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Jokes EtcRe: I Always Forget My Dreams by lysaa(f): 10:37pm On Sep 10, 2009
nice. . so i'd assume we are NLing in ur dream yeah?
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by lysaa(f): 10:35pm On Sep 10, 2009
dont cry baby, God's going to answer ur prayers tonight

hey my pikin, how's Awka?
Jokes EtcRe: Hey, Wait A Minute,i Haven't Added Them Up Yet by lysaa(f): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2009
that man is a wife/joy killer
Jokes EtcRe: I Always Forget My Dreams by lysaa(f): 10:32pm On Sep 10, 2009
the fact that u dont forget ur dreams doesnt stop u from experimenting things b4 recomending. Try it tonight, guess u wont lose ur dreams still.
Jokes EtcRe: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2009
go n reflect on Ramadan
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 10:29pm On Sep 10, 2009
No shaking in Texas. .The stars at nyt, r big n bright=deep in the heart of Texas
Jokes EtcRe: I Always Forget My Dreams by lysaa(f): 10:25pm On Sep 10, 2009
have u tried it?
Jokes EtcRe: I Always Forget My Dreams by lysaa(f): 10:23pm On Sep 10, 2009
THATS harder than pooing, more like labour without conception
Nairaland GeneralRe: Let's Party With Dickele by lysaa(f): 10:22pm On Sep 10, 2009
like joke like play D1 don turn 25, na wah o the young shall grow. More hairs to ur armpit.

happy birthday.

D1KeleVra:
Dress code: suit for guys, lingerie for ladies. . . welcome to the parry smiley
ya house na night club. . no wonder! I DON DEY SUSPECT YA NIGHT BROWSING SINCE.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Knows The Answer by lysaa(f): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2009
Na God do am
Jokes EtcRe: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by lysaa(f): 10:13pm On Sep 10, 2009
hmmm. u don yan ur guts out abi
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 10:10pm On Sep 10, 2009
hey small pikin, how u dey?
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by lysaa(f): 10:10pm On Sep 10, 2009
nor be u know?
Jokes EtcRe: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 10:06pm On Sep 10, 2009
its allowed
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2009
no wahala
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If A Conductor Slaps U In Corporate Attire? by lysaa(f): 10:02pm On Sep 10, 2009
folly69:
@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go.
So as to your question i will definately fight back.
guy u be benbella?
Jokes EtcRe: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by lysaa(f): 9:55pm On Sep 10, 2009
u get clock sef?
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Breweries Drinking Competition by lysaa(f): 9:49pm On Sep 10, 2009
are u up to 18yrs? huh

if not show a letter of consent duely signed by popsy.
Jokes EtcRe: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 9:44pm On Sep 10, 2009
is that ur new style?
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 9:44pm On Sep 10, 2009
os courfe!
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by lysaa(f): 9:42pm On Sep 10, 2009
y are u asking? did i tell u ever that i did?
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section 2009 Awards by lysaa(f): 9:41pm On Sep 10, 2009
ur crase don surface?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by lysaa(f): 9:38pm On Sep 10, 2009
like lucozade but na fasting cause am
Jokes EtcRe: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2009
D1KeleVra:
Babe. . . i am the secret. . .
u are a secret we all know thats y we dont want u exposed lest ppl will start pouring drinks, eggs n alla those stuff on u like a shrine. abeg hide wella, we love u secret.
Jokes EtcRe: Ben20001 Aplication by lysaa(f): 9:30pm On Sep 10, 2009
i'm sure plenty
Jokes EtcRe: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 9:29pm On Sep 10, 2009
is this like punking?
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2009
na u talk o
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by lysaa(f): 9:27pm On Sep 10, 2009
that makes him chi too. grin grin

D1 is today ur birthdAY? happy birthday o
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by lysaa(f): 9:22pm On Sep 10, 2009
as in? twisting thread?
Jokes EtcRe: Romade! by lysaa(f): 3:12pm On Sep 10, 2009
ben u be real ozwo o. e go pain u tire tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Human Beans by lysaa(f): 2:59pm On Sep 10, 2009
@sylv
shey u don dey jogodo again abi? na how many wraps dey do u sef?
Jokes EtcRe: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by lysaa(f): 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2009
Abeylema in the city

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