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Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2009
Baxilexi:
so . . . your a dermatologist, one more reason why i should abduct you on sight.



FIRE IN THE HOLE
. . . . . .


abt CM whatz the situation??
hope toilet dey nia u o?? ??

hey watchu need a dermatologist for? undecided

CM's situation is critic-all
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by lysaa(f): 12:27pm On Sep 15, 2009
he's always hungry. .do u have ulcer?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 12:23pm On Sep 15, 2009
takes her specimen CM b4 engaging in the mission
Baxilexi:
alrighty then. here is the Grenade, c4, missile rocket launcher, SAW machine gun, I.C.B

on a second tot we might not live to see the aftermath, anyways who cares. lol


shocked shocked shocked r u really a dermatologist??
yeah who cares! throws in the bomb n ducks covering ears

oh fo'shizzle my baxo, i'm the dermatologizzle cool

now back in the ER. takes CM by force and injects the anesthesia before he runs away.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hey, Wait A Minute,i Haven't Added Them Up Yet by lysaa(f): 12:07pm On Sep 15, 2009
not to worry about the environment it'd be done. .nor cause for control, everything is under alarm.

now lie down n face the floor.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 12:03pm On Sep 15, 2009
u darn right i'm the surgeon! a dermatologist to be precised n plastic surgery is my specialty.

bring the damn bomb already b4 i change my mind!
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:58am On Sep 15, 2009
dont worry it wont hurt. .the surgery is for only 4hrs
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:54am On Sep 15, 2009
but thats the intention-raise the roof set it on fire and cause a quake! thats entertainment at its peak.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hey, Wait A Minute,i Haven't Added Them Up Yet by lysaa(f): 11:51am On Sep 15, 2009
remember to add soya bean powder for his growth.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:47am On Sep 15, 2009
amala kills? huh
CrazyMan:
Yes o!
doesnt mean we cant work things out, does it? oh dear i trippin embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by lysaa(f): 11:43am On Sep 15, 2009
hey not fair, its mybuffday ure laffing at embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:42am On Sep 15, 2009
so the bread case is closed!
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:39am On Sep 15, 2009
that half bread abbey kept satisfied u? nywayz, half bread is better than none
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by lysaa(f): 11:36am On Sep 15, 2009
i clock a year more every time a spotless leopard runs out of the bush into town
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:31am On Sep 15, 2009
eew! thats disgusting! embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 11:29am On Sep 15, 2009
if i were a kangeroo, i'd just hop high up to the sky.
Jokes Etc › Re: Sept. 11 by lysaa(f): 11:23am On Sep 15, 2009
yesh
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:21am On Sep 15, 2009
u have said it
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:18am On Sep 15, 2009
leaf am,if lizard fall e go nod im head.
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by lysaa(f): 11:16am On Sep 15, 2009
dont have a birth cert but i have a birthday. want a proof?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 11:14am On Sep 15, 2009
? r u feeling like now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by lysaa(f): 11:13am On Sep 15, 2009
everyone less than 26 should vacate this thread. i'm only hia because i got biz to take care of.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa D Fillage Gurl. by lysaa(f): 11:08am On Sep 15, 2009
yesh sharp maid n that igbo man.
Jokes Etc › Re: Sept. 11 by lysaa(f): 11:05am On Sep 15, 2009
hahaha nice reharsal, now the real deal is a suicide mission, u ready?
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by lysaa(f): 11:03am On Sep 15, 2009
hey whats that for? it isn't yet my buffday
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Boy's Prayer by lysaa(f): 11:01am On Sep 15, 2009
goat nor dey smile except dem roast am burn
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by lysaa(f): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2009
[quote author=by.dot link=topic=294197.msg4546247#msg4546247 date=1253007670]halleluyah, dat ya deaf sister don finally hear, i hapi for u o smiley[/quote]this is mosdef the work of Jahovah
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 10:54am On Sep 15, 2009
Baxilexi:
i don try other networks and they aint got good service like yours. smiley
register ur sim at crazyman's office
Jokes Etc › Re: Studio43 D Bus Conductor by lysaa(f): 10:49am On Sep 15, 2009
oh Lawd! don;t tell me this is the face hiding behind those tainted pair
Jokes Etc › Re: Colours by lysaa(f): 10:46am On Sep 15, 2009
lol na jay-z sis?

Baxilexi:
rommy & lysaa. ga shi wa na. . . waka!!
come bax, dem dey worry u?

D1KeleVra:
not me cheesy
y u nor go count urself out when u don hammer small job that night club
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by lysaa(f): 10:38am On Sep 15, 2009
i said it,always snicking out of the ugly facts around her angry

its not fart its abbey's perfume
Jokes Etc › Re: Sept. 11 by lysaa(f): 10:31am On Sep 15, 2009
Terrorists at work again. Presido what would u do now? First it was the twin tower now they're threatening to take out sept.11 from the calender.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by lysaa(f): 10:27am On Sep 15, 2009
sharrap dia! sylv mess n that your perf which one better pass? n dont try to pretend it's not u [b]abbey [/b]that i'm talking to angry

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