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Jokes EtcRe: I Want My Family Name Be On Guiness Book Of Record,guess Wat I Want To Do. by lwise(m): 5:45pm On Apr 28, 2010
eyyyyyaaaaaaa d guy escaped from ARO lets help him he needs 2 go back.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by lwise(m): 4:27pm On Apr 28, 2010
help with this pls
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EducationRe: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by lwise(m): 7:38pm On Apr 26, 2010
pls help with this one
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EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2010 Cut-Off? by lwise(m): 7:30pm On Apr 26, 2010
pls help with this one
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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Goodluck - The Miracle Man by lwise(m): 7:49am On Apr 21, 2010
to be frank and sincere,electricity supply has been steady in my area 4 d past two months.Everyone in my area has switch to electric cooker, interesting
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pix! by lwise(m): 2:28pm On Mar 25, 2010
so funny

Jokes EtcA Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by lwise(op): 12:22pm On Feb 18, 2010
Dear Farouk,

How are you? I really hope that all is well with you. I'm sure that all should be well because in spite of your present predicament you are still entitled to three full meals with complements of juice and assorted drinks (even those who didn't attempt to bomb planes live on less than $1 a day in 9ja). When you are finally convicted, you will still be fed on government expense.

You'll be allowed to play games and participate in sporting activities. If you so desire, you'll be allowed to pursue the Master's Degree that you abandoned. (By the way I struggled to pay the fees for my Masters). My father was never a bank chief (not even a community or micro finance bank). I am struggling to understand your (in) action. Growing up you must have had all and I mean ALL of the things that many of your mates only wished and hoped for. A BMX, Raleigh or Chopper bicycle. Nintendo games and accompanying cartridges, PS2, PS3, XBox, PSP, most definitely a car or cars (I can bet you never entered molue, danfo, okada, keke marwa or BRT) with driver and possibly bodyguard or at least police escort. You've had foreign Ivy League education and to top it all up Farouk; you lived in a 4Mpounds house. Gbogbo bigz boiz!!!!!!. Haba Farouk, minini (hausa), ogini (ibo), kilode (yoruba),huh

My guy, upon graduation you would have served only if you wanted to and possibly in your janded abode. One hungry hustler would just have been collecting your allowee (less than what you spend on boxer shorts). At the end of the service year, they would just issue a directive to the deegee of corpers to send (did I say send) bring your discharge certificate to your house in Lag or Abj. Even if you decided to wear khaki and obey the clarion call, 'under the sun and in the rain', you would only have gone for parade when you so desired. You are not likely to have gone on endurance trek because you've never had to endure. While in camp many 'ordinary' corpershuns would have tried to attach themselves to you so that after service they could have used your influence to open doors that will better their lives.

After service, jobs were waiting for you (that's if you decided to work). If you wanted a bank job, ba wahala. You wouldn't have started from entry level, you may have settled for GM, DGM or AGM. If you wanted to go into politics (many of your type are in the hallowed chambers) they would have asked the chairman of the party in your state to bring the form to your house only for you to append your signature they'll be the ones to fill in the other information. Any other candidate for the post you are interested in would have been settled. When you are finally sworn in, you wouldn't have to move or second any motions just raise your hands in favour or against when Mr. Speaker or Senate president call for a vote. You would have been chairman of one committee and member of others even though you won't be doing anything.

You would have been a member of many elite clubs, you'll be playing Tiger Wuuds game, and you'd have one of the most expensive horses to play polo. 9ja's version of HELLO magazine would have done a feature on you and your horse. OL boy, after much persuasion your popsie would have arranged the daughter of one of his friends for you as your ameriya (new wife). Your wedding would have drawn the crème de la crème of society; the
weekly soft sells would have carried headlines like WHAT SOCIETY WOMEN WORE AT FAROUK and FAROUKATT's wedin fatiha, with the rider, how they met, and the details of their jewelry. They would have told us about how you proposed to her when you took her for a weekend trip in that mid east country that our countrymen now take out time to go to it sounds like doo-bye.

We would have read about how a former president or head of state was the chairman of your wedding, the reception would have taken place at the international conference centre; it would have been aired on network TV on Sunday nite. (Even though you don't watch local TV).

Farouk! Are you still there? Don't worry I'll soon finish.

