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Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by CrazyMan(m): 12:12pm On Sep 15, 2009
undecided
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 12:18pm On Sep 15, 2009
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by CrazyMan(m): 12:20pm On Sep 15, 2009
undecided
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 12:23pm On Sep 15, 2009
takes her specimen CM b4 engaging in the mission
Baxilexi:

alrighty then. here is the Grenade, c4, missile rocket launcher, SAW machine gun, I.C.B

on a second tot we might not live to see the aftermath, anyways who cares. lol


shocked shocked shocked r u really a dermatologist??


yeah who cares! throws in the bomb n ducks covering ears

oh fo'shizzle my baxo, i'm the dermatologizzle cool

now back in the ER. takes CM by force and injects the anesthesia before he runs away.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by CrazyMan(m): 12:26pm On Sep 15, 2009
undecided
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 12:29pm On Sep 15, 2009
so . . . your a dermatologist, one more reason why i should abduct you on sight.



FIRE IN THE HOLE. . . . . .


abt CM whatz the situation??
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sylve11: 12:37pm On Sep 15, 2009
caman sharap! cool
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2009
Baxilexi:

so . . . your a dermatologist, one more reason why i should abduct you on sight.



FIRE IN THE HOLE
. . . . . .


abt CM whatz the situation??
hope toilet dey nia u o?? ??

hey watchu need a dermatologist for? undecided

CM's situation is critic-all
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 1:00pm On Sep 15, 2009
uhuh . . . yours!


for ma skin and also for a spin cos am the kingpin. . . lol


as for CM, carry on.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Abbeycity4(f): 1:05pm On Sep 15, 2009
lysaa:

amala kills?  

so u dnt knw  shocked
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 1:09pm On Sep 15, 2009
killed a couple of individuals at ajah, that doesnt make it a poison
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:13pm On Sep 15, 2009
abbey shallap and stop rying jare

Baxilexi:

uhuh . . . yours!


for ma skin and also for a spin cos am the kingpin. . . lol


as for CM, carry on.
my toilet? o boy, u harsh o. .my toilet dey reject foreign yansh tongue

spin in what sense? abeg make small sense lemme feel u.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:16pm On Sep 15, 2009
have they started picking their favourite ladies?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2009
who are the 'they'?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 1:21pm On Sep 15, 2009
why iz it that you've gotta look at everything technically. anyways if you must know a date at chocolate royal would be a spin. wouldnt it??


no course for siren, i no won share your latrine. tongue
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2009
Lysaa, the guys na.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Abbeycity4(f): 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2009
lysadd ok no problem wen u jst get home today jst go eat Amala! i swear i no go cry! infact i go buy aso ebi self!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:30pm On Sep 15, 2009
what's dat?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:32pm On Sep 15, 2009
@Abbey
ok no thanks

@ben
and u ain't among the 'they'?

hmm bax, i don't do dates. I do appointments n surgeries in the HOSPITAL geddit? if u're still interested, book an appointment tongue

ok leave my latrine outta this, its way better hygienically than ur infested WC in a mansion.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Abbeycity4(f): 1:36pm On Sep 15, 2009
lysaa:

@Abbey
ok no thanks

no lysad u av to eat Amala o! jst to confirm nw plz!!!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 1:41pm On Sep 15, 2009
abby, what shall it profit you to kill lysaa, and loose your soul. smiley

lol. . . okay lady, i'd see to the appointment.


was just kidding about the toilet thingy. i could even eat in there?? i just lied. lol
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:45pm On Sep 15, 2009
yeah we do do that, u know, u lie, i lie,we all lie sometimes tho
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Abbeycity4(f): 1:46pm On Sep 15, 2009
me i dnt lie o cool
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:48pm On Sep 15, 2009
Lysaa do I look like a guy?

Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:49pm On Sep 15, 2009
who said u do? are u high or somn?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:53pm On Sep 15, 2009
If only you can teach ya keyboard how to identify my person
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 1:55pm On Sep 15, 2009
of cos i know who u are. .what u got up ur sleeve. . u dont want me to spill the beans onhere do u?
the more reason i dont want to chat with u , so lets keep it classified. wink
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:58pm On Sep 15, 2009
just try keeping those feelings or whatever to urself cos I'm not interested
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Sep 15, 2009
baaaa! who said u should be interested in my feelings? hehehe chicken!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 2:06pm On Sep 15, 2009
kiss
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2009
how is it going with u?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 2:12pm On Sep 15, 2009
things are really working? are you ready for the gist?

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