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D1KeleVra:
na fake u don acquire o! lololol and u say u be tout, say u don open eye

u dey crase? u dey mad? u nor know ya m8? me when see u when ur eyes still close, the only movement of ya eyes na phototropic b4 u start to repond to total stimulus. eediat like u

u can say that again tammy. . u watching BBA4? whats the game plan with no female HMs this yr or Big bros is bidding time?

stop copying my friend n be original

until i discolor someone's face peace won't reign hia.

times in the past can not be retrieved.

is it that important?

~Borat~:
He he!
Look at all these people pissing on themselves becos i tried to bare my mind!
Romsky, nairaland joker i no blame you sha! Your almost 20thousand post (what an incredible amount ) are composed of
*5 000 smileys
*5 000 posts saying good morning and good night (gosh)
*5 000 unfortunate one-liners
*2500 dry jokes
*2000 ass kissing posts
*The remaining make small sense sha. Seun put up a thread calling out for mods. Pls apply you need it.
How is mod dani?
That Guy opened a thread once. Topic? Have You Ever Hited someone before?
This highly embarassing thread went on to ask if you would hit somebody back if he hited you first! I thought it was a joke but it was in the family section!
Bear in mind, this guy was already a mod then. What a joke!
Is it fair to infer he was influenced by his status as a 'joker' or he is just grammatically inept?
Abeg no mind my bad belle! I must confess i'm just hating!
When you clock 20 thousand posts we go celebrate!
Agbaya

see this segedudu. i know what u're up to playing a fame game. hitting, dissing n seriously hating on ya fellas to top the hall. its all good tho dude, u finally figured the hang of the game after many yrs of registering n re-registering with diff usernames. .and i'm very sure u are one of those atangeli-using guys thats y u are such a nitwitty kid. MVA (most valuable agbaya) welcome to the hall of fame.

Rom na small pikin na small pikin na im adolf hitler take cause world war. Let's dehorn him n chain him down b4 he gets harmful. I'll supply ammunition at request without hesitation.

hey stop misleading these children, do u know nl is the only schoool they've got access to?

hey have u heard u are wanted? www.friggingcage.com

oh no not u again!

gbefunwen

yeah i know. . but got to go now.

now u bring war on the violin. how long have u bn practising?

good for all of us, cos ur gain is profitable to us all.

gtg. . y'all be nice little ladies n gentlemen iight?

yey aunty is back, now where is that rat eater?

@borat
i say we attack em

tie em down

n burn em.

i nor dey o

me is good at that and sorry against u too.

roomate would u stop?! y are u distracting us?


@kenny
if i say a go-getter wouldnt that involve a 'chance taker' quality?

office man when u go close?

yeah because u dey 2004 or thereabout (check post), upgrade n meet me at the top

pele

thank u aunty. .quickly calls dani and tells him to get ready for moi

@abbey u wan make landlord pack my load throway for outside b4 i reash ouse?

na slip of hand. solly.

how u dey na. . e don tey o

now 'uniqueness' could come in only if the black n white had counterparts.

dont mind me jare. . i dey feel ur direction.

mukina, he has come again o

nna idi to much o. shakes his hand till they pull out of his shoulder. Oops my bad! _{dials 911sharp sharp}

shh silence!

@cutie
have did u ever try seperation techniques? chromatography? all colors are in black. . if God had only given us black, it'd be like a blank cheque.

with only 2k cos sylv's house is farther than dani's

Sam Milla:
now i realize i didnt go to scholl

see my exband dey fall my hand too

n also thot that colors pre-existed man. in the end, man didn't invent colors. .

God showed the rainbow too as a sign to Noah n the world.

confused state is what u left a lot of pps in when u left.