I don't know the full details of your travel schedule but you had a number of visas on your paali (passport). You need to know how much dry fasting and prayer some people do to raise money to get a passport before proceeding to prayer camp or redemption city on Lagos Ibadan expressway to receive laying on of hands for breakthrough for visas. Some of these people go along with their passports too and insist that a man of God MUST lay hands on the passport, anoint it with olive oil and wrap it with white handkerchief so that the day the oyinbo (white man) visa officer receives their application God will touch his heart and he will issue them a visa. Farouk let me tell you something some still do not get the visa and for those who do, they have to reach out to family and friends to raise funds for ticket, some are only able to raise the money when the visa has almost expired. Even me when I want to travel I'm always looking for cheap season tickets, I'll start calling my friends who work in airlines even the ones I had quarreled with. You come get visa and ticket money yanfu yanfu you come dey carry banger and knockout enter aeroplane.

Ah okay I remember it was Xmas day so you wanted to do fireworks with other people's life. Or was it because you boarded a Delta airlines planes that the Niger Delta spirit descended on you.




, To be continued.
PoliticsRe: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by lwise(m): 11:51am On Feb 18, 2010
I dont know why some people find it difficult to think straight.This is another attempt by some political parties to rubbish the government of Fashola.Well,its normal 2011 election is around and I dont expect anyone to be borthered by this.If you have any concreate fact against Fashola just take him to court i guess thats the normal thing.


EKO ONIBAJE OOO

OMO ALE TO MA BAJE MA KU NI AMIN


angry angry angry
PhonesRe: Do You Want The Latest Freedom Settings Yes Or No? by lwise(m): 7:44pm On Feb 07, 2010
123konami7@gmail.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday, 7th Feb by lwise(m): 7:32pm On Feb 07, 2010
up blue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday, 7th Feb by lwise(m): 5:34pm On Feb 07, 2010
30' Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal

http://www.livescore.com/soccer/live/
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pixs by lwise(op): 2:40pm On Feb 04, 2010
another one

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pixs by lwise(op): 2:33pm On Feb 04, 2010
another one

Jokes EtcFunny Pixs by lwise(op): 2:28pm On Feb 04, 2010
Two tiger cubs and piglets suckle from a sow at the Sriracha Tiger Zoo in Thailand's Chonburi Province, nearly 100 km (62 miles) east of Bangkok January 26, 2010. Tiger numbers have fallen by more than 70 percent in slightly more than a decade in the Greater Mekong, with the region's five countries containing only 350 tigers, according to a World Wildlife Fund (WWF) report released on Monday.

PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by lwise(m): 8:04pm On Jan 24, 2010
nokia N95
ComputersHow Can I Partition My System by lwise(op): 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2010
I hav a new system that has windows installed on it.The guy that did d installation forgot to partition it.Is their aanyway I can partition it without formating it.
ComputersHow Can I Partition A Hard Disk That Has Been Configured Already by lwise(op): 1:59pm On Jan 24, 2010
I just bought a new system but the guy that installd windows operating system on it forgot to partition the hard disk.I ve installed a couple of programs on it is thier anyway I can partition the hard disk without formating it.
ComputersU.s. To Complain To China About Google Hacking by lwise(op): 8:45pm On Jan 15, 2010
The U.S. State Department says it will lodge a formal complaint with Chinese officials next week about the hacking attacks on Google's e-mail service in China.

Spokesman P.J. Crowley says the U.S. also will demand an explanation from China about how the hacking happened and what the Beijing government intends to do about it.

Google has said it will stop censoring Internet search results in China and might close its China-based Google.cn site because of the hacking problem.

What the cyber-attack from China means[color=#770077][/color]

Gregory Fayer opened an e-mail on Monday night that looked like it was from a fellow lawyer at Gipson Hoffman & Pancione. Instead, it was a message that placed Fayer and his firm in the middle of what might be the biggest international cyber-conflict to date.

This week, search engine giant Google disclosed that it had also been a victim of cyber-attacks from China, and has taken the bold step of threatening to shut down the Chinese version of its search engine. On Thursday, computer security firm VeriSign said it had traced the Google attacks back to "to a single foreign entity consisting either of agents of the Chinese state or proxies thereof," and that 30 companies were targeted.


Fayer's law firm is likely one of those victims, as the technique used against it is similar to the Google attack. The e-mail Fayer received was laced with a computer virus intended to allow the sender to spy on Fayer's computer; a blatant act of espionage, he said. But Fayer wasn't terribly surprised. Last week, his firm filed a blockbuster lawsuit against the Chinese government on behalf of CyberSittter LLC, which makes parental control software. CyberSitter says the Chinese stole its computer code while creating the infamous Green Dam censorship program, which was designed to be placed on every Chinese citizen's PC last year. After a backlash, the government decided to make installation optional.

"Our law firm was certainly on high alert because of the lawsuit," he said. "This is somewhat to be expected when you file a high-profile lawsuit against the government of China.”

Fayer said he couldn't share much information about the e-mail, as FBI officials are investigating the incident. But it was designed to look like part of a normal electronic chat with a colleague.

"I was the first recipient at the firm," he said. "But there have actually been three waves of these customized e-mails.They'd each been made to look like they had a different sender, and a different pretense for the links or attachments embedded in the e-mails." The cybercriminal was clearly moving down a list of potential contacts at the firm, looking for someone to take the bait, he said.

"The program was designed to go in and get information from our servers and computers and sent it back to the sender," he said.

Computer researchers call the technique "spear phishing." Rather than flooding a firm with thousands of spam-like phishing e-mails hoping to dupe dozens of victims, the new technique involves very specific, targeted notes designed to fool one victim at a time – and then use that computer to spy on the target agency or steal data.

While Fayer could say little about the potential agent behind the attack, he said the firm assumed that "the timing of the e-mail attacks are not a coincidence."

No lawyers fell for the trick, Fayer said, and he did not believe any information had been stolen.

The alleged attacks from China are troubling on many fronts. On Thursday, security firm McAfee released a report saying the program used to target U.S. firms involved a so-called "zero day" vulnerability -- one that was to this point unknown to the security community, and thus indefensible by anti-virus software. The flaw involved Microsoft's Internet Explorer, McAfee said. Microsoft says it is working quickly to provide a software patch.

But the malicious software attacks other software flaws too, McAfee said, adding this ominous note: "There very well may be other attack vectors that are not known to us at this time."

"These highly customized attacks known as advanced persistent threats were primarily seen by governments and the mere mention of them strikes fear in any cyberwarrior,” wrote McAfee's George Kurtz in a blog post today. “They are in fact the equivalent of the modern drone on the battle field. With pinpoint accuracy they deliver their deadly payload and once discovered - it is too late…All I can say is wow. The world has changed. Everyone's threat model now needs to be adapted to the new reality of these advanced persistent threats. In addition to worrying about Eastern European cybercriminals trying to siphon off credit card databases, you have to focus on protecting all of your core intellectual property."

Mark Rasch, former head of the Department of Justice computer crime unit, called the attacks “cyberwarfare,” and said it was clearly an escalation of digital conflict between China and the U.S.

“At least it’s an escalation of the rhetoric, and that’s an escalation,” he said. “War is the extension of politics by other means, and the Internet is the extension of politics, and this is a form of cyberwarfare.”

While isolated examples of government-sponsored hacking have popped up through the years, Rasch – who now runs Bethesda, Md.-based security consulting firm FTI - says this week’s incidents of alleged Chinese attacks are “new in the sense that they’ve been so blatant,” and apparently so widespread, ranging from attempts to read dissidents’ e-mails to spying on a legal adversary.

“We’ve had attacks in the past but by and large they were done in a way that gave the country plausible deniability,” said Rasch. “But this was different. This was fairly clearly a government-run operation.”

China has yet to directly address the allegations. At a regular press briefing in Beijing on Thursday, Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu said only “The Chinese government administers the Internet according to law and we have explicit stipulations over what content can be spread on the Internet,” according to the Bloomberg news service.
Jobs/VacanciesNestle Recruiting by lwise(op): 7:47pm On Jan 13, 2010
To everybody in d house,has anyone heard anything about neslte recruitment.I submitted my details last month and ive not heard anythin from them.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Vs Terry G- Who Is Better ? by lwise(m): 5:24pm On Jan 07, 2010
abeg who bi timaya.ooo nobi dat boi wey fight inside church 4 another man babe.d guy 2smal 2 be compard wit terry g in terms of swagger+talent

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