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Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:25pm On Feb 21, 2011
lol
Jokes EtcRe: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
Somehow i get to figure it out. .When i stand next to another person, they tend to be ugly. .

I'm too fine. *whose glasses are these*
LiteratureRe: A Love Story by lysaa(op): 4:20pm On Feb 21, 2011
When part one finishes.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2011
Not yet. .She only had snacks like fufu dipped in egusi sauce. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 4:15pm On Feb 21, 2011
Now u are a confirmed odi! LOL
Jokes EtcRe: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
*coughs* LOL

Say Im ugly? my 1st thot
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 4:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
El Guapo:
No hun am a Chaste! cheesy

And who u tink ought to have consummated moi? undecided

Tz Or Id? lipsrsealed
Now i've reached another level of respect for my girls who can consummate even a chaste! LOL
LiteratureRe: A Love Story by lysaa(op): 4:05pm On Feb 21, 2011
erhmm? ok.
RomanceRe: Can You Date Or Marry A Bow Legged Girl by lysaa(f): 3:45pm On Feb 21, 2011
Beyonce's got em bow. .what say u?
LiteratureRe: A Love Story by lysaa(op): 3:43pm On Feb 21, 2011
rokiatu:
Have you seen the movie Mann?

Jesus!

This is the script shocked
Movie Fire. .na true life story jor. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If U Are Born In China by lysaa(f): 3:39pm On Feb 21, 2011
Lee sah cool
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:36pm On Feb 21, 2011
Leaping Lizard. .I know u are a already consummated no matter how young jare angry
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Woman by lysaa(f): 3:33pm On Feb 21, 2011
Who can bring a charge against her now? LOL
Jokes EtcRe: The Over Educated Son by lysaa(f): 3:31pm On Feb 21, 2011
I like the moral. .LOL
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:28pm On Feb 21, 2011
Oh that!?

All i need to do is to take the full man and not a manliness. .what is manliness without the full man? undecided tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Relaxation spot! (change your frowns to smiles & laughters) by lysaa(f): 3:17pm On Feb 21, 2011
Sharrap! U don't even know what i'm talking about, do ya?
Jokes EtcRe: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2011
Sorry i just cant wait. . I love disapprovals LOL
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 3:13pm On Feb 21, 2011
Lysaa needs no El.

Thank u.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
chi-baby:
Lol i dont knw oo. These days am not even with stuff sad

Hw u? wink
LOL I'm good my sister. .whats up?

El Guapo:
Chi-nwa am great dear.

But wait oo, whatz bout the Ladies visit to ma bar dis Day?? undecided

Lysaa, Chi and now Tz, hope dis aint a gang Kidnap plot for ma manliness? grin lipsrsealed grin
What would one use it for? LOL

Idowuogbo:
@chi u defo not wiv it , hmm don't tell me sometin is not setting rite sha
Anyways nA 26th we book for dat town nA , stop tinkin to much jare it don dey turn u Old woman

@lysaa
Well done u hiA, u dey ginger situation
hehe
Badosky hehehe
LiteratureA Love Story by lysaa(op): 3:04pm On Feb 21, 2011
Bumped into it. .

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating
this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that
the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be
with him.

Due to family's pressure, the couple quarreled very often. Though the
girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is your love
for me?"

As the guy is not good with his words, this often caused the girl to
be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the gal often vents
her anger on him. As for him, he only endured it in silence.

After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to
further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the gal: "I'm
not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow
me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your
family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"

The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally
gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got
engaged.

The gal went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas,
continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone
calls. Though it was hard, but both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the gal was on her way to work, she was knocked down by
a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside
her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum cry,
she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out
of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice,

The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose
her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out
from her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silent
cry. it's still just silent cry that accompanied her. Upon reaching
home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the
phone which pierced into her heart every time it rang. She does not wish
to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a
letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.

With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent
millions & millions of reply and countless phone calls. all the gal could
do besides crying is still crying, The parents decided to move away,
hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.

With a new environment, the gal learnt sign language & started a new
life.

Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her
friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let
him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of
him.

A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The gal was shattered. When she
opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to
ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of
her,

He used sign language to tell her, "I've spent a year to learn sign
language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let
me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped
the ring back into her finger. The gal finally smiled,
Forum GamesRe: Ask A question,get A Wrong Answer Cont by lysaa(f): 2:15pm On Feb 21, 2011
The boring ones!


How do i see my back without turning back?
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 2:05pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL u don;t know? She made it look like u do. . LOL

@ID
tongue

El u are naughty. Thanks for the wine.>
Jokes EtcRe: Quikies,1,2,1,2 by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL Quickies 1,2

I'm NOT A TERRORIST! lol
Jokes EtcRe: How To Love Your Jamaican Man by lysaa(f): 1:57pm On Feb 21, 2011
Seun:
Stupidest thing I've ever read.
Ouch! That hurts.
Jokes EtcRe: One Kiss Per Yard by lysaa(f): 1:53pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL but thats how u like it nau. .strong! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:45pm On Feb 21, 2011
D1
@Thats nonsense!

Did u greet? Instead u were aghast . .* on the phone*

@El
Endorsed! thanks man
Jokes EtcRe: Val Joke by lysaa(f): 1:28pm On Feb 21, 2011
But I'm the chosen one. .such things don't happen to me according to the Book.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
goat!
Jokes EtcRe: My Jokes by lysaa(f): 1:22pm On Feb 21, 2011
El gini? abegy
Jokes EtcRe: Not Joke But Fact by lysaa(f): 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL. .what a solace to think that way.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL
Right now, a jobless worker till i'll go get me something to do. . Kinda sleepy n hungry too.

What about u?
Jokes EtcRe: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2011
Dunno wat he has in mind but i bet its a disapproval. wink

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