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LiteratureThe Business Of Pleasure by Lyricool116(op): 10:24pm On Oct 04, 2021
Like every other street, palmview street is very normal and has everyone going about their daily activities during the day, but is totally different at night, the loud music, colourful lights and sounds of cars going in and out of there every night made it stand out.

People looking for fun often visited the infamous "The Red Bar-Clubhouse" on palmview street to drink and chillax. The club has a bar, a shisha lounge and If you are Hot, you can pay a visit to the brothel behind it to have sex with one of the oloshos there. Big, petite, fine, ugly, skillful and all sorts were there to satisfy your urge if you could afford them.

Olosho or Ashawo as they are called, are commercial sex workers who imprudently trade their bodies for money. They are the most disciplined business persons you'd ever meet. They don't joke with their business and they don't give out their commodity on credit. "Money for hand, Back for ground" is their slogan.

They get along well with their patronizers as if they're in a proper relationship, but can flare up the next minute if the terms of business is breached. Slightly negotiable prices are paid for their services and once a customer reaches orgasm, it's game over unless subscription is renewed.

Abdul and his friends were regulars here. Emabong was his favourite customer. It was obvious that he often patronize the Calabar girl because she was his kind of woman. She was tall, fair, beautiful, curvy and her skills and moaning drives her customers wild. They were fond of each other only for pleasure and nothing else. She was the kind of lover that doesn't get jealous, or throw tantrums. She gave him attention whenever he needed it with no excuses even when he was broke.

Emabong was loyal to Abdul and he returned the favour by being nice and he spent money on her whenever he visits the clubhouse. She sometimes closes business for the day whenever he was around. She offered him home services too, an exclusive. Abdul was that special to her, was it his money, swag or good looks that got her attracted to Abdul? that I can't tell.

Abdullahi is from a noble family in town. His father (Alhaji Nura) was a successful and famous business man who had two wives and took good care of his family. Abdul was sent to Cyprus to study Software Engineering but he came back with Tattoos, an accent and a flare for smoking shisha and vape. He was also used to driving around town with sport cars. Contrary to the religious beliefs he was raised with, Abdul was a staunch drunk and drug user.

When Alhaji Nura got tired of his first son's deviant attitude and excesses, he gave him one of his houses at Rafin-Kadda GRA and arranged a marriage between him and his long time girlfriend Khadija with the hope that once he settles down, he'll become a responsible individual. A business was also set up for Abdul to manage and cater for his young family.

After just three months, the marriage failed and Khadija divorced him. His business was also failing because Abdul wasn't stable in managing his interior design business. He was used to spending frivolously on drugs and women and his sales personnels also helped themselves with some of the money.
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As usual, Abdul and his cohorts Bitrus and Khalid stormed the club house to smoke shisha and do what they do best. After a while, Abdul excused himself to see his favourite mistress Emabong. Its been almost a week since he enjoyed her company and only her body and touch could calm his raging hormones, the thought of it made him excited. He staggered and made his way to her room only to find it locked. The sound coming from inside meant that she was busy working with another client.

�️ "Ema baby. Your boy AB-Flex don come. abeg do quick make I enter." he impatiently spoke after waiting for 10minutes.

�"Uh my guy I dey cum. I'm busy now" she managed to reply him. Obviously occupied with wild sensual ectasy.

�️ "Okay do quick. I wan do too" he said while pressing his phone.

20 minutes passed and Emabong was still inside. One could hear echoes of panting screaming through the walls. When Abdul couldn't take it anymore, he decided to leave.

"Haba AB-Flex come na" Emabong called.
"Girl you f**** up na. You just leave me here dey inside dey f*** that bastard." He angrily replied.

As Abdul was about to enter into Emabong's room he was mistakenly hit by the previous customer who was hurrying to leave after dressing up.

"Kai Uwar ka. After wasting my time now you are hitting me." Abdul insulted him " Do you know who I am" he added.

"I'm sorry. Ba da gangar bane. Kada ka kara zagi na. Karuwa ce ba kuma matan kowa ba ce" the other guy replied obviously trying to avoid a brawl.
[English Translation: I'm sorry. it's not intentional. Don't ever insult me again. She's a prostitute and she's nobody's wife]

As soon as the man replied, Abdul froze because the voice sounded very familiar. As they turned and looked at each other, the other guy fainted and to Emabong's astonishment, Abdul started screaming "Waiyo Allah! A'uzubinlai" before carrying him out on his shoulder and driving him off to the hospital. Leaving Bitrus and Khalid wondering what was happening.

Where did Abdul know him? Find out more in the next episode.

Before the let's discuss;
1. What is the reason why a guy like Abdul would help rush the other guy to the hospital?

2. Who do you think the other guy is?

© Samuel Thomas Jr.

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LiteratureAbout Prof. Wole Soyinka's New Book by Lyricool116(op): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2021
We all know the Nobel laureate Professor Wole Soyinka as an astounding author, poet, playwright, public affairs commentator and political activist but did you know that he recently released his first work in nearly 50 years?

