A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut, The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Khan, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut but then he doesn't ever come back. "

A little while later, Khan returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Khan looked up, tears in his eyes and said,

"To your wife."

^^ nice joke up there bro i gbadun that joke

Excellent jokes - truly classic

Efe long time where have you been?

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London ’s most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

She demanded to speak to the Manager.The Manager said "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

'But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.

. . .And she said,

Chris brown hit her, Eminem lied 2 her, Drake forgot her name. . .2face will soon get her pregnant. Who is she?

Rihanna

To punish a man, don't take his money or riches just give him a bad wife and to finish a woman, take her mirror.

^^ Wicked soul

why you wan take our mirror??

hahaha Sledge thanks i'll seize her mirror tonight

Efemena_xy:

^^ Wicked soul

why you wan take our mirror??

So that e nor go break

bashy_demy:

hahaha Sledge thanks i'll seize her mirror tonight

Good for taking the advice but when you have a black eye or marks on your body from uncontrollable slaps, "I nor dey house"

A wise man once told me that if you want to be wise, you need to follow the ways of the wise. . .Truth is I still can't find the man!

sledge406:

Good for taking the advice but when you have a black eye or marks on your body from uncontrollable slaps, "I nor dey house"

slap from who now?

Sledge is an Odi!

yes lysaa it take one to know one

Sharrap! U don't even know what i'm talking about, do ya?

bashy_demy:

slap from who now?

bashy_demy:

hahaha Sledge thanks i'll seize her mirror tonight

lysaa:

Sledge is an Odi!

And you're confused because you're an odi! (This is you acting up and letting spit flow uncontrollably because you are!) 

Now u are a confirmed odi! LOL

@Bashy. . .look no further for the real description of odi. Go to google, click images and then type in odi. You'd see Lysaa's picture right from infant to present because she is a real definition of the word.

@Lysaa. . . (you spitting uncontrollably)

If u're not enlightened about an odi, let ur guards down and ask me. .

its one of ur challenges but u're ignorant of 'the one'

Ask what I know or ask because you want me to ask? Anyway google has been insightful into revealing more about the word odi and you and how you relate to one another

Oya walk in front of me so I can see you shake your flat yansh

LOL sledge sledge, u could have passed for a real man if not for ur odi condition.

bloody hell!

sledge knws abt ur flat a.ss,lysaa?

pls go 4 butt enlargement.lol

U is one frat. . I won't sweat it. .kapish?

stop d formings,u r one easy local girl.

I know u are, but what am i?

lysaa:

LOL sledge sledge, u could have passed for a real man if not for your odi condition.

You this babe housegirl! You'd do anything to make sure those your odi traits are claimed by me, innit? Heard all the odi(s) in your hood left cos you molested their life. What an odi lover you are with your small and flat yansh like N10 bread.

lol.

sledge406:

You this babe housegirl! You'd do anything to make sure those your odi traits are claimed by me, innit? Heard all the odi(s) in your hood left cos you molested their life. What an odi lover you are with your small and flat yansh like N10 bread.

Is there still N10 bread? LOL
Nah, just casting out that Odi spirit outta them. U know one of it's traits stubborness that alludes urs. LOL
Tell them in ur next union meetin that i mean well for y'all. Odi is not a good thing at all. .

lysaa:

Is there still N10 bread? LOL

No, but I have a vivid picture of what it used to look like and your yansh is not and never would be worth bigger than a N10 bread that's in existent

lysaa:

Nah, just casting out that Odi spirit outta them. U know one of it'sits traitstrait's stubborness that alludes urs. LOL
Tell them in your next union meetin that i mean well for us all. Odi is not a good thing at all. .

You this bloody odi r[i]ap[/i]ist![/i] See your lame excuse for being with your [i]odi kind. I hope you're brought to justice soon. BTW, I have no idea where the meeting takes place. Be sure to let me know and I'll drop your message that you're ready to f[i]uc[/i]k the odi clan/community once again.

OMG Lysaa were you the only girl on NL? give me a break pls

^^ Whats with u taking panadol for another with the headache? U need to learn to mind ur own biz for once. .i told u b4!

sledge406:

No, but I have a vivid picture of what it used to look like and your yansh is not and never would be worth bigger than a N10 bread that's in existent
You this bloody odi r[i]ap[/i]ist![/i] See your lame excuse for being with your [i]odi kind. I hope you're brought to justice soon. BTW, I have no idea where the meeting takes place. Be sure to let me know and I'll drop your message that you're ready to f[i]uc[/i]k the odi clan/community once again.

I don't do dirty talks and can't stand one. .guess this is a good way to make me ignore u and its working But mind u, that doesn't wipe out the fact that u're an odi.

Thank u.