? And somewhere in *******, when the bride goes missing, the groom is entitled to take up the Chief Bride's maid as wife.

Luxanne get me my lunch and this is not a request, it's a husband's command

Huh!


Nah hun, u mixing us up I was the event planner of ur grand occassion, go watch the vid again

nitlad: Yes ke?

Why are you troublesome?

Synecdoche: A figure of speech in which a part is made to represent the whole or vice versa.

AirborneLacer: I've been good. Just have too many to handle offline lately.

Aww, its all good and for the best



NOUS

xp17: that was an exhibition of two bottom teams . my appraisal on the team strength ll start when those boys play a more decent team. for now, I still maintain my old 2/10 rating on them

I aint bothered about the position of qpr nor the goals united scored against them. I watched the game and for the first time in a long while, I saw the life in our players which was lost, I also saw the readiness and vigor in which they played all thanks to our great signings who aren't having so big an issue of blending in. Its been a long while we wanted united back like she used to be and I think right now, that dawn has come. Fear not, they aint super eagles

My God, nitlad

KiddaBlingzz: wow, interesting. You go way back.

I've been a united fan 2 years more than a decade.

And as to your previous post, its well understood. Just that this is kinda like for chit-chats and friend making thats why i created it in this section. What do you think?

Hmm, its aii then

Oh boi, I can forgive her for those bold earings cuz she looked well beyond words Damn jlo, do u have to make me look at myself again and wondering how I'l look when I clock 46

Role model 9 - HFOG. Lol, Nice

^^Logorrhea: A tendency to extreme loquacity (the quality of talking a great deal)

AirborneLacer: A bit fleshy? Stressed out or worried?

You musta been thinking about me.

Then I need to stop thinking then, lol. Well, I've just been more relaxed and @ peace with myself, hence, making me more lazy to do any form of aerobics, lol. How u been btw?



ELEGY

Jbluv55: Do not forget to say "thank you" too cos we didn't wish/pray that Utd should have a loss . In actual fact we've been praying that they at least have a win before they face us at all so that there wouldn't be any excuses for losing to Chelsea .

Loose to chelsea? Hehe, we've always been dealing with you guys from time immemorial na, go check reason why u guys are always bad mouthing us btw, with the boys performance yesterday, I bet chelsea is trembling right now cuz united is back and unpredictable that unpredictability alone is enough to make chelsea loose the game before it's already started good thing is, I'l be right here to comfort u my friend but not without rubbing salt to ur injury first

HFOG: Replied too. Where's your present location ma?

You got mail

AirborneLacer: Let's do this thinking together hun.

But that would be after my lunch. So I'd need you to get me a steak and kidney pie. Then an apple strudel and a cookie jar full of trifle served as the dessert

Remind me y am getting u lunch again?


And about this thread, I like where its heading but I still need to understand what it is the poster wanna do, an idea will suffice

KiddaBlingzz: hi miss luxanne. It really is a new dawn for us.



since what year have you been a Man. United fan?

Sure is


Since 2007, when I finally made up my mind to belong to a club, never regretted choosing united. Btw, u might wanna check my last post to u again, got edited

Hi, hi, KiddaBlingzz and all united fans its a new dawn for us

But there already exist a united thread on the epl sport section where all these is done, you'l wanna check it out

AirborneLacer: Hope you're looking after that pretty sexy body?

** To keep a secret, especially b'cos it wouldn't be approved of.

Antithesis

Oh dear, I got a bit fleshy


**A person or thing that is the direct opposite of someone or something else

OMA4U: Pulchritude

**Beauty



SUBAUDITION

Ntoi to jbluv55 and also to that dude who said united was gonna struggle to win with just a goal margin, in ya face

Following

HFOG: Okay ma. Sent you a mail.

Responded ma'am

Jbluv55: Great story dear, I totally concur to the morals too but I need you to also know that you are guilty of what you just preached, misjudging united without waiting for the league to be over and you bet, am so waiting for swansea n united to put a big, wide smile on my face #fingersseriouslycrossed

AirborneLacer: Hello boo

Hey hun

alienation

** A turning away; estrangement
**The state of being an outsider or the feeling of being isolated, as from society



Surreptitious

sosiqdude: I'm highly feeling at home...you guys are so social...good kind heart... I like being here..

Jbluv55: Quarter finals are taking place today and rap lines are being dropped already o .

Wow! Link please

Was here too

Nice hairdo, make up on point and a great smile.

The dress? A very long jacket on a very long skirt? Not feeling her outfit.

spanzed: Otomopic Talidubai.if u get d meaning I would renounce my Nigeria citizenship

error.

temigracie: ..Fiddler....

**A person who plays the violin.

** A person who cheats or swindles, especially one indulging in petty theft.

temigracie: ....HASSLE

**Irritating inconvenience.

**Harras, Pester.

MabraO: Vituperative

**Bitter and abusive.

AirborneLacer: Pfft

**Used to express a feeling of superiority/indifference

AirborneLacer: Impugn

**Dispute the truth, validity, or honesty of (a statement or motive); call into question



ENCUMBER

HFOG: Never knew you were married ma'am. Pleasant news. How're you and your family?

No ma'am, not yet married

Tuntheycr7: Eyahh..
Abi


Better days ahead.......

So how is life over there ?

Thanks

Stressful but not bad. Trust ur day went great .

MizMyColi: Ohhhh!

My bosslady
I didn't even need to click on the link.
Thanks Boss

LoL @RichLady
It is the Lord's doing.

Good afternoon JBLuv

You welcome hun, anytime

Jbluv55: I remain loyal o mami . This weekend is gonna be great right?

Lol I pray so

Erm, sosiqdude should be here any minute so give him a vip seat with vip orders, bills on me

Jbluv55: Welcome bro . How's the rap battle going? Heard the quarter finals are around the corner?

The Landlady should be here any moment to give you a warm welcome .

cirmuell: U'ld love it

sosiqdude: Wow!! Can't wait to see the landlady...can't wait to see her warm welcome

LOL.

Yay Everyone! Our first guest after the NL crash Hello sosiqdude

Ahem!

On behalf of our abled mod (Obinoscopy) and all forum gamers, I welcome you to our comfy and fun abode

As the name of the section implies, its all about fun, fun, fun, that's how we roll on here, lol. With various fun threads (games) being created on here and most especially our hangout spot https://www.nairaland.com/1849516/nairaland-forum-games-hookup-relaxation/123 where everyone go unwind after a long day and which is well attended to by our one and only Jbluv (I see u both have met already ), you can never go wrong being in this section sosiqdude

And then finally, to be called and listed among the family members https://www.nairaland.com/1193535/forum-games-chat-thread-thread, you don't need to pay a fee or offer sacrifices for the rites to be conducted, lol, you'l only have to be on here for a while getting acquainted with fellow gamers and threads as well to be initiated into the ONE Family Embrace

Once again, you most welcome. Feel free to always ask questions when lost

And wow! I really didn't know there was a rap section on nl, I need to visit there soonest

Tuntheycr7: Okay.. good to know that.

Hope the e-Tsunami did not affects yu much
I cud noticed some of ya lovely threads has been tsunamized :-)

Yeah, my picture thread is gone. Was seriously sadden by it then but am way over it now, nothing we can do about it.