Yes you read it right, 50 years!
His last released work was 48years ago.
The first African to win the Nobel prize for
literature is reported to have used the lock down to write yet another masterpiece titled "Chronicles from the Land of Happiest People on Earth" as well as a new theatrical work.

“This novel has got everything – friendship and betrayal; faith and treachery; hope and cynicism; murder, mayhem and no shortage of drama, all set against the backdrop of contemporary Nigeria,” said the publisher. “As you would expect from a Soyinka work, it’s got plenty of colourful characters, profound insights, witty commentary, and the most elegant language.”

Despite not releasing a new work since 1973, the 86 year old literary god still remains relevant.

I can't wait to lay my hands on a copy of this new masterpiece "Chronicles from the Land of Happiest People on Earth"

What's your favorite Wole Soyinka work?

© Samuel Thomas Jr
[@lyricool_liturgy]

PoliticsGeorge Floyd's Murder: What Northern Nigerians Must Learn From It by Lyricool116(op): 9:20pm On May 30, 2020
George Floyd's Murder: What Northern Nigerians Must Learn From It

"My stomach hurts, my neck hurts, everything hurts, everything hurts, some water or something. Please please! I can't breath officer! They're gonna kill me!" George Floyd cried while the police officer pinned his neck down with his knee for 10minutes before finally going lifeless.

The incident which occurred in Minnesota, Minneapolis was filmed by bystanders with their phones. They pleaded with the police officer to let go off George Floyd but to no avail. A voice was heard on the background pleading with the Chinese backup officer, Tou Thao not to allow his colleague kill Floyd but he just stood there telling them to back off and stop recording.

The cold murder of George Floyd in broad day light was justified by his killer(s) on the grounds that he resisted arrest for forgery but footages later released revealed the contrary. The F.B.I has opened an investigation as directed by the U.S president Donald J. Trump.
The four police men involved have been dismissed by the police force and Derek Chauvin, the officer who killed Floyd was later taken into custody and charged with 3rd-degree man slaughter.

The incident has further triggered mass condemnation and protests in Minneapolis which led to looting and destruction of properties. This is the latest killing out of the long list of lynchings of unarmed African Americans by the police. in a similar case, an unarmed black teenager, called Ahmaud Arbery was killed in March while Breonna Taylor a black woman was killed in her home in Louisville, Kentucky.

In contrast to the riotous events following the systemic and injudicious killings of unarmed black citizens across the United States, I'd like to relate it to events in Northern Nigeria especially Kaduna State. In my life time I've witnessed the several riots in Kaduna state starting from the year 2000 where people very close to me lost their lives (family members, friends and neighbours). Some of these events happened right before my eyes (in my own community) and I even narrowly escaped being kill twice.

Last night, I saw a maraud crowds of people of DIFFERENT RACES (nigroids, Caucasoids, Hispanics etc) on the news protesting the hideous murder of George Floyd and others by the same police force who were supposed to protect them. These people protested peacefully which later erupted into violence against racism, arm in arm without attacking each other.

The peaceful protests by disgruntled African American citizens who where joined by other citizens of other races to seek justice for George Floyd taught us all Nigerians a lesson.
- The black community didn't attack or kill any white person as a reprisal attack for what a white police man did to an unarmed black man.

- Some of the white residents didn't seat back and watch the blacks protest despite the seeming "White Privilege" they enjoy, many of them voiced out their frustration and also came out to support the #BlackLivesMatter movement.

- They all came out in one accord to fight a "Common Enemy" without turning against each other, unlike what happens here whenever we have issues. This is as a result of religious and ethnic intolerance.

- They didn't block border towns and highways and start killing innocent white citizens

- Trigger happy law enforcement authorities have killed our citizens in cold blood. Rinji, a young man was recently allegedly killed by some military men in Jos, Plateau state. Have we aired our view about it?
Kajuru killings hasn't stopped. Are you still quiet because you are not Adara? Okay let's not get emotional.

- There is power in unity � the resultant effects of our actions and inactions will either bless or mar generations yet unborn.

WE AS NIGERIANS especially NORTHERN NIGERIANS WE *MUST CAREFULLY LOOK AT THE MINNESOTA EVENT AND LEARN LESSONS FROM IT.

While our melanin coated brothers and sisters are being killed and systematically discriminated on in the diaspora, we back home in Africa must refrain and resist from killing each other. There is nothing unity can't achieve..

Humanity first before race, religion, ethnicity or whatever we individually have affinity for.

God created us all didn't he?
The God I serve is not a killer!

#Blacklivesmatter #JusticeforRinji #standupagainstpolicebrutality

EVERYONE SHOULD BE AN ADVOCATE

© Samuel Lyricool Thomas Jnr.
[@lyricool_liturgy IG |@Thalyricool twitter]

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