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 Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by lysaa(f): 4:18pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
i'm not last  |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by lysaa(f): 4:17pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
was anyone saying somn?  |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 4:14pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Lady is what African women likes to be called. .so fela said |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hello House by lysaa(f): 4:13pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
[size=15pt]yeah house, check this out too. .maybe its old idk, but its new to me. An older lady gets pulled over for speeding, Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Off icer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owne r. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! Don't Mess With Older Ladies!! [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 4:09pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
are u saying they get high 24/7? hmm and u the normal one in the list   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Word Puzzle by lysaa(f): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
nice but u took the fun out by answering it urself, would have left it there for a while then laff ur ass off with the replies. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ibkaye @ Da Beach by lysaa(f): 4:02pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ibk why u dey let them take u play like this? stop picking on her jare  ! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by lysaa(f): 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
y'all high. .wud breeze back in when ure all cool. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Quality Or Quantity? by lysaa(f): 3:49pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@poster, are u repping or u are joking  |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 3:45pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
u sound so u there |
| Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by lysaa(f): 3:41pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
u remind me of one needegg u same as-him? |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by lysaa(f): 3:37pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
i'm not last |
| Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by lysaa(f): 3:28pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
who is xheggs? |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 1:09pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
unforseen is a result of a mind that doesnt perceive. .everything starts there, in the mind |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by lysaa(f): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2008 |
and what does that mean? |
| Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by lysaa(f): 10:56am On Jul 11, 2008 |
that was funny  |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 10:53am On Jul 11, 2008 |
conviction is what great mean who've left their footprints on the sands of time had. |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by lysaa(f): 10:48am On Jul 11, 2008 |
rockiedink:i thot as much, that if u ever see me in ur dreams, it'd be ur nightmare who's bad? |
| Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by lysaa(f): 10:42am On Jul 11, 2008 |
swimmer |
| Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You by lysaa(f): 12:57am On Jul 11, 2008 |
omila |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by lysaa(f): 12:55am On Jul 11, 2008 |
u is the dreamer, berra pinch ya self and wake up because u are replying in your dreams |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 12:54am On Jul 11, 2008 |
fraternity is a union of people with same belief |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairalanders Tell your Real Age by lysaa(f): 12:53am On Jul 11, 2008 |
u were born the day day turned to night, fig out the yr cal ur age |
| Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by lysaa(f): 12:51am On Jul 11, 2008 |
b4 nkor? how u dey? |
| Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by lysaa(f): 12:50am On Jul 11, 2008 |
tats |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 12:49am On Jul 11, 2008 |
relationship grows with fellowship |
| Forum Games › Re: Tell A Lie by lysaa(f): 12:48am On Jul 11, 2008 |
thats so untrue |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by lysaa(f): 12:45am On Jul 11, 2008 |
i'll remember that, good night |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by lysaa(f): 12:42am On Jul 11, 2008 |
dreamer |
| Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 12:29am On Jul 11, 2008 |
language is nothing but a means of communication |
| Forum Games › Re: With Three Word Per Post! by lysaa(f): 12:27am On Jul 11, 2008 |
good, so i can sleep peacefully |
| Forum Games › Re: Reply Signatures. by lysaa(f): 12:24am On Jul 11, 2008 |
what if u are given ur coin back, and then u have ur want plus the coin? |